SSK: Konnichiwa minna-san!!!! S_C: Yeah it's us again!!! SSK: Poor things...aw don't worry you'll be rid of us... SSK&S_C: NEVER!!!!! SSK: Anyway, welcome to the next chapter of Bishounen Kidnapping Con Artists, written by your truly, SilverShadowKitten!!! *Knock Knock* S_C: Hey!! A visitor!!! YAY!!! SSK: ...*sweatdrop* S_C, just get the friggen door. I have to type now. S_C: Fine. I see how you are. I'm just your servant!!! SSK: Every authoress needs one. ^_~ S_C: *opens door* Mob of Angry Anime Girls: *Rioting outside our little typing room* S_C: GAH!!!!!! *Slams door shut* SSK: What is it? S_C: *Trembling in fear* T-they-they found us... SSK: Hurry!! Block the door!!!! SSK&S_C: *Putting chairs, tables, statues, pianos, houses,&cows in front of the door* Cow(s): Mooooooo... S_C: Huh? Houses? Cows?! How are we fitting these things in here? SSK: Just use your imagination Stephy. S_C: Whatever. Anyway, I'll finish up here. You start writting the dam chapter already!! SSK: Well, I would, had we not used the computer to block the door... S_C: O_o*Stares at large pile of things in disbelief*o_O Why me...?-_-; SSK: Aw its ok, we'll just use the back-up one. S_C: Yay we're saved!!! SSK: But where'd I put it...?! S_C: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! SSK: Wait I know I know I have it here somewhere...*Rummages in her "imagination". GOT IT!! S_C: Good. Now just don't lose it. Kami... SSK: *sits on the floor with computer* Ok now I'm typing. You make sure those girls don't get in here. I have to tell everyone how you stupidly left the thing behind. S_C: Hey it wasn't my fault!!! Vash was beginning to wake up!!! SSK: Whatever. Just let me type!! S_C: Oh, and did you send Tasuki to Rosaleane? SSK: *growls* I would if you'd let me type first. S_C: *shrinks back in fear* O-ok... M.A.A.G.: *Bang on door* S_C: Yipes!! SSK: *sweatdrop* well, anyway, here's chapter 2!!! Disclaimer: SSK:WE NO OWN, YOU NO SUE, YOU NO TAKE MONEY, TOO BAD FOR YOU!!! S_C: O_o'Where'd you get that? SSK: I made it up last night. ^_~ S_C: -.-" _____________________________________________________________________

*S_C's POV*

I'd already caught Kurama and Hiei and Kami was it hard not to do anything to-I mean, with, well you get the idea-them.

SSK: S_C, you little Hentei! ^_~ S_C: Well you the one writting the chapter not me!! SSK: ... S_C: Oh just go write the chapter!! SSK: Fine!! *Sticks tongue out angrily at S_C*

Anyway, yes it was hard to maintain control. But it wasn't the time for that. I had to capture all the Bishounen before morning. Looking at the list of Bishi's again, I decided to go after Sanosuke next. Yes the almost- Anarchy, brown-haired rooster head. He's sweet, loyal, strong, funny, a bit of a dummy, but that's ok. And of course he's one of the sexiest Bishi's out there. *Drool*

SSK: Calm down. S_C: Aww...your no fun...

But as I was saying, I went after him next. I went back 11 years into the Meiji era, and I could've sworn I saw SSK knocking Kenshin out with a gas bomb and dragging him away, but I maintained my focus. From previous knowledge, I already knew of four places he could be: the Akebeko, Kaoru's dojo, the Clinic, or the gambling hall. I decided to hit the Akebeko first. 'Bingo' I thought happily as my eyes immedietly spotted the tall fighter. I sat down, intent on following him until he was alone. But that didn't happen. Everytime he seemed to be alone, I would sneak up only to have to hide at my table again, becuase one of his friends would pop up. 'This is gunna be harder than I thought' I thought. 'Kami it's like he knows everyone in town!!' I thought frustratedly. Finally, in a drunken stupor, he stood and shook off his friends, and after and exasperated look from Tae, he was out the door. I followed. Looking at my map, I found a route that could get me past him and back around again. I went down the allyway and doubled-back, turning on to the main road, which he was walking towards me on. 'SCORE!' I thought, and I dropped a gas bomb right in front of him.It went off and When he was asleep, I picked him up with difficulty, the big Rooster, and I put him in the time machine, and we went to the present and I loaded him in the van.

*SSK's POV*

After getting Vash and Kenshin I looked at my list of targets. After crossing out the names of the two unconscious bishii's, I scanned the list for the next red-letter target. 'Ah...' I grinned evilly. Nicholas D. Wolfwood. Good priest, bad boy. Pulling out my capsulized Time Machine(Thank u Bulma!), I pressed the appropriate buttons and with a VOOM!!, I headed back to Vash's time. And there he was, walking down the street with his signature crucifix/machine gun, the Punisher. I smiled and winked as I passed by. His interest piqued, he did an about-face and followed me. I looked over my shoulder at him, my smile a bit wider. The grin on his face said everything: he thought he was gunna score. Intent on my goal, I swished my hips a bit more and turned into a small alley. He followed, and when he walked past my hiding spot in the shadows, I jumped out from behind him. "You naughty, naughty boy." I said. "Chasing after young innocent girls. You just wait untill Mylli finds out..." He paled. Using his hesitation to my advantage, I tossed a gas bomb out in front of him. After he was asleep, I picked him up over my shoulder and carried him back to the van where Vash and Kenshin were *ahem* waiting. Tossing him into the back, I used the Time Travel attachment and headed back to the present/future/past, my time, whatever. I caught up with S_C and then deposited our new bishi's at headquarters. Groans came from the back of the van and we realized that one of the guys was waking up. "Oh no! We have to do something!" I whispered. "I'll handle it." S_C said resolutely. She hopped out of her side and opened the back door. I heard a few dull smacks and she came back up front. "Who was it?" I asked when she opened the passenger side door. "Vash." she answered. She got back in and buckled up, and as we sped away, we didn't realize the tiny business card she had dropped before she climbed back in:

Bishounen Kidnapping Con Artists 1567 Rondale Rd Middle Park VA (679)-854-3875

S_C: What'd u stop so early for?! SSK: We need 2 send our little present 2 Roseleane. DUH! S_C: O yeah I 4got. *Cue cheesy "The Price is Right" theme* SSK: Ahem!! Ladies and Gentlemen!! Would Roseleane please come on dooooooowwwwwwwwwnnnnn!!!!!! *crickets* SSK: Huh?! Where is she?! She's supposed to be here to pick up Tasuki!! *seething* S_C...!! S_C: Y-yes?! _ SSK: Did you forget to send Roseleane her information and plane tickets?! S_C: *oro face* Well, forgot is such a strong word... SSK: *angry Kaoru face^_* I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FORGOT TO SEND HER THE STUFF!!!!! S_C: *also Angry Kaoru face* WELL WHY DIDN'T YOU SEND IT?! SSK: BECAUSE IT WAS YOUR JOB!!!!!! Bag holding Tasuki: *wriggles* *sweatdrop* SSK: Well, we could always mail him to her... S_C: Yeah. We should do that. She'll get angry if she doesn't get what she asked for. SSK: Yeah we're like the Santa Clause's of Fan Girls all over the world!!! S_C: YAY!!! SSK: *Holding duct tape and a cardboard box* Well, let's get wrapping S_C: *holding up a lil red bow and jumping like an excited puppy* Can I put the ribbon on? Can I, can I?! SSK: *Sweatdrop* Yes S_C. You can put the ribbon on S_C: YAY!!!! SSK: *shakes head* come on let's just wrap him up already... Bag holding Tasuki: GAAHH!!!!!! *Tries to wriggle away* SSK: *Tackles the bag* I don't think so!! Hurry S_C, get him in the box! S_C: Got it!! SSK/S_C: *wrap box all perty w/ the ribbon* SSK: MAILMAN!!! Maiolman: Yeah? SSK: Mail this to Roseleane, pronto!! Mailman: You got it! SSK: Well, folks, girlies & chikas in particular, you want a Bishi? Review and you'll get one!!! Well, ciao!