Shikon: Heaven forbade that I'd keep my readers waiting but… (bows to all of them) forgive me! I couldn't think of anything for the passed couple of weeks (months) and my computer was being a piece of shit and not let get on ff.net… Well, anyways… I don't own anything mentioned in this fic except for you know whom and you know what. While you lovely people read, watch, whatever, I'm going to fix up Kikyo and erase her memories of her ever being here when Chibi-Shikon turned her into a french doll.

Chibi-Shikon: ^^ Me love reviews! Send us reviews! (holds up sign that says "Reviewers control da world!" on one side and "I'm addicted to Reviews!" one the other)

Shikon: (sigh) no more pixie sticks for you, Chibi… (Chibi-Shikon starts to reek havoc on the house until she gets a pixie stick) Spoiled brat… get to work on the new episode of "Chibies" will ya?! (Chibi-Shikon salutes and runs off with "Koga" bottle in hand.)

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Chibi-Shikon's Free Day! Love Triangles No More!

Chibi-Shikon entered the Wolf-demon Territory and started to sing, at random, whatever song that popped into her head. "I'm not afraid of the big bad wolf, the big bad wolf, the big bad wolf. I'm not afraid of the big bad wolf la dee da dee da!" she sang, not even caring if she knew the words or not while she headed for the wolf den. Then when she couldn't think of anything else to sing, she started to say phrases while holding her tongue. "My mother lives on a pirate ship!" she exclaimed and held her tongue and ended up saying…something naughty. "Apple!" she exclaimed and then held her tongue and said…something naughty again! Then once again, Chibi-Shikon started to sing parodies of other songs she knew like this one! "On top of spaghetti! All covered with blood…I shot my poor teacher with an x-mm stud! I went to their funeral…I went to their grave and instead of throwing flowers…I THREW A GRENADE! What happened to their body? I flushed it down the potty and down, and down, it goes! And down, and down it goes. And down…and down, and down it goes!"

In Shikon's house, the question of possession has begun to linger in their minds. "She really is a mini-me…" Shikon thought aloud returned to her work of locating her friends and the Inu-Char Fans that had been eliminated days ago… "Oh where, oh where, has my little friends gone? Oh where, oh where can they be?" Shikon sang to herself.

Chibi-Shikon made it to the Wolves' den and spotted Ayame, the red-headed, green-eyed wolf-demoness that was in love with Koga, the prince of the Wolf demons. "Eh-keh? She's pretty!" she thought aloud. "Is Koga as blind as InuYasha when it comes to obvious mates?!" Chibi-Shikon looked down at the bottle in her hands. 'One Wolf cub, coming up!' she thought and ran then tripped over a root in front of Ayame. "Ouchies!" Chibi-Shikon exclaimed as she quickly sat up and brought her knees to her chest to find one bruised and bleeding! "Ow ow ow ow ow…" Chibi-Shikon whimpered as Ayame came up to her.

"Are you all right?" Ayame asked her as she bandaged her leg. "You should be more careful, Little one." Chibi-Shikon nodded and stood up, "dropping" Koga's bottle. "Run along now and be careful going home. My pack is out hunting and I don't want to see such a young human be devoured anytime now." Chibi-Shikon obeyed and ran off only to hide in the trees to watch over her bottle. Ayame spotted it and instantly thought about giving the vile to Koga as a gift. "Master Koga would surely fall for me if I give him this!" she exclaimed. "Kagome! Our battle for Koga's love is mine!"

"Eh-keh?" Chibi-Shikon squeaked. "Does Ayame think Kagome's in love with Koga? What a joke!" Chibi-Shikon started to laugh. 'I added my philter pill into Koga's potion so whomever the first female he sees, that 'poor' girl is going to become his mate!! Bwahahahaha!' Using her creativity magic, Chibi-Shikon spouted wings and flew to where her little brother, Chibi-Shiken, was hanging out.

Koga returned to his den and saw Ayame waiting for him and his group to return from their patrol. "Ayame, what brings you here?" Koga asked. "Shouldn't you be with the other women gathering food here?" Ayame nodded and informed him that they were all done and were waiting for the men to return. "Well! Let's not linger any longer with dinner!" he said. "Come, Ayame! We feast! To our Clan!" Ayame blushed as Koga wrung his arm over Ayame's shoulders and guided her within the cave. Everyone ate full hearted until all fell into a deep sleep from eating too much. Ayame had successfully given Koga the potion and was now sleeping with him after eating her share of the night's catch.

Dawn was now fast approaching…the potion of love and the Minimizer potion were working their wonders on Koga and strangely, on Ayame as well!

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Shikon: okay…that was short and weird… but all in good reason because!! I don't like Koga!! He's a stupid girlfriend-snatching demon that deserves to rot in hell! Demons like him give wolves a bad name!!

Koga: (Comes in a hits Shikon square on the head) I didn't snatch anyone's girlfriend! Kagome's mine by right! Not Mutt-face's! The damned mutt has no right to lay a finger on Kagome!

Shikon: (rubs head in annoyance and lashes out at Koga) KAGOME COULD SPEAK FOR HERSELF ON WHO'S HER MATE, YOU KNOW! And so now, since you've angered me, you shall be punished!! (Uses magical creativity powers to make enchanted rosary necklace appear around Koga's neck and in hales deeply to scream one 'little' word at him) OSUWARI!!!!(9x)

(Everyone (including InuYasha) suddenly appear to see a nine-foot deep crater of Koga on the ground.) InuYasha: (lol) KOGA GOT 'OSUWARI!' (falls to the ground still lol) He finally got what was coming to him! (lol)

Shikon: Koga no Okami-Yokai-Baka!! (Japanese speakers: Is that right?) (Koga the Stupid Wolf Demon!!) J'ai detest Koga! (French speakers: Is that right?) (I hate Koga!)

InuYasha: (stops lol, and complains) What's with the language switching?!

Chibi-Shikon: (matter of fact) Mommy's just proving her point in her own special and weird way…

InuYasha: (points at Chibies) CHIPMUNKS!!

Kagome: (appears out of nowhere but is now here) InuYasha, Osuwari. (small crater of InuYasha is on the ground) We've had our turn now let Shikon and her friends deal with Koga and them. Do you want to be little again?

(InuYasha protests as he stands up and follows after Kagome like a good boy that he is, before calling out to Shikon) InuYasha: LET ME KILL KOGA NEXT TIME!! I WANNA KILL THE DAMNED BASTARD!! (Kagome whispers the word and InuYasha falls and starts to whine to sound strangely like Shippo) But…Kagome…

Kagome: (laces her hand with InuYasha and pulls him into the Anime Portal) See y'all later, alligator!

Shikon's Girl #1: (waves sweetly to them) Not for a while, crocodile!

Shiken: Yeah, yeah, sure, sure, WHATEVER! (pulls Koga out of hole and throws him into the Anime Portal with the help of Camera Dudes!)

Chibies: Read, Review, and then get hugs!! (Yay! Camera Dudes are back! But Camera Dude is still attracted to older women that are mothers!! :Chibi-Shikon declares.)(Koga chappies might be shorter than InuYasha and his Gang. FYI)