(Camera Dudette comes into house with newspaper) Camera Dudette: Nat! (Shikon's real nickname) Did you two see the paper couple of days(months) ago!? (newspaper reads 11/19/03, Ceres Courier)
Shikon: (rolls eyes) No… What about it?
Camera Dudette: ^^ You're in the paper for eating SNAILS!! ^^ on…11/7/03!!
Everyone: (gag)
Shikon: ^___^;;
Camera Dude: So…you're famous now, Shikon? (Shikon shrugs)
Camera Dudes: FYI: No one owns InuYasha and Co. except Lady Rumiko Takahashi! BUT!! Shikon wishes to see the episode where InuYasha BARKS!
Shikon: ^^ I read in InuYashaworld.com that InuYasha does that in one episode and I SO want to see it!! He BARKS!! He ACTUALLY BARKS!!
Shiken: (rolls eyes) Sis…we have the fighting game so we could…
Shikon: (whines) But… IT ISN'T THE SAME!!
Shiken: (raises a brow) You're obsessed…
Shikon: ?,? No…I'm not… (Everyone looks in Shikon's room to see homemade wallpaper of InuYasha)
Everyone: -_-;; You're as good a liar as Miroku…
Shikon: O.O … Oh! I also wanna see the Episode where MIROKU PROPOSES TO SANGO!!
Everyone: -_-;
Chibi-Shiken: (sneezes) Otaku!
Shikon: AND I'M PROUD TO BE ONE!! ^^ (Everyone jumps Shikon and straps her into a street jacket)
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Jaken…He found the Cure First! (NNNnnnOOOooo!!!)
Neko watched Jaken as he tended to the imps of the garden. Somehow, the insolent toad had taken an interest in gardening. "Idiot, you'll kill the plant before you even grow it," Neko discouraged from her spot. Jaken just glared at Neko as he watered his small garden with toxic. "Moron. You're watering your plants with poison. You've all ready killed the plant, whatever it is." Jaken just glared at Neko as he headed towards his next task: Demon-version Chemistry. "I wouldn't mix Grand Prix petals and Ivy leaves if I were you…" Neko taunted as Jaken just did that and the reaction was mind boggling with a hair raising result. Neko nearly fell off the roof with laughter. "Jaken got hair!! Jaken looks like… a smaller version of Jinenji-kun!" declared Neko, still laughing.
Rin heard Neko's laughter and walked out of the stables to see what was so funny. The very sight of Jaken made Rin's sides ache with laughter making her lose her balance and have her fall to the ground laughing. Ah and Uh came out of their stable to see what Rin was laughing about and they started to neigh in laughter at Jaken also. Soon…all of the palace attendants were on the ground laughing at Jaken because he looked so funny. Not taking the laughter, Jaken attacked everyone with a blast of Hell's fire from his staff and marched away angrily. Everyone still had the strength to put up a barrier for themselves and Ah and Uh had protected Rin with their own. Rin was the first to stop laughing and told everyone to return to his or her chores while she went to console Jaken. His appearance wasn't funny anymore to her but still hilarious to Neko and the other hanyo that stayed in the Tai-Inu-Yokai palace.
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Rin found Jaken in his "secret" spot by the River of Styx, muttering to himself about how he would show everyone that he was useful and not just for babysitting a mere human like Rin. "I should have listened to my mother and became a boatman…" Jaken finally said aloud. Rin watched him as he began to reminisce in memories best forgotten…
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Sesshomaru stared dully out into the sea of great cloud that had made their way over to Mount Fuji-san. He could hear his own little brother, InuYasha, from afar yelling and shouting about apologies and a certain wolf demon and old lovers and whatnots. The Tenseiga at his hip and the Tetsusaiga at InuYasha's gave each of them an enhancement of their "imperfect" demon senses. With the Tenseiga, Sesshomaru could mentally know what…or more likely, who was his brother's weakness. "These chipmunks…have a strange way of ruining our lives, little brother," Sesshomaru commented to himself and looked down into the gardens to see his servants tending to their tasks.
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Chibi-Shikon is now presently wanting to kill off the canine demons for calling the Chibi gang Chipmunks and training herself to become a Taijiya like Sango. "You have to be eleven, Chibi-Shikon," Camera Dude tells her. "Remember, Sesshomaru is a dangerous demon!" Chibi-Shikon stares at everyone like they're out of their minds.
"Tell me something I don't know," she says and Camera Dudette tells her to "Osuwari." "Awe…nuts…" Chibi-Shikon complains and sits down in her room without windows or doors.
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"Jaken-sama…what were you trying to make?" Rin asked as she stood next to him. "Some sort of potion for Sesshomaru-sama?" Jaken looked at her for a moment before looking back at the river. "Well?"
"I was trying to make a potion to cure Chibi-Chibi…" he mumbled.
"Really?!" Rin exclaimed happily. "Then…can I help!?"
"Rin…it's may not can," Jaken corrected but Rin shrugged it off. "And…I suppose you could help…" Rin cheered happily and asked what she could do to help. "Well…I need…" he pulled out a list and showed Rin what she could get from the humans. Rin made up a song to remember what she was going to get from the humans, with the help of Neko, and ran off. "Hehehe…Hopefully now, Lord Sesshomaru will think poorly of me not now!" Jaken prayed.
Neko lied sleeping in a chandelier up in her room, waiting for something or someone to come and… "NEKO-ONEE-SAN!!!" screamed Rin as she burst into the Hanyo Neko bedroom. The chandelier came crashing down to the floor with Neko completely terrified and unable to move to safety. "Oh… Gomen nasai, Neko-Onee-san," Rin apologized sweetly. "Demo…could we go to the village today? There are some things I need—err…want. Uh…Onee-san?" Neko's skin and fur were drained from their color and every hair from head to tail was standing on ends. "Oh… Uh… SESSHOMARU-SAMA!!" Rin cried out as she ran from the room to leave Neko alone and find the lord of the palace. Quivering and unsteadily walking to her bed, Neko cursed herself for not being careful of wishing what she wanted. "ONEE-SAN!!" Rin called as she blasted into her room again. "Can we go to the closest village and get some herbs!?"
"Mreow!!" Neko screamed as she launched herself to the ceiling. "RIN!!! Do that again, and I'll place you into eternal slumber!!" Neko threatened. "So your one and only will have to wake you with a KISS!!" Rin squealed just think about being kissed. 'The girl's been reading too many European Folklore…' Neko thought amused as she let her claws return to normal and she fell on her bed, feet first. "All right, All right," Neko complained. "We'll go to Jinenji's. I have to go to his village anyway and scout out the demon mice for the villagers." Rin stuck her tongue out in disgust but latched onto Neko's back as she ran out the castle. "Did you tell Sesshomaru-sama?" Neko asked.
"Hai! He said he'd kill you if you didn't take me to the village," Rin answered. Neko groaned as she headed to the village and grabbed Jaken on her way there. "Jaken-san!" Rin cheered. "Ah…Onee-san, why are you bring Jaken-san?"
"To get rid of his ridiculous hair," Neko answered and looked down at Jaken. "Gonna complain, Toad?" Jaken shook his head as Neko held on to him and Rin as they headed towards the "Herbal Village."
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Shikon: Sorry, Sorry. It took a while for me to update because my Internet access has been taken away from me…
Shiken: Cuz you don't do your homework…(Shikon glares and slowly pulls out her katana to her brother) Okay, I'll shut up now… (hides in his own room and listen to Real Bout High School Soundtrack)
Shikon: Oh well…have any ideas on what's to happen next, send it to me by review (or email). See you all later!!
