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Finally, on with the fic!

Movie Madness

"Hey guys!" called out Alice carrying about seventy tubs of popcorn.

"Remus, didn't see you there!" said Lily carrying just as many sweets.

"Err, hey guys," replied Remus nervously.

"What's wrong?" asked Lily coming closer to Remus.

 Remus stepped back a bit. "Nothing."

Moony is weirder than usual, Sirius thought. "Lets just sit down," he ordered. Alice and Lily gave him a you-better-not-be-ordering-me-around-or-I'll-bite-your-head-off looks. "If you want," he added.

They did as Sirius suggested.

***

In Sirius's opinion: the movie was great, if only he got to see some of it. Every five minutes Alice was asking him what was going on and Sirius had a lot of difficulty to keep Alice's mouth shut so she wouldn't scream at the wide screen. Also, Lily and Alice somehow managed to eat all the sweets and popcorn, Sirius thought that were carrying a small army inside them.

"I wanna go to a restaurant," whined Alice.

"What?!" asked Remus," you just ate the entire supply of sweets in the entire cinema, how can you possibly be hungry?"

"I agree with Alice," said Lily, "besides half the things that we had ended up in your hair."

Remus automatically touched his hair. 

"Ha!" shouted Alice, "you fell for it!"

"Ho, ho," said Remus sarcastically.

Sirius put his right elbow on Remus's shoulder, "Don't be tight to poor Remmie!"

Lily smirked, "Of course we won't, right Alice?" Lily nudged Alice with her elbow.

"Oh, yeah," she agreed, and then she started to stare at the ceiling.

Lily glared at Alice, "Don't say it."

"Say what?" Alice asked.

"I know what you are planning to tease me about," Lily replied.

"I was not!"

"Was too!"

"Was not!"

"Was not!"

"Was not!"

"Was too!"

"Ha!" Lily said. "You admitted it!" Lily smiled in triumph while Alice decided to have a nice sulk.

"What were you going to say?" Remus asked and then flung his arms over his face in protection because he knew that Lily was going to shout at him.

Alice grinned, "Lily, you always wanted me to tell the truth, so here it goes……" Alice opened her mouth to tell Remus but Lily accidentally pushed Alice to her left, which sent Alice flying onto Sirius's lap, (he sat on the chair that he had been sitting on during the movie a minute ago). Sirius let out a howl of pain.

"Sorry, Sirius!" said Alice.

"It's OK, as long as you get off me!" reminded Sirius.

"Oops, sorry," said Alice jumping off Sirius, (it was a gigantic height for Alice).

Alice glared at Lily, "You're so dead."

***

Fortunately, Sirius and Remus managed to convince Alice not to kill Lily and now they were on their way to a restaurant in a Muggle taxi. It was very cramped in the taxi, (well, it would be with two heavily pregnant women, two fully-grown men and a taxi driver). Also everyone had shut Sirius up because he kept singing songs in the taxi.

"Old Mc~" Sirius began.

"Say it and die," growled Lily.

"Fonald had a farm~" Sirius continued.

Remus glared at Sirius. "What?" Sirius asked, "I didn't say McDonald I said McFonald."

Alice, who was at the front of the taxi, (Lucky bitch, Remus thought,) tightened her fist.

"E I E I U!!!!" Sirius shouted.

"I think you mean E I E I O!" corrected Lily.

"Great," said Remus sarcastically, "now we get to hear the correct McDonald song."

"Aww, Remmie, don't be so sour," Sirius pouted.

 "What gave you the idea that Remus was sour?" said Lily sarcastically, "was the oh-so-hard-to-miss sarcasm or was it the fact that he hates your singing?"

"Remmie hates my singing?" Sirius asked. Is it my imagination, or is Remus staring at Lily as if she was a bomb that was about to explode?

"Guys," began Alice.

"No, Padfoot I don't hate your singing, I just have a headache," retorted Remus.

"Guys!" repeated Alice.

"Aww, you have a headache why didn't you tell me? Let me give a hug." Offered Sirius.

"No, that's quite alright, thank you," assured Remus.

"POTTER! BLACK! LUPIN!" bellowed Alice.

"Do we have a Professor in the taxi, Alice?" teased Sirius.

"This is very serious, I think it's… time." Hesitated Alice.

"You're kidding!" said Lily.

Alice shook her head.

"Err… Mr taxi driver, please could you take us to the hospital, my friend is about to have a baby," said Sirius.

The taxi man rolled his eyes and turned the car around.

The turns seemed a bit sharper and Remus dreaded it when they had to right because everyone moved to the left, which squished him. "Sirius," (who was in the middle) "you're sitting on my hand!"

"We wouldn't be in this situation if Alice hadn't chosen such a convenient time to go into labour," replied Sirius.

"Don't blame me," said Alice.

"Who else is there to blame?" asked Sirius.

"Uh, Lily?"

"How is it my fault?" snapped Lily.

"Because there's nobody else to blame."

***

Sirius, Remus, Lily and Alice got home three hours later; it was a false alarm.

They had an argument about when they should go to bed; Remus and Sirius said that they should go to bed later than the women because they needed to rest to get ready for the birth of their children. The girls said that the boys would wreck Lily and James's house if they went to bed before

After a lot of temper tantrums (mostly made by Lily) they all decided to go to bed at the same time.

***

Sirius woke up by hearing Lily and Alice's screams; the spell had worked. Sirius went back to sleep, with a smile on his face of course. 

***

I know, I know, not as funny as the other chapters, but it's building up to a hilarious chapter, (the next one).

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