Thank you so much for all you reviews you lot are setting a good example for the rest:

EnchantedDreamer1: I'm glad you though it was funny.

Jaime L. Fratilla: Sorry about all those mistakes! I'll try and fix it thanks for pointing it out! But if were pointing out the question marks and exclamation marks that were put at the same place, they were put on purpose to emphasize what the person was saying.

Queen of sprinkels: (Is that how it's supposed to be spelt or have I got it wrong?) My cliffies are evil aren't they? I hope you like the turnout!

Itnikki: I'm really happy that you like my idea, there are a lot of: 'Sirius looks after Lily while she's pregnant' fics out there I just hope mine's different.

Captain 'Phoenix' Aquamarine: I did that to create suspense, but thanks for pointing that out!

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And finally, on with the fic!

Sirius's surprise

Lily smirked, "Not so tough without James are you?"

Sirius stepped back into a wall. He knew he shouldn't be afraid so why was he? "You wouldn't hurt me now would you? After all I have to look after you we don't know what could happen in a week." He said nervously.

Alice pretended to look shocked, "Sirius, we would never ever hurt you."

"Sit down," instructed Lily. Sirius gulped and as he was told.

"Excellent," murmured Lily. She looked at Alice who grinned at her.

"Honestly Sirius, you'd think we were planning to burry you alive," commented Alice. Sirius wasn't so sure if she was joking or if she was hinting what she and lily were going to do to him.

Sirius's neck part of his robes suddenly became tighter.

Alice waddled (not walked, waddled,) behind Sirius put her hands on his shoulders. Her thumbs were making large circles on his back, what was she doing? It felt a bit familiar, like he had this done to him before. Then it struck like a bolt of lightening, she wasn't hurting him, she was massaging him!

"That's it," breathed Lily, "relax, don't worry, we won't hurt you."

Could he trust these large evil witches? Well, it wouldn't hurt to try.

Lily waddled upstairs; the plan was going perfectly, just get him nice and settled and then lower the boom on him. She got out James's bathrobes; they were a vital part of the plan.

Meanwhile, Alice felt as though her hands were about to fall off. Why did Frank have to go that stupid trip? At least he left me his muggle credit cards; by the end of this month he's going to have a high surprise. Alice thought.

Alice stopped massaging because if she did any more she'd have to get Sirius to buy her a new pair of hands. Christmas list:

1: A healthy baby.

2: A new set of robes.

       

3: Frank's mother's head on a golden plate.

4: Sirius to praise me as his Goddess.

5: You-Know-Who to find his downfall by a one-year-old. Alice wished. "Are you OK?" she asked Sirius whispering into his ear. He nodded, but it was quite robot like.

There was a crash and Sirius leapt up, Lily had tumbled downstairs looking as though she'd been electrocuted because of the mess that her hair was in. "Lily, are OK?" he asked. Lily rubbed her back and nodded, so much for subtle.

"Hey, I know why don't we all watch a movie?" asked Lily, trying to get the attention form her crash landing down the stairs.

Alice looked as though someone had just asked her what her phone number was, (she couldn't remember a digit of it.) "Uh, what's a movie?"

Lily rolled her eyes and said:  "You don't remember what a movie is after you aced Muggle Studies?"

"I know its entertainment," retorted Alice. "Is it similar to tennis?"

"Yes it is, Alice," said Lily sarcastically.

"Cool," Alice replied, "I get dibs on the good horse."

Lily smacked her head hard; trust Alice to think that you ride a horse in tennis. "Maybe watching a movie isn't a good idea after all."

Alice grinned; it was time to get back to the plan. "Sirius," she began, "you're very mucky."

"Yes," agreed Lily, "very mucky indeed."

Sirius gulped, he had that suspicious feeling again.

"Why don't you take a bath?" suggested Lily.

A bath?! And Sirius thought that he was going to be kicked out of the house because he stank so much, this was a much better idea.

"Go into my and James's room," instructed Lily. "Strip off and put on the bathrobe that's on the bed."

Sirius though nothing of it and raced upstairs and ran into the room.

Alice did a fake sniff, "He's so naïve." She said as she Lily began climbing up the stairs.

"That was an excellent plan," complimented Lily.

"Keep your voice down," commanded Alice, "the joke hasn't finished yet, you can compliment me on my brilliance afterwards."

 "And you're so modest too," retorted Lily very sarcastically.

"Yes, I am," replied Alice forgetting the sarcasm, "I should have an award."

"Now you're beginning to sound like James," commented Lily.

Just after that Sirius almost crashed into Lily as ran out of the room wearing a maroon bathrobe and he had cheeks to match. "Why does James wear this?"

Lily cringed, she put the wrong one out, and that wasn't even part of the plan! "Err, that's mine."

Sirius's cheeks flushed even more, "I suppose it's too late now."

Lily held her head down in shame and nodded while Alice was using all self-control not to burst out laughing.

Sirius jogged into the bathroom, after a millisecond after that Alice burst out laughing. She said between gasps of breath, "Why didn't you tell me you did that? And here's you praising me when you could be a worthy opponent of your own husband."

"A worthy opponent of what?" Lily asked sounding very bewildered.

"Pranking, of course," she replied, still gasping for breath at the sight of Sirius only in a maroon bathrobe.

"It was an accident," protested Lily, "it really was."

Meanwhile Sirius had run the bath, for him it was a very hard task because he had always relied on magic to run him a bath but he had left his wand in the pocket of his robes.

Sirius tripped and swore loudly, he wasn't looking where he was going, and he still had a strange feeling that Lily and Alice were planning something.

~The hallway~

"Should we do it?" muttered Alice. Lily nodded and Alice whispered a spell.

~The bathroom~

Sirius stepped in the bath; there were bubbles everywhere. He let his head sink beneath the water. He suddenly became very cold and sat up again. He opened his eyes; he wasn't in the bathroom anymore, it was icy scenery around him. There were small giggles behind him; he twirled his body around. People were staring at him! He was in the Artic! How humiliating!

"LILY!" bellowed Sirius, "ALICE: I'M GOING TO GET YOU FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!!"

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