Trilogy The madness continues... ____________________________________________________

::sigh:: I still don't believe I'm writin' this. It's STILL disturbing. And just plain wrong. Shan-chan, you moronic bitch, HOW could you make me write this?! Why do I have to be Shan-chan's victim? WHY?! I'm deletin' this in two days. I just can't take the humanity! You people should just take a look at the stupid list she gave me as guidelines! (They're funny, but pointless)! Anyway, on with the insanity...

Chapter 2: Pop! Goes the Sly Fox!



"Give me the Shikon Shards!" Shippou bellowed, lowly, spotting 3 tough men, who were obviously possesed. (Don't question me about how this happened. In fact, don't ask me ANY questions. I'm still trying to figure out why I'm friends with a 17-year- old hentai. I'm not in the mood). The 3 men laughed at the kitsune, the fact of him being in his 'bubble-ish' form. "What the heck are you s'posed to be?" one said. "Bubble gum?" A man holding a sword shouted, "Let's chew him up, and spit him out!" Another guy hiccuped. "Nah, he's too big. Let's pop him!"

"This isn't fair!" Shippou yelled, floating slowly, as the men chased after him. Course, they weren't exactly on his heels...more like, falling over each other, laughing hysterically, for no damn reason. (Okay, forget the 'possessed thing'. They had to be on crack...)

Poor Shippou...I don't see why he couldn't just change his form, like he always does. (Oh, well...I have to stick to Shan-chan's guidelines anyway...) Shippou gets popped. I guess he ran into a tree with a branch ejecting from it. It could happen right? My only question is, Shan- chan...what happens to Shippou, if he gets popped by a random tree? Wouldn't he like, die, or something? What would exactly happen if, someone let all the air outta him? Wouldn't THAT be tragic? NO MORE SHIPPOU-CHAN!



Meanwhile...



"Hey, Kazuya! We got another loose monkey!" a worker from the local 'Physco Monkey' zoo, called. "Come pick him up, before he gets away!" he struggled to keep our dear friend, Naraku, on the ground.

"Got 'em!" Kazuya yelled. "Let's take this monkey to the zoo!" Naraku squealed, from inside his cage. "I'll have you know, I'm a baboon, you incompetent jerk!" he rattled the bars, making realistic baboon-ish noises. "Call my mother! Call my lawyer! Call Rafiki! POWER TO THE BABOON! WE ARE ONE!"

Obviously, he wasn't heard, on a count of 5 minutes later, he was in a cage, with a cardboard sign attached to it, in big black mispelled words: Do knot fead the babboon!

Course, it wasn't SO bad, despite the fact of a 34- year- old Insane Isylum fugitive, came around saying, "I like your head" 9 times....















Well...I GUESS the story is progressing....right? Tune in for Chapter 3! And look out form my Gravitation Challenge: K Goes to Kindergarten!

Ja ne!