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Shikon: (dulled out and being sarcastic)…I felt so loved as school…
Chibi-Shikon: (looks at her like that's nothing new) Did one of your boyfriends give you a kissy-kissy, Meatball-head?
Shikon: (Gives Glare of Death to Chibi-Shikon) I DON'T have a BOYFRIEND!
Camera Dude's friend #1: (sarcastic) Sure…
Shikon: (face goes red) I DON'T!
Chibi-Shikon: Mom's a playa! She has a room full of Boyfriends!
Shikon: I do not! They're all friends! (Thinks: Though two claim are in love with me…)
Shiken: (still playing Legend of Dragoon) DAMMIT! ANYONE WHO GETS BETWEEN ME AND MY SHANA SHALL DIE!
Everyone: -_-;;
Shikon: Sons of a Yokai…for a moment there, I thought he was InuYasha…
Camera Dude: Don't you mean Dart?
Shikon: -_- whatever!
Chibi-Shiken: I'm gonna play Pokemon on GB…
Shikon: Pokemon is so…1990's… @,@
Chibi-Shikon: Do you think Kagome would look really, really pretty wearing Sailor Moon's Princess outfit or Sailor Mars' Princess outfit?
Boys in love with Kagome: MOON PRINCESS OUTFIT ALL THE WAY!
Perverted boys that are in love with Anime Hotties: MAKE KAGOME'S DRESS EXTREMELY LOW CUT!
Shikon: (goes to her room, sickened) What a bunch of Hentia…If InuYasha was here, he'd kill 'em all!
Camera Dudette: (asks through the door) Maybe we should ask Lum to make us one of those "Anti-Girl" dolls…
Shikon: (opens door) Dolls? Like those dolls that if a guy were to touch a girl anywhere, he'd get zapped? (Camera Dudette nods) All right! Count me in! ^,^ It would be so much better than 'Oswari!' (Everyone but Shiken and Camera Dudette grab a chair and sit down) Onwards to the Portal of Anime! To Lum* Ursei Yatsura!
Shiken: (glances at camera on table then to game) Someone got it in their head that my sister's name is Shana. Well, it's not. Her name is Nathalie. If you want to know, my name is Jonathan and I'm "Fresh meat" (freshmen, 1st year) in High school. My Sis is a Junior (3rd year) and has a lot of Boyfriends.
Shikon: (from the yard) I DO NOT HAVE A BOYFRIEND! Gods…I sound like Kagome denying about InuYasha… (Camera Dudette giggles as she goes through)
Shiken: DON'T LIE! I SAW HOW BOYFRIEND #1 WAS ALL OVER YOU AFTER SCHOOL!
Shikon: ARGH! I DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND! HE AND I WERE JUST FOOLING!
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Pick-up of da day! (Cheesy, yes or no?)
My Magical Watch says you aren't wearing any underwear. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
Underneath the Starlight! InuYasha and Kagome's Cure!(what a cheezy title…)
Miroku woke to the feeling of something warm and soft next to him and thought, "I was so ready for this!" As his hands slowly went above the stomach and towards the chest, Sango's hands stopped him and lowered his hands to her stomach. "Going somewhere, Miroku?" Sango asked in a deadly voice. "Or were your hands just automatically going into forbidden territory?" Miroku chuckled nervously but didn't remove his hands from their location on her stomach.
Kagome woke up after the two and nearly hit InuYasha's face as she stretched out while her already coiled-up nightgown was just mid-thigh. Though InuYasha didn't feel or notice any of that, he just moved his head on her chest and nearly took Kagome's breath away while still sleeping! Comfortable yet not, Kagome was now pinned to the bed with no possible way to be set free, and blushing! 'Guess I know that he feels really, really comfortable with me around,' she thought as she began to shake InuYasha. "InuYasha? InuYasha, wake up. It's morning and I need to make breakfast," she cooed, though that didn't do any good. InuYasha was now hugging Kagome in his sleep and sleep talking, saying something about her not going anywhere…even if it were to take a test. "Awe…Man…" she complained
Sango and Miroku saw and laughed softly. "Why don't you chant him to wake up?" Miroku offered knowing exactly where InuYasha was going to land and imagining their faces. He wished he knew where and how Kagome's camera would work. It'd be a Kodak moment as Kagome'd put it. Sango and Kagome gave him an "I don't believe you" look, although Sango though it would be funny to actually witness what Miroku was talking about. She already thought how Kagome and InuYasha were lying was a fairly cute pose.
"You guys are really not helping, I hope you know that," Kagome told them as InuYasha began to move his head and hands…eh…lower? "Eek! InuYasha! Wake up!" Kagome nearly screamed and jolted up making InuYasha land on her lap (still pretty low…), successfully waking him up.
"Ugh…Kagome, do you have to scream?!" InuYasha complained as he slowly sat up with his eyes still closed. "I was…" He looked at Kagome seeing how her hands were tugging down on her gown and pulling up on the collar. Kagome's face was as pink as Sango's shoulder pads on her Exterminator uniform, probably a bit redder. That's when InuYasha realized where he had risen his head from…her lap with her underwear nearly visible… "Oh…uh…sorry about that?" he apologized weakly.
"It's…okay…" Kagome told him gasping for breath. "Just don't…do it again while you're asleep." InuYasha agreed as his face had a touch of pink on his cheeks. Exhaling deeply, Kagome stood up, grabbed some instant Ramen and disappeared into the back of the cave with some clothes and a pan in hand. "Be back in a flash!" she declared.
"Take your time," Miroku urged, grinning. Kagome looked at him and shook her head. "What? I wasn't thinking of anything dirty. I'm a monk, what do you take me for?" he asked with his hands out before him.
"A perverted monk, Miroku," Kagome answered honestly and headed to the back with Shippo. InuYasha and Sango, even Kilala and Myoga, gave him a dirty look silently agreeing with Kagome.
"Kagome, when's the spell coming off? I'm starting to miss the big you…" Shippo complained as he helped with breakfast: Shrimp, chicken, and beef flavored instant ramen. Shippo and InuYasha quickly neglected the cheddar cheese ramen but would soon have to eat it if there were no other flavors. "And InuYasha's crater imprints…"
Kagome had to laugh about the craters on InuYasha. "Hopefully soon, Shippo," she answered. "We wouldn't want InuYasha as is when there's a new moon." Shippo agreed. He and their friends were all ready in full alert, treating this threat as a new moon, but were slowly becoming tire of it. "It'd be a miracle that our cure of this was the new moon."
'Hopefully it is!' Shippo thought as they headed back to the group with their meals ready.
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After breakfast, fighting demons, arguing, and more fighting, everyone was pretty exhausted over fighting and arguing and fighting again with demons and with each other. "May we travel to Jinjenji and ask for some herbs to help us on our quest, Kilala?" Myoga asked as he rode the cat demon with Shippo. "It seems our lords and ladies have forgotten about us. What say you, Shippo, my boy?"
"Let's get going," Shippo answered and the trio was off to the sky.
It took the group until noontime to realize that Shippo, Kilala, and Myoga were missing from their group. Everyone had been fighting with each other for no apparent reason the whole time and started to ask each other what was it that they were fighting over. Usually Kagome and InuYasha would argue about Kikyo and Koga and Sango and Miroku would just be the referee. "I have completely forgot about what we were talking about," InuYasha announced.
"The two K's," Sango answered dully. "Even at this size, you two could still put up an argument, it's amazing…" Miroku agreed. "Let's have lunch you guys, and a nap as well. I'm pretty sure that we're all tired from all this." They agreed and stopped by the river and had lunch and then a nap, though without Kilala and Shippo around to watch over, everyone didn't have a good enough nap. An hour later, the trio returned with healing herbs and had made their own little lunches and took their naps as well until nightfall.
The moon was pitched black and the stars were shining brightly. InuYasha and Kagome's bodies were somehow glowing from the starlit sky as they slept together. No one noticed how mysteriously Kagome's clothes grew bigger with her body (no sudden cuts off blood flow like last time, ex: Kagome's swimsuit in the 1st few chapters) or how InuYasha's demonic appearance had changed while he returned to normal. When the group finally did wake up, except for Kagome, they were all energetic and feeling invisible. "Lady Kagome, Lord InuYasha! You're back to normal!" Myoga exclaimed. "Its good to see that everything's back to normal!"
Kagome yawned as she snuggled closer to InuYasha, still half-asleep. InuYasha didn't mind about Kagome moving closer to him into his arms, he sort of liked it. "Yeah…back to normal…just a few more hours!" Kagome pleaded when InuYasha kissed Kagome on her lips, Sleeping Beauty style! "Hmm…" Kagome hummed before waking up completely. "InuYasha…" she complained. He and their friends just laughed at Kagome's reaction to InuYasha's kiss and continued with making dinner and prepared to travel during the moonless night.
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Miroku/Sango Worshippers: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!
InuYasha/Kagome Worshippers: HEY! IS THAT WHAT YOU CALL A KISS?!
Shippo/Kilala Worshippers: That was…amusing…boring, but amusing…
Chibi-Shikon: (Begging for forgiveness on her hands and knees for Shikon) FORGIVE HER! SHE HAD WRITER'S BLOCK FOR THREE WHOLE DAYS BECAUSE OF INUYASHA! HE CHOSE KIKYO OVER KAGOME! THAT INSOLENT PUP! Mommy was so mad at InuYasha that she had no will to write!
Chibi-Shiken: (off topic) Shiken had a weird idea about making a story about Kagome being in "Lora Croft" mode. She'd be equipped with all the lasted "archery" stuff, like guns and guns and more guns. Of course the bullets Kagome would use would have to be blanks so she'd be able to fill them with her Miko (priestess) powers. And, of course, Kagome wouldn't have to be dressed as Lora but her clothes would be similar to it!
Camera Dude's friends #1, 2, and 3: (drool at thought) Yeah…Kagome'd look so…hot…and sexy…and… (all three are hit on the head by Camera Dudette's friends #1, 2, and 3 with mallets)
Camera Dudette's friend #1: Send in your thoughts! We're sorry that it took so long to up date!
Camera Dudette's Friend #2: Should Shikon make the story about Kagome being Lora Croft? She might need some help and the story might not be posted for a while, and also…what other characters from other anime/games should the other heroes of InuYasha be posed as?
Camera Dudette's Friend #3: Send in your thoughts! Shikon can't "film" if you don't!
Chibi-Shikon: If none of you didn't understand what had just happened to Kagome and InuYasha earlier in the story, star-lights were the 'cure' for them to change back to norm. Gomen ne, I don't know how to control my chibi powers!
