Trip Chapter #4

The Tiger's Lair!

In the last chapter, The gang went off of the road! Yami Yugi and his Hikari have gained the ability separate from each other's souls, and if I recall correctly, Marik is still in the trunk. Now, it's time for-for- for...

Neo: What the hell?

YamiNeo: It won't continue until someone does the disclaimer!

Neo: Um...okay...don't panic...whose gonna do the disclaimer.

Cryst: OH! OH! OH! ME! ME!

YamiNeo: All right!

Cryst: *ahem* Neostorm2003 does not own any of the Yugioh characters. He doesn't own me either. Oh, one more thing, he does not own Naruto!

Now it's time for the next scene!

Everyone: YAY!



Kaiba: Pegasus?!

Yugi: What are you doing here?

Joey: Keep that albino fruit bat away from me! (I did not take that from Ace Ventura)

Bakura: That hurt, Joey.

Joey: Oh sorry. Hey, where's Yami Bakura?

Bakura: In the Ring, doing stuff.

Tristan: What kind of "stuff"?

Bakura: He's not...m-m-m-m...

Kaiba: Quit it before you hurt yourself.

Pegasus: Come on. Come and stay at my castle. You can sleep, eat, and shower, and it's all free!

Yugi: Well that's better than a Holiday Inn.

Yami Yugi: Holiday Inn?

Marik: (muffled voice) hi...canft...bweaf...

Joey: What was that?

Pegasus: It was probably your stomach, Joseph. Come to my castle a gorge yourself as usual!

Joey: First of all, the name's Joey. Not Joseph, not Jo-jo, Joey. Second of all, I DO NOT GORGE MYSELF! I just eat really fast. And number C, I am pretty hungry, so-o-o-o...okay!

Kaiba: I am not dining with that nut! He touches me in my sleep!

Pegasus: I was merely tucking you in!

Kaiba: Whatever! It's creepy when old men come into my room late at night!

Pegasus: I'M NOT OLD! I'M BLEACHED!

Mokuba: He isn't that bad! He may have tucked you in, but he fed me a Twinkie!

Kaiba: (grab Pegasus by the collar) You dirty, rotten, child-molesting pervert! I'll kill you!

Pegasus: No! It really was a Twinkie, honest to God, it was just a Twinkie!

Kaiba: (relinquishes grip) Okay, we'll go, but I've got my eye on you, sicko.

Pegasus: Great! I'll have my private jet fly us there!

Yami Yugi: I may not know what a private jet is, but I used to have a private chariot, and if I recall, anything with the word private in it is not built for such a large gathering of people.

Pegasus: Oh, pish-posh. It's plenty big. (into walkie-talkie) Cucumber, bring her down!

Croquet: (on walkie-talkie) That's Croquet, sir.

Pegasus: Whatever. Just bring 'er down!

(A large, red jump jet lands in the middle of the deserted road. It looks like the kind of plane ment to bring many people to many different places. It looks new.)

Tea: O-o-o-o-o-o! Pretty! (twitches) Pretty ugly! (twitches again) It's far too big! I'm scared! (another twitch) Wa-a-a-a-a!

Pegasus: (confused, but unconcerned) Um...right. Everybody on!

(They all board. It's loaded with what appear to be the trappings of a small mansion)

Joey: Cool! A mini-bar! I wonder if they got any smoothies...(recalls his last smoothie experience) m-m-m...Tea Juice...

Yami: (In deep disgust) Ew-w-w-w!

Kaiba: I must say, Pegasus, this place isn't so bad.

Pegasus: Thank you. I was expecting company, anyway.

Yugi: Oh? Who?

(the plane takes off)

Pegasus: Marik and Ishizu Ishtar.

Yami: Yugi?

Yugi: (has head in mini-bar) Hey, Pegasus, what's with all the Gorgonzola cheese and fruit juice?

Pegasus: You didn't pay much attention at Duelist Kingdom, did you?

Joey: Hey, a library of comic books!

Pegasus: DON'T TOUCH THOSE!

Yami: Yu-u-u-ugi!

Yugi: (eating cheese) Yum!

Pegasus: THAT STUFF IS MINE!

Yami: God dammit, YUGI! (covers mouth and gasps)

Everyone looks at Yami

Yugi: (spits cheese out) Ew! Not so "yum" after all. What is it, Yami?

Yami: Um...I can't seem to remember.

Everyone: (anime drop)

Tristan: Hey, look at this book! "Make out paradise"?

Kakashi: That is mine.

Pegasus: Ah! My other guests! Some ninja students and their teacher.

Naruto: You mean "A future Hokage" and some students and a teacher.

Sakura: Um...yeah...ok.

Joey: Hey! You revived Susuke!

Susuke: Yep. First, I had a long chat with Haku, then I beat Sai at a game of Go and he let me return back to life. (I don't own Hikaru No Go either)

Yugi: Haku? Sai? Hokage? Go? What the hell are you guys talking about?

Hikaru: (out of nowhere) Never mind.

Pegasus: Oh...you're still here?

Hikaru: Yeah. You see, I can't find Sai! After he was beaten by Susuke's soul, he went off sulking!

Yugi: Don't worry, Hikaru, that is your name, right? Anyway, we'll help you find "Sai", whoever he is.

Pegasus: (thinking) Perfect. It is almost time.



That's the end of this chapter. Stay tuned for the next chapter... Return of the Go Ghost!!!