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DATE: Feb 24 2004
BUT ITS A WHOLE CANADIAN DOLLAR 2 - THE UN-NAILABLES PART 5: Jericho and Stephanie Round 2
Getting shrugged off by Stephanie McMahon. RECOCKULOUS! Jericho thought as he watched Stephanie walk away.
"I said I was gonna nail her, and by Freddys ghost Im gonna nail her!" Jericho said in referance to Freddy Kruger, though surely his death would last as long as Vinces faithfulness to Linda, it woulndt last long at all. Jericho took off once again and quickly caught up with Stephanie.
"Ok Steph sorry about that had my head in the clouds for a minute there." Jericho said. Stephanie just rolled her eyes.
"Chris it dosent matter, your head is ALWAYS in the clouds, weather it be from a championship belt or a silly bet with Christian." Stephanie said.
"Silly bet!? You mean you know!?" Jericho asked stunned.
"Oh c'mon who doesnt."
"Oh...well Im sorry Steph but I can explain!"
"Hey dont explain nothing to me explain it to Trish shes the one you guys had the stupid bet about." Steph said. Jericho smiled smugly and nodded.
"Ohhhh yeah that...well I talk to her about that and were planning on creating a farce of a storyline about it that will end up with me and Christian wrestling at WrestleMania XX where I being the much supior athlete will win." Jericho explained.
"I must say...Im suprised. I didnt know you could look into the future that long."
"Well its no big feud with Shawn Michaels leading into WrestleMania...which I SHOULD of won or a match were Im the first ever undisputed champion up agains Triple H...which I SHOULD of won.....or a best two out of three falls match against Chris Benoit, and Kurt Angle with both the IC and the European titles on the line...which I SHOULD of won both of....but anyways thats all un-important now. Whats important now is that you become my business partner with many perks once again....and this time I wont even abuse this business partnership and will have sex with you." Jericho proudly stated.
"Im sorry Chris but you say that now, but as soon as my back is turned you'll be writing down some little revenge scheme against someone or some huge scheme to win every single title in the WWE at once." Steph said, Jericho quickly shook his head.
"What no I would never do that.....I would never want the womens Championship.....maybe Christian would like to have that one......then again hes much like me is a Sexy Beast!"
"Did you just call Christian a sexy beast?"
"Well yeah....both of us are sexy beasts."
"I dont know Chris....you saying that another guy is a sexy beast and him sending that compliment right back at you....well it seems kinda.......kinda gay." Stephanie said, once again Jericho quickly shook his head.
"What!?! No way! No! Thats not it! Its not true in the slightest! Im the King of Bling Bling, and theres no way no stupid guy is gonna be touching that Bling Bling!" Jericho said at a quicken pace to destroy all claims that he was gay....not that theres anything wrong with that.
"Did you just call your nether regins "bling bling?"" Stephanie asked.
"Well you dont think it means jewerly do you!? I mean how often do you see me wearing jewerly? My bling bling is much better then that crap.....and much bigger."
"Much bigger huh?"
"MUCH MUCH bigger."
"Well I guess its not really that amazing considering how small rings are."
"What no! Its HUGE....MONSTEROUSLY LARGE EVEN!"
"Riiiiiiiiiight."
"Alright that does it! Me, you, that closet, right now!" Jericho said pointing to a broom closet.
"Nah I dont think so....remember Goldberg came out of one of those once so that could be his dressing room." Stephanie pointed out. Jericho nodded.
"Yes your quite right about that. Ok you, me, my hotel room right now!"
"Oh please Chris, what do you think I am? A slut? I needed to be wined and dined first. Maybe a little dancing....a car-"
"A CAR!?! What are you insane!? Im not buying you a car!" Jericho yelled interupting Stephanie. "I can however do that first stuff....I mean I saw this place down town called "Nickel Liqour" and I sure I could fine some cheap 4 dollar wine in there" After proclaiming this Jericho was all smiles though Stephanie was a little confused.
"Nickel Liqour?"
"Yeah."
"I saw that place...it was Beaver, not Nickel." Stephanie pointed out.
"What? Oh yeah....Beaver not Nickel...right right right....heh heh heh....nickel."
"Your a odd man some times Chris...but dont you think thats a awful name for a Liqour store? Beaver Liqour? I mean what kind of juvinaile brain would think of something stupid like that!?" Stephanie said.
"Huh.....why whats wrong with the name?"
"THINK about it Chris!" Stephanie said. Jericho scratched his head for a few seconds then his face lighted up.
"Wait....I GET IT! Thats funny as hell! How ingenuis!" Jericho said holding his stomach while laughing. Steph rolled her eyes at Jeircho and waited until he stopped laughing...which was about 3 minutes later.
"Woooooooooooo that was a good laugh." Jericho said wipping a tear away from his now red face.
"Your so immature some times." Stephanie said.
"ONLY sometimes. Most of the time Im very mature." Jericho said with a smile.
"I was wondering....did you just for some reason drop to Christians IQ all of a sudden?" Stephanie asked.
"Na, if anything Christian is getting as smart as me." Jericho stated.
"Wow that must be every mothers dream for there son." Stephanie said.
"Well its probally every mothers dream for there daughter to be a slutty as you are." Jericho shot back.
"Nice...real nice..."
"Hey wel all know its true....and we have all admitted it before in one way shape or form." Jericho said.
"And I should be your business partner now because?...."
"Because I have a lot of bling bling....a REAL lot....of bling bling." Jericho stated. Stephanie shrugged.
"Ok fine. I'll give you a chance to get me to be your business partner again then. Take me out for a lovely evening of dancing at a very classy place." Stephanie said.
"What do you think Im made of money!?"
"Well if your not your not made of money then why should I consider being your business partner cause money does make the world go round you know. So what do you have to offer to me!?"
"THE BLING BLING MY GOD THE BLING BLING!!!!!"
"Well I do like....bling bling as you call it."
"And as I have stated before I have bling bling in a very VERY large quanity!" Jericho said with a grin moving his hands very far apart from one another.
"Ok fine....we'll see about that but first the dancing at a VERY classy place."
"Arg! Fine if thats what it takes to get you in the sack then I will,"
"If thats what it takes to get me in the sack huh?" Stephanie question.
"And by that I mean if thats what it takes to make you my business parter then thats what I do....that get you in the sack think is just some Canadian slang." Jericho said.
"Thats not Canadian slang! I know that the WWE goes to Canada ALL the time!" Stephanie siad.
"Its Wennipeg slang Steph." Jericho stated.
"Ok then fine whatever I dont care. Take me dancing tonight!"
"Ok ok fine I'll take you dancing."
"In a CLASSY place!"
"Alright then ok fine."
"Good pick me up after the show and take me to a classy place to dance."
"After the show!? Cant we go now!?"
"Ok fine....let me go get ready and get my stuff and we can be on our way." Stephanie said, then nodded and walked away leaving a smiling Chris Jericho as he thought about what would happen later that night.
"Man this is gonna be great....that picture Im gonna take of Nickle Liqour will be framed and put on my wall at home!" Jericho said.
TO BE CONTINUED.......
Yes theres another chapter is done. Good Stuff I say! The next chapter we shall see how Christian is getting along with Molly. Until then please review and tell me what you think of this chapter.
LaTerZ
-T Bond
DATE: Feb 24 2004
BUT ITS A WHOLE CANADIAN DOLLAR 2 - THE UN-NAILABLES PART 5: Jericho and Stephanie Round 2
Getting shrugged off by Stephanie McMahon. RECOCKULOUS! Jericho thought as he watched Stephanie walk away.
"I said I was gonna nail her, and by Freddys ghost Im gonna nail her!" Jericho said in referance to Freddy Kruger, though surely his death would last as long as Vinces faithfulness to Linda, it woulndt last long at all. Jericho took off once again and quickly caught up with Stephanie.
"Ok Steph sorry about that had my head in the clouds for a minute there." Jericho said. Stephanie just rolled her eyes.
"Chris it dosent matter, your head is ALWAYS in the clouds, weather it be from a championship belt or a silly bet with Christian." Stephanie said.
"Silly bet!? You mean you know!?" Jericho asked stunned.
"Oh c'mon who doesnt."
"Oh...well Im sorry Steph but I can explain!"
"Hey dont explain nothing to me explain it to Trish shes the one you guys had the stupid bet about." Steph said. Jericho smiled smugly and nodded.
"Ohhhh yeah that...well I talk to her about that and were planning on creating a farce of a storyline about it that will end up with me and Christian wrestling at WrestleMania XX where I being the much supior athlete will win." Jericho explained.
"I must say...Im suprised. I didnt know you could look into the future that long."
"Well its no big feud with Shawn Michaels leading into WrestleMania...which I SHOULD of won or a match were Im the first ever undisputed champion up agains Triple H...which I SHOULD of won.....or a best two out of three falls match against Chris Benoit, and Kurt Angle with both the IC and the European titles on the line...which I SHOULD of won both of....but anyways thats all un-important now. Whats important now is that you become my business partner with many perks once again....and this time I wont even abuse this business partnership and will have sex with you." Jericho proudly stated.
"Im sorry Chris but you say that now, but as soon as my back is turned you'll be writing down some little revenge scheme against someone or some huge scheme to win every single title in the WWE at once." Steph said, Jericho quickly shook his head.
"What no I would never do that.....I would never want the womens Championship.....maybe Christian would like to have that one......then again hes much like me is a Sexy Beast!"
"Did you just call Christian a sexy beast?"
"Well yeah....both of us are sexy beasts."
"I dont know Chris....you saying that another guy is a sexy beast and him sending that compliment right back at you....well it seems kinda.......kinda gay." Stephanie said, once again Jericho quickly shook his head.
"What!?! No way! No! Thats not it! Its not true in the slightest! Im the King of Bling Bling, and theres no way no stupid guy is gonna be touching that Bling Bling!" Jericho said at a quicken pace to destroy all claims that he was gay....not that theres anything wrong with that.
"Did you just call your nether regins "bling bling?"" Stephanie asked.
"Well you dont think it means jewerly do you!? I mean how often do you see me wearing jewerly? My bling bling is much better then that crap.....and much bigger."
"Much bigger huh?"
"MUCH MUCH bigger."
"Well I guess its not really that amazing considering how small rings are."
"What no! Its HUGE....MONSTEROUSLY LARGE EVEN!"
"Riiiiiiiiiight."
"Alright that does it! Me, you, that closet, right now!" Jericho said pointing to a broom closet.
"Nah I dont think so....remember Goldberg came out of one of those once so that could be his dressing room." Stephanie pointed out. Jericho nodded.
"Yes your quite right about that. Ok you, me, my hotel room right now!"
"Oh please Chris, what do you think I am? A slut? I needed to be wined and dined first. Maybe a little dancing....a car-"
"A CAR!?! What are you insane!? Im not buying you a car!" Jericho yelled interupting Stephanie. "I can however do that first stuff....I mean I saw this place down town called "Nickel Liqour" and I sure I could fine some cheap 4 dollar wine in there" After proclaiming this Jericho was all smiles though Stephanie was a little confused.
"Nickel Liqour?"
"Yeah."
"I saw that place...it was Beaver, not Nickel." Stephanie pointed out.
"What? Oh yeah....Beaver not Nickel...right right right....heh heh heh....nickel."
"Your a odd man some times Chris...but dont you think thats a awful name for a Liqour store? Beaver Liqour? I mean what kind of juvinaile brain would think of something stupid like that!?" Stephanie said.
"Huh.....why whats wrong with the name?"
"THINK about it Chris!" Stephanie said. Jericho scratched his head for a few seconds then his face lighted up.
"Wait....I GET IT! Thats funny as hell! How ingenuis!" Jericho said holding his stomach while laughing. Steph rolled her eyes at Jeircho and waited until he stopped laughing...which was about 3 minutes later.
"Woooooooooooo that was a good laugh." Jericho said wipping a tear away from his now red face.
"Your so immature some times." Stephanie said.
"ONLY sometimes. Most of the time Im very mature." Jericho said with a smile.
"I was wondering....did you just for some reason drop to Christians IQ all of a sudden?" Stephanie asked.
"Na, if anything Christian is getting as smart as me." Jericho stated.
"Wow that must be every mothers dream for there son." Stephanie said.
"Well its probally every mothers dream for there daughter to be a slutty as you are." Jericho shot back.
"Nice...real nice..."
"Hey wel all know its true....and we have all admitted it before in one way shape or form." Jericho said.
"And I should be your business partner now because?...."
"Because I have a lot of bling bling....a REAL lot....of bling bling." Jericho stated. Stephanie shrugged.
"Ok fine. I'll give you a chance to get me to be your business partner again then. Take me out for a lovely evening of dancing at a very classy place." Stephanie said.
"What do you think Im made of money!?"
"Well if your not your not made of money then why should I consider being your business partner cause money does make the world go round you know. So what do you have to offer to me!?"
"THE BLING BLING MY GOD THE BLING BLING!!!!!"
"Well I do like....bling bling as you call it."
"And as I have stated before I have bling bling in a very VERY large quanity!" Jericho said with a grin moving his hands very far apart from one another.
"Ok fine....we'll see about that but first the dancing at a VERY classy place."
"Arg! Fine if thats what it takes to get you in the sack then I will,"
"If thats what it takes to get me in the sack huh?" Stephanie question.
"And by that I mean if thats what it takes to make you my business parter then thats what I do....that get you in the sack think is just some Canadian slang." Jericho said.
"Thats not Canadian slang! I know that the WWE goes to Canada ALL the time!" Stephanie siad.
"Its Wennipeg slang Steph." Jericho stated.
"Ok then fine whatever I dont care. Take me dancing tonight!"
"Ok ok fine I'll take you dancing."
"In a CLASSY place!"
"Alright then ok fine."
"Good pick me up after the show and take me to a classy place to dance."
"After the show!? Cant we go now!?"
"Ok fine....let me go get ready and get my stuff and we can be on our way." Stephanie said, then nodded and walked away leaving a smiling Chris Jericho as he thought about what would happen later that night.
"Man this is gonna be great....that picture Im gonna take of Nickle Liqour will be framed and put on my wall at home!" Jericho said.
TO BE CONTINUED.......
Yes theres another chapter is done. Good Stuff I say! The next chapter we shall see how Christian is getting along with Molly. Until then please review and tell me what you think of this chapter.
LaTerZ
-T Bond
