Shikon: (munching on a burger and reading Fanmail)
Shiken: (scratching his head) Where'd you get the burger?
Shikon: (full of food) Ah fun heave hit to meh beh cuz hi hate sn-rails.
Shiken: (rolls eyes) English please.
Camera Dudette: (pops out of nowhere) I shall translate! A fan gave it to her because she ate snails.
Everyone: (gag)
Shikon: ^___^
Camera Dude: (singing Stacy's Mom in the background)
Camera Dudette: Shikon and her minions, that includes Neko, do not own InuYasha and Co. and that includes the potion of Chibi-ness!
Chibi-Shikon: (complains about Shikon's plans for Kikyo's resurrection)
Shikon: (rolls eyes) Roll tape!!
Camera Dude #1, 2, & 3: (singing miscellaneous songs)
Shikon: (acting clueless) Is someone dying?
Camera Dudes: ?n?
Camera Dudettes: -_-;;
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Attack of the Canines!!
Koga woke the next morning to find Ayame sleeping next to him. Nothing seemed out of the ordinary except that they were…they looked…seven! He didn't remember that he was much older than he looked. 'Strange…I feel like I'm forgetting something,' he thought as he tried to wake Ayame. "Aya-chan," Koga whispered. "Aya-chan, wake up." Ayame moaned softly before looking up at Koga. "Wake up and get out of bed. Let's go hunting together, just you and me." The love potions have already done their work on the wolf prince and his bride. They could no longer see other potential person to be their mates. As Ayame woke, she noticed that something about her was different and looked into the water hole and then at Koga. Something was definitely not right. Their clothes, obviously, were a couple of sizes too large for them and Koga could barely lift is katana.
"Koga…" Ayame called unsure when one of Koga's followers woke and gasped.
"Master Koga, Lady Ayame, what happened to you two!?"
"How very and utterly BORING this is!" InuYasha declared. "There's no freakin sign of a Shikon Shard anywhere and not even a HINT of that bastard, Naraku!" Kagome giggled and apologized for her lack of power for the googol time that week. "Haven't I already told you that it WASN'T your fault?!" InuYasha asked forcefully. "STOP APOLOGIZING!!" His outburst only made Kagome laugh even more. InuYasha glared at Kagome as he mumbled, "Well at least you're having fun…wench…"
Shippo watched as his 'parents' fought over nothing and then turned to Miroku and Sango as they chatted also over nothing. 'How like them…' he sighed. 'They don't tell me anything…' Kilala notched her head to the side as she watched Shippo sigh deeply over nothing and mewed in concern. "I'm all right, Kilala," Shippo assured. "I'm just bored. There's nothing to do except listen to these people…" he gestured to the "adults" behind him.
"InuYasha! I have found you!" exclaimed a young boy's voice from above them. They looked up to see a young boy with a wolf tail and…
"What the hell?! Koga?!" InuYasha exclaimed in shock. "What the hell happened to you?!" Like a tsunami, the entire wolf clan climbed down the cliff to the group. "Huh. You are Koga. Now you aren't just a stupid wolf. Now, you're a stupid wolf cub."
"Shut the hell up, Mutt-face! I want to know what the hell is happening to me and Ayame!" Koga exclaimed, completely ignoring Kagome, which in her case, was a real shocker. Before InuYasha could as much throw insults at Koga for the name calling and the false accusations, rain clouds began to gather around the entire group and begun to rain on everyone.
At first Kagome, Miroku, and Sango began to feel sick to their stomach and then, slowly, they and InuYasha started to go CHIBI again!! "Kuso!! How many times do I have ta…" Kagome began to question and had to ward off some 'men' from staring at her with the help of Sango and she was facing the same problem. "CUT IT OUT!!" they screamed angrily as they tried to keep their clothes on.
Koga turned to his wolves and they circled around the group as they headed back to his cave. InuYasha followed reluctantly but if Kagome had to go, so did he and he couldn't complain no matter what, but he did grumble a whole bunch making Kagome giggle a bit. "Oi, go find them some clothes to wear," Koga ordered his followers and some quickly exited the cave to obey orders. "Until they return," he looked over to InuYasha and his friends. "InuYasha…you and your friends better tell me what is seven hells has happened to us!"
"The hell we'd know!" InuYasha exclaimed angrily. "For all we know, this could be some sick joke some idiot chipmunk is playing on us!"
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Chibi-Shikon is presently glaring and InuYasha for calling her a chipmunk and playing revenge while Shikon just rolls her eyes in annoyance. "Let him be, Chibi-Shikon," Shikon warns. "Until afterwards." Chibi-Shikon looks sourly at Shikon but obeys nonetheless.
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The wolf-demons returned with some clothes from a distant village and handed them to the three humans. Kagome and Sango looked a little edgy about changing into the new clothing they've just received. "Don't worry, we didn't kill anyone to get them," assured one of the demons, the one with flame-like bangs and his hair stood on ends. The reassurance wasn't what the girls wanted to hear but Kirara gestured them to change anyway, behind her and away from prowling eyes.
Miroku changed into his new clothes after the girls, and then InuYasha but he refused to hand over his fire-rat coat to anyone besides Kagome. "Yeah, yeah, sure, sure, WHATEVER!" Koga exclaimed. "Now tell us about these…chipmunks." InuYasha and his friends just answered that they knew close to nothing about the 'Chipmunks' except that the had they cure for this…chibi-chibi-ness. "That's helpful…" Koga commented un-amused.
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Chibi-Shikon: (equipped with big guns, flames of fury surround Chibi-Shikon) NO one calls me a chipmunk and gets away with it!!
Shikon: (dully) Chibi-Shikon, si'down, shuddup, and behave.
Shiken: (awed) Huh. Everyone that's a goodie-goodie is mini.
Camera Girls: How come Kagome's mini…again?!
Chibi-Shiken: Cuz Shikon thinks Kagome's kawaii when she's little.
Camera Boys: Shikon's weird…
Shikon: (grins) Shiken! Do a Stitch impression!
Shiken: (shocked) What for!?
Shikon: Just do it! (gives deadly glare to Shiken so he obeys)
Shiken: (sighs and grabs his acoustic guitar and plays Elvis)
Neko-Yokai: (spot Chibies) MINEMINE MINEMINE MINEMINE MINEMINE MINEMINE MINEMINE!!!! (Chibies start running for dear life)
Everyone: -_- ~_~ ^_^
Shikon: ^^ Ain't life grant? Read, review, and send questions/suggestions if you have any! We (me) emma waiting!! (sighs happily) My lil brother is so…TALENTED!
Tama: Mew…meow…mreow… (Trans: There's too many cats here…)
