Disclaimer: Do I have to repeat myself until this story is over?! I don't own anything!
Shikon's 'girlfriend' #1 now as Shikon's $100 bill while Shikon looked despair and weeping…Shikon's 'girlfriend' #1 is out in the town doing something with her 'hard earned cash.' Shikon: (on the floor, weeping) no…no…NO!!! My Ben Franklin dollar!! My money…my money…MY MONEY!!!
Camera Dude's friend #1: (whispers to Shiken) Does Shikon remind you of that woman in that one Yo-yo girl anime with no fingers? (Shiken nods)
Camera Dude's Friend #2: (using a crowbar to remove the doll from his neck) Cursed thing! I want this off! (looks around and noticed that the only girls in the house is Shikon, Chibi-Shikon, and Tama) Where's the girls?
Shikon: (still weeping) I WANT MY MONEY BACK!!
Chibi-Shikon: ~,~; Mommy…
Shikon's 'girlfriend' returns with Shikon's 'boyfriend' #1 and 2 and is quite annoyed about them. Shikon's 'boyfriend' #1: Shikon's mine! You can't have her! I saw her first!
Shikon's 'boyfriend' #2: So!? I saw her second!
Shikon's 'boyfriend' #1: Second's just a nicer way of saying that you're first to lose! Shikon's mine and mine alone!
Shikon's 'girlfriend' #1: (to the camera dudes holding a camera) Sound familiar, anybody? (walks over to Shikon and puts a box in front of her) Here, brought a dozen sushi, a baker's dozen of Filipino candy, twelve dozen sushi wrappings (seaweed), some wall scrolls, Yugioh cards, Anime, manga…and…
~ZZZzzzAAAaaaPPPppp!!!~ All male anime fans are on the ground unconscious and sparking with electricity. Shikon's 'boyfriends' are tempted to spray them with water from the garden hoes…Shikon: (cheered up a bit and back to her old self) (speaking seriously at her 'boyfriends') Do it and you'll be sharing their punishment of tainted minds…(the two back away slowly from the water hoes) (to the 'watchers") I don't have writer's block anymore!! YAYAYAY!! (does a victory dance to BackStreet Boys' Everybody, BackStreet's Back!) Time for the show to begin!!! Yayayayay!
Shiken: This InuYasha's group or Sesshomaru's?
Shikon: ^,^ INUYASHA'S!!
Shikon's 'Girlfriend' #1: Where are the other girls?
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Pick-up of da day!!!
If I were Peter Pan, you'd be my happy thought!
Waking up to a new you!
Morning came and Kagome was first to wake after a long, rejuvenating rest. Sitting up, Kagome stretched out and looked around. Shippo had magically transferred himself into Kagome's backpack and Sango was nowhere to be seen. 'Did she go out?' she wondered as she walked over to her backpack and grabbed some bathing equipment. 'I think I'll go take a bath in the lake…' she thought and walked out of the cave to dress elsewhere into her new two piece bikini. The water was cool and relaxing…a big break from sleeping so much and protected by her lo— 'Wait…IS InuYasha her lover or just wishful thinking?' Kagome thought as she backstroked in the water, looking at the sky. Kagome let out a deep sigh, then inhaled deeply as she pulled herself underwater to look at the sky underwater. 'I know I can't compete with Kikyo because I'm alive…what does InuYasha think about me? Am I really just his Shard Detector?' She remembered what he had told her before he and she became a child…that he felt more comfortable around her than he was with Kikyo… 'He was telling the truth…wasn't he?' she thought a little depressed. 'Wait, a sec! Why am I getting all depressed for?! Being comfortable with someone isn't the same as loving someone!' In frustration, Kagome 'sat up' in the water with her arms and legs crossed thinking about why she was so upset. 'Sure, he chose Kikyo over me, and sure I supposedly accepted that fact, and sure we're having a lot of fun nowadays with each of us becoming children and such…' A familiar aura told Kagome that one of her friends was awake and knew that it was InuYasha. 'He must have awaken due to my absences in the cave…' she thought.
And how right, Kagome was! InuYasha had woken to find his Kagome missing from the cave and locating her passed the waterfall was basically impossible. 'She must be taking a bath then,' he thought and got up to keep an eye on her while trying on to pull a 'Miroku' on her, though Miroku was slightly changing his attitude a little after getting a kiss from Sango. 'Now that I think about it…not once did Kagome and I get to that level of kissing…' InuYasha thought as he walked through the waterfall and jumped into the trees just as Kagome shot herself out of the water and flung her hair back from her face. She had run out of air and nearly drowned herself, while underwater! 'What the hell does she think she was doing?!' InuYasha wondered as he watched her, then called to her. "Oi! Kagome, what do you think you're doing?" he asked, slightly startling her.
Kagome looked to the direction of his aura and gave him a dull look. "What does it look like, InuYasha?" she asked.
"Looked to me like you were trying to drown yourself," he answered as Kagome swam up to him. "Were you?" he asked concerned.
"If I was, would you save me?" Kagome asked, testing him a little while still in the lake. InuYasha held his tongue as they heard Sango's voice let out a scream. Quickly, Kagome swam to the cave while InuYasha dashed beside the lake towards the cave. They entered to see Miroku and Sango trying to keep their clothes on while their faces blushed 'Tickle-me Pink'! "Ohmigod!" Kagome exclaimed in shock. "Sango…you're…you're…"
Sango was glaring at her. "Say I'm cute and I'll keep my word on hitting you, Kagome!" she threatened. "This isn't right!! Why am I…WHY AM I SHARING THE SAME FATE AS MIROKU?!" In the background, a small boy's laughter could be heard from Kagome's backpack. "SHIPPO!! QUIT IT!!"
Shippo fell out of the yellow bag, laughing, and couldn't seem to stop. "SANGO AND MIROKU ARE CHIBI!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!" Shippo laughed as Miroku knocked him out with his staff.
"What the hell is going on!?" Sango exclaimed after witnessing the not so out of character action of Miroku. "I…I…this can't be happening!"
Kagome couldn't help but laugh also and held her tongue when her two friends gave her death defining glares. "I'm sure it's bound to wear off somehow, Sango," InuYasha said. "Don't stress."
"Stress…STRESS!?" Sango yelled angrily making InuYasha shiver in fear and hide behind Kagome for protection from Sango as she voiced out her anger. "HOW CAN'T I NOT STRESS WHILE I'M LIKE THIS?!"
"Eh…heheheheheh…Sango-chan, why don't you just calm down a little?" Miroku asked nervously. "It's not all that bad being like this. Kagome and InuYasha had fun when they were small." Sango let out a small sigh and yelped when she felt something touch her sensitive parts and grabbed her now minimized boomerang to strike Miroku.
"HENTIA!!" she screamed and struck him. (Ppl @ Shikon's house: Hey! How come the doll didn't work!? Shikon: Shuddup, and watch!) Miroku seemed to have electricity shoot through him as his head met with Sango's boomerang. (Ppl @ Shikon's house: Wow…THAT WAS A LATE REACTION! Shikon: SHUDDUP AND WATCH!) "Huh?!" Sango exclaimed as she saw the sparks flow around Miroku and looked at her boomerang. "Lightning? From my boomerang? Strange…"
Miroku moaned in pain. 'Damnit…I forgot all about Shikon's doll and Sango's boomerang…' he thought in pain. Kagome smirked as she began to pack their things. "You two done playing around? We have about six more shards to collect and we need to find Sesshomaru about reviving Kohaku and getting his shard," she informed them.
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Shikon: Eh…nothing's happening yet…that sucks….
Shikon's 'girlfriend' #1: in other words, you still have WRITER'S BLOCK! You IDIOT!
Camera Dude's friend #3: Don't call her an idiot! It's bad enough she has low self-esteem!
Shikon: Uugghh…well whatever…I can't believe I skipped DVD#8 of InuYasha…(Kikyo's Wondering Soul)… (looks around) Where is Kikyo anyway? (Chibies are stuffing an extra-crispy clay doll under the futon couch…) Well anyways…I still wanna know what the following mean: Inazuma Shourai, Inazuma Yashuu, Fuen Fuboo, and Bakuen Gouka. Oh! And is Wa ai Ni and Aishitreu from the same language? I know they mean I love you, but I'm confused. In Fushigi Yugi, Heroine Miaka gets a note from her Hero Tamahome with "Wa Ai Ni" written on it. Is one of them formal and the other informal? (Man! I wish I was taking a Japanese class! I wanna know!!)
Camera Dudette's Friend #3: Shikon will encounter Writer's Block in 3…2…1…
Shikon: (starts messing up her hair in frustration) ARUGH! CHIBI-SHIKON! YOU HAVE JUST MADE MY LIFE MORE DIFFICULT BY GIVING INUYASHA-SAN AND KAGOME-CHAN LOVE PILLS!!
Chibi-Shikon: (innocently) Mommy…do I have a daddy?
Shikon: (stops and looked at her strangely) you're a CLONE! Of course you don't have a father unless you consider the etchi baka as your father (points to a picture of Miroku hanging on her wall and Chibi-Shikon pales and looked at her hand) The wind tunnel could be installed if you want. (evil grin)
Chibi-Shikon: (screaming in horror) NNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! I don't want Miroku to be my daddy! I'd rather be Tamahome's child! He's much more awesome than Miroku! And he's not a pervert!!
Shikon's 'girlfriend' #3: (appears out of nowhere) only in a matter of opinion. He did walk up on Miaka while she was talking a bath more than once and did try to fill her up and…did you know that he even ask her to marry him?! Oh! And guess what! Miaka is also a priestess and Tamahome has the symbol of "demon" on his forehead whenever he protects Miaka! Don't you think that is so cool!? So technically, Tamahome is also a Hanyo!
Shiken: Somebody…plz shut her up!! (reviewer appears out of nowhere and strikes Shikon's Girl #3 on the head with a mallet) THANK YOU! Oh! You've all read, now go review, or we'll sue you!
Shikon: (hits lil brother on the head forcefully) BAKA! DON'T SAY THAT! NOW WE'LL NEVER GET REVEIWS FROM PEOPLE!!
Camera Dude and Dudette: Dude…everyone must love using the mallet as a weapon…
Camera Dude and Dudette's Friends #1: (nodding) Yup, yup…
Everyone: CIAO TILL THE NXT CHAPPIE!!
Camera Dude's friend #2: WHERE are THOSE girls?!
Shikon: I've got to put our chats to a minimum… ^,^;
