"Ron!!" Kim yelled as she entered the familiar halls of Middleton High. Ron and Rufus knew that they'd been spotted but tried to hide behind their locker anyway.
"Heh…yeah, KP?" Rufus responded meekly.
Kim stomped in front of Ron. "What was that?" she asked politely.
"Well, Kim, you see, I can-"
Kim put her hand up. "WHAT. Was that?"
"…What was what?" Rufus asked, trying to act confused.
"You know what I'm talking about Ron. Just answer my question…and give me my pants back!" Kim said as nicely as she could.
"Your pants…I have no idea what you're talking about…" Rufus pleaded.
"Oh. So you have amnesia? Well I guess you'd like to know, then, that you were in my room last night, stealing my pants and throwing my…" she hesitated. "Stuff on the floor. And THEN, when I tried to talk to you, you jumped out of my two story window and ran home!"
Rufus stayed silent for a few more seconds until Ron quietly whispered something into his ears.
Howling sounds started coming out of Rufus' mouth. "Wooooohhh…it's all just a dream…whoooh…you're still dreaming…WOOOHHH…go back home so you can wake up…wooohhh…"
Kim almost smiled at Ron/Rufus' crazy antics but then remembered she still wanted a straight answer.
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Bonnie roamed the halls, looking for her prey--in this case, Ron Stoppable. Her mission was almost fully completed…Kim was getting angry and frustrated at her just because she was flirting with Ron.
'That stupid little-miss-perfect,' Bonnie thought. 'Serves her right.'
Bonnie chuckled as Ron and Kim came into sight. Sweet-talking at their lockers again…how typical.
'Time to break this up,' Bonnie said to herself with a sneer.
If Kim was going to ruin Bonnie's life then Bonnie was going to take away as much as she could from Kim's life...
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"Oh really?," Kim asked as she put her hands on her hips. "Well it was more of a nightmare to my dad."
This time, Rufus looked genuinely confused. "Huh? What do you mean?"
Kim began to explain…
***Flashback***
Kim's bedroom door flung open.
"What's all the racket up here????" Mr. Possible yawned, rubbing his eyes groggily.
"Ron!!! Where're you going!?!… And what're you doing with my pants!?!" Kim yelled out her window.
Suddenly Mr. Possible was wide awake. "WHAT!?"
Kim turned around in surprise, her hair flipping with the wind. "Huh!? Oops…"
"Kim…"Mr. Possible demanded. "What was that???"
"Um…" Kim responded, very similar to what Rufus was going through right now.
"Don't 'um' me, young lady. Did I just hear you correctly??? RON ran out of our house with YOUR pants??? What was he doing with them???"
"Um…" Kim murmured. Just then, Kim realized where her dad was going with the conversation and her face turned beet red. "NO!! No, it wasn't like that-"
"Kim…I thought we had a discussion about this a few days ago. No boys get to stay over except for Ronald…wait…no, he can't come now either!" Mr. Possible ordered. If she weren't in such a mess, Kim probably would've laughed at how paranoid her dad was being.
"No…he…wasn't…I didn't even know what…" she stumbled.
"Pants stay ON at all times when we have guests! Kids these days…" he mumbled. "That's it," Mr. Possible said with a wave of the hand. "No more MTV for or movies for you-"
"Dad!!" Kim cried out. Her face was turning redder by the second. She could feel the blood rushing to her cheeks faster than she'd ever felt before. It was getting kinda hot, too…
"Me and Ron aren't like that! We aren't even…like…THAT," she said, making random hand motions.
Mr. Possible considered this, and realized that his daughter always told the truth. It's not like her to lie… He was about to leave, too, but not after he glanced at the floor.
"What…then…WHY are your…undergarments on the floor???" Mr. Possible said with a face of shock and concern.
Kim shifted uneasily from feet to feet. This was gonna take a while…
***End Flashback***
"Wow. Really?" Rufus asked in amazement. "All that for a pair of pants I accidentally took?"
Kim's facial expression changed from annoyance to joy (almost….). "Ah-hah! So you DID take my pants!"
Rufus shook his head in denial but he knew his cover was blown. "No, I mean…uh…" Ron quickly tried to devise a way to talk their way out of it.
"Ron," Kim said, changing her facial expression back to being smug, "now that we've established the fact that you WERE in my room last night, could you explain to me WHY you were snooping around my house in the first place??"
"Kim…KP…" Rufus stammered. "I…uh…still don't know what you're talking about," he shrugged.
Kim rolled her eyes and groaned once more. Why was he being so immature about this? "Ron, I'm going to ask you one more time…WHAT WAS TH-"
Just then, out of NOWHERE (almost literally), Bonnie walked up to Rufus and grabbed him tightly by the shoulders. What was actually a few seconds seemed like it lasted forever. With a huge thrust, she gave him a long, forceful french kiss--much to the surprise of Kim, Ron, and Rufus. Bonnie moaned slightly as she stuck her tongue down Rufus' throat as far as she could, circling the inside of his mouth like a hungry animal. Then, with a string of saliva still attached to their mouths, Bonnie released the kiss slowly…
Kim, Ron, and Rufus stood motionless like statues. Nothing could explain what just happened…probably since they weren't even sure if it was real.
"Ahhh…" Bonnie sighed in relief. "Ooh, Ron, you kiss so good... See-ya later! Love ya!" She blew another kiss and sauntered off.
A few more seconds passed until Kim loudly stomped her foot on the ground.
"Ron!!! You jerk!!" she cried out, obviously offended by his and Bonnie's interaction.
"…Yes?…" Rufus whimpered. He didn't know if he was more scared or confused…wait a minute. Why was Kim MAD? He could understand 'shocked' or 'confused' but…is she…
'Holy crap,' he thought, 'she looks almost ready to explode.'
"Ron…just…forget it. Go hang out with your new girlfriend, Bonnie!" Kim spat.
'Woah! NEW girlfriend??? Did Ron ever have a girlfriend??? Unless…'
Ron looked on from the safe comfort of his pocket as he watched Kim huff away to her next class. She didn't notice, though, that as she turned the corner, Ron could see the look of sadness and disappointment on her face. If she had been anyone else, Ron was sure they would've started crying right on the spot. She looked so depressed…
'But why?' Ron asked himself.
Finally, Rufus opened his mouth, "Wow Ron. We really broke her heart didn't we?…"
"(Yeah, well…I know you couldn't do anything about it. Bonnie had you locked up pretty tight…)" Ron comforted him.
Rufus sighed. Somehow he felt like it was all his fault, even though he was helpless at the time. At least Ron understood… "But still…"
"(…Yeah…)"
"Heh…yeah, KP?" Rufus responded meekly.
Kim stomped in front of Ron. "What was that?" she asked politely.
"Well, Kim, you see, I can-"
Kim put her hand up. "WHAT. Was that?"
"…What was what?" Rufus asked, trying to act confused.
"You know what I'm talking about Ron. Just answer my question…and give me my pants back!" Kim said as nicely as she could.
"Your pants…I have no idea what you're talking about…" Rufus pleaded.
"Oh. So you have amnesia? Well I guess you'd like to know, then, that you were in my room last night, stealing my pants and throwing my…" she hesitated. "Stuff on the floor. And THEN, when I tried to talk to you, you jumped out of my two story window and ran home!"
Rufus stayed silent for a few more seconds until Ron quietly whispered something into his ears.
Howling sounds started coming out of Rufus' mouth. "Wooooohhh…it's all just a dream…whoooh…you're still dreaming…WOOOHHH…go back home so you can wake up…wooohhh…"
Kim almost smiled at Ron/Rufus' crazy antics but then remembered she still wanted a straight answer.
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Bonnie roamed the halls, looking for her prey--in this case, Ron Stoppable. Her mission was almost fully completed…Kim was getting angry and frustrated at her just because she was flirting with Ron.
'That stupid little-miss-perfect,' Bonnie thought. 'Serves her right.'
Bonnie chuckled as Ron and Kim came into sight. Sweet-talking at their lockers again…how typical.
'Time to break this up,' Bonnie said to herself with a sneer.
If Kim was going to ruin Bonnie's life then Bonnie was going to take away as much as she could from Kim's life...
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"Oh really?," Kim asked as she put her hands on her hips. "Well it was more of a nightmare to my dad."
This time, Rufus looked genuinely confused. "Huh? What do you mean?"
Kim began to explain…
***Flashback***
Kim's bedroom door flung open.
"What's all the racket up here????" Mr. Possible yawned, rubbing his eyes groggily.
"Ron!!! Where're you going!?!… And what're you doing with my pants!?!" Kim yelled out her window.
Suddenly Mr. Possible was wide awake. "WHAT!?"
Kim turned around in surprise, her hair flipping with the wind. "Huh!? Oops…"
"Kim…"Mr. Possible demanded. "What was that???"
"Um…" Kim responded, very similar to what Rufus was going through right now.
"Don't 'um' me, young lady. Did I just hear you correctly??? RON ran out of our house with YOUR pants??? What was he doing with them???"
"Um…" Kim murmured. Just then, Kim realized where her dad was going with the conversation and her face turned beet red. "NO!! No, it wasn't like that-"
"Kim…I thought we had a discussion about this a few days ago. No boys get to stay over except for Ronald…wait…no, he can't come now either!" Mr. Possible ordered. If she weren't in such a mess, Kim probably would've laughed at how paranoid her dad was being.
"No…he…wasn't…I didn't even know what…" she stumbled.
"Pants stay ON at all times when we have guests! Kids these days…" he mumbled. "That's it," Mr. Possible said with a wave of the hand. "No more MTV for or movies for you-"
"Dad!!" Kim cried out. Her face was turning redder by the second. She could feel the blood rushing to her cheeks faster than she'd ever felt before. It was getting kinda hot, too…
"Me and Ron aren't like that! We aren't even…like…THAT," she said, making random hand motions.
Mr. Possible considered this, and realized that his daughter always told the truth. It's not like her to lie… He was about to leave, too, but not after he glanced at the floor.
"What…then…WHY are your…undergarments on the floor???" Mr. Possible said with a face of shock and concern.
Kim shifted uneasily from feet to feet. This was gonna take a while…
***End Flashback***
"Wow. Really?" Rufus asked in amazement. "All that for a pair of pants I accidentally took?"
Kim's facial expression changed from annoyance to joy (almost….). "Ah-hah! So you DID take my pants!"
Rufus shook his head in denial but he knew his cover was blown. "No, I mean…uh…" Ron quickly tried to devise a way to talk their way out of it.
"Ron," Kim said, changing her facial expression back to being smug, "now that we've established the fact that you WERE in my room last night, could you explain to me WHY you were snooping around my house in the first place??"
"Kim…KP…" Rufus stammered. "I…uh…still don't know what you're talking about," he shrugged.
Kim rolled her eyes and groaned once more. Why was he being so immature about this? "Ron, I'm going to ask you one more time…WHAT WAS TH-"
Just then, out of NOWHERE (almost literally), Bonnie walked up to Rufus and grabbed him tightly by the shoulders. What was actually a few seconds seemed like it lasted forever. With a huge thrust, she gave him a long, forceful french kiss--much to the surprise of Kim, Ron, and Rufus. Bonnie moaned slightly as she stuck her tongue down Rufus' throat as far as she could, circling the inside of his mouth like a hungry animal. Then, with a string of saliva still attached to their mouths, Bonnie released the kiss slowly…
Kim, Ron, and Rufus stood motionless like statues. Nothing could explain what just happened…probably since they weren't even sure if it was real.
"Ahhh…" Bonnie sighed in relief. "Ooh, Ron, you kiss so good... See-ya later! Love ya!" She blew another kiss and sauntered off.
A few more seconds passed until Kim loudly stomped her foot on the ground.
"Ron!!! You jerk!!" she cried out, obviously offended by his and Bonnie's interaction.
"…Yes?…" Rufus whimpered. He didn't know if he was more scared or confused…wait a minute. Why was Kim MAD? He could understand 'shocked' or 'confused' but…is she…
'Holy crap,' he thought, 'she looks almost ready to explode.'
"Ron…just…forget it. Go hang out with your new girlfriend, Bonnie!" Kim spat.
'Woah! NEW girlfriend??? Did Ron ever have a girlfriend??? Unless…'
Ron looked on from the safe comfort of his pocket as he watched Kim huff away to her next class. She didn't notice, though, that as she turned the corner, Ron could see the look of sadness and disappointment on her face. If she had been anyone else, Ron was sure they would've started crying right on the spot. She looked so depressed…
'But why?' Ron asked himself.
Finally, Rufus opened his mouth, "Wow Ron. We really broke her heart didn't we?…"
"(Yeah, well…I know you couldn't do anything about it. Bonnie had you locked up pretty tight…)" Ron comforted him.
Rufus sighed. Somehow he felt like it was all his fault, even though he was helpless at the time. At least Ron understood… "But still…"
"(…Yeah…)"
