Trilogy
by: Crystal Princess Ranma (Call me Krys-chan, okay?!)
Yeah, Chapter 3...More insanity for ya...Kagura's goin' on a Shoppin' Spree, ect...Um, Shan-chan, I kinda lost the "list", and I'm STILL looking for it, so I'll have to write this, by memory...but, enjoy! I'm kinda scared to ask, but, are there ANYMORE screwed, twisted, and just plain fucked up stories, that you're gonna force me to write? (She'll probably be up all night, coming up with stupid/hillarious stories..."Ooh, ooh! I know! Jaken and Shippou go cliff diving...NAKED!") Oh My God, I just gave her an idea! Excuse me, I'm gonna go stone myself now... __________________________________________________________________
"Um let's see, now...uh, I'll get Spongebob briefs, for Naraku..." Kagura growled, gripping the shopping cart, labeled 'Walmart'. "Damn him...why did it have to be a monkey, who holds my heart? A MONKEY!" she yelled, throwing her hands up in disgust, drawing attention. She quickly noticed this, and skidded away, blushing furiously. "Just once.." Kagura said. "just once would I like to give him some of my Fuujin No Mai. Just once!" She walked on, and sighed. "All this stuff, just for that monkey. I have needs and wants too!"
10 mintues later, Kagura was being pampered in a nail shop, that smelled of crylic, and a bunch of Chinese people arguing about who was better-- Yin, or Yang. "This is the life." she said, yawning. "Who says I'm Naraku's keeper?"
"I can't sleep." Kohaku spouted warm air upwards, that moved his jet- black bangs. He sat up from his tatami mat, and stretched. "I think I'll take a walk..." he stepped out on the cold sidewalk, bare-footed. He shivered, but kept walking. It was pitch black outside, so he couldn't see anything. Hell, there could have been a youkai or hanyou staring at him, and he wouldn't have noticed. At least he was a Youkai Tijiya, like his big sister, Sango. Course, he had no protection, in case that did ever happen, which was pretty likely, so, it kinda evened out.
This scared him, the fact of a youkai, killing him, so he jogged, then the jogging turned into running. Unfortunetly, he was so busy, signaling out for youkai, and hanyou, he didn't see the rock in front of him, and tripped over it, falling at the feet of a drunkard. (You know, a hobo). Kohaku scrambled to his feet, spitting out "Sorries" and "I didn't see you"s. The hobo laughed, Courvosier on his breath.
"Don't worry, I'm fine."
Kohaku, who had his face toward the ground, looked to the man. He sputtered, blushing. "Y-your a h-hobo, aren't you?" he asked. The homeless man eyed the 11-year-old. "So you noticed?" the suspicious look, turned into laughter, once again. "Why do you ask?" "Um..." Kohaku twiddled his fingers. "well, I always wanted to..." he stopped, and gave out a nervous sigh. "This may be kind of weird, but I always wanted to...molest a hobo...ever since I was 6. I'd be my first time... Uh...you wouldn't like to volunteer... would you?" (I'm in my happy place, I'm in my happy place, I'm in my happy place...) The man stared at him for a second. Then smiled. "Sure!" he bellowed. "I've always wanted to molest a kid! Ever since I was about your age!"
*Due to the many children that visit this site, I refuse to go ANY farther. Besides, they'd ban me from this site, if I did progress to the 'good stuff', anyway. I don't specialize in this area! Why have I reduced myself to sink down to HER level?! Before I met Shan-chan, I was a PURE child! Happy and free! But now...WHY?! I'm gonna have ANOTHER inappriopiate dream, about this kinda of freakish stuff. I mean, I can understand Kohaku and Souta, but a HOBO?!*
Yeah, okay...um, that was...interesting. I think I'm gonna cry. I have very little sanity left in me, thanks to a certain HENTAI! But that's a different story. She's gotten through to one of my best friends! Now, she's all Yuri on me...and I think Shan-chan's after me, too...
Shan-chan: Hey, Krys-chan...It's Playtime...
WHY?!
by: Crystal Princess Ranma (Call me Krys-chan, okay?!)
Yeah, Chapter 3...More insanity for ya...Kagura's goin' on a Shoppin' Spree, ect...Um, Shan-chan, I kinda lost the "list", and I'm STILL looking for it, so I'll have to write this, by memory...but, enjoy! I'm kinda scared to ask, but, are there ANYMORE screwed, twisted, and just plain fucked up stories, that you're gonna force me to write? (She'll probably be up all night, coming up with stupid/hillarious stories..."Ooh, ooh! I know! Jaken and Shippou go cliff diving...NAKED!") Oh My God, I just gave her an idea! Excuse me, I'm gonna go stone myself now... __________________________________________________________________
"Um let's see, now...uh, I'll get Spongebob briefs, for Naraku..." Kagura growled, gripping the shopping cart, labeled 'Walmart'. "Damn him...why did it have to be a monkey, who holds my heart? A MONKEY!" she yelled, throwing her hands up in disgust, drawing attention. She quickly noticed this, and skidded away, blushing furiously. "Just once.." Kagura said. "just once would I like to give him some of my Fuujin No Mai. Just once!" She walked on, and sighed. "All this stuff, just for that monkey. I have needs and wants too!"
10 mintues later, Kagura was being pampered in a nail shop, that smelled of crylic, and a bunch of Chinese people arguing about who was better-- Yin, or Yang. "This is the life." she said, yawning. "Who says I'm Naraku's keeper?"
"I can't sleep." Kohaku spouted warm air upwards, that moved his jet- black bangs. He sat up from his tatami mat, and stretched. "I think I'll take a walk..." he stepped out on the cold sidewalk, bare-footed. He shivered, but kept walking. It was pitch black outside, so he couldn't see anything. Hell, there could have been a youkai or hanyou staring at him, and he wouldn't have noticed. At least he was a Youkai Tijiya, like his big sister, Sango. Course, he had no protection, in case that did ever happen, which was pretty likely, so, it kinda evened out.
This scared him, the fact of a youkai, killing him, so he jogged, then the jogging turned into running. Unfortunetly, he was so busy, signaling out for youkai, and hanyou, he didn't see the rock in front of him, and tripped over it, falling at the feet of a drunkard. (You know, a hobo). Kohaku scrambled to his feet, spitting out "Sorries" and "I didn't see you"s. The hobo laughed, Courvosier on his breath.
"Don't worry, I'm fine."
Kohaku, who had his face toward the ground, looked to the man. He sputtered, blushing. "Y-your a h-hobo, aren't you?" he asked. The homeless man eyed the 11-year-old. "So you noticed?" the suspicious look, turned into laughter, once again. "Why do you ask?" "Um..." Kohaku twiddled his fingers. "well, I always wanted to..." he stopped, and gave out a nervous sigh. "This may be kind of weird, but I always wanted to...molest a hobo...ever since I was 6. I'd be my first time... Uh...you wouldn't like to volunteer... would you?" (I'm in my happy place, I'm in my happy place, I'm in my happy place...) The man stared at him for a second. Then smiled. "Sure!" he bellowed. "I've always wanted to molest a kid! Ever since I was about your age!"
*Due to the many children that visit this site, I refuse to go ANY farther. Besides, they'd ban me from this site, if I did progress to the 'good stuff', anyway. I don't specialize in this area! Why have I reduced myself to sink down to HER level?! Before I met Shan-chan, I was a PURE child! Happy and free! But now...WHY?! I'm gonna have ANOTHER inappriopiate dream, about this kinda of freakish stuff. I mean, I can understand Kohaku and Souta, but a HOBO?!*
Yeah, okay...um, that was...interesting. I think I'm gonna cry. I have very little sanity left in me, thanks to a certain HENTAI! But that's a different story. She's gotten through to one of my best friends! Now, she's all Yuri on me...and I think Shan-chan's after me, too...
Shan-chan: Hey, Krys-chan...It's Playtime...
WHY?!
