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Late in the night at Shikon's house…Shikon: (whispers to Camera Dudette) Shh…we ninja must be like cats stalking mouse and pounce when it is the right time.
Camera Dudette: (whispers to Shikon) I know that. Let's just do this and get to bed!
An hour later…the two girls are in their beds and fast asleep…but the FOLLOWING MORNING!!!!
Girls in the perimeter: ("something" touches sensitive area) EEEEKKKK!!!! HENTIA!!!! (Makes motion to slap the boys who touched them but…)
~ZAP!!~ All males in the perimeter: GYAAAAHHHH!!!!
Camera Dudette/Shikon: (coming out of their room ½ asleep) (yawns) Wazzup…peoples…?
Girls: (pointing to the boys horrified) THE BOYS ARE PERVERTS!
Shikon: (still ½ asleep) That all? Tell me something I haven't known for seven years…
Camera Dudette: (also ½ asleep) I'm going to bed…
Camera Dude and Friends #1, 2, 3: (Think perverted…and then…) GYAAAAHHHH!!!!
Miroku Worshipers (the guys): (pull a "Miroku" on Sango Worshipers (the girls) and then…) GYAAAAHH!!!!
Chibi-Shikon: (notices plush dolls shaped as girls hanging from the back of all the guys' heads, except Chibi-Shiken and Shiken don't have one) Eh…I'm not saying anything…(goes to room with no windows or doors and sleeps, the room is now sound proof!) Complete Tranquillity, how I love thee!
Chibi-Shiken: (enters the room with a small bottle titled "Sango") Don't you have someone to make Chibi today, Chibi-Shikon?
Chibi-Shikon: (jolts out of bed) OH YEAH! (Grabs bottle and runs out to the portal)
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Pick up of da day!
I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I can still make your bed rock!
Miroku's the Narrator, Potions, and Whatnots!
Today starts out really, really, strange! After traveling through the darkness of the night with only the stars to be their light, the group finally found this secure place behind a waterfall to camp out and spend the rest of the night…err—morning sleeping. The sleeping arrangements are as followed: InuYasha + Kagome and Miroku + Sango. Shippo, Kilala, and Myoga found sanctuary in Kagome's big, fat, yellow backpack while the couples either slept in futons or on Kagome's spread-out sleeping bag. The night was fairly warm and hot under the blankets…types of clothing worn are as follows! Sango is wearing one of Kagome's pajama top, color text is striped read and white with buttons going downward wearing only underwear underneath. Kagome is wearing a different pajama top, color text is poka-dotted but also has buttons going downwards and also wearing only underwear. Miroku and InuYasha are topless and wearing boxer shorts given to them by Kagome… "Which I do say are fairly comfortable!" Miroku added being the narrator and getting stoned to near-death by Sango and Kagome's projectiles (rocks).
"Something's never change…" Shippo commented as snuggles into Kagome's arms while Kagome snuggles into InuYasha's arms.
"Hey! I just told the viewers that you're sleeping in Lady Kagome's backpack!" Miroku complained and sees Kilala doing the same in Sango's arms. "Wha…" the girls giggle as he just sinks down behind Sango, disappointed and blanked out.
"Deal with it, Miroku," InuYasha told him. "Myoga isn't even here anyway." Miroku makes a complaint in his throat and just plops down next to Sango. "What's eating him?" he asked Kagome but found her already asleep and is now annoyed. "Sheesh!" he complained and followed suit. 'Oh well, can't beat 'em, join 'em,' he thought before going to sleep. Sango looked over to Miroku and had to actually knock him out to get some extra sleep; Miroku pulling a 'dumbfounded InuYasha' was definitely not him.
Chibi-Shikon was finding it hard to locate her favorite anime heroes of InuYasha and was about to give up when Tama showed up. "Tama, I'm having trouble finding the Inu Gang," she told the lynx. "Could you help me?" Tama mewed. "You want to know if Kilala is a boy or a girl? She's female!" Tama mewed again. "No…I don't think she's attached to another demon, why do you ask?" A meowing reply… "WHAT?!" Chibi-Shikon's eyes seemed to bug out. "YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH KILALA?! BUT YOU'RE A GIRL!" Another meowing reply only this time Tama was…blushing? Chibi-Shikon started to look concerned. "Oh…how come you didn't tell Mommy?" Another meowing reply… "You're shy? Unbelievable!" Chibi-Shikon exclaims to the sky and looks down at Tama with an idea. "I know! I'll introduce you to Kilala!" The brown lynx had suddenly and magically turned into a red lynx. "Don't be shy! Just help me find the group, and Kilala, and let me do the rest!" Tama agreed and plopped Chibi-Shikon on her back. 'Scary…love really can transcend everything!! Species… Gender… age… TIME DIFFERENCES! Anime world is completely whacked…' Shikon looks at her monitor reading reviews and reading other peoples' stories while watching/reading the thoughts of her mini self, agreeing with her.
Kilala sensed the presence of a demonic feline coming towards the waterfall and slithered out from underneath Sango's grasp to investigate. "Mew?" Kilala questioned as she spotted the lynx and her owner. Chibi-Shikon noticed Kilala and waved to her. "Hey there, Kilala!" Chibi-Shikon greeted. "I want you to meet someone!" Kilala bounced her way to the duo and notched her head to the side while Chibi-Shikon forced Tama to stop hiding behind her. "This is Tama, Kilala. Tama, this is Kilala." The two mewed to each other in greeting. "Is Sango-sama awake, Kilala?" Kilala shook her head. "Great! I'll see you two later!" With that, Chibi-Shikon left the two demon felines to themselves as she headed to the cave behind the waterfall.
There she was, seventeen year old Sango, the lone survivor of the Demon Exterminators…SLEEPING WITH MIROKU OF ALL PEOPLE!! Chibi-Shikon laughed mentally to herself and spotted her 'best friend' Shippo sleeping with his 'mother' and *father* across the room. 'That really was a weak kiss…' she mentally commented and pulled out a bottle of pills titled, "Philter." (Love Potion) 'Time to have a kissy-kissy frenzy and this time, InuYasha will be so OOC, it's SHOCKING!' Returning her attention to Sango, Chibi-Shikon takes out a spray bottle and starts spraying the Minimizer all over Sango and her belongings! Then, Chibi-Shikon turns her attention to InuYasha and Kagome and force-feeds them one Philter pill each! 'Time to say TTFN!' Chibi-Shikon thought and ran out of the cave to find Kilala and Tama in deep conversation. "Tama, it's time for me to go," Chibi-Shikon said to her. "You staying?" Tama bid goodbye to Kilala and followed Chibi-Shikon home.
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(**-Technically InuYasha is Shippo's new dad but they act like siblings…weirdoes…)
Chibi-Shikon and Tama return to the Real World to find the house surrounded by half-dead guys lying on the ground. Chibi-Shikon: Wow… Mommy sure knows how to have 'fun' with the guys…
Tama: (nods) mew…
Shiken: (sees Chibi-Shikon and Tama come into the house while playing Dragoon) Hey…Shikon and Camera Dudette are still sleeping.
Chibi-Shiken: (Drinking sparkling cider next to Shiken) Once Shikon's awake, we'll tell her to make a story of Kagome being Lora Croft. But what will InuYasha be? And when in time should all this take place? Obviously in Kagome's time but…around Halloween or just out of the blue? Will Kagome still be time traveling to InuYasha's time? So many questions…
Chibi-Shikon: Kagome as Lora Croft? Kagome WILL have to put her hair up in a pony! Letting her hair hang won't cut her 'Lora Croft' outfit…
Girls: (laughing at the unjust punishment done to the guys) Send… send in… your thoughts! (Brakes out laughing and receive glares from the guys) That's what y'all get for being perverts!!!
Shiken: (as-a-matter-of-fact) They're all just mentally 100% healthy…be happy that their interested in girls…
Camera Dudette's Friends #1, 2, 3: (throws hands to the sky) Thank the gods!
Camera Dudette's Friend #1: (out of blue) Hey, did you know that the perfect guys are either engaged, married, or gay?
Girls: (shocked) O.O
Camera Dudette's Friend #2: (dully) Out of the 500 sperms cells, these idiots are the ones that out smarted the rest…sad…
Girls: (speechless) o.o
Shiken: (quite POed by now, since his a guy!) ANYWAYZ!!! You've all read, now send in your reviews! (finally finishes Dragoon) Finally! I killed that bastard what's-his-face, that evil wingly dude! Next up is Guardian's Crusade! (For PS1) Now where the HELL are all those living toys!?
