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Lady Sir
Once upon a time, far away from anyone could ever imagine, a man named Sirius Black was plotting. What? You may ask. He was plotting insane tasks. Well… OK, they weren't insane; they were just a little odd.
He cackled an evil cackle, well… it wasn't really evil, it was just bit scary but that's not the point. "And I'll do this and this," he said excitedly like a schoolgirl who had gotten her first crush.
Why was he plotting? The answer was simple: a wife of a friend had a friend who desperately needed his help. Her Mother-in-law was driving her crazy so she asked for his expertise help. So Sirius had now written a huge list full of pranks and how to do them.
He had to have a practice test for one of the pranks but he needed some help. His help was currently sitting on the sofa in the living room hold a cup of tea. Sirius walked very quietly and went in for the kill…
"Remmie!" screeched Sirius giving him a massive hug. "EEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" Sirius screamed he hadn't taken into account that Remus was still holding his cup of tea and because of the force of his hug Remus had accidentally spilt his tea on him.
"Oh my God, I'm so sorry Sirius!" Remus apologised.
"My poor chest!" Sirius whined.
"My poor tea! I was looking forward to drinking that!" Remus whined.
"Hey!" Sirius knocked him on the head.
"I was only kidding!" protested Remus. "Why on Earth did you need to hug me anyway?"
"I felt like I, besides I need to talk to you," Sirius sort of explained.
"What about, Sirius?" Remus asked.
"I need help!"
"Help with what?" Remus questioned as he put his now empty cup in the wooden table.
"A mission," Sirius replied.
"Sirius, you didn't apply for the Muggle army again, did you?" Remus asked sounding very alarmed.
"Of course not," Sirius replied, "do you think I'm stupid?"
"As the matter of fact, yes," Remus answered.
Sirius pretended to cry, "My own e—"
"Don't you dare say what I think you're about to say," Remus growled.
"I wasn't going to!" Sirius pretended to act innocent but that was very hard for him because he hadn't even been innocent when he was born.
"Then what were you going to say then?" Remus asked.
"My own ex—"
"See! You were going to say it!" said Remus in triumph.
"—Extraordinary best friend doesn't think I'm smart!"
"Oh," Remus blushed, "you did know what I meant, right?"
Yes, I did," Sirius replied, "we are OK now aren't we?"
"Y-yes, of course," Remus replied.
"Let's not dwell on the past, eh," Sirius said happily.
Remus smiled and said: "So what is this mission of yours?"
"I had a feeling you'd ask that," said Sirius. Then someone screamed and Sirius grinned.
"Who have you killed, Padfoot?" Remus asked impatiently.
"No one," Sirius replied.
"Suuuure you haven't," Remus said sarcastically.
"All I did was scare Mrs Longbottom," Sirius replied innocently.
"And suppose you think that's all right?" Remus asked.
Alice came in the room screaming, "Who. Did. This!!!"
"Did what? I don't see anything," Remus asked.
Alice turned around so her back was facing Remus and Sirius. Sirius burst out laughing; Alice had grown a fuzzy pink long tail.
Remus tried to stifle his laughs, "It's not that bad, I'm sure we'll be able to remove it."
"Yeah," Sirius gasped for breath in between his laughs. "At least it matches your wings."
"You think that's funny?" Alice asked.
Sirius nodded but he couldn't keep a straight face for long and he burst out laughing again.
"So you'll think it's funny if I turn you into a purple fuzzy rabbit," Alice said.
Sirius didn't stop laughing, "You couldn't catch me."
"No," answered Alice. "But Remus can."
"He wouldn't, he couldn't, could you Moony?" Sirius asked he stopped laughing.
"I could catch you hopping on one leg," Remus answered cockily.
"Wanna bet?" Sirius smirked.
"OK, ready, set, go!" Sirius ran off and wasn't seen again for a very long time. "That's sorts out Sirius for a while."
Alice smiled, "So are you going to help me get rid of my Mother or what?"
"I will once you get rid of that fake tail," Remus folded his arms.
"Fine. Li at fod irt eg." Alice's tail started shrinking and it eventually disappeared.
"Sirius said something about a mission, what is it?" Remus liked to go straight into business.
"Right," Alice began. Remus swore he could hear army music. "Your mission, Remus Lupin. If you chose to except it or not is this: make sure that my Mother is having the worst time of her life and leave the rest to Sirius."
"Err… ma'am," Remus started.
"It's lady sir to you," snarled Alice.
"OK… lady sir, what will you and Lily be doing?"
"That is none of your business," Alice snarled. Alice then waddled off and left Remus all alone.
Knock! Knock! Somebody was knocking at the door. Remus went into the kitchen and opened the door.
Remus gasped…
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