Shikon: (Annoyed) Where's Chibi-Shikon? (Chibi-Shikon hasn't returned since Shikon kicked the little tyke out)
Camera Dude: (dumbfounded) Uh…shouldn't you do the disclaimer first?
Shikon: (whines) do I have to..?? (Camera People nods) But…everyone knows that The great and amazing Rumiko Takahashi owns InuYasha and awesome group of artists called CLAMP owns the Chibi-Chibi Potion. I don't own anything so don't come to my house and sue my @$$ cuzz I got nothing!!
Camera Dudette: (smiling, cunningly) So…do you know what's gonna happen to Koga and Ayame, Shikon?
Shiken: (confided) Bet you she don't know.
Shikon: (cheerful) I don't know!
Shiken: (lol)
Chibi-Shiken: (annoyed) …
Shikon: (speaking off the off topic) In the Matrix, didn't Keanu Reeves looks like Tuxedo Mask/Darien Shields (Tuxedo Kamen/Chiba Mamoru)?!
Shikon's Girl #1: (curious) Didn't Animerica have something like that asked to them before?
Shikon: ^^ yuppers! And Kirby Marrow (sp?) (English voice actor for Miroku) is just as good-looking! (complains) I wanna see his movies! Me wanna see StarGate!!
Shiken: (annoyed) Onwards with the new show, Sis!
Shikon: (cheerful) En Guarde mes amies! (trans: On Guard, My friends!)
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Sesshomaru's 'Daughter, Rin
"Neko-Onee-san!!" Rin screamed. "Sesshomaru-sama!!" Neko was the first to reach the young girl's bedroom and received a surprise attack from her when Rin jumped into her arms quivering with fright. "Something's in the dressing room!" Rin cried. "Something scary!" Neko's ears tweaked to a sudden sound coming from the dressing room as Rin hid behind Neko and they walked slowing to the door.
"What are you doing?" came Sesshomaru's voice suddenly making Neko jump up to hang upside down on the ceiling, glaring at her master for scaring her so suddenly. Sesshomaru just gave her a questionable look as he entered Rin's room. "What is the matter, Rin? Why were you screaming?" he asked Rin.
Rin quivered in fear as she hid behind her 'father' and pointed to the Dressing room. "Something's in the closest, Sesshomaru-sama," she said. "Something scary…" Sesshomaru gave her a skeptic look as he walked towards the door. Neko jumped down behind him, feeling Rin's fear and hating it. Fear, she concluded, was a contagious feeling.
Sesshomaru didn't smell anything unusual coming from the closest, he didn't even feel anything unnatural. What was it that had frightened Rin so much? Surprisingly, Rin's fear had also developed into Sesshomaru as he reached for the hatch and opened the closest slowly. "My lord?" came Jaken's voice suddenly causing Neko to once again jump to the ceiling in shock. "Hm?" Jaken looking up to the ceiling to see Neko sharpening her claws angrily towards him. "W-w-w-what did I do this time?!" Jaken asked ducking away from Neko.
"You scared the living HELL out of me! THAT'S what you did!" Neko yelled angrily as she jumped down behind Sesshomaru as he continued to the closest. "Stupid…idiotic…butt-ugly toad," Neko mumbled angrily. Sesshomaru glared at his servants and they quickly hushed up while he reached for the closet door.
Giving the door a gentle push, Sesshomaru, Neko, Rin, and Jaken peered into the small room to find… (Dramatic Pause, everyone inhales sharply)
"KAWAII!! KO-NEKO!!" Rin squealed and ran to the litter of kittens. (Everyone slumps (anime fall) forward) "Kawaii!! Chibi-Ko-Neko!! Sesshomaru-sama! Can Rin have one?!" Rin asked holding up an alabaster kitten with a black crescent moon on its forehead and golden eyes. "Can Rin? Can Rin? Can Rin!?" Rin pleaded. Sesshomaru turned to Neko and she shrugged, sighing in relief that some sort of demon didn't just jump out and attack them without warning.
"I'll ask the dam of the kittens in the morn, Rin," Neko answered for Sesshomaru. Rin cheered as she put back the small kitten into the litter gently and covered them warmly with a blanket and they closed the door. Then, Rin ran out of the room to the other servants of the castle and said that she might be getting a kitty. Jaken quickly followed after Rin so she was not to get in trouble when she went to the stables where Ah and Uh were kept. "Something troubles me though, m'lord Sesshomaru," Neko spoke and he turned to her for an explanation. "I do not sense the dam or the sire of the litter anywhere near the palace."
"Where they abandoned?" Sesshomaru asked and Neko shrugged. Sesshomaru looked concerned for the well being of the kittens. "Winter is fast approaching. The warmth within the closest will not last very long, and they are very young."
"I gather that the kittens are about a week old each, m'lord," Neko commented. "I beg for you to grant me permission to raise the kittens until they are proper age or until their parents are found."
"This will add on to your duties of care taker, Neko," Sesshomaru told her, but she replied that she was a woman that had the natural ability of doing multiple tasks at once with ease. "Very well then. Do what you may." Neko bowed to him in appreciation and gathered the kittens from the closest to her room just three doors down the hall from Rin's room.
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"Neko…ONEE-SAN!!!" Rin screamed a few days after the finding of the kittens. The kittens have grown up to the same size as Rin and were remaining that height until they could master their demon powers, by order of Sesshomaru and Neko. The kittens and Neko ran to Rin's room, only to be beaten by Sesshomaru for reached to door first. "Sesshomaru-sama! Minna! Something's in my closest!!"
Neko grunted angrily. "What? Again!?" she complained. "Today's Halloween, Rinnie. This better not be a trick." Rin shook her head violently as the seven kittens consoled her on her bed. 'Seven is definitely a bad luck number besides thirteen…' Neko thought as Sesshomaru walked over to the closest and opened the door.
Just as the door swung open, Chibi-Shikon burst out of the small room with small fans screaming, "Trick or Treat! Smell my Feet! Give me something Good to Eat!! If you don't I don't care!! I will—Gah!" Sesshomaru pounded Chibi-Shikon down to the floor in frustration. "Hey!" Chibi-Shikon yelled angrily. 'God forbid!! He's not InuYasha! And I am not Shippo!'
"Oh Wow!! A Mini Copy!" one of the kittens yelled entranced and then started to run after Chibi-Shikon. "Mine!"
"No! She's mine!" declared another.
"No! Mine!" declared another.
"Mine!" declared another as all seven of them started to run after Chibi-Shikon.
'Cry-key! A scene from Finding Nemo!' Chibi-Shikon exclaimed. 'These cats keep saying 'Mine!' Someone save me!' A portal opens up to the real world and Chibi-Shikon jumps in followed by all seven cats. "Waahh!! Mommy!! Save me!!" The portal closed up after the last cat, the alabaster one, jumped through. Rin, Sesshomaru, and Neko watched entranced by what happened and Rin started to wail about losing her favorite cat, Tsuki. "Rin, stop your crying," Sesshomaru told her. "We already have Ah and Uh to keep you company."
Rin quickly cheered up and said, "Yes, my lord!"
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Chibi-Shikon: (running around the house with seven neko-yokai right behind her) (screams) MMMOOOMMMMMMYYY!!! SSSAAAVVVEEE MMMEEE!!!
Shikon: (orders Camera Dude's Friend #3 to go to pet store and buy seven scratch towers for the demon cats)
Camera Dude's Friend #3: (comes back, broke, with seven towers of fluff for the cats and runs off before the cats scratch him to death also)
Shiken: (annoyed/yelling) WHAT'S WITH THE SILENT TREATMENT?!
Shikon: (dulled) I'm bored…
Chibi-Shiken: Why don't you say something about what happened today at lunch, Big Sis?
Shikon: (dulled) I ate twenty-two escargots…and an omelet…
Everyone: (gagging)
Shikon: (imitating Crush from Finding Nemo) Yo, no hurting on the carpets, dudes. Just washed it.
Camera Dudette: Shikon…THAT'S DISGUSTING!!!
Shikon: eh…~_~
Shiken: have an excuse, sis?
Shikon: ~_~ I was hungry?
Everyone: (slumped forward in shock and race to the bathroom) THAT'S PATHETIC!!
Shikon: ~_~ You people are weak…(turns to audience) okay!! Read, Review! Whatever's happening to Koga and Ayame right now, will have to wait until YOU give ME ideas on what to do about them. They are now chibi-chibi, and I have the idea of having them do like a Sailor Moon scene (Manga: when Mamoru/Darien and Usagi/Bunny are little kids)
Shiken: Is Kagome going to end up pregnant in this fic? Cuz…um…never mind…Read, Review, peoples!!
