Shikon:  Uh…GOMEN NASIA, MINA!!! (bowing her head in apology)  I was so caught up with my Cross Between story that I…(friends gasp horrified)…I forgot about Chibies and what I was going to do…

Chibi-Shikon:  Serves your right, momma!  Forgetting your own child…how could you!?

Shiken:  (dully)  She just did.  Apparently she's really angry at herself for "killing off" the main characters in it, one of them being Higurashi Kagome.

Everyone: WHAT!?  Girl, you better bring them her back…ALIVE!!

Shikon:  (ducks under a table)  Chill, chill…Kagome's not dead…just…in suspended animation for a little while.  (Everyone jumps Shikon in rage while front door opens to reveal two new people)

Mystery Person #1:  (points at the group)  Do I have to stay with those morons, Valdimarian?  You can't be serious!!

Mystery Person #2:  Only for a little while, Vadimirin.  Shikon-chan won't let anything happen to you.  (Thinks:  hopefully…)

Vadimirin:  (glares at Valdimarian while fighting continues in the background)  Do I really have to stay with these morons?  (group of girls spot Vadimirin and start to run to him)

Shikon spots the two new guys.  Shikon:  (yells)  HEY!!  ISN'T THAT (place boy band/male artist here) OVER THERE?!  (Girls turn around and run in which ever direction Shikon points while group of girls are now replaced with group of guys.)  Kuso…

Chibi-Shikon:  HEY!!!  ISN'T THAT (place girl band/female artist here) OVER THERE!?  (guys run in which ever direction Chibi-Shikon points leaving, Shikon, Vadimirin, and Valdimarian with her)  YAY!!  THE NEWBIE IS A Q.T.!  And he looks like a cross of InuYasha, Sesshomaru, and Yoko Kurama!!

Valdimarian:  Except he's part cat, part fox, and all hanyo.  Wears a blue haori and has short ebony hair.  Whatever you do…(whispers to Shikon) Don't call him Vad or Vladimir.  (Shikon nods while Chibi-Shikon hears and becomes a pest to Vadimirin)

Chibi-Shikon:  Hey Vadimirin, can I call you Vad?

Vadimirin:  No…

Chibi-Shikon:  How about Vladimir?

Vadimirin:  No.

Chibi-Shikon:  How about V-daddy?

Vadimirin:  (Smiles)  Absolutely.  (Chibi-Shikon smiles, Vadimirin's smile fades)  NOT!!

Chibi-Shikon:  What about Vadi?

Vadimirin:  No.

Chibi-Shikon:  (whines)  why not?

Vadimirin:  (in a low and deadly voice)  Call me anything besides my name, and you shall die…

Chibi-Shikon:  (excited)  REALLY!?  K3WL!!

Shikon:  He's…quite a character…  (Valdimarian agrees but about Chibi-Shikon)

Valdimarian:  Well, I'd better get going and work on….ya know.  I'll be checking up on you guys sometime around.  See ya!  (Goes back to his realm leaving Vadimirin behind with the girls)

Chibi-Shikon:  … hey Vadi…

Vadimirin:  Don't call me that.

Chibi-Shikon:  (points out)  But you answered…(Vadimirin groans)  I'm going to capture Naraku, wanna help me?  (Vadimirin thinks about it)  Come on… you look like Inu-kun anyway.  Play decoy while I shot him with my shrink ray gun.  (Vadimirin continues to think about it)  Hey!  Maybe we could get Kagome to kiss you also!!  That would be so sweet!!  Having Kagome confuse you with her cute cuddly widdle puppy would be so wicked cool!!

Vadimirin:  Tempting…very tempting…to ruin InuYasha's love life or to make it better…that is the question indeed…  But I'm not like that, so screw the idea of using me as your--

Chibi-Shikon:  (ignoring Vadimirin) Next we get at Kikyo, too!  So if you hate her as much as I do…having her see you, thinking that you're InuYasha, kissing Kagome, instead of her… (Sees Vadimirin on the floor apparently tripped over)  Huh?  Are you okay?  (Vadimirin groans as he gets up and prepares to strike Chibi-Shikon on the head)  Well anyway, you'd be InuYasha for a day or two and--

Shikon:  Hold it!!  Evil plans are planned out in the Evil Planning Room, if you're going to make someone's life miserable, go to their world and do it there!!  (Chibi-Shikon grabs Vadimirin's hand and head over to the InuYasha World)

Chibi-Shikon:  Come on, let's get this going!  First off…Naraku!!  Let's hop to it, Vadi!

Vadimirin:  (angry)  DON'T CALL ME THAT!!

Chibi-Shikon:  You answered!!  (Vadimirin calls Chibi-Shikon a Chipmunk)  Hey!! Don't call me that!!

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Shikon:  Through the talking, I didn't even put up a disclaimer!  I'm so ashamed…Well here it is!

Disclaimer:  I own nothing!!  Vadimirin belongs to Valdimarian (check him out also!!), and InuYasha…well if you don't know all ready, belongs to Rumiko Takahashi!!  Others that are mentioned here does not belong to me!!

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Evil Incarnate!  Your turn to shrink, Naraku!!

Odango-dumplings

                "Don't you ever stop talking?" Vadimirin asked annoyed as he and Chibi-Shikon appeared in the Feudal Era.  "You're starting to annoy me with your yakking."  Chibi-Shikon looked up at him, stopping her talking for a little while as they approached the Hitomi Clan Castle.  "Okay…we're here at this moron's castle.  What now?  As much as some people want him dead and make me do it, I want out."  Chibi-Shikon giggles as she pulls out her shrink ray gun.  "Now I really want out…"

                "Awe…you're no fun.  Where's your sense of adventure?  You're Hanyo!  You go after bad guys!  Or…bad gals…" Chibi-Shikon replied

                "You're an idiot…" Vadimirin breathed.  "You're a girl, don't you…er…doesn't Shikon go after the bad boy types?  Why can't she be doing this instead?!"

                "Eh," Chibi-Shikon shrugged.  "She hates Naraku.  Can't stand him, thinks he's a complete idiot. Next to Hilter, might I add.  Naraku isn't as smart as what's-his-name from Final Fantasy VII.  Anywayz…what does that have to do with anything?  You better be nice about my mother or you're going to become a chipmunk as well."

                "You're weird…" Vadimirin intentionally insulted.  "You and your 'mother.'"  Sighing, Vadimirin used some of his magic to change into InuYasha and told Chibi-Shikon to be queit.  "You're shrieking is hurting my ears, Chipmunk!"  Chibi-Shikon shut her mouth instantly.  "Are you Rin or Chibi-Shikon?  Don't do that."

                "Do what?" Chibi-Shikon asked as she jumped onto his back and hid under his now silvery white hair.  "Pull a Rin?"  Vadimirin nodded.  "Awe…but it's fun to cosplay someone else.  It annoyed my Shikon's friends when she kept pulling a Haruka from Sailor Moon.  Scared one of her gal friends when she started getting too close to her.  Actually made her gal friend's crush jealous."  Vadimirin sighed.  "Are you bored?  What are you going to use if a fight brake out?"

                "My sakabato, why?" Vadimirin asked holding it up.  "You expecting that we're going to fight?"  Chibi-Shikon shrugged as she stayed hidden in his hair.  "Oh, you're very helpful, Chibi-Shikon."

                "Vadi…." Vadimirin groaned.  "Disguise me as Kagura.  Naraku will be on to us if he only sees you."

                "No…He'll just think InuYasha's an idiot for coming here alone," Vadimirin stated.  "Fine.  I'll disguise you, but I'm not wearing that stupid collar that says Kagome's Little Puppy!"  Chibi-Shikon sighs as she puts away the black doggy collar into her pocket while Vidimirin changes her appearance into the Wind Sorceress.  But Chibi-Shikon managed to put the doggy collar on him anyway.  "Chibi-Shikon… YOU'RE DEAD!!"

                "Pi?  PIKA!!" Chibi-Shikon screamed as she ran away from him while he drew his sakabato and started to run after her.  "Hey!!  I was just playing, Vadi!!  Don't kill me!!"

                "I WARNED YOU NOT TO CALL ME THAT!!"

                "BUT YOU ANSWERED!!"

                "CAHAREL!  GET HOLD OF HER SO THAT I CAN KILL HER!!" Vadimirin summoned and a small cat-like creature with fox ears and wings appeared.

                "Hey!  It's Nall from Lunar Silver Star Story!!" Chibi-Shikon declared.  "Can he turn into a dragon too?!"  Vadimirin catches up with Chibi-Shikon, and tries to slash his sword at her.  "Somebody save me from this Evil Hanyo!!"

                "EVIL!?  I'LL SHOW YOU EVIL!!" Vadimirin yelled angrily dispelling their disguises and continued to run after her.  "GET BACK HERE!!"

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                Seeing some of the forest around his castle being destroyed, Naraku wondered if it was another group of demons trying to get a hold of his share of the Shikon Jewel.  He thought the creatures fighting in his territory were very annoying and sent some of his demon wasps to get rid of the pests.  It had been a week since he last heard from his "daughter" Kagura.  Kanna had not heard anything from Kagura but that didn't matter to her, she had no emotions what so ever.  "Something is targeting all that have any connection to the Shikon Jewel…" he pondered.  "Who ever this something is has done me a great deal of relieving me of InuYasha and his clan of misfits."

                "Master Naraku…" Kanna spoke in a low voice.  "Someone is at the front gate…It's Kagura and InuYasha…"  The two walked in to the room with InuYasha bind by a rope made with a type of metal that could not brake so easily.  "Kagura…why have you brought InuYasha here?  You know that he wants our master dead…"

                'Kagura' hid a small sinister smile.  "Kanna, may you please leave us?  I wish to speak to Naraku alone with InuYasha present."  Kanna looked back at Naraku then left.  "You are not Kagura nor InuYasha…" Naraku stated after being left alone.  "Don't you know the danger of you being here in my presence?"

                "Yeah we did," said 'Kagura' as she changed into Vadimirin, "but the damn girl just wouldn't listen."  'InuYasha' transformed into Caharel and a tied up Chibi-Shikon as she yelled angrily through her gag.  "Well, anyway, seeing as how you're without aid, Chibi-Shikon might as well take the honor of shrinking you down to odango size.  Caharel, untie her will you?"  Caharel cut the binds around Chibi-Shikon and she instantly went on a shooting spree.  "BAKA-CHIBI-SHIKON!!  WATCH WHERE YOU'RE SHOOTING!!" Vadimirin yelled angrily as he dodged her shots.  Laughing hysterically, Chibi-Shikon 'accidentally' shot Vadimirin, Caharel, and Naraku, knocking Naraku unconscious with the added super positively charged Holy Bullets of Kazuma's Shell Bullet (from S.Cry.ed).  After shooting Vadimirin and Caharel, Chibi-Shikon stopped laughing and started at them as she stuffed Naraku in a flask and corked it, then started to laugh again.  "I am so going to kill you after this, Chipmunk…" Vadimirin growled as they disappeared in Chibi-Shikon's Vortex of Portals.  "For the record, I hate acting and dressing as a woman!!"

                "But you were so cute, Vadi!!" Chibi-Shikon declared.  "The cutest guy ever to dress as a woman!  Besides the Suzaku Warriors from Fushigi Yugi, minus Mitsukake."

                "Are you comparing me to a queer?!  That's just wrong, Chibi.  I don't flow that way!"

                "But one can't help to think that way," Chibi-Shikon stated.  "Anyway, who old are you?"

                "Old enough," Vadimirin answered.

                "How old?  Like Peirs from Golden Sun: Lost Age old?"

                "Does it matter!?"

                "Oh…poppycock!  You're no fun.  InuYasha-wannabe…"

                "Hey!  He's a dog, I'm a fox cat."

                "No, you're a foxy cat."

                "Okay, shut up now.  We're almost there.  You're such a brat…turning me!  Me of all people into a three foot shrimp, like you!"

                "That's un-called for! I happen to like my form, thank you very much!"

                "Yeah…until you're stepped on like a roach…" Vadimirin commented gazing elsewhere and spots a world where there is nothing but girls.  "Hello…"

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                "Jaken!!  Your bath is ready!!" Neko called out as she walked around the palace to find the toad in Sesshomaru's Studies.  "Ya know, if Master Sesshomaru finds you here, you're a dead toad?"  Jaken nodded as he continued to read.  "And you know that too much studying will cause your head to explode?"

                "You made that up!" Jaken announced.  "You wretched girl!  I'll show you some respect!"  Neko's eyes glowed green as their surroundings darkened.  "But that will have to wait," he said as he returned to studying.  "Go away, Neko.  Can't you see that I'm busy here?"  Neko nodded.  "What do you want?"

                "You're bath is ready," she repeated.  "After being fried and slashed and poisoned and slashed and dead, Master Sesshomaru wants you to take a bath.  You smell like a skunk."  Jaken exclaimed a 'What!' and glared at Neko.  "Well…it's true.  When was the last time you had a bath?  Master Sesshomaru wants you to bathe right away."  Neko held her nose as she picked up Jaken by the collar and flung him out of the room and soccer kicked him all the way to where he was to bath.  After a few minutes of stalling in the water, Jaken smelled something good cooking.

                "Hey…wench, what is being made in the kitchen?" Jaken asked Neko.

                With a smile, Neko asked, "Frog Stew."

                "Frog stew…hm…" Jaken replied as he settled down into the water letting the information sink in.  "WHAT?!?  FROG STEW?!?"  Jaken looked down at his 'tub' and saw the carrots, cabbage, mushrooms, and other vegetables, and like a scene from Loony Toons, Jaken launched himself out of the pot and onto the ceiling, cursing at Neko.  "How dare you make a stew out of me!?" he yelled.  "I'll have you be reminded that I am Lord Sesshomaru's retainer!"  Neko noticed that the chandelier Jaken hung from was beginning to give away to his weight and tried to warn him.  "No!  You listen to me girly!  As long as you live within these walls, you will also obey me!"

                "But…Jaken-baka…" Neko tried to say when Jaken came crashing down back into the pot.  "The chandelier is very unstable.  You shouldn't hang from it."  Seeing that he couldn't hear her, Neko continued to cook Jaken until he woke up again…in front of Tama-chan.

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Shikon:  You lost Vadimirin?!  Where was the last place you saw him, Chibi-Shikon?

Chibi-Shikon:  Uh…I think by the Happy Lesson portal… (back door opens, Vadimirin enters)  Vadi!! Where have you been!

Vadimirin: (sighs happily, has lipstick on)  Oh. My.  God--Dess!!

Shiken:  Hey!!  No fair!!  One of the goddesses granted him a wish!!  He got to frenchy a goddess!

Vadimirin:  You know…some guys just have all the luck.  Thank god I was one of them!!

Chibi-Shiken:  Good luck trying to get back there…Shikon's gonna…wait, Shikon doesn't care if you do go over again as long as you help Chibi-Shikon get hold of the others to start this Chibi-Fight.

Vadimirin:  Chibi-Fight?

Chibi-Shiken:  Shikon called it a 'K-fight.'  It's suppose to be a modern day school thing that she just put in for it heck of it.  Everyone in Chibi-mode in InuYasha are sucked into a fight for Chibi-Shikon's twisted pleasure.

Chibi-Shikon:  It's not for pleasure!  This story is too light!!

Vadimirin:  Oh…well anyway…I'll just tell everyone to Review and thank them for reading but…one of you guys should do it…

Shikon:  Go right ahead, Vadimiri.  I'll have to work on my other story anyway afterwards.

Chibi-Shikon:  DON'T FORGET ABOUT US, SHIKON!!