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BUT ITS A WHOLE CANADIAN DOLLAR 2 - THE UN-NAILABLES PART 4: Christian and Molly Round 2

Christian looked up at the clock, to see that it had now been over 17 minutes. 17 minutes and 45 seconds to be exact. Christian couldnt break his old record of 17 minutes but it was quite obvious now that Lita was much more slutty then Molly is. After Molly left the room she went stright to the ring for a match and Christian had to wait backstage. Sure he could of tried to go out and bang her in the middle of the ring but what would the TSN censors think!? He didnt want to ge banned from his native Canada on televison. Without them he would have no peeps. Christian pokes his head out the curtin to see if the match was over yet. It was. Molly had once more continued her dominance as the womens champion. Finally Molly made her way up tthe ramp and through the curtin where Christian went for a hug right away lifting her off of the ground.

"YOU DIT IT!!!!" Christian yelled into Mollys ear causing her to drop her belt.

"Put me down you big oaf!" Molly yelled beating her hands on Christians cheast.

"Oh right sorry. Oh lemme get that belt for you!" Christian said bending down to pick up her title, and handing it to her.

"Thanks.....but never EVER touch me or my belt again!" Molly demanded.

"Boy I tell ya Moolah had better look out!" Christian said all smiles which only succeded in confusing Molly.

"What the heck are you talking about Christian!?" Molly asked.

"Well Moolah had the womens championship for some 25 years or so, and you know screw me if Im wrong...oh...umm...excuse me...I mean SUE me if Im wrong but Im pretty sure that record is in jepordy! And Im not talking about the game show either." Christian said spitting on Mollys belt and then polishing it a little with his sleeve.

"Eww gross! Didnt I just tell you to never touch my belt again!? Anyways...your right. Moolahs 25 year reign as womens champion will look like nothing after Im finished. In fact Im planning on retiring with this title and I dont plan on retiring for at least another 30 years! If Hogan and Flair can wrestle into there 50s then I can too darn it!" Molly said. Christian just nodded.

"Oh and it shows. You know its really obvious that you can get that record....I mean come on....holding a title for 25 years!? I could do that easy! I mean if I was womens champion I could just hold on to that title forever!" Christain stated proudly, getting Molly yo roll her eyes.

"Christian you couldnt be the womens champion." Molly said.

"Yes I could if I wanted to! But I just dont want to take the title away from the greatest womens champion of all time!"

"Thanks...I guess....But Christian you cant be the womens champion. Men arnt allowed to win it. Only Women....hence the name The Womens Championship."

"Well thats just discrimanation isnt it?"

"No."

"Sure it is! Women can win any title if they want.....I mean Chyna won the Intercontinal Championship in that huge fiasco that time."

"Thats different."

"Is not!"

"Is so!"

"Hey...hold on a second! Men CAN win the womens championship!"

"NO they cant!"

"Tell that to Harvey Whippleman! Hes a former womens champion!"

"Only because he posed as a woman and beat someone in a what was it a Jello match or somehting!"

"Dosent matter."

"Ugh...whatever! Besides that was when the womens championship was nothing but a big joke! I have given the title the credability it deserves."

"Which is something only you could do!"

"Thats very true Christian. Im glad you pointed that out. At least you give me the respect that I deserve."

"Oh you deserve much more then that! I mean you the greatest womens champion ever, and yet you have never been on the cover of Raw Magazine. To steal a line from that little dork The Hurricane, whatsupwitdat!?"

"Its true! Its not fair where my cover for Raw magazine? Wheres my offer to do a autobiography?

"Wheres your offer for a Playboy spead!?" Christian said keeping the train going only to de-rail it.

"I would never pose for that....that trash!"

"Umm....yeah and rightfully so! Your so abover Playboy it isnt even funny!"

"Thats right! If I had the time and effort I would take ever single issue of Playboy ever created and tear them up!"

"Yeah? Well...I would....Well...If I had the time and effort I would throw ever single issue of Playboy ever created into a woodchipper!"

"Im glad to see were on the same page on this one."

"Oh yeah we are without a doubt on the same page with it!" Christian stated. At that point Matt Hardy walked by.

"Oh Christian hey man thanks again for giving me that spear issue of Playboy that you had with Torrie and Sable, I mean I thought it was sold out everywhere I looked it was gone, you truely are a king among men!" Matt said shaking Christians hand. Christian just stood there silent looking for the right words as Mollys eyebrow quickly raised.

"What the hell are you talking about Hardy!? I didnt give you squat now get outta my face!" Christian said snatching his hand away from Matt.

"Well if you say so man." Matt said, then turned to walk away.

"On the same page are we?" Molly asked.

"Well...you know...someone umm....someone gave it to me...yeah thats it....And I didnt want it anyways....I mean the pages were all stuck together and everything....and....and...and I dont like that kind of filth anyways, so I gave it to the first perverted ass that I saw!" Christian explained. Molly shook her head.

"Why dont I believe you? Christian your just a big ol liar!" Molly said poking Christian.

"Umm....Ummm...Umm.....You know what else! You were overlooked for Woman of the year in PWIs Year End Award issue! Not only did you not win, but you werent even the 1st, 2nd, or even 3rd runner up! Thats as big a crime as murder!" Christian said in attempt to get off the subject, which worked perfectly.

"I KNOW!!!! What kind of 2 bit operation is PWI running these days!? If anyone deserved to win woman of the year it was me!"

"Your damm right it is! Your also way more beautiful then any of those other women...wait excuse me....those sluts that won!"

"Why thank you Christian I know its true but I dont hear it nerly enough."

"Well you should! I know if you were my girlfriend I would tell you that your the most bautiful woman in the world every single chance I got! You know why? Cause you are!"

"Thank you Christian....I guess your kinda cute to....you know in a creepy little bastardish way."

"Creepy Little.....Damm that Austin.....But thanks none the less."

"Your welcome."

"You know Molly, call me crazy if you want but I was wondering about something...."

"Oh?"

"Well...I was wonedring if you would do me the honor of joining me for dinner at a fancy resturant after we leave here tonight."

"Christian...I think I will take you up on that. I obviously had you figured all wrong. You truely are a sweet sensitive and caring man."

"Oh thats me alright!"

"Then I shall see you in one hour. We can go to the fancy resturant and you can pay for both of us, then if your lucky when you drop me off tonight you might just get a good night hand shake. I usually wouldnt go that far on a first date but theres just something about you."

"Gee....thanks Molly....hey hold on wait a second here! I have to pay.....like for your food too!? What happened to that whole womans lib thing where they insist on paying for the dinner these days instead of the men???"

"Christian I'll let you in on a secret. Thats baloney."

"It is?"

"Yes. After a meal todays woman, would casually reach for her purse until the man insists on paying for her meal."

"And that works?!"

"Every time. You have to love Male pride."

"Well yeah I do...but you know your so much better then any other woman out there so maybe you really would like to pay for your own food."

"Well I COULD just not go."

"Consider you meal paid for!"

"Good. Then I will see you in one hour."

"Ok see you then." Christian said. Molly then nodded and walked away.

"Aww man! Now this is starting to cost me money! And a good night handshake!? This will probally take at LEAST two days....I just hope Stephanie isnt as loose as I think she is......"

TO BE CONTINUED......

Oh yes....This just continues to get more and more offensive! Anyways hope you enjoyed that chapter. The next chapter will see if Jericho can do any better then Christian did. Until then please review and tell me what you think.

LATERZ

-T Bond