Omg, I can't believe I'm writing this. It came to be to me when I was watching one of my favorite Spongebob's shows. Bubble bowl.

This is a SLASH fic. SLASH, as in a dude and dude relationship. You have been warned. I don't want any flames say that being gay is wrong or anything like that. Flames will be destroyed. You have been warned

Pairing: Spongebob/Patrick, Squidward/????

Disclaimer: I don't know own any of the characters. The story is of my twist mind though...

This is form squid's point of view.

There they are, playing with bubbles. Whispering into the bubble and sending it over. Patrick is already red from his normal pink cause of all the laughing and blushing. And Spongebob's cheeks where glowing rose from the whispering and laughing. A bubble pops from next to his head and a sexy secret spills into the water around him. He giggles and sends over another bubble.

Squidward watched from his square back window. He glares thought the window and watches the two flirt though bubbles. He smirks and closes the blinds and curtains. He glares back at the self-protit he was doing and then walks passed it. He sits in his favorite chair in the living room, so soft and large. He props his 4 legs up and cross them into two sets. He glares down it at the suction cups in his palms and lets out a sigh.

'Why do they get all the fun? Why am I always the one left out of the games? It had always been like that. for as long as I can remember.'

(Flashbacks)

The notebook in front of him was bare and clean. Brand new and not yet used, a small tangle ran over it. With a small smile, a young Squidward looked up with his big eyes. It was his first day in his new school. 5th grade and very shy. A soft echo of the school bell sent the students filing in; some were ells, some were fish. Sharks, puffer fish and other squids. His watched from is side seat as they filed in and sat as close to the door as they could.

Then, he saw him..

So handsome and tall. His long green body was so perfect as he walked into the class like he owned the place. His head held high above his teal sweater and his arms crossed over his chest. He was so perfect . . . he walked so well on his four legs and looked so beautiful.

He sat down on the other side of the class in the middle of the cluster of students. Squidward looked at his with lovesick eyes. 'He is so perfect. So lean. not like me.' He looked down at his slender body and gave a little shiver under his old brown t-shirt. He glared back at the boy and saw he was talking with the whole group.

The teacher stood and scanned the class. "Okay, class. My name is Ms. puff. If you are wondering, that is my daughter." She pointed to the one student in the front. She was blushing slightly and looked a little puffy. "Ok, let take roll...."

She ran over all the names she made a sitting chart. Squid made his own as she came to his name. "squiidward tantales ." the class burst into laughter. "Its Squidward tentacles." He said in his high squeaky voice as he blushed. Whispered floated around the water.

"What a dork . . ."

"He is such a loser . . ."

He looked over to the boy and saw him staring at him with a sassy grin. He then whispered something to the person next to him.

"Squillam Fancyson?"

The class fell quiet and they all looked to the back of the class. Then the boy lifted his head. "Here." He said it like it was the coolest thing alive.

Squillam Fancyson; wrote the little squid on his notebook. 'Squillam Fancyson . . .'

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AN: Don't ask me how I came up with that. I have more coming. I just want reviews. Hope you enjoyed it. There is more Squidward slash coming. And so you know, I tried to write it as a young child would, or young squid. the next one is him and Squillam in high school . . .ha ha.

Some reviews would be nice . . .