Disclaimer: I own my body, my mind, and my soul and that's about it…
Shikon: (reading reviews) InuYasha gets a cold…Souta falls for Sango…Kohaku (Sango's brother not the angel) meets his sister in chibi form… "fluffies"?! All are good ideas…
Miroku: (stomps into the house) I will not have anyone near MY Sango!
Shikon: (dumbfounded) Uh…how'd you get here?
Miroku: (simply states) I followed Chibi-Shikon and her lynx here.
Shikon: oh…do the others know you're here?
Miroku: They're all fast asleep and will not awaken until tomorrow. (Shikon shrugs while Miroku looks around) You know, (sees the many girls lying EVERYWHERE) there's a lot of women here. Might if I… (gestures about the girls)
Camera Dude's Friend #1: (grabs Camera Dudette's friend #1, and holds her securely) You're not going to ask my girlfriend to bear your child!
Shikon: On the contrary, Unc, he's talking about those girls over there! (points to the girls standing on the stairs leading up to a room, all are more gorgeous than the first) (turns to Miroku) If you could reach the top without getting perverted you may. (Miroku beams happily) BUT!! There's a catch, Miroku-sama. If u do get perverted, you must have one of these attached to the back of your head! (shows Miroku a doll)
Miroku: Is this a challenge? Fine then! I accept your challenge, Lady Shikon. (Shikon beams happily at him as he heads for the stairs)
Shikon's "Girlfriend" #1: (states prediction…) He won't make it…
Shiken: (sighs) Today's show is going to take place in Sesshomaru's fortress…
Chibi-Shiken: Yeah…we need to catch up with Sesshomaru and his company…There'll be some vocab in here…
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New Vocab! Hanyo – Half-demon Ainoko – Half-Breed
Minions of Lord Sesshomaru!
Location: Demon Palace of the Western Lands…
"YOU WANNA START SOMETHING, TOAD BOY!?" Neko asked as she prepared to fight the toad demon, Jaken, with the absences of their master. Neko was in a bad mood that day since Naraku was nowhere to be found in Japan that she knew of. "I'M PREETY TICKED RIGHT NOW SO IF YOU WANNA START SOMETHING, I SUGGEST YOU THINK IT OVER!"
Jaken just laughed as he began to swing his staff of heads at Neko. "Stupid Hanyo! I will seek my vengeance on you, alone! Neko, prepare to mean your maker!"
Neko was fuming by now…as she drew her reverse-bladed katana, the Seishin, from its scabbard, she glared at Jaken with glowing green eyes. "Jaken…you have been warned," she told her as she dashed towards Jaken from where she stood as flames began to spur from the old man head. "Maho no Yami!" Neko spell cast around herself and Jaken sending them to a 'Shadow Realm.' (Maho no Yami means Magic of Darkness) "You've been warned…" Neko repeated as the surrounding area began to bend and twist and darken around them.
Sesshomaru watched from a distance with Rin standing beside him as the surrounding forest was engulfed into a dome made of miasma (poison vapors). "This should be interesting…" Sesshomaru commented while Rin was being herself and cheering on Neko. 'Hm? Rin could see though the miasma?' Sesshomaru wondered looking at his 'daughter' and then back to the battlefield.
Neko could faintly hear Rin's voice and smirked to herself as Jaken blocked her attacks with his staff. Using her scabbard to reflect the flames, Neko made another go for Jaken's head. "Time to die!" Neko yelled as she dashed once again towards Jaken.
"You first, Ainoko!" Jaken announced as his staff shot out flames once again, at Neko. "Flames of the Staff!" Neko smirked as she used her scabbard to reflect the flames but didn't realize that it was fake magic.
"What?!" Neko yelped as the Staff of Heads struck her side. "What the f***!?" she yelled as the staff punctured into her stomach. "Kyah!!" Neko's body slid across the ground and rammed into her own barrier. "EEEYYYAAAHHH!" Neko screamed. 'Son-of-a-Yokai…I knew that having a miasma barrier was a bad idea…'
Jaken laughed as he prepared to attack Neko once again. "Sayonara! Hanyo!" Jaken yelled as he swung his staff downwards but missed Neko as she rolled to the right, over her sword, and jumped to her feet.
Neko gasped and panted from the pain all over her body. "Chikusho…" she cursed angrily. 'With that stinkin' staff, I can't kill him! I've got to knock the stupid thing away and push him towards the barrier!' Being part cat, Neko was grateful for a couple of things…one, she had great agility that rivaled Sesshomaru, two, she could see in the dark, three, her claws! 'Hm…I saw Lord InuYasha do it once…' she thought as she sheathed her sword. "Jaken…you're going down!" she declared and dashed towards him once again. "Iron Reaver!" Neko attacked with her claws out in attack and slashed at Jaken.
Jaken didn't see that attack coming and wasn't even prepared for it! He took the attack head on as his staff didn't do any good as a shield and was thrown back into the barrier.
Sesshomaru witnessed the attack, as did Rin, and was in shock! His servant, a mere Hanyo-neko was able to defeat his Retainer while his staff was in his possession! "Amazing…" he commented as he and Rin continued to watch the battle. "Neko has defeated Jaken while he still had he ridiculous staff…"
"Neko-onee-san!" Rin cheered on happily. "Yay! You won!"
Neko gasped as her barrier disappeared and looked down at Jaken…she won…she defeated Jaken while the staff of Heads was in his possession! "I…I did it…" she whispered in disbelief. "I defeated Jaken…" 'I defeated Jaken…is this for real?! Was Jaken really this weak!?' She felt a hand pat her between her ears on her head and looked up to see Sesshomaru standing next to her, looking…pleased? "Lord Sesshomaru!?" Neko yelped and immediately bowed down to him. "Forgive me, Lord Prince! I killed your retainer, Jaken!"
Sesshomaru smirked as he unsheathed the Tenseiga and swung it at Jaken's body, reviving him, although Jaken didn't awaken. "Return to your duties of caring for Rin," Sesshomaru ordered Neko. "She hasn't eaten Lunch, much less Breakfast, yet."
Neko bowed again to him. "Hai, Sesshomaru-sama," she replied and headed for the palace to retrieve the young human child when Sesshomaru called to her. "H-Hai?"
"A well-fought battle, Neko. Even if it were due to frustration and anger," he told her, causing the young Hanyo to blush. "Twas a good idea then, to have Jaken as your stress receiver."
Neko hid her face under the shadows of her bangs, thanking him. "A-Arigato, Sesshomaru-sama," she said. "I will tend to Young Lady Rin now…" Sesshomaru dismissed her and turned his attention to the toad demon on the ground. "Jaken, get up," Sesshomaru ordered and Jaken obeyed. "The search for Naraku's heart and his many offsprings will linger in the air."
Jaken nodded, sighing deeply. 'My lord dare not trifle himself with small details of other's welfare except for that brat Rin,' he thought as he followed Sesshomaru into the palace to tend to other affairs…
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Miroku is at the top of the stairs with the last girl and is about to lose his cool…Miroku: thinking: Must resist all temptations…must resist all temptations!
Shikon's 'girlfriend' #1: (watching Miroku carefully) you're going to crack…Miroku-sama…
Shiken: How scandalous… (turns to Shikon) what's at the top in the room?
Camera Dudette: Porno
Guys: (jolts off the floor and is magically healed 100%) PORNO!? WHERE!? (Dolls hanging from their necks start to glow and then…) GGGgggYYYyyyAAAaaaHHHhhh!!!
Miroku snaps and touches the last girl on the stairs…Miroku: THAT'S IT! I GIVE UP! GIVE ME THE DAMNED DOLL ALREADY!? (starts frenching the girl and touching her ever which way…WHILE Shikon's 'girlfriend' #1 puts doll on the back of his neck and Shikon casts spell of invisibility on it so no one could see it) (a googol volts of electricity come out of the doll and shocks both Miroku and the girl unconscious.)
Shikon's 'girlfriend' #1: (turns to Shikon) You owe me a hundred dollars, Shikon!
Shikon: awe…man… (pulls out wallet and hands 'girlfriend' #1 the money) Goodbye, Ben Franklin…you must know that I loved you…you were so good to me for buying all the InuYasha DVDs and Manga…(becomes reluctant to hand over the hundred dollar bill and starts to hug it against her chest) I DON'T WANNA GIVE HIM AWAY!!
Shikon's 'girlfriend' #1: (sighs and becomes annoyed) Hand the booty over, Shikon…or I'll go steal InuYasha's Tetsusaiga or Sesshomaru's Tokijin and USE IT on you!!
Shikon: NNNNNNnnnnnnOOOOOOoooooo!!!!!! Leave me with my Ben Franklin! I cannot live without my Ben Franklin! (fight breaks out with Shikon's 'girlfriend' #1 and Shikon for the hundred dollar bill while Sango worshippers carry Miroku back to the cave)
Shiken: That was weird…okay! You've all read, now review!
Shikon: Kagome as Lora Croft is a Reader/Reviewer idea! Meaning THAT STORY is going to be based on the reviewers of this stories opinons! So send in ur ideas for the Kagome is Lora Croft Story ALSO! Suggestions for the Title WILL be needed!!!
