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Rescue Remus!
Sirius's second sleep didn't last for long, after about ten minutes Sirius was woken up by Remus's scream. "No! Not that! Anything but that!" Remus shouted.
Sirius immediately flung the covers off him and ran downstairs only wearing a pair of boxers. "I'm coming, Remus!" he shouted, it was Lily and Alice's fault… definitely Lily and Alice's fault.
Sirius found Remus on a chair tied up all on his own. "Help me!" cried Remus.
"Not so fast," came Lily's voice. Sirius turned around and burst out laughing. Lily had grown a gigantic pair of purple wings overnight. "You did this to me!" she screamed. "How could you!"
"I didn't," replied Sirius, "it was Remus."
Remus opened his mouth and then closed it and then opened his mouth and closed it again.
"Will you please stop acting like a goldfish say what you have to say, Remus," came Alice's voice. Alice walked into the kitchen, she had a pair of wings on her back, which were almost identical to Lily's, but the only difference was that Alice had pink wings.
"Sirius," began Remus, "how dare you blame me for your actions."
"It was your fault," Sirius lied.
"My fault?" Remus repeated. "I wasn't even there when you cast that spell."
"Liar."
"Me?" Remus asked, "a lair."
"Yeah, you are a liar," said Sirius.
"Take it back or I'll tell James what really happened to his broom," threatened Remus.
Sirius went a little pale, "You wouldn't really do that? Would you, Moony, old friend?"
"I would." "OK, OK, you win." Remus smiled in triumph. "Now, about untying me…""Do it yourself," quickly retorted Sirius.
"I have a lot more things to blackmail you on, Padfoot." Said Remus in a you-do-what-I-say-right-now-or-no-good-will-happen-to-you way.
"Like what?" Sirius folded his arms.
"You know, at that place when you did that thing with that girl…" Remus went on and on, each word made Sirius more and more red faced. The truth was, however, that Remus didn't have a clue what he was on about but if it meant having this much fun by making Sirius go red when he didn't know anything then there was surely nothing wrong with Remus.
"Do they even realise that we're still here?" whispered Alice to Lily.
"No, how much do you bet that they realise that we're still here in more than an hour," answered Lily.
"Ten galleons." Retorted Alice, "Speaking of bets, do you remember the one that we made in the sixth year?"
"We made a lot of bets that year, Alice," informed Lily.
"I'm talking about the one that we never got to finish," answered Alice.
Lily suddenly realised what Alice was talking about and Lily decided to pretend that she still didn't know. "Didn't we finish all of them?"
"And I thought I had bad memory!" commented Alice. "Don't you remember the bet we made about being mothers?"
"What about being mothers?" Lily prayed that Alice would give up half way through trying to explain what they had a bet about.
Alice hit her head… hard. "Don't you remember when you badgered me about taking it slow with Frank?"
Lily nodded; only a maniac would for get that. (A/N: Or Neville Longbottom.)
"Well personally, I thought you were contradicting yourself after how you let James kiss you so easily." Replied Alice.
"I let James kiss me and then I slapped him… hard. Also I was practically being mean to James compared to what you let Frank do," Lily pointed out.
"But we were dating for months and we didn't kiss for at least two weeks and you kissed when you two had been dating for…two minutes!"
"I think mean seconds, what happened was this: James asked me out for about the millionth time and I said: 'Fine, you win! Happy?' then he kissed and then I slapped him and said it was over between us."
"And then next day he asked you out again and then the cycle continued," said Alice.
There was a long silence between Lily and Alice.
Then to Lily's dismay Alice remembered about the bet. "Hey! Do you remember the bet that we made? You know, the one that whoever became a mother first had to give the other one fifty galleons. Well, guess what? It's still on."
Lily went a little pale, "Does it have to? I don't have fifty galleons!"
"Ask your husband then."
Lily pouted, "Do I have to?"
"Yes!" Alice retorted. She eyed Remus's bag and took something out of it. "Remus!" Remus was still taunting Sirius. "Remus!" Remus hadn't heard her. "REMUS!" she screamed at the top of her lungs.
"What?" Remus shot back.
Alice unwrapped a bar of chocolate and emphasized that she was enjoying it. "Mmm." Remus looked as though he had just been shot.
"That's tight," defended Sirius, "you got him here it hurts the most. You know poor Remmie can't live without a least a bar of chocolate day, that's just cruel!" Sirius's facial expressions changed into a devious smile. "Then again, blackmailing isn't much better. GIVE ME A BAR OF CHOCOLATE, NOW!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Absolutely not!" said Lily. "Personally, if it's anyone who needs to be tied up, it's Sirius!"
"You wouldn't dare," said Sirius trying to hide the fear in his voice."
"Oh, wouldn't we?" Alice asked.
"You're insane!" insulted Sirius.
"Excuse me, insane?" repeated Alice. "Who's the one who took a bath in the Artic?"
"And who's the one who turned the Gryffindor common room into a bedroom?" retorted Sirius.
"Shut up, Sirius," replied Alice.
Meanwhile, Remus was trying desperately to get himself untied with on hand seeing as Sirius had sat on the other and nearly broken it, (he was heavier than he looked). There! He did it! But now the real challenge was to get out of the house alive. Remus didn't know if getting out alive was worth leaving delicious, gorgeous, brown, milky, mouth watering chocolate in Lily's house.
But after much debating (and mental slaps) Remus decided that he would have to leave the irresistible Belgium chocolates behind. Remus slowly stood up and turned the doorknob as quiet as a weremouse (a cross between a werewolf and a mouse) only Remus wasn't quiet enough because: "He's getting away!" screamed Alice.
Sirius pounced on Remus.
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