Chibi-Shikon:  (shrieking)  I can't believe I said that!!  Out loud too!!  My life is ruined!!

Vadimirin: (to Shikon)  What's she yelling about?

Shikon:  Nothing of importance ^ ^  You two should get going

Chibi-Shikon:  (perks up)  Oh yea!  Vadi-kun!  Let's go!

Miroku Club Vice President:  Um…we just lost our president of the Miroku Fan Club, Lady Shikon.  Does that make me, President now?

Vadimirin: (happy to hear the news)  HELL NO!! I'M THE PRESIDENT NOW!!  And as President, we shall make a bigger and better Shrine to Miroku Kami-sama!!

Chibi-Shikon: T.T You're going to make a temple to Miroku?

Vadimirin:  Not just an ordinary temple, Chipmunk.  A castle!!

Chibi-Shikon:  Vadi-kun is making a Vatican for Miroku…really…

Shiken:  Chibi-Shikon's jealous!!

Chibi-Shiken:  Run away!!

Camera Dude #1:  On with the story!!  Vadimirin-sama, we'll handle it from here.

Vadimirin:  Cool!  Ja!  Let's go, Chibes.

Chibi-Shikon:  Matte, Vadi-kun! (runs after him)  Is Caharel a dragon in disguise, Vadi-kun?

Caharel:  Why do you keep asking that?!

Chibi-Shikon:  BECAUSE I WANNA KNOW!!  (turns around and calls for Tama-Chan)  Tama-chan!!  We're going to see Kirara-neko-sama!  Come on!

Tama-Chan:  Meow!!  Me mew reow rew!!! (trans: Wait!! I have a gift for Kirara!!)

Chibi-Shikon:  Hurry it up then!

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Shikon: I shan't forget about the Legendary Disclaimer of Ra(men!)

Disclaimer:  Me own nothing!!  Vadimirin and Caharel belongs to Valdimarian (check him out!), and InuYasha…well if you don't know all ready (then you're stupid…J/K!! Don't kill!)  InuYasha belongs to Rumiko Takahashi!!

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Chibi-Kenka!!  Stage Set!

Flashback Chapter Twenty-five:

                "This is getting really, really irritating…" grumbled InuYasha as he sat next to Kagome with her resting next to him on his shoulder.  "You're enjoying yourself, aren't you Kagome?" he asked and his answer was just a hum and soft snorting.  "Grr…every stinkin' time…" he grumbled even more as he jerked his shoulder to wake Kagome up.  "Hey, wake up, Sleeping Beauty.  It's morning."

                Kagome grunted as she cuddled even closer to InuYasha.  "I don't wanna," she said as she continued to sleep on him.

                "Such a baby…" InuYasha complained, making his friends laugh at the sight.  "Hey!  What's so funny?" he demanded.  "We have to return to normal and get Naraku!"  Shippo came up to him with a prepared cup of Ramen and gave it to him.  "This better not be poisoned, Runt," InuYasha warned.  Shippo shrugged as he continued to serve the others some ramen.  "What are we to do if Kagome won't wake up any time soon?"

                "Just chill out," Koga answered.  "Those chipmunks are bound to make an appearance to us.  We'll maul them to make us return to normal."  His optimist attitude didn't fool anyone and InuYasha said it so.  "Hey!! I'm trying to be—"

                "Save it, Wimpy Wolf," InuYasha replied.  "As long as we're like this, we're helpless.  Even with Shikon Jewel Shards."

                "Something tells me that we're going to an unfortunate encounter with Naraku sometime soon…" Sango commented as she cuddled closer to Miroku.  "It will be unfortunate and fortunate for us."  "Bet the 'Chipmunks' got him too…that would be hilarious!"

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                "Give me a 'K!'  Give me an 'F!'  Give me an 'I,' a 'G,' an 'H,' and a 'T!'  What does it spell!?  K-fight!!" cheered Chibi-Shikon as she walked along the forest holding a bottle titled, "Toxins."  Inside the bottle contained 'Pure Evil.'  "Tama-chan, why are you coming with me to see the Chibi-Shikon Hunters?" Chibi-Shikon asked the demonic lynx walking beside her.  Tama didn't reply as they approached an isolated location in the middle of the Wolf-demon territory.  "Keh heh-heh-heh," Chibi-Shikon chuckled when she heard and felt a wolf's presence around her.  "I'll just…leave the bottle of "Pure Evil" right…here," she said opening the bottle and placing it on the ground.  "Let's go hide, Tama-chan.  In a few days, we'll see a k-fight!"  Tama sighed; other people's pain was Chibi-Shikon's entertainment… she thought.

                The wolves that spotted Chibi-Shikon were a part of Koga's clan and scurried away to inform their master where they had spotted her.  Being a "magical creature," Chibi-Shikon made them forget where they knew she was hiding in once they reached the isolated land.  "You saw her where?!" exclaimed Koga and turned to InuYasha.  "Hey, mutt!  Wake Kagome up and let's head out!  We've located one of those chipmunks!" (Chibi-Shikon: who you callin a chipmunk?!)  InuYasha and company followed Koga to where his wolves told him he could find one of the chipmunks but only found a bottle.  "The heck?" he questioned and looked back at his wolves.  "You sure you saw one of them chipmunks here?" he asked them and they nodded.

                Chibi-Shikon giggled as she cast her magic onto the bottle and have whatever was inside to manifest into their true forms.  "Ki—Kikyo!?" InuYasha and his friends exclaimed.  "Kagura?!"

                "Naraku!!" Koga exclaimed in shock as the trio woke from their slumber and spotted each other.

                "What in blazes?!" exclaimed Naraku, Kikyo, and Kagura at once looking down at themselves.

End Flashback

                "Holy…you guys are TINY!!" InuYasha yelled as he started to laugh himself silly.  "Oh Kami-sama!!  I'm gonna die of laughter!!"  Naraku did not stand for InuYasha's attitude so he made the first attempt for his life.  Kikyo saw the attack and deflected it with her Soul Skimmers.  "InuYasha!  Pay attention!" Kikyo scold.  "You're in the presence of the enemy!"

                Kagome growled.  The only enemy she could see was Kikyo… but with Naraku present, she would have to deal with Kikyo in a later time.  "Kagome!  Where's Naraku's Shards!" Koga asked.  "I'm going to take it from him!"  Kagome nodded and scanned her enemy while InuYasha abruptly stopped laughing and glared at Koga.  "His chest!" Kagome answered and Koga ran towards Naraku.

                "I don't think so, Wolf!" Kagura yelled as she used her fan to throw him off.  "Dragon Dance!  Coming right at you, Kagome!"

                Kagome gasped but quickly regain her posure and shot right through the attack and straight for Naraku's heart, if he had one.  "I don't' think so, little girl!" Kikyo yelled as she deflected her arrow.

                "Which side are you on, Witch!" Kagome yelled angrily.  "InuYasha's or Naraku's!?"  Kagome prepared another arrow, this time aimed at Kikyo.  "If you say Naraku's, I will KILL you!"

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                Up above a tree, Chibi-Shikon, Tama-chan, Vadimirin, and Caharel are amazed by how InuYasha-ish Kagome could be.  "Must be from all that time she hang out with him…" Vadimirin assumed.  "She has to work on her cursing though…"  The three agreed but became wide-eyed when they saw Kagome actually attack Kikyo!  "Oh…Shit…"

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                "Kagome!  What are you doing?!" InuYasha yelled becoming defensive of Kikyo, which of course turned out to be a very BAD idea.

                "InuYasha! Osuwari!!" Kagome yelled angrily picking up a dagger from somewhere off the ground and deflecting the arrows that were shot by Kikyo.  "Is that all you can do, You Dead Witch!!"  The quartet on the tree gasped and was wondering what had happened to the real Kagome.  "Come back here!!"

                "You ignorant child, I shall kill you with one strike!!" Kikyo yelled as she took aim with her bow and arrow and released her shot.  With so much energy built up inside her, Kagome created a force field around her and deflected Kikyo's arrow.  "You…wretched girl!!"

                "Take's one to know one!" Kagome replied as she placed three arrows to her bow but before Kagome could release them, everyone's souls were being sucked into a void.  "Nani!?  Kanna!" Kagome yelled.

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                "Awe…just when things were getting good too…" Chibi-Shikon complained.  "The stupid mirror girl…always ruining the fun…"

                "You should have placed her in a bottle then…" Caharel advised.  Vadimirin didn't say anything as he ate popcorn and watched the human girl-fight between carnation and reincarnation.  "Vadimirin, don't you have anything to say?" Caharel asked.  Vadimirin just shook his head.  "You're a hopeless reck when it comes to human cat fights…you stay way…"  Vadimirin just popped another popcorn into his mouth.

                "Anyway…if I did that, the story would be longer," Chibi-Shikon replied.  "Tama-chan, let's get her!"  Tama roared in agreement and the two went down to the battlefield, pass the InuYasha group and went for the kill.  "Chibi-Shikon to Tama-Chan Special!!  Anti-Anti-Aura!!" Chibi-Shikon hopped onto Tama-Chan's back and dove into the mirror.  "The Chipmunk!!" InuYasha and Koga yelled.

                "I am not a CHIPMUNK!!" Chibi-Shikon yelled.  "Chibi-Chibi-Chibi mizugusuri Spray!!"

                "SAY WHAT?!?" everyone yelled.

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                "Did that dimwit used Chibi-Chibi Power?!" Koryu exclaimed watching the entire scene from the safety of Shikon's house.  "What the hell is she thinking!?  What is that anyway?!"  Around him, everyone except Shikon shrugged.  "Shikon!! What did she do?!"  Shikon just smiled as they watched.  "Shikon!!  Shikon!!"

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                Mist surrounded everyone in the playing field.  It was difficult for anyone to see what was in front of them and where would the next attack come from.  "Kagura, blow this mist away," ordered Naraku.

                "Everyone!  I'm going to suck this mist away!" Miroku informed as he and Kagura released their attacks at the same time.  When the mist cleared, Kanna and the Chibi-Copy were nowhere to be found.  "Is everyone all right?" Miroku asked his friends and allies.  They nodded, concerned about themselves while Chibi-Shikon and Tama-Chan returned to the tree.  "So…what exactly did you do, Chibi?" Vadimirin asked.  Chibi-Shikon smiled as she showed him Kanna in a bottle, unconscious.  "You're violent, you know that?  Are you sure you're a girl?"  Chibi-Shikon went to strike him on the head for asking such a stupid question but decided against it.  "Okay…so you have some self-retraint."

                "You deserve to get hit, Vadimirin…" Caharel commented.

                "Who's side are you on?!" Vadimirin asked.

                "No one's.  I'm nurtral.  The fight's on again…"

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                While everyone was fighting Naraku, Kagura, and Kikyo, Koga noticed a smell lingering around the battlefield and tried, succeeded really, into getting InuYasha's attention.  "Hey, InuYasha," Koga called.  "You smell that?"

                "Depends…I smell Naraku, Kagura, and Wolf," InuYasha answered dully with his mini Tetsusaiga out in full.  "I'm going to kill Naraku with one swing of Tetsusaig and return to my true size!  Baku…Ryu—"

                "InuYasha!  Attack that tree over there!!" Koga yelled, pointing to where Chibi-Shikon and her friends harbored.  "It has that Mini-Copy!  That Stinkin' Chipmunk!!"

                "I AM NOT A CHIPMUNK!!" Chibi-Shikon yelled angrily giving away her location instead of running away.  Vadimirin and the two cats with him gasps and paled to what Chibi-Shikon was willing to do because Koga called her a Chipmunk!  "Baka Okami!!"*

                "What!?" Koga yelled and darted towards the tree.  "Anata Baka Chibi ike ike!!"*

                "SAY WHAT?!" Chibi-Shikon screamed.  "Temae…Baka Yaro!!*  Okama!!"*

                "Hey!  I have a female for a mate!!"

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                Shikon's close friends gasp at the level of Japanese profanity Chibi-Shikon is using against the Leader of the Wolf Demon Tribe.  "You don't say…" Camera Dude Number one breathed.  "Shikon…"

                "Yeah?" Shikon replied.  "You guys want to know what did they just said?"

                "Translation please!!" a Sango Fan wearing a Zodiac Cancer shirt demanded.  Shikon just stared on at the television, not wanting to tell them what they just said to each other.  "Shikon!!" everyone complained.

                Camera Dude Number Two just laughs, knowing what they had just said to each other.  "Just watch, you guys.  Chibi-Shikon is on a roll of getting on Koga's nerves."  Everyone grumbles as they continue to watch.  "Chibi-Shikon is just showing us Shikon's true colors," he added happily.

                "Jigoku e ike,"* Shikon mumbled to Camera Dude Number Two.

                "I don't want to," he replied simply.

                "Then…Shut up!"

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                "Chibes, you better watch what you say to Koga…" Vadimirin warned.  "Mind you, he's a wolf demon and you're just a… a… human that was psychologically cloned."  Tama-chan and Caharel agreed with Vadimirin.  They could feel hidden power within Chibi-Shikon and they were thinking about Chibi-Shiken's warning…

                "No one gets away with calling me a Chipmunk except a selected few!" Chibi-Shikon growled as a copy of the Tetsusaiga appeared in her hand.  "You're a dead Mutt, Koga!!"

                "Bring it on, Brat!"

                "Chibi-Shikon!"  An unknown power began to grow within Vadimirin as he watched Chibi-Shikon and Koga engage into a fight to the death.

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                "You do know that Chibi-Shikon has blown a circuit right, Shikon?" Camera Dudette number One asked.  "She's gone out of hand."

                "Not my problem," she answered as she read through all the translated manga of InuYasha on the Internet.  "Let's switch cameras to Sesshomaru's Castle shall we?"  Shikon grabbed the remote from the Cage of No Return and flipped the channel to Sesshomaru's Palace.  "We haven't been able to check on them for a while…"

                "HEY!!  WE WERE WATCHING THAT!!" hollered everyone around the television  "What's gonna happen next?!"

                "Shaddup!!" Shikon barked and everyone grew silent.  "Oh!  We should have Vadimirin and Caharel there in this scene too!"  Pressing random bottoms on the remote control, Vadimirin and Caharel faded out from the tree and faded in Neko's room.

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                Baffled from what just happened, Vadimirin and Caharel found themselves in a woman's bedroom.  "Oh…Kami-sama…" Vadimirin cursed smelling the scent of Sesshomaru close by.  "If Sesshomaru finds us…"

                "He won't care," informed a muffled female voice underneath them.  "Would you mind getting off of me?  I'm trying to sleep here!!"  Startled to finding himself on a bed, on top of a girl, Vadimirin and Caharel quickly jumped off and made a landing for the floor, apologizing.  "Forget it about it…" the girl muffled as she snaked her way out of the covers.  "Who are you anyway and how did you get in my room?  You two better not be a bunch of perverts or I'm going to kill you."

                "It's not like that!" Vadimirin defended.  "We just…appeared in your room.  We didn't know it was your room in the first place!"

                "That's the truth," Caharel added.  "Our apologies, Miss.  We'll be out of here, once we know where exactly where we are."

                The girl didn't buy any of their tales.  "Yeah right…" she said as she poked her head out.  "You two haven't answered who you were and if you don't answer in ten seconds, I'm going go into my Kami-form and—"

                "Take a chill pill, Kitty-Cat," Vadimirin interjected.  "My name's Vadimirin and this is Caharel.  We're from Valdimarian no Sekai.  Okay?  We told you ours, so what's yours?"

                "Neko," she answered and threw back the covers over her head.  "Now get out. I'm trying to think of a way to kill Jaken in my sleep."

                "Can we help?" Vadimirin asked.  "I know some really useful potions."  Neko stared at him for a while, one ear raised up while the other ear laid low forming a sort of 'L' shape with her ears.  Neko's tail swished back and forth behind her until she mentally commanded it to wring her waist.  "You won't regret it, Ko-chan.  Promise!"

                "Don't make promises you can't keep, Vadi-kun," Neko told him as she climbed out of bed.  "Fine, I'll let you create the potion while I hang out with Rin.  The little girl's been tugging at my tail since she saw Sesshomaru-sama as Ko-Inu-Yokai."  Vadimirin nodded as he followed Neko and pulled a "Miroku" at the last minute as she walked out of the doorway.  "Hey!" Neko yelped, jumping away from him.  "That was un-called for!"

                "Sorry," Vadimirin apologized.  "My hand wonders."

                "Sure it does…" Caharel commented un-amused.  "I would not expect anything else from someone who idolizes the Monk Miroku."  Vadimirin made a quick swipe with his fist to meet Caharel's head when Neko bumped into Vadimirin as Rin rammed herself into Neko.  "Neko-san!!  Jaken-baka wants to see you!  He said he found the cure for Chibi-mizugusuri!"

                "Great!  Tell him to make A LOT," Neko told her happily and Rin darted towards Jaken's room.  "Vadi-kun, you wanna come and help?"

                "For you my dear?  Anything," Vadimirin replied and followed after Neko.

                "Vadimirin's lost it…" Caharel stated and received a bump on the head.  "He's really lost it…and to a Neko-hanyo too…"  'Must you fall for the fullest girls, Vadimirin?  What will your parents say?' Caharel wondered as he flew after the two.

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                "Get back here and return us to our true form!!" yelled InuYasha with is Tetsusaiga flying at her.  "Bakuryuha!!"

                "Dragon Dance!" Kagura attacked aiding InuYasha's attack towards Chibi-Shikon.  "Return us to our true form or die!"  'That thing is the source of all our small-ness!'

                "You'll have to catch me!!" Chibi-Shikon yelled as she whistled for Tama-chan.  "Tama-chan!  Let's get out of here!"  Tama-chan agreed as she dropped a little gift in front of Kirara and scooped Chibi-Shikon onto her back as they flew into a portal leading them home.  "Tama-chan, where's Vadi-kun and Caharel-san?"  Tama-chan mewed to her that the two had disappeared suddenly.  "I bet Mama knows where they are…"

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Shikon:  One more chappie to go!  Unless I extend it without notice and that's very, very bad… All of you are going to call me a liar and I don't like that…  I'm not a lawyer!

Chibi-Shikon:  Mama!! Where's Vadi-kun and Caharel!?

Shikon:  I don't know!  Why are you asking me?!  They were with you when you left!

Camera Dude #1:  What are we going to tell Valdimarin?  That we lost his kid and muse?

Shiken:  IT WAS BECAUSE SHIKON WAS PLAYING BINGO WITH THE REMOTE!!

Chibi-Shiken:  WE'RE GOING TO DIE!!  RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!

Miroku Worshiper #69:  Uh…Miss Shikon, we have completed rebuilding the Miroku Temple.  Is there anything else you wish to have rebuilt?

Shikon:  Hum…no that's it.  Thanks!

Chibi-Shikon:  Vadi-kun is not a goat, Camera Dude #1!

Camera Dude #1:  I didn't say that!

Chibi-Shikon:  You called him a kid!  (sobs)

Everyone:  Oooh…you made Chibi-Shikon cry!

Shikon:  Gyah!?  Where's all these Love Hina people come from?!  Shiken!  Get rid of them!

Shiken: (transforms into Hopposai from Ranma ½) Come to me my pretties!! (girls run)

Chibi-Shikon:  (acting lost)  Vadi-kun?!  Vadi-kun, where are you!?

Shikon:  -_-;;  You all have read, now please review, knowing well enough that I WILL LOVE YOU!!  ^ ^ (I'm being an airhead, please give me credit for effort, thank you)

Chibi-Shikon:  Valdimarian!!  Can Caharel transform into a DRAGON too?!

Caharel/Shikon:  Why do you keep asking that?!

Chibi-Shikon:  BECAUSE I WANNA KNOW!!  Chibies will not come to an end until I know!!

Everyone:  (annoyed) CHIBI-SHIKON!!