Disclaimer: If I was JK Rowling, then why is this on Fanfiction.net?

A/N: OK... I feel so unconfident right now... Too bad I'm such a horrible author. This chapter may be extremely boring; nothing is sparking in my head...

A/N: I realized this doesn't really go with the book, but bear with me!!

A/N: Ok... I changed it so that Voldemort hasn't grown to power yet. So there will be a villain, later on...

Tiger Lily - I have realized that I have my work cut out for me. The good thing is, I'm feeling a bit creative, but the bad thing is that I don't have many ideas at the moment. By the way I liked your review. My friends can't find or say anything bad about it 'cept for the girl who screamed at me cause of the purple eyes. Thxs

Chapter 4

A Little Fun

It was a week into the year, and The Pilferers were well on their way to beating their dads' detention records. They, including Ardelle, Kara, and Hermione, learned that Snape, Malfloy, Crabbe, and Goyle weren't necessarily friends. Everyone learned their strong and weak points. Kara was great in Transfiguration and weak in Charms. Harry was great in Charms, but was horrible in Transfiguration. Professor McGonagall didn't understand this; James was excellent in the subject. Ardelle and Shae both excelled at DADA. Ardelle couldn't get Charms very well, while Shae was weak in Potions. Randy was excellent in Potions despite the fact that his teacher hated him. He was fairly great in everything else. Ron did well in Transfiguration, while he practically failed in everything else. And Hermione, well Hermione excelled at everything.

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"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kara screamed her head off.

"Calm down, Kara it's not THAT hard," Hermione tried to calm her down.

"That's easy for you to say, you know everything!! You finished this essay a week ago!!! And, it only took you TEN MINUTES!!!!!!!!!" Kara said still screaming, but just a little softer.

"Well it's not my fault you like to procrastinate," Hermione replied with a calm voice. (A/N: HAHAHA That's me!!! I procrastinate all the time!!! I scream my head off too!!!)

A small airplane flew on top of Kara's Potions essay and unfolded itself. It was a note with a small package attached to it. It read:

Dearest Kara,

We see you are having some trouble with your essay, so we decided to help you out. Its all in the package attached. We won't tell you what is in it because it will be surprising.

- The Pilferers

Kara reached over for the package, anxious to see what it was. She unwrapped the package and opened it; inside she found a note that read.

Kara,

Well we went to far distances to get this for you. I hope you are happy. Enjoy!

- Us again...

Kara took a look at the object the note was referring to. It was Hermione's essay!!! She looked at it like it was golden treasure. Hermione would never settle for this. Unfortunately for Kara, Hermione saw it.

"WHA- HOW?!?!?!?!" Hermione shrieked with rage. Kara put the essay down to explain, but that was a big mistake.

As soon as the parchment touched the box, a loud boom was heard. Girls around the room jumped at the sudden interruptment. All eyes were at the source of the sound. All eyes that is except Hermione's and Kara's. They were still shocked by the sound.

The two turned towards the table that Kara was working at. A gasp was heard form Hermione.

"AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY 2 FOOT 11 INCH ESSAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kara was screaming again. "DAMN YOU PILFERERS!!!!!!!!! GET YOUR ASSES OVER HERE!!!!!"

The four boys that were silently laughing in a corner abruptly stopped, got up and ran for their lives.

"Coming Mione?"

"Yea, that was a 5 FOOT ESSAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Hermione started at a sprint after the boys, with Kara close behind her.

The boys split up, making them nearly impossible to catch. Luckily the girls (Not lucky for someone else) caught one of them, Randy. Luckily for Randy, he made copies of the essays before the prank. The two made a deal with him to not harm him for the prank in exchange for their essays.

After their encounter with Randy, they set out for the other three guys. Randy followed wanting to see the punishment.

RON'S POV

I was trying to get back to the dorm when I heard someone say exspellimarus (sp). I turned around and saw Hermione, and ... Randy? I was beginning to get scared; I knew what Hermione was capable of. Before I knew what I was doing, I screamed, "I surrender!"

HERMIONE'S POV

"I surrender!"

No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't help but, my hand flew up to my stomach. I broke into laughs, at times I even snorted. He just looked so funny! His hands in the air, and the expression on his face! That is just too hard to explain. It was a mixture of confusion and fright.

KARA'S POV

I ran after Hermione, boy was she fast. I turned the corner and came to a halt. I saw Hermione laughing hysterically. And Randy was on the floor rolling curled into a ball. Confused by their behavior, I looked down the corridor. I immediately collapsed on then floor, and was also laughing hysterically.

HARRY'S POV

I heard something at the next corridor. Curious about what it was, I ran there and saw Kara turn into the corridor. I followed and collapsed next to Kara also doubled over with laughter. My fists were pounding on the floor.

NARRATOR'S POV (That would be me... the author... *bows* Thank You! Thank You!)

"HOLY SHIT! WRO-," Shae stopped as he saw Ron. Thump! Shae landed on the floor clutching his stomach for breath.

(A/N: Ok, to clear confusion... This all happened really fast... They all entered the corridor right after another entered. They were all laughing at Ron if you don't understand that...)

~~ The Next Day ~~

"You should have seen it!!! It was hilarious! I wish I had a camera..." The five who witnessed the Kodak moment explained it to an astonished Ardelle.

"OMG!!!!!!!! I can't believe I missed it!!! How could you not have a camera!?!?!?!?" Ardelle screamed at them. "A camera is ESSENTIAL!!! Its common sense to carry a camera with you at all times!!!! I always have one!!! Just incase something good is happening, I can take pictures!!! Do all of you have NO COMMON SENSE!?!?!?!?"

'How could I have not been there!?!?!?!?' thought Ardelle.

"I agree... It would have been the perfect excuse to take that picture of him" a voice stated.

'WHAT IN THE WO-!! Who are you?!?! Show yourself, evil fiend!!!' (Here we go with the conscience thing again)

"Whoa horsy!!! Calm down!!! I am no evil fiend! How dare you insult your intelligence!!"

'MY WHAT?!?!'

"Why, your intelligence, silly! Now, I must say... you are quite a rude person for a sweet and charming young girl."

'Who are you calling SWEET, CHARMING, AND YOUNG?!?!? Not to mention RUDE! I don't think I'm rude... Who do you think you are barging into my mind like that?!?! Now that's rude for ya...'

"Why, myself! Who else would I give such compliments to? Surely not an old mean hag!"

'WHAT?!?!? NOW I'M AN OLD MEAN HAG?!?!?'

"Why, no of course not... I would never offend myself in such a way!"

'You're confusing me!!!! Now, who are you? Really?'

"I've already told you... I'm your intelligence!"

'eh... what?!?!?'

"God, you're impossible... I'm your freaking conscience!!"

'Oh, well... I agree... It would have been the perfect excuse for that picture'

"... Oh dear, not again... please don't obsess over him...."

"Umm... ARDELLE!! You there?!?!?" Kara looked at her friend worriedly. Ardelle has been sitting still and stiff for over 10 minutes... her eyes never blinked once.

"Huh? Oh, umm hi?" Ardelle said confused.

"Thank God... any longer and I would have rushed you to the Hospital Wing!" Kara said relieved.

"Ummm... ok... I won't even ask why..." Ardelle spoke still confused.

"Good I don't want to explain... it's too hard." Kara replied also confused.

~~~ In The Dorm ~~~

"Ok... We need to start constructing a revenge plan," Kara said taking the lead.

"Why do I need to be here? I wasn't affected at all by their prank..." Ardelle questioned.

"Cause we can't have revenge without you. We all will make a great team. Right Mione?" Kara explained.

"Oh umm... yea, whatever." Hermione answered, busily locking the door with a spell, and casting a silencing charm on the room.

A light bulb lit in Kara's head. "I got it!" Kara screamed suddenly. The girls huddled together lost in the whispering.

A/N: Originally, This chapter was very short. There maybe many typos cause I'm typing this lying down on my side. I'll try to update soon!! Chao.

P.S. I want reviews, good or bad!!!