WOOF!, This is my first Dragon Knights fanfic so I hope you enjoy it!!!!!!
I came up with this idea when my cousin came to my house asking if I ever
heard the Ebay song and I had this crazy thought about Kharl singing it
while shopping on Ebay DK style!
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OK first off I don't own Dragon Knights if I did it would probably be perverted Yaoi(this story doesn't contain any Yaoi so don't worry^^;) oh and Keiko if your out there you know what I mean, I also don't own the Weird Al song "Ebay" ok that's done!
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On one boring day our favorite fluffy white haired demon Kharl was sitting at his desk asleep or maybe he was thinking which ever you prefer. "I need something to do..." Kharl thought to himself as he ran his fingers threw his fluffy white hair. Kharl suddenly for no reason thumped his head on the desk. "OW!" He soon realized that the thumping in his ears was actually coming from the front door of the house. Wondering who it was he got up went toward the door. "Um hello?" Kharl said when he opened the door seeing a delivery man holding a package. "Are you Kharl-sama?" The man asked. "Um yes I am." The fluffy haired demon answered back. "This is for you enjoy." The man said handing Kharl the package. Kharl examined the package for awhile seeing it was send for someone named SakuKitsune, odd. "Well it doesn't look dangerous." He finally concluded opening it up to find a labtop with Fizzy written on the top. The curious demon then examining it turning Fizzy left and right up and down. "I wonder what this does?" He wondered pushing the button which turned Fizzy on. Kharl just blinked as it booted up. "Preettyy light..." Once it booted up Kharl started messing around with it, after almost killing the computer he finally found the internet. After searching on google about where to buy demon legs, arms, eyes, ect. He came across a website known as Ebay. He searched the website nonstop and then a tune popped into his head and he started to sing it.
Yeah
Alfeegi's used ... pink bathrobe
A rare ... mint snowcone
A Smurf ... Ruwalk tray
I bought on eBay
My house ... is filled with this crap*It also looks like crap*
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBay
Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
Tell me why (I got that Fire alarm clock)
Tell me why (I bid on Nadil's old toupee)
They had it on eBay
I'll buy ... your knick-knack
Just check ... my feedback
"A++!" they all say
They love me on eBay
Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged big ass sword)
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, newly mutated)
(From some Youkai) I've never met in Norway*Where the hell is Norway*
Found him on eBay
I am the type who is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Got or Visa, what erev'll please
As long as I've got the dough
I'll buy ... your tchotchkes*What is that*
Sell me ... your soul, please
I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...)
I'm highest bidder now
(Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
(From that worldwide garage sale) (A Dragon Lord ashtray)
(Hey! A Dragon Lord ashtray)
Oh yeah ... (I bought it on eBay)
Wanna buy (a Rath Fever lunchbox)
Wanna buy (a case on vintage tube socks)
Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Rune, Dr. Rune)
(Found it on eBay)
Wanna buy (that naked Cesia poster)*naughty eh*
(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
(Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away)
(I'll buy on eBay)
What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y
After the song was over he shut down the labtop and walked toward his lab wondering if he could transform it into a demon playing the It's a Small World After All as the secret weapon. He whistled the Ebay song as he went. -Fin-
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Hehe so how did you like it was it good, bad please tell so don't forget to review!!!!!!!!!^^ I can see Keiko and Kharl together singing the Ebay song^^; Bye!!!!
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OK first off I don't own Dragon Knights if I did it would probably be perverted Yaoi(this story doesn't contain any Yaoi so don't worry^^;) oh and Keiko if your out there you know what I mean, I also don't own the Weird Al song "Ebay" ok that's done!
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On one boring day our favorite fluffy white haired demon Kharl was sitting at his desk asleep or maybe he was thinking which ever you prefer. "I need something to do..." Kharl thought to himself as he ran his fingers threw his fluffy white hair. Kharl suddenly for no reason thumped his head on the desk. "OW!" He soon realized that the thumping in his ears was actually coming from the front door of the house. Wondering who it was he got up went toward the door. "Um hello?" Kharl said when he opened the door seeing a delivery man holding a package. "Are you Kharl-sama?" The man asked. "Um yes I am." The fluffy haired demon answered back. "This is for you enjoy." The man said handing Kharl the package. Kharl examined the package for awhile seeing it was send for someone named SakuKitsune, odd. "Well it doesn't look dangerous." He finally concluded opening it up to find a labtop with Fizzy written on the top. The curious demon then examining it turning Fizzy left and right up and down. "I wonder what this does?" He wondered pushing the button which turned Fizzy on. Kharl just blinked as it booted up. "Preettyy light..." Once it booted up Kharl started messing around with it, after almost killing the computer he finally found the internet. After searching on google about where to buy demon legs, arms, eyes, ect. He came across a website known as Ebay. He searched the website nonstop and then a tune popped into his head and he started to sing it.
Yeah
Alfeegi's used ... pink bathrobe
A rare ... mint snowcone
A Smurf ... Ruwalk tray
I bought on eBay
My house ... is filled with this crap*It also looks like crap*
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBay
Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
Tell me why (I got that Fire alarm clock)
Tell me why (I bid on Nadil's old toupee)
They had it on eBay
I'll buy ... your knick-knack
Just check ... my feedback
"A++!" they all say
They love me on eBay
Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged big ass sword)
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, newly mutated)
(From some Youkai) I've never met in Norway*Where the hell is Norway*
Found him on eBay
I am the type who is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Got or Visa, what erev'll please
As long as I've got the dough
I'll buy ... your tchotchkes*What is that*
Sell me ... your soul, please
I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...)
I'm highest bidder now
(Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
(From that worldwide garage sale) (A Dragon Lord ashtray)
(Hey! A Dragon Lord ashtray)
Oh yeah ... (I bought it on eBay)
Wanna buy (a Rath Fever lunchbox)
Wanna buy (a case on vintage tube socks)
Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Rune, Dr. Rune)
(Found it on eBay)
Wanna buy (that naked Cesia poster)*naughty eh*
(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
(Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away)
(I'll buy on eBay)
What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y
After the song was over he shut down the labtop and walked toward his lab wondering if he could transform it into a demon playing the It's a Small World After All as the secret weapon. He whistled the Ebay song as he went. -Fin-
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Hehe so how did you like it was it good, bad please tell so don't forget to review!!!!!!!!!^^ I can see Keiko and Kharl together singing the Ebay song^^; Bye!!!!
