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Shikon's Girl #1: (Holding duct tape in her hands while everyone else including Shikon are duct taped to a chair) I'm gonna be taking over for a while! I'm gonna be having so much fun torturing my BELOVED Shikon's story!
Shikon: YOH WHICK!! MECK MEH GOH!! (You b!*^h! Let me go!) (Starts kicking the air before her and trying to throw a tantrum)
Shikon's girl #1: (smiling wickedly) Time for the story!!
Shikon: MMMMOOOOEEEE!!!! (NNNNOOOO!!!!)
Shikon's Girl #1: Oh! Whoever wants the Kagome = Lora Croft idea, Shikon's giving it away since she ISN'T INTO THE GAME! Ha! She doesn't even OWN a copy of the game! She doesn't even know that Lora's dead!!
Shikon: SHO HUT!! SHA UM!! (So what! Shut up!) (Thinking: Even though I really am giving the idea away, she didn't have to say that…)
Shikon's Girl #1: So who wants it?! 1st come, 1st served!
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Activating the Philter!
Kagome and InuYasha were feeling a bit sick by midday and everyone had to take numerous brakes whenever Kagome or InuYasha felt like "nature was calling" and they needed to answer or face the consequences… This worried their two friends and Shippo asked frequently if they were all right. "Are you two sick or something?" Shippo asked and started to look into Kagome's backpack for some medicine. "Maybe Grandma Keiko (the old woman from before) gave us some remedies for upset stomach and such!"
"If you vomit too much, both of you will be in serious trouble, Kagome, InuYasha," Sango informed. "Are you all right now, you two?" Sango asked them and they nodded as they came across another village with an inn that owned a hot spring (mixed bath much to the girls dismay). 'Thank goodness there's a schedule for when PRIVATE baths could take place…' Kagome thought not wanting to experience what happened before. 'Damnit! I can't get InuYasha's body out of my head! Curse you and your sinfully yummy body, Dog-boy!'
"Are you sure everything is all right, InuYasha?" Miroku asked as they waited for their girls to finish bathing. "You and Lady Kagome didn't seem very well."
"It's nothing…" InuYasha answered as he slouched over his stomach in pain. "It must have been something I ate that was a very bad mix with ramen…"
"You sure it wasn't the Cheddar Cheese Ramen?" Miroku asked. "You might have eaten it without knowing." InuYasha groaned as he turned his head the other way. He was not in the mood to start a fight with him. 'And here he says that nothing's wrong while he battles it out with his stomach…' Miroku thought dully.
"Are you sure you're not sick or anything Kagome?" Sango asked as the two girls bathed. "You're turning into a spirit." Kagome smiled weakly at Sango saying that she was all right at the moment while she 'secretly' fought the urge to vomit and lost! Quickly wrapping herself in a towel, Kagome ran to the nearest thicket and just…threw up! "Ack! Kagome!" Sango's voice yelled as she wrapped herself with a towel and ran to her friend to try and soothe her. "Are you all right now?" Sango asked when Kagome stopped throwing up.
Kagome nodded. "Yeah…I think I've stopped now…" she answered feeling her stomach being to settle down. She still looked a little white to Sango but she believed her and they headed back to their room where the guys were waiting for them but InuYasha still had to get over his sickness… Again, InuYasha, being the tough guy of the group, told everyone that he was fine, he didn't need any human medicine to settle anything wrong with is body. 'Yeah…right…' Kagome thought sarcastically and felt another wave of nausea come over her and she fought the urge to vomit and won. "I'm going to sleep…" Kagome informed after she dressed into her PJs then planted herself into her bed while clutching her stomach. 'Please be gone when I wake up!' Kagome prayed and amazingly, so did InuYasha once he fell asleep.
Meanwhile, Sango and Miroku were wondering what to do while in their present forms. Their friends had decided to hit the hay before the sunset, before having DINNER and Miroku thought that they should have expected it. Both were physically not well enough to fight anything or anyone at the moment. "Well…while they sleep, what should we be doing in the mean time?" Sango asked. "It's not even dark out."
Miroku thought about it and looked back at their sickly friends. "We could always ask for another room," he suggested trying not to sound perverted. "We'll have to let them rest and with us around, we could wake them." They agreed and went to talk to the innkeeper about getting another room so they wouldn't disturb their "parents" and being a parent himself, the innkeeper agreed and gave them a room across from InuYasha and Kagome's room. "Let's find something to eat, you guys!" Sango exclaimed. "I'm sure we'll manage until tomorrow." Miroku, Shippo and Kilala agreed and they set off to adventure around the village.
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"Miroku…what are your thoughts about the past events happening to us and those around us?" Sango asked as she and he walked around the village together alone while Shippo and Kilala were playing with others elsewhere. "I mean…I've told you about…" he gave her a curious look and Sango gave up talking to him. "Oh, forget it. You're probably not interested…"
"It will depend on what you are willing to talk about, Sango Dearest," Miroku commented. "Let's have some fun while still in this form, just like how Lady Kagome and InuYasha were when they made us worry." Sango thought about it, sighed, and followed Miroku to where he wished to take her. "Let your one and only, handsome and cunning Miroku take you where you've never been take before, my fair and beloved, Dearest Sango."
Sango just rolled her eyes in annoyance. "Enough with the flattery, Miroku. Let's just go before night fall!" she yelled making Miroku laugh and agree with her, leading her where he wanted to take her.
Just around the corner of a hut, Shippo and Kilala were having a debate about following them. "Follow or not to follow, that is the question," Shippo recited, mimicking Kagome. Kilala looked up at Shippo and he looked down at her and they nodded. "Follow." The two demons made haste to follow Miroku and Sango. They wanted to know what Miroku had up his sleeves.
"First off, we must find some herbs to settle upset stomachs for InuYasha and Lady Kagome," Miroku announced with a determination. "To Kaede-sama!" Miroku quickly looked around for any signs of demons and quickly spotted Shippo and Kilala's tails. "Oi! Shippo, Kilala! We know you're there! Come on out!"
'If I hadn't know better, I think Miroku's been hanging around InuYasha way too much!' Shippo assumed as he and Kilala made their way to them. "We weren't spying!" Shippo declared.
"No one said you were," Sango replied. "Kilala, could you take Shippo to Lady Kaede's and ask for a potion to cure upset stomach? We used all of Keiko-sama's to cure you, Shippo, and InuYasha after both of you ate the Cheddar Cheese Ramen." Shippo remembered and smiled weakly about it while scratching the back of his head. "Kagome even used up her medicine from her time to cure the both of you again when you ate the ramen again."
Miroku laughed as he watched Shippo's face redden. "You heard the girl, Shippo," he said. "And if Lady Kaede doesn't have any, ask Jinenji if he has any." The two demons nodded and left to gather the herbs, giving Miroku and Sango security for privacy. "Now that they're out of the way," Miroku said. "What say you, My lady, about giving audience to watching the sunset with me?"
Sango blushed and continued to follow him through the forest while mixed feelings. 'Why isn't he holding my hand?' she wondered to herself. 'And WHY do I care?!'
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Shikon's Girl #1: (smiling about the chapter) That was…entertaining! (looked down at a remote titled 'Torture Room' and starts to press whatever) (Presses Button Titled "Doll")
Guys: (their yells are arranged to sound like Christmas carols…think Hershey Kisses)
Shiken: (Thinking: Somebody save us…Save Miroku!)
Shikon: (Thinking: Dear Gods! This is torture!! Somebody help me! Help us!! I DON'T WANNA BE RAPED AGAIN!!)
Chibi-Shikon: (Through duct tape) Heifer Hanyo, Doha hick ex, Hurl…
Shikon's Girl #1: (Turns to Chibi-Shikon) What? After Sango, Koga is next? (Chibi-Shikon nods and she agrees)
Koga's Girl Fans: (through the duct tape) MMMMMOOOOOEEEEE!!!!! (Nnnnnooooo!!!!!)
Shikon's Girl #1: Hm…I wonder what this button does! (Presses button Titled "Trap Holes" and EVERYONE DISAPPEARS! Except for Shikon, Shiken, the Chibies, and Shikon's Girl #1)
Shikon: (Thinking: …okay… now I know we're going to DIE!)
Shikon's Girl #1: (smiling ever so innocently but still holding the remote) Hmm… (Eyeing other buttons and pulling a DEEDEE from Dexter's Lab) WHAT DOES THIS BUTTON DO? (Presses button titled 'Philter' and Kagome and InuYasha's bodies start to react to the pills Chibi-Shikon force fed them) AND THIS?! (Presses button titled "Kazaan" and a BLACK HOLE appears next to Chibi-Shikon's room) OH!! YOU PEOPLE BETTER SEND A REVIEW AND SEND IN SOME IDEAS!! I'M GETTING ANNOYED OF SHIKON'S WRITER'S BLOCKS!! (continues to press buttons until Shikon, Shiken, and the Chibies are chained and roped to their seats) :-D! I LOVE SHIKON'S TOYS OF TORTURE!!
Shikon: WHO WEVIL!! (you're evil!!)
Shikon's Girl #1: HEY! I FOUND A BUTTON TITLED REMOVAL DOLL!! I WONDER WHAT IT DOES! (Sees a list of digits of all who has a doll to their head and puts Miroku's number [69]) Teeheehee! STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT "CHIBIES" CHAPPY!!
