Disclaimer: Look in the previous chapter cause I'm too lazy to put it here again.

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Chapter 2: Off to the Castle We Go

Later Shrek, Donkey, and Harry walked through a corn field. Shrek was talking about onions while Harry and Donkey were singing "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves!"
After Shrek finished his onion speech, he noticed the singing. He tried to tune it out, but failed horribly.
"Stop SINGING!" he ordered.
Harry looked at him funny.
"Alright, Professor Snape, Jr.!"
"I don't know who Professor Snape, Jr. is but I do know you're getting on my nerves. I'm an ogre, and I can use your eyeballs as olives. You're supposed to be scared of me!" Shrek said, rather proudly. Donkey eyed him.
"You look so marshmellowy to me, though," he said, sniffing like he was going to cry.
"Aw, don't cry, Donkey. It's just Shrek, he won't hurt you," Harry comforted.
"No, I'm not crying cause of that. Don't you smell that? You should tell someone before you let one out like that, Shrek!" Donkey scolded.
"That ain't me," Shrek said, sounding suspiciously southern, "It's this funky colored rock here."
"No rock can smell like that. They have that chalky smell," Harry said.
"Whatever," Shrek said, realizing he was wrong and Harry was right.
"Look! It's a big castle thing!" Donkey said excitedly.
"Must be where the Princess lives. She sure doesn't slack on the danger," Shrek said, "At least I'm so kind I won't accidently push either of you into the lava," he finished, winking.
Harry gasped, "You wouldn't dare!"
"Oh, come on. You know I'm not very good at violence," Shrek said defensively.
"Ahem, I don't know if we should try this bridge," Donkey said, frightened.
"Aw, you aren't scared are you?" Shrek asked.
"Just a little uncomfy crossing an old bridge over a bunch of lava!" Donkey said, even more frightened.
"I'll fix it!" Harry hollered. He shouted an unrecognizable word, that sounded more like gibberish, and the bridge turned from wood to string.
"Oh, thanks, Harry," Donkey said, rolling his eyes, "That makes me feel SO much better!"
"I try," Harry said happily.
"Okay, I'm not crossing that thing either. Try again, Potter boy!" Shrek ordered.
Harry yelled another unrecognizable word, and the bridge turned to metal.
"That works!" Donkey said, and skipped across. Harry and Shrek followed.
Once inside, Donkey and Harry regarded the armor of previous knights. They were both fearing for their life.
"DRAGON!" Harry screamed when a rat ran across a piece of armor, "Oh, no, rat. I knew that."
Shrek put on some armor.
"You two find some steps, and I'll find the dragon," he said. Donkey and Harry nodded, happy to oblige. They set off to find the steps.
They walked in a dark room. There was a crack in the wall at the end of the room. Donkey and Harry went up to investigate.
What they saw scarred them for the rest of their lives.
Two dragons were cuddled up with each other, puffing smoke at each other. Donkey couldn't help himself.
"DRAGON! NOT ONE! TWO! TWO DRAGONS! THERE'S TWO, HARRY! RUN, HARRY! AHHH!" they both ran off as fast as they could, and the dragons, too busy cuddling, just looked at them funny and returned to their activities.
The two ran right into Shrek, which knocked them all on a loose board. Suddenly, a spurt of lava shot up and caused the board to carry all three into the tallest tower.
"That was easy!" Shrek said when they were safely inside.
On the bed next to a window, a shadowy figure lay with some withered flowers, waiting on them.

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That's all I feel like writing for now!