Camera Dude: Uh…question!! Before Chibies final finale, can we get a couple of more chapters of how Naraku, Kikyo, and Kagura turning into chibies?
Shikon: (thinking…) I guess…never thought about it before…Mini me!
Chibi-Shikon: (being cute) Hai/Hi!!
Shikon: Do the disclaimer.
Chibi-Shikon: We own everything!! (Bunch of lawyers comes in and thwacks Shikon on the head. They all look like Totosai!!) Ouch!! Mommy!! HHHEELLPP MEE!!
Shikon: (Sighing) Do I have a right to say, "Serves you right?" (everyone nods)
Camera Dudette: You just did. (goes to save Chibi Shikon, say thing that they didn't let her finish. Lawyers step back away from the ground)
Chibi-Shikon: As…I was saying before I was rudely interrupted. (glares at Lawyers and clears throat) We own everything not associated with the Anime/Manga world or any world for that matter. (lawyers disappear) Except our own world!! I am the QUEEN of MY AWESOME LITTLE CIRLCE!!
Camera Dude #1: (awed) Uh…huh. How old are you, Chibi-Shikon?
Chibi-Shikon: Old enough to be in High School. (Everyone nods, skeptic, and slowly walk away from her…)
Camera Dude #3: How many of you think that Chibi-Shikon's had too much New Year's sparkling cider? (# of ppl raise their hands)
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How Kagura came to be! Chibi-mode that is…
Kagura POV:
That good-for-nothing Naraku! Keep sending me into battle with InuYasha just to test out how strong InuYasha is… Well…Yeah, InuYasha is strong but…WHY CAN'T HE GO AND FACE INUYASHA HIMSELF, HUH!? If I have to face that hanyo one more time…let me die before I escape!! I hear leaves rustling behind me and I spontaneously fan towards the sound, trimming the trees until they are bare. A child's laugh fills the air… could this be another offspring made by Naraku?! "Who's there?" I demand, looking around. "Are you another one of Naraku's offsprings come to spy on me?"
The child's laughter grows louder. By the sound of the voice, I could tell it's a girl. "Don't you wish, huh?" she asks from her hiding spot. "But I'm not a part of Naraku…I so hate him. He's been creating a lot of trouble for my favorite Shikon Shard Hunters." I smirk. 'Her favorite Shikon Shard Hunters? What a stupid name to call InuYasha and his friends…'
"Who are you then if you're not in cahoots with Naraku?" I ask.
"Me?" comes the reply and the girl makes her appearance in front of me. "My name is Chibi-Shikon."
I stare skeptically at her. "Chibi-Shikon…" the girl nods. "You're name…is Chibi-Shikon." The girl nods again. "What kind of name is that to give to a child?!" I ask and walk away. "Go home. You annoy me." I could hear the girl grunt and run after me. "What do you want?! Go away."
"What so wrong about naming a kid Shikon?" Chibi-Shikon asks. "So my momma and I were named after the Shikon Jewel… no one really cares. What cha doing?"
"Thinking, now go away."
"Awe…that's no fun…"
"It's lots of fun. You should try it." This brat is starting to annoy me more than that Jaken…
"I can read your thoughts…" she sings. "And I'm not as annoying as Jaken! I could tell Neko to kill him for you if you want."
"Don't waste your breath…how are you going to bypass Sesshomaru?"
"Easy!! He's not with Neko, Rin, or Jaken. They're in that village over there." The girl, Chibi-Shikon or another, points to the upcoming village. "Come on! I'll introduce you to Neko! Though…I bet you've already have met her. She's a hanyo-neko and hates Jaken just as much as the next person." She grabs my cloak and I follow her reluctantly. What could this girl possibly be up to?
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Chibi-Shikon POV:
I have to put Jaken out of commission! He's going to ruin everything!! I have to stop him or…Hello! I could sense female Naraku demon aura right over there! Kagura, just the b/w-itch I need! She could kill the stupid frog-…err…a toad- with one swift blow of her fan! The way her energy is flowing the way is does when she's confused…it really ticklish… But anyway! I have to put a stop to Jaken or it's Buh-bye for the "Chibies" Series!! My laughter catches Kagura's attention and asks me if I'm an offspring of Naraku's. "Don't you wish, huh?" I reply back to her. "But I'm not a part of Naraku…I so hat him. He's been creating a lot of trouble for my favorite Shikon Shard Hunters." I see her smile a bit. I guess she thinks that 'Shikon Shard Hunters' is a dumb name to call InuYasha and his crew. She asks me for my name and I tell it to her. She doesn't believe what my name is and I ask her what's wrong with being calling 'Shikon.' Just to get on her nerves, I ask her what she was doing. I know she's thinking, she thinks I'm just as annoying as the stupid toad! What an insult! She tells me off and I tell her about Neko and how she could kill him for her if she wanted.
"Don't waste your breath…how are you going to bypass Sesshomaru?"
"Easy!! He's not with Neko, Rin, or Jaken in that village over there." I point to a village a few yards away and take her cloak, pulling her towards the village. Her powers are what I need to…ahh…wait a minute… I smile sinisterly… I could make her chibi…
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Author POV:
Oh woe is the wind sorceress in the company of the "Chipmunk" – (Backstage: (mallet)ker-pow!! Shikon: Ow!! Chibi-Shikon!! Cut it out or I cut off your arms! Chibi-Shikon: I no chipmunk!!) Her fate of becoming a chibi had become most likely as she and Chibi-Shikon entered the village. Neko had quickly picked up Kagura's scent and told Rin to hide while she and Jaken took care of some things by themselves. "What?! Why should I help you!?" Jaken asked.
"If you don't help me, you're as good as dead, toad," Neko answered, glaring daggers at him as she waited for Kagura to face her with the Chibi Copy, Chibi-Shikon. "Well, Well, if it isn't Kagura. In cahoots with that squirt, Milady?" Neko asked. Kagura grunted as she snapped her fan against her arm, a sign that she wasn't for Neko. "Well, what do you want?"
"Neko-san…you are demon, can you not sense what I want?" Kagura asked. "There is nothing. Though, it is unusual for me to say this, but I've come to see Rin. May I?" Neko nodded and made a path for Kagura leading towards Rin. "Thank you." "And could you get rid of Jaken while I'm gone?" Kagura asked telepathically.
"It will take a while," Neko replied. "But not to worry. I've killed him at least four times in these pass weeks. This should be easy as rice cakes." Kagura nodded to her as she walked away and towards Rin. The little girl's squeal of laughter seemed overjoyed to see the wind sorceress come to see her. Meanwhile, Chibi-Shikon glanced over to Jaken to see his notes of making an antidote for her potion. 'Oh…I don't think so, toad,' Chibi-Shikon thought and pushed him to the ground. His notes flew from his hands to the air and slowly glided downwards in a neat and tidy pile in Chibi-Shikon's hands.
"What do you think you're doing you chipmunk?!" Jaken yelled and was socked into the sky.
"Chibi-Shikon's Special Technique! Toad Roasting Over an Open Fire!!" Chibi-Shikon yelled as she punched him. "Die, you stupid toad!!" She tore apart the notes and let them fly away in the wind while Jaken started to fall into the bonfire in the center of the village. His screams for help were like music to Chibi-Shikon's, Neko's, and Kagura's ears. "Hmm…I heard Frog Legs were good in Europe…" Chibi-Shikon stated aloud and dug into her kimono for a bottle. 'Now where did I put it…' "Oh yeah!! Mina!!(Everyone!!!) SSSSLLLLEEEEEEEEPPPP!!!!" Holding the Clow Card Sleep in her hand, Chibi-Shikon cast the spell to make everyone sleep until she had her business gone and done with.
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In three hours time, Chibi-Shikon was nowhere to be found, nor Kagura!! Rin started to wail about her missing "Auntie Kagura" while Jaken, overcooked and crispy but still alive, blew smoke and coughed a little telling them that they needed to go back home. "Why? We're almost done with the groceries," Neko said to him. "After we get the cocoa beans then we'll go home." Jaken had to wait patiently until Neko was done with her shopping and headed home.
Once at home, Sesshomaru scold Jaken for being late and having him punished by cleaning the entire castle by himself. "Oh my lord Sesshomaru…how could you do this to your humble servant?" Jaken whined.
Rin giggled as Sesshomaru carried her to the dinning room. "Easy, Jaken-baka, he just did!!" she said. "Hurry up so you can eat!!" Tear-eyed, Jaken went right to work about the castle and didn't stop until late in the evening when everyone had gone to bed. Jaken had to eat leftovers and Neko almost felt sorry for him. Not as much sorry so she make him dinner but enough to just feel it and ignore it in a minute.
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Late in the night, after Jaken's punishment was over, Jaken started to research again to make the antidote for his master and all that was aquatinted with him. Sesshomaru would have forced him to help his brother if Jaken didn't agree to it. "Oh my poor, poor soul…" Jaken pitied himself in grief.
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Shikon: So sorry about the lateness. Had this invisible block in my head and I had to juggle with two stories.
Chibi-Shikon: Jaken will not delay the K-FIGHT! He is forbidden to stop it!!
Shikon -_- Yeah…we know that. Good attack though.
Chibi-Shikon ^,^ The two stories mommy's juggling! Chibies and Cross Between the Past and Present(known to have title changed whenever she feels like it)
Shikon: Eh…check it out too, plz!? I really, really, really like to have reviews (in both stories) so I can have ideas on what to do about certain characters. Thanks a million!!
Chibi-Shikon: Read, Review, and I give you hugs!! Bye-bye!!
