Shikon: Hiya pplz!! On today's menu, I'm going to have myself a BARREL of MOUTAIN DEW and a GREAT TOWER of PIZZA!! YEAH!! ^,^

Camera Dude #3: (looks around da house) Okay…who gave Shikon the Mountain Dew?

Shikon: (declares) NONE OF YER FRUITY-TOOTY-BOOTY NESTS OF BEES!! ^________^

Shiken: (sighs) Sis is gonna have an actual AMERCIAN meal… how strange…

Shikon: (acting drunk @ da moment) Spark-leh-ing…Ci--dar!! Woohoo!! (Whirls champagne bottle titled Sparkling Cider, Non-alcoholic) Hey!! Shiken! Get to bed! You are sick wid da flu! (Shiken pulls raspberries at Shikon)

Chibi-Shikon: (sighs as stares out in space)… I wanna have a Chibi K-fight…

Chibi-Shiken: Okay. Pull 'em up! (pulls up fists to Chibi-Shikon)

Chibi-Shikon: Not like that Baka! (hits Chibi-Shiken with Frying Pan) A Chibi K-fight with the InuYasha pplz.

Camera Dudette: And what does "K" in K-fight mean?

Shikon/Shiken/Chibies: *.* ^__^ The "K" in K-fight means… KENKA which means FIGHT!!

Camera Pplz: … Huh?

Shiken: Don't you ppl watch or read Real Bout High School? (to Shikon) I'll get to bed when I feel like it!! (Shikon slowly draws Katana out of scabbard) And that time is now. Later! (runs to bedroom)

Everyone: … No comment

Shikon: No own InuYasha!! This is my disclaimer!! (starts to wolf down pizza and mountain dew) (hisses) In…flu…en…za… People!! You better get plenty of rest and EAT HEALTHY!! I DON'T WANT ANY OF YOU TO BE LIKE KIKYO!!

Kikyo: Hey!! . That's an insult!!

Shikon: Whatever…^.^

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Ah…Naraku… (Oh…hell…)

Naraku, minding his own business, was thinking of a plan to get rid of his nemesis, InuYasha, and his band if misfits when he felt something cold surround him. A type of… "Mist?! What is the meaning of this?!" he exclaimed as he felt the room grow large and him growing small. "What's the meaning of this?!" he demanded when he spotted something furry and blue. "What in carnation?!" he exclaimed but felt something hard strike his head and totally knocked him out.

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"This is getting really, really irritating…" grumbled InuYasha as he sat next to Kagome with her resting next to him on his shoulder. "You're enjoying yourself, aren't you Kagome?" he asked and his answer was just a hum and soft snorting. "Grr…every stinkin' time…" he grumbled even more as he jerked his shoulder to wake Kagome up. "Hey, wake up, Sleeping Beauty. It's morning."

Kagome grunted as she cuddled even closer to InuYasha. "I don't wanna," she said as she continued to sleep on him.

"Such a baby…" InuYasha complained, making his friends laugh at the sight. "Hey! What's so funny?" he demanded. "We have to return to normal and get Naraku!" Shippo came up to him with a prepared cup of Ramen and gave it to him. "This better not be poisoned, Runt," InuYasha warned. Shippo shrugged as he continued to serve the others some ramen. "What are we to do if Kagome won't wake up any time soon?"

"Just chill out," Koga answered. "Those chipmunks are bound to make an appearance to us. We'll maul them to make us return to normal." His optimist attitude didn't fool anyone and InuYasha said it so. "Hey!! I'm trying to be—"

"Save it, Wimpy Wolf," InuYasha replied. "As long as we're like this, we're helpless. Even with Shikon Jewel Shards."

"Something tells me that we're going to an unfortunate encounter with Naraku sometime soon…" Sango commented as she cuddled closer to Miroku. "It will be unfortunate and fortunate for us." "Bet the 'Chipmunks' got him too…that would be hilarious!"

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"Give me a 'K!' Give me an 'F!' Give me an 'I,' a 'G,' an 'H,' and a 'T!' What does it spell!? K-fight!!" cheered Chibi-Shikon as she walked along the forest holding a bottle titled, "Toxins." Inside the bottle contained 'Pure Evil.' "Tama-chan, why are you coming with me to see the Chibi-Shikon Hunters?" Chibi-Shikon asked the demonic lynx walking beside her. Tama didn't reply as they approached an isolated location in the middle of the Wolf-demon territory. "Keh heh-heh-heh," Chibi-Shikon chuckled when she heard and felt a wolf's presence around her. "I'll just…leave the bottle of "Pure Evil" right…here," she said opening the bottle and placing it on the ground. "Let's go hide, Tama-chan. In a few days, we'll see a k-fight!" Tama sighed; other people's pain was Chibi-Shikon's entertainment… she thought.

The wolves that spotted Chibi-Shikon were a part of Koga's clan and scurried away to inform their master where they had spotted her. Being a "magical creature," Chibi-Shikon made them forget where they knew she was hiding in once they reached the isolated land. "You saw her where?!" exclaimed Koga and turned to InuYasha. "Hey, mutt! Wake Kagome up and let's head out! We've located one of those chipmunks!" (Chibi-Shikon: who you callin a chipmunk?!) InuYasha and company followed Koga to where his wolves told him he could find one of the chipmunks but only found a bottle. "The heck?" he questioned and looked back at his wolves. "You sure you saw one of them chipmunks here?" he asked them and they nodded.

Chibi-Shikon giggled as she cast her magic onto the bottle and have whatever was inside to manifest into their true forms. "Ki—Kikyo!?" InuYasha and his friends exclaimed. "Kagura?!"

"Naraku!!" Koga exclaimed in shock as the trio woke from their slumber and spotted each other.

"What in blazes?!" exclaimed Naraku, Kikyo, and Kagura at once looking down at themselves.

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Shikon: Sorry for the delay!! (Dodges sharp objects from fans of story) I was BUSY!!! First off, I had writer's block. Second, I had to go to a wedding. Third, it's CHRISTMAS!! Forth, I have a Birthday party to plan. Fifth …

Shiken: (dull) We get the picture…

Camera Dude: So…what's happened now?

Shikon: Nothing of importance

Chibi-Shikon: k-fight, k-fight, k-fight!!

Chibi-Shiken: Okay…shut up now.

Camera People: Read and Review!! Buh-bye and pray that Shikon will not take so damn long in writing the next chapter and posting it up. Ideas are highly praised and wanted!!