Sorry updates are coming out so slowly, I just forget all about updating!
Plus, I only write when I think I can write something interesting.
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Chapter 4: Sweet, Annoying Love
As the group made their way towards Dulac, Donkey and Harry began to become increasingly aware of the romantic activity between Shrek and Fiona. First of all, on the first night Fiona and Shrek holed themselves up in a cave together and refused to let Harry, who was terrified of the dark, inside with them.
Also, their trip back was taking much longer than expected because every so often Shrek and Fiona would go off looking for a "river" to drink from and wouldn't return for over an hour.
Finally, after one of Shrek and Fiona's trips, Donkey decided to put a stop to it.
"SHREK! FIONA! Next time you go looking for rivers, can me and Harry come?"
"Uhm.." Fiona said, glancing from Shrek to Donkey to Harry to Shrek again.
"Sure," Shrek said.
Donkey's plan worked. Shrek and Fiona went on no more trips. By the end of that day, they had reached a hill from which they could see Dulac.
"So.. that's it?" Fiona asked unhappily.
"Yes," Shrek said, "But.. maybe we should stop here for now?"
"WHY?!" Donkey and Harry asked angrily. They both wanted to be away from the two lovebirds.
"Because.. Harry's afraid of the dark! I don't want to have to make him walk the rest of the way to Dulac in the dark!" Shrek exclaimed.
"You didn't care before," Harry pointed out, though he was beginning to like Shrek's idea.
"Please! Let's just stay here until morning!" Fiona begged, abandoning any tactics of lying.
"Hmm.." Harry and Donkey looked at each other, considering.
"Okay!" Donkey said.
So the four made camp. Fiona and Shrek got the cabin, of course, and Donkey and Harry slept by the fire.
"Why do they always get the luxurious stuff?" Donkey asked Harry.
"Because they're big bullies!" Harry replied unhappily.
The next morning Fiona and Shrek took as long as possible leading Donkey and Harry to Dulac. When they arrived, Farquad and his knights met them at the entrance to the city.
"Princess Fiona, would you be the perfect bride, for the perfect groom?" Lord Farquad asked after being lifted off his horse. Fiona looked down at him disdainfully. Shrek held his breath, about to run away before Fiona answered.
"No," Fiona said finally. Lord Farquad's jaw fell.
"Why not?" he asked angrily.
"Because.. I am in love with Shrek. Not you!" she announced, and ran to Shrek.
"Kill them!" Farquad ordered.
"Wait a minute now! That's a bit cruel. Harry and me have had to go through ALL these days of they're constant love stuff, and you are NOT going to put that all to waste by killing them!" Donkey yelled.
"What he said!" Harry exclaimed.
"Don't listen to them!" Farquad ordered. His guard ran towards Shrek and Fiona. Harry climbed on top of Donkey.
"Get 'em, Donkey!"
Donkey charged at the group of guards. They all scattered. Shrek picked Fiona up and ran after Donkey and Harry. They ran and ran and didn't stop until they'd reached the swamp. By the time they got there, only one guard had kept up with them.
Fiona hopped off Shrek's back and charged towards the guard, beating her chest with her hands. She made a monkey noise. While the guard was distracted by Fiona, Shrek rammed into him from the side.
"Take that!" he yelled.
Donkey began to stomp and the fallen guard.
"And that! And that! And that.. and that!"
"You can stop now," Shrek yelled.
"Onkey donkey," Donkey said.
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The next day Shrek brought a priest from Dulac to marry him and Fiona. Donkey and Harry were the only guests.
As the wedding reached its end, Harry elbowed Donkey.
"I don't want them to get married," he whispered.
"Why?" Donkey asked.
"Because.. I.. I'm in love with Fiona," Harry said so softly he could barely be heard.
"WHAT?!" Donkey yelled, "Another lovebird, just what I need!"
"Shhh!" Shrek ordered from the front of the room.
"Speak now or forever hold your peace," the priest said.
"Say something," Donkey told Harry.
"Um, um.."
"Hurry!"
"I OBJECT!"
"WHAT?!" Shrek yelled.
"Fiona! I think I'm in love with you! You can still marry Shrek, but..." Harry said.
"Harry!" Shrek said.
"Really?" Fiona asked.
"Yes! I'm sorry, Shrek," Harry said.
In the end, Fiona and Shrek both agreed not to marry. They decided they'd be close friends, so Harry wouldn't cry.
Afterwards, they threw a huge party with all the fairy tale creatures there.
As far as I know, Shrek, Harry, Donkey, and Fiona lived happily ever after in their swamp for a while. Though, one night, a mysterious girl named Hermione came and kidnapped Harry, taking him back to his own story, since there had been huge riots over his disappearance.
Shrek, Fiona, and Donkey are still marching all over the land, searching for Harry.
Hey, not all fairy tales end in happily ever after!
THE END!
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I actually think the first part of this story was better than the last, but I tried. Sorry if I disappointed you. :( THANKS TO ANYBODY THAT REVIEWED/WILL REVIEW! Thanks to the creator of Shrek, for without him/her this story would not exist. That is all.
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Chapter 4: Sweet, Annoying Love
As the group made their way towards Dulac, Donkey and Harry began to become increasingly aware of the romantic activity between Shrek and Fiona. First of all, on the first night Fiona and Shrek holed themselves up in a cave together and refused to let Harry, who was terrified of the dark, inside with them.
Also, their trip back was taking much longer than expected because every so often Shrek and Fiona would go off looking for a "river" to drink from and wouldn't return for over an hour.
Finally, after one of Shrek and Fiona's trips, Donkey decided to put a stop to it.
"SHREK! FIONA! Next time you go looking for rivers, can me and Harry come?"
"Uhm.." Fiona said, glancing from Shrek to Donkey to Harry to Shrek again.
"Sure," Shrek said.
Donkey's plan worked. Shrek and Fiona went on no more trips. By the end of that day, they had reached a hill from which they could see Dulac.
"So.. that's it?" Fiona asked unhappily.
"Yes," Shrek said, "But.. maybe we should stop here for now?"
"WHY?!" Donkey and Harry asked angrily. They both wanted to be away from the two lovebirds.
"Because.. Harry's afraid of the dark! I don't want to have to make him walk the rest of the way to Dulac in the dark!" Shrek exclaimed.
"You didn't care before," Harry pointed out, though he was beginning to like Shrek's idea.
"Please! Let's just stay here until morning!" Fiona begged, abandoning any tactics of lying.
"Hmm.." Harry and Donkey looked at each other, considering.
"Okay!" Donkey said.
So the four made camp. Fiona and Shrek got the cabin, of course, and Donkey and Harry slept by the fire.
"Why do they always get the luxurious stuff?" Donkey asked Harry.
"Because they're big bullies!" Harry replied unhappily.
The next morning Fiona and Shrek took as long as possible leading Donkey and Harry to Dulac. When they arrived, Farquad and his knights met them at the entrance to the city.
"Princess Fiona, would you be the perfect bride, for the perfect groom?" Lord Farquad asked after being lifted off his horse. Fiona looked down at him disdainfully. Shrek held his breath, about to run away before Fiona answered.
"No," Fiona said finally. Lord Farquad's jaw fell.
"Why not?" he asked angrily.
"Because.. I am in love with Shrek. Not you!" she announced, and ran to Shrek.
"Kill them!" Farquad ordered.
"Wait a minute now! That's a bit cruel. Harry and me have had to go through ALL these days of they're constant love stuff, and you are NOT going to put that all to waste by killing them!" Donkey yelled.
"What he said!" Harry exclaimed.
"Don't listen to them!" Farquad ordered. His guard ran towards Shrek and Fiona. Harry climbed on top of Donkey.
"Get 'em, Donkey!"
Donkey charged at the group of guards. They all scattered. Shrek picked Fiona up and ran after Donkey and Harry. They ran and ran and didn't stop until they'd reached the swamp. By the time they got there, only one guard had kept up with them.
Fiona hopped off Shrek's back and charged towards the guard, beating her chest with her hands. She made a monkey noise. While the guard was distracted by Fiona, Shrek rammed into him from the side.
"Take that!" he yelled.
Donkey began to stomp and the fallen guard.
"And that! And that! And that.. and that!"
"You can stop now," Shrek yelled.
"Onkey donkey," Donkey said.
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The next day Shrek brought a priest from Dulac to marry him and Fiona. Donkey and Harry were the only guests.
As the wedding reached its end, Harry elbowed Donkey.
"I don't want them to get married," he whispered.
"Why?" Donkey asked.
"Because.. I.. I'm in love with Fiona," Harry said so softly he could barely be heard.
"WHAT?!" Donkey yelled, "Another lovebird, just what I need!"
"Shhh!" Shrek ordered from the front of the room.
"Speak now or forever hold your peace," the priest said.
"Say something," Donkey told Harry.
"Um, um.."
"Hurry!"
"I OBJECT!"
"WHAT?!" Shrek yelled.
"Fiona! I think I'm in love with you! You can still marry Shrek, but..." Harry said.
"Harry!" Shrek said.
"Really?" Fiona asked.
"Yes! I'm sorry, Shrek," Harry said.
In the end, Fiona and Shrek both agreed not to marry. They decided they'd be close friends, so Harry wouldn't cry.
Afterwards, they threw a huge party with all the fairy tale creatures there.
As far as I know, Shrek, Harry, Donkey, and Fiona lived happily ever after in their swamp for a while. Though, one night, a mysterious girl named Hermione came and kidnapped Harry, taking him back to his own story, since there had been huge riots over his disappearance.
Shrek, Fiona, and Donkey are still marching all over the land, searching for Harry.
Hey, not all fairy tales end in happily ever after!
THE END!
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I actually think the first part of this story was better than the last, but I tried. Sorry if I disappointed you. :( THANKS TO ANYBODY THAT REVIEWED/WILL REVIEW! Thanks to the creator of Shrek, for without him/her this story would not exist. That is all.
