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NOTE: This chapter is longer then the others have been so far....and although it still has a laugh around every corner, but unfortunally this one might have the slightest hint of romance in it......Im sorry.

DATE: Feb 27-28 2004

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BUT ITS A WHOLE CANADIAN DOLLAR 2 - THE UN-NAILABLES PART 5: Christian And Molly Round 3

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Christian looked at his watch while waiting in his car for Molly. The thought of why the hell women took so dammed long to get ready crossed his mind several times, until finally Molly came into the parking lot after a change in clothes, and with her bag thrown over her back. Christian smiled right away and started to honk his horn repeatedly, until he got Molly attention. Christian then jumped out of his rent-a-car and made his way over to Molly snatching her bag out of her hands.

"Hey!" Molly yelled trying to take it back from him.

"Dont worry about it Molly, I'll carry this for you. I am a gentle man afterall." Christian said with a smile.

"Well, ok but be careful I bought a little glass oriniment from The Passion Of The Christ that I bought for my mother in there." Molly said making sure Christian is fully aware of the precious cargo.

"Jesus huh? Yeah he was a cool guy." Christian said.

"Oh yes he is our lord and savior afterall." Molly said with a smile.

"Big fan of his huh? You know we me and Jesus have a thing in common." Christian said.

"Oh? And what would that be?"

"We both had a religion named after us."

"Really?"

"Yeah! They named Christianity after me and its like the most popular religion ever. I forget what they named his after but Im sure its no where near as cool as mine!" Christian said all smiles. Molly simply rolled her eyes and shook her head.

"Christian I hate to break it to you but Christianity IS named after Jesus."

"It is not!"

"Yes it is Christian! The Bible says so!"

"The Bible? No one cares about that thing! And MY MOM says that Christanity is named after me!" Christian said.

"Whatever." Molly said finally reaching the car. Christian made his way back to the trunk opened it and threw in Mollys bag causing a loud crashing sound, like glass breaking.

"WHAT WAS THAT!?!" Molly yelled, as Christian put the trunk down and got in the car.

"That? Oh nothing much....something made of glass I guess." Christian said shrugging it off.

"You idiot! That was what I bought for my Mom!"

"Well now you can give her a better gift."

"And just what would that be Christian?"



"You can tell he rthat your on a date with man who owns Christianity."

"You dont own Christianity! No one owns it! You cant own a religion!" Molly said pointing her finger with every word.

"Well I own this one. Buckle up!" Christian said slamming his foot on the gas which threw a unsuspecting Molly to the back seat. Christian stopped right away sending her flying forward and causing her to hit her head on the front seat.

"Molly.....didnt I tell you to buckle up?" Christian said rolling his eyes.

"Yes you did.....HALF A SECOND BEFORE YOU HIT THE GAS!!!!" Molly yelled climbing back into the front seat and putting her seatbelt on.

"Are you ready this time?" Christian asked.

"Im not sure but I think I am." Molly said unsure of herself. Christian grinned and slammed on the gas again and squeeled out of the parking lot and into the street at top speed.

"OH MY GOD SLOW DOWN WHAT ARE YOU INSANE!?!?!?!?!?!" Molly yelled fearing for her life. Christian sighed and slowed down to a speed that would be good for Molly.

"Is this turtles pace any better?" Christian said a little annoyed.



"Yes. Its much better thank you."

"Yeah yeah no problem." Christian said shoving a CD into the CD player and turning it up full blast.

"COULD YOU PLEASE TURN THAT DOWN!?!?!" Molly yelled at the top of her lungs. Christian shrugged.

"WHAT!?" he yelled back.

"I SAID COULD YOU PLEASE TURN IT DOWN!?!" Molly repeated. Christian shrugged again and turned down the CD.

"Im sorry Molly I just can hear you over the music. What did you just say?"



"I said could you turn down the music."

"What again!? I just turned it down!"

"No you dont have to turn it down anymore....what is this anyways?" Molly asked.

"Its Fozzy! Jericho gave it to me, you know to be honest it sounds like crap but if you listen close enough you can hear me doing some backround vocals." Christian said with a smile. Molly sighed starting to serioulsy regret her decision to actually have dinner with Christian at a fancy resturant. Well then again it was a free meal at a fancy resturant, there was no way on earth Christian could screw that up, at least thats what she thought until the car came to a sudden stop.

"Christian you really shouldnt try to beat those stop lights. Wheres the stop light? Why have we parked? Why is this McDonalds? What happened to the fancy resturant?" Molly asked already knowing all the answers.

"Molly this IS the fancy resturant I promiced!" Christian said unbuckling his seat belt.

"But this is only McDonalds! Its not fancy in the slightest!" Molly complained relunctly unbuckling her seat belt.

"But it IS fancy...AND romantic!"

"How the heck can you claim that McDonalds is romantic!?"

"Hello? They have the Big Mac!" Christian said with glee getting out of the car. Molly go out as well following Christian behind him, this wasnt the evening that she expected, though when she thought about it knowing that she was with Christian its exctally what she should of expected.

"Yeah...big mac...romance at its best." Molly said almost defeated.

"Hey and you know what can make it even more romantic?"

"Im afraid to ask."

"We can get a Coke with two straws!" Christian said heading into the building.

"Thats not romantic at all! Thats just you being cheap!" Molly pointed out, still following close behind Christian.

"You say tomato and I say tamato. Besides I can get a brand new toy from Disneys latest movie here!" Christian said with his eyes lighting up.

"Well now it makes perfect sence then. You avoided the fancy resturant because your cheap AND you wanted a toy. I guess I forget how much more important that is violins in the backround and candles on the table." Molly said in full scarcastic mode.

"Yeah see now you get it! You go on and find a seat and I'll get the fance food."

"Alright....get some chicken nuggets." Molly requested.

"Molly thats the most expensive thing on this cheap menu! I'll get you the super cheap meal of the day for a buck ninty nine!" Christian said taking off to the counter before Molly could protest.

"Geez Ive been on cheap dates before but this one takes the cake." Molly muttered to herself taking a seat and a table near the back in hopes that no late night food serchers would see them. Meanwhile Christian is at the counter and looking at the menu.

"Can I help you sir?" The cashier asked.

"Sure you can...." Christian squitned his eyes and looks at the cashiers nametag. "Olga? Seriously!?!"

"Yes seriously! Geez"

"WOW!!! I didnt know people actually named there kids Olga!" Christian said amazed.

"Listen blondie do you want something or not!?" Olga asked getting frustrated.

"Yeah. Umm...what the cheapest thing on the McMenu today?"

"God....we dont call it a McMenu, just a menu. At the cheapest meal today is the Quarter Pounder meal." Olga said pointing above her head at the menu.

"What!? Thats the cheapest!? No way Im payign that! Ok listen just bring me two Quater pounders one coke and two straws." Christian said.

"Yes sir." Olga replied rolling her eyes, and punching it into the register.

"That will be four dollars and fifty cents sir." Olga said holding her hand out.



"Four fifty!? What is this Canada!?" Christian reply talking negativly about his home country, causing Olga to roll her eyes again.

"Well sir the last time I checked Calgary was a part of Canada." Olga said still holding her hand out.

"Your telling me Lance Storm reminds me on a almost daily basis that hes from Cagary....Albera, Canada. Ugh....that guy needs another new gimmick." Christian said.

"Sir the four dollars and fifty cents?" Olga said streching her hand out a little more, causing Christian to frown a little.

"Right right....money." Christian said sadly. Christian reaches into his pocket, pulls out his wallet and cracks it open which causes two moths to fly out. Christian blinks then smiles at Olga and takes out his bank card.

"Guess I have to use that devit machine thing." Christain said holding out the crad Olga snatches it from him and swipes it.

"Hey you make sure you only take out four fifty! I dont want to check out my bank statement to see more then that gone weather it be a dollar, or a cent is that clear Olga?" Christian said being even more cheap then humanly possible.

"Dont worry about it sir." Olga said punching in the numbers and passing Christian his card back. Christian kisses his bank card and puts it back in place, he then sneeks a peek into the spot thats suppose to hold the bills and blows the dust out of it right into Olgas face.

"Geez!" Olga yelled followed by a sneeze.

"Oh sorry about that." Christian said not being sorry at the slightest.

"Listen sir why dont you just go sit at your table and I'll bring you your freckin food ok!?" Olga said growing more and more fustrated with him. Christian politely nodded and walked to the table where Molly was sitting.

"You forgot the food." Molly said with a sigh.

"No I didnt there gonna bring it over when its done." Christian said.

"So much for fast food."

"Molly....its busy this time of day. Give them a break." Christian said pointing to everyone else in the resturant.

"Christian there are only 3 more people here aside from us....and there just about to leave." Molly said pointing them.

"Yeah well thems the breaks." Christian said shrugging.

"How the heck does that fit into this conversation?" Molly asked with a raised eye brow.

"Umm no one."

"Your not making sence."

"Ummmmm....Oh look foods here!" Christian said with a smile as Olga put the tray on the table.

"About time. Christian where are the fires? Wait I guess there not ready yet."

"Fries? There are no fries...this is just it." Christian said stabbing the two straws into the one coke.

"Just how cheap are you?" Molly asked.

"Me? Na Im not cheap." Christian said un-wraping the quarter pounder from his greesy wrapping.

"Quarter Pounders Christian? You know were supposed to watch what we eat." Molly said casually un-wrapping her own burger.

"Yup and Im watching this Quarter Pounder go right into my mouth right now. Just watch as I watch it." Christian said keeping his eyes on the burger as he took a bite getting a small laugh from Molly. Christian looked at her right away and grinned.

"I KNEW you were having fun!" Christian said taking another bite of the burger.

"Well maybe a little bit. Like I said in our last chapter you are kinda cute in a creepy little bastardish way." Molly said with a smile finally taking a bite out of her burger.

"What are you talking about our last chapter?" Christian asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Who knows....it just seems like someone put words into my mouth." Molly said with a slight shrug of her shoulders and takign another bite of her burger.

"Yeah I know what thats like! Like when I was growing up Edge would do something bad and since I was only a little kid and he was about 2 months older he would trick me into saying I did it and Mom would yell at him instead of me." Christian said with a sad tone in his voice.

"Huh? Wait a second here.....Edge is only two months older then you?"

"Something like that."

"And hes your brother?"

"Thats what Mom always said."

"Your blood brother?"

"Thats what Mom always said."

"But shouldnt you be at LEAST nine months apart?"

"I dont know maybe we were twins then."

"If you were twins you wouldnt of been born two months after Edge." Molly said, causing Christian to look as if he were about to cry.

"Then what Edge told me when I was four is true.....I am adopted!" Christian said starting to cry a little.

"Aww no dont cry!" Molly said shoving her hand in her pocket and pulling out some klenix and quickly handing it to Christian.

"Thanks...God this explains everything! And I thought I was just the odd ball of the family cause I was the only one who didnt have forty teeth!" Christian said now crying openly into the klenix.

"You poor guy."

"Hey why did you have this klenix in your pocket?"

"I had a runny nose earlier."

"Eww gross!" Christian yelled dropping it. Molly sighed but tried to keep a smile to comfort the sulky Christian.

"I didnt blow my nose in that one sweetie." Molly said.

"Oh....gee Molly your really are the sweetest girl around. Anyone else would of given me one dripping in snot."

"Well I wouldnt do that to you."

"Oh what did I ever do to deserve going on a date with you."

"Well Im not entirely sure but I can tell theres some beauty inside of you despite your several flaws."

"Flaws? Like what?"

"Nevermind that now."

"Ok...If you say so.....you wanna take a drink of the Coke?" Christain asked.

"Well I am a little thristy."

"Me too. Lets get a drink."

"Ok." Molly said as they both took a sip of the same coke through there own straw, then kept drinking until it was gone.

"That was the best half a coke I ever had." Christian said with a smile.

"It was pretty good....and romantic...it reminded me alot of Lady and The Tramp." Molly said blushing a little understanding what Christian said about McDonalds being romantic, what do you know the creepy little bastard was right Molly thought.

"Lady and the Tramp?" Christian asked a small frown on his face.

"Yeah."

"Aww Molly your so totally not a tramp at all."

"I know...and your not a lady."

"I know....Hey wait are you saying Im a tramp!?"

"I said nothing my darling Christian." Molly said with a breif smile as they both moved there hands closer together when of corse they were inturupedted by two sterotypical ff.net fan girls.

"OH MY GOD ITS CHRISTIAN!!!" The blonde one said screaming and jumping up and down ruining the moment.

"SO IT IS OH MY GOD! IM SOOOOO WRITING ABOUT THIS!" said the brunette.

"Me too!" The Blonde said. Christian gave Molly a nervous smile and shrugged.

"Can I have your autograph Christian." The brunette asked.

"Umm yeah sure you got a pen?" Christian asked.

"Do I have a pen? Im ALWAYS writing wrestling fiction so of corse I do!" The Brunette said pulling out a pen and paper.

"Wrestling fiction writer huh? Who do you write about?" Christian asked.

"Ummm...You. All the time! Your like the coolest person ever...I admit it. Im a peep!" She said grinning while Christian wrote his name and handed it back to her.

"Oh me too I want your autograph too!" The blonde said.

"Ok. Umm...you have any paper?" Christian asked.

"Well...I was thinking that maybe you could sign my boob?" The blonde requested.

"Hey thats my fav way to sign my autograph!" Christian said jumping up and writing his name on the exposed part of her boob, not enough for the eye but great for the hand Christian thought.

"Om my god! Christian just signed my right boob!" The Blonde said excited.

"So who do you write about?" Christian asked.

"You...we both love you to death!" The blonde said smiling.

"Well thats flattering. What kinf of wacky situations to you girls write me in?"

"Umm we both mostly do slash." The Blonde said.

"Slash?"

"Yeah its where to people of the same sex hook up!" The Brunette exclaimed.

"Wha?" Christian said suddenly disgusted.

"Yeah Sometimes I have you hooking up with Jericho, or Matt, or Jeff, or Edge, or-"

"Hey wait a second! Edge is my brother who I was adopted to hang out with thats sick! This whole thing is freckin sick!" Christian said cutting the Blonde off as he was now thourghly disgusted.

"But people love my stuff where Edge just bends you over and-"

"IM THE BITCH!?! DUDE NO WAY IM THE BITCH!" Christian yelled cutting off the Brunette, which cause Molly to giggle a little.

"Umm...Hey Molly is here too! You want her autograph?" Christian offered.

"I would love to." Molly said.

"Umm...like no offence but we hate you." The Brunette said.

"What?" Molly said looking hurt.

"Yeah we like Lita and Trish." The Blonde said

"Yeah we hope you loosed the womens title really soon cause you suck." The Brunette said nodding in agreement to her friend.

"Alright you two little brats! I'll have you know Molly is the coolest, and cutest diva in the WWE! YOu better apoligize to her right now!" Christian said standing up again defending Molly.

"Fine were sorry." The Blonde said rolling her eyes.

"Good Now apologize for writing stuff were Im Edges bitch....litterly!" Christain said in the same tone.

"Screw that! Lets get outta here!" The Brunette said not wanting to apologize for her belvoed slash.

"Why dont you stay. Molly and I were about to leave anyways!" Christian said holding out his hand for Molly to take. Molly smiled and took his hand walking away with Christian holding hands on the way to the car. All was akwardly silent until they got back to Mollys hotel room.

"Christian. I would like to thank you for tonight." Molly said looking to the floor.

"Ah its was nothing." Christian said shrugging it off.

"No it was. I mean it started off pretty horrible, I mean you broke every rule in the daters handbook but the way you stood up for me...well it was really sweet." Molly said now blushing.

"Molly you deserve it." Christian said. "Everything I said was true. You really are coolest and cutest diva in the WWE."

"Your not so bad yourself. I said you were kinda cute in a creepy little bastardish way, but maybe your just kinda cute in a regular way." Molly said.

"Thats the nicest thing someone has said to me for a long time." Christian said with a smile.

"Christian I know I said that if you were lucky that you might get a handshake good night but....I think Im willing to go further with you." Molly said blushing.

"Really!?! I mean....Im not gonna rush you I dont want you to do anything you dont want to." Christian said.

"Thats really sweet of you Christian but I want to." Molly said pulling him in for a big hug, then letting go a few seconds later.

"Wow...I cant belive I just went all the way to thrid base on just the first date. Christian I dont want you telling all the guys how you just scored tonight, Im not a slut and I dont want people to think of me like that. I have a reputation to keep up you know." Molly said looking down.

"I doubt you'll reputation will be hurt." Christian said.

"Goodnight Christian." Molly said opening her door.

"Hoodnight Molly." Christian said. Molly nodded and went into her hotel room leaving Christian to look at the door for about 3 minutes.

"A hug is thrid base to her? How unslutty can you get!? Still I think Im actually starting to like her....C'mon Christian snap out of it you need to win this bet!" Christian said slowly walking down the hallway with thoughts of Molly and signing that girls boob floating in his head.

TO BE CONTINUED.........

Ok so theres another chapter....told you that one would be longer. Now I gotta try to get the next Jericho and Stephanie chapter just as long. Anyways like I said...there was some romance in this chapter. Once again I apologize. But tell me what you thought of it anyways.

LaTerZ

-T Bond