Let's play the SHAKE THE DEAD POSSUM GAME!

Auron looked at the dead possum Sephiroth held in his hand.
"What the hell is that?" He asked?
"A dead possum." Sephiroth replied. "You take the possum by the tail, and you shake it. Depending on what part of the body falls off, you get points,!"
"Um, ok." Auron said, pushing his glasses back up his nose."
Sephiroth handed Auron the possum.
"Oh, it smells, where did you find this?" Auron asked, plugging his nose.
"On the Mi'hein highway." Sephiroth said. "I think it was run over by a Chocobo. Oh, and depending on how bad the possum smells, you also get points, and since I found it, I get 30 points."
"Ok, I get it now." Auron said. "Ok, let's get this over with."
Auron shook the dead possun for a while, but it just bled on him."
"That's only 5 points." Sephiroth said. "Ok, it's my turn now."
Auron handed Sephiroth the possum, and then he shook it. This time, a foot fell off.
"That's 5 points for me." Sephiroth said. "Your turn."
Auron shook the possum, but he shook it so hard, the entire possum fell off, and he only held the tail in his hand.
"Uh-oh, was that bad?" He asked
"NO!" Sephiroth said. "You just earned yourself a hundred points! Way to go Auron, you rock!"
Auron blushed, and then turned around to see Tidus and Cloud (Who were now lesbian lovers) walk up to them, also holding a dead possum.
"We were watching you Auron." Cloud said. "Can you teach us how to play?"
"Sure." Auron said. "You take the possum by the tail, and you shake it. Depending on what part of the body falls off, you get points, see? Oh, by the way, your possum doesn't smell, so you don't get points for that."
"Oh, damn." Tidus said.
"Now, shake that thing and lets see what you can do." Sephiroth said.
Cloud shook the possum, but he lost his grip and they all watched as the dead possum went flying. Tifa walked in the way and the possum smacked her in the head and she fell down and died.
"Um, let's not play this game anymore." Auron said. "It's too dangerous."
"Yea, I agree." Sephiroth said. "Let's look for a winter game."
"Yea!" Auron said cheerfully. "I'll look under the car!"
"And I'll look in the toaster!" Sephiroth said.
They separated way so they could look for a new game, and Tidus and Cloud ate Tifa's dead body. The end.