4DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING DONT SUE ME

DATE: Feb 29-March 13 2004

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BUT ITS A WHOLE CANADIAN DOLLAR 2 - THE UN-NAILABLES PART 6: Jericho And Stephanie Round 3

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Jericho was hanging outside of Stephanies locker room waiting for her, casually looking at his watch every now and then.

"C'mon ya old bag I wanna get this over with." Jericho mutter under his lips not noticing that Mae Young and The Fablous Moolah had just walked by after being invited to Raw by Sheriff Austin in an attempt to make Eric Bischoff miserable yet again. Yet again it worked, with Eric Bischoff banning both ladies but espically Mae Young from Raw forever....yet again.

"Oh Crissie I knew you really liked me!" Yelled the senile old Mae Young, as she tried to sudectuivly walk to Jericho. Which looked much more like she was having a seziure.

"What!? No not you get away from me ya dingbat!" Jericho said taking the words from Archie Bunkers mouth.

"Oh I know thats not what you meant Mae said attempting to wrap her arms around a very disgusted Chris Jericho who ducked out of the way and ran down the hall way with Mae Young not far behind, despite her incredabily old age the old fossil still had what it took to keep up with Jericho. As they both ran off Moolah followed suit yelling at Mae telling her that she was making a fool of herself once more, though Mae really didnt care what so ever as long as she caught herself a man. Almost as soon as all three where out of sight Stephanie swung open the door and jumped out.

"Ok Chris heres your......chance? DAMMIT CHRIS JERICHO WHERE ARE YOU NOW!?!" Stephanie yelled with her arms crossed. Once again Jericho had disappointed her. She knew that she had heard Jericho outside of her door only seconds ago and now he was already gone again.

"Ok well screw this then I dont have to wait for you I'll just go find someone else who would be willing to be my business partner and take me dancing at a trendy dance club. Im sure there will be no short supply of them. Maybe I can find that guy from Quebec who claims to be from France and does little French Dances.....at least I know he knows how to dance, even if his dancing skills are quite limited." Stephanie said to herslef walking away from the door. Meanwhile Jericho kept running down the hallways making several twists and turns around ever corner possible in an attempt to lose the wily old bag. As Jericho kept running he saw his savior. Jericho grinned as he thought over his plan once he saw one former sex addict in the form of Mark Henery. All he needed once one temptation to fall off the wagon again and what better temptation then the woman he fathered a hand with.

"Hey Mark!" Jericho yelled getting Marks attention along with that of Theodore Long who as always was with him.

"Whatchoo want boy!?" Henery said turning around just in time for Jericho to run past him and Mae to run into his arms.

"Thanks Marky boy!" Jericho said with a grin turning the nearest corner to make his way back to find Stephanie.

"What are you doing playa? Let that old saggy snow flake go!" Theodore Long demanded.

"Ummm...yeah." Henery mumbled out looking into the eyes of his ex-girlfriend Mae, who returned the look.

"Oh Mark. Ive missed you so much!" Mae said hugging Henery.

"Hey get offa him cracker!" Long yelled trying to pull Mae out of Henerys arms which was meet by getting smacked on the top of his bald head by Moolah.

"Now you let them be Long! Mark was the only man who could stop that old bag from making a fool out of me every day, instead it was more like a week." Moolah yelled slapping Theodore Long with her purse again.

"Would you stop that!" Long said grabbing on Moolahs arm then looking into her eyes, causing him to for whatever reason fall for her.

"Oh Teddy...." Moolah said in a low tone. Long grinned put his arm around Moolah.

"You know baby. You cant go wrong with the Long." Theodore said, if he was lucky there would be a cameraman around and he would od just spawned the best catch phrase since Austin 3:16. Both men then walked away hand and hand with there respective old bags. Meanwhile Jericho had just got back to Stephanies locker room and knocked again.

"Stephanie would you hurry the hell up!?" Jericho yelled. He stood outside the door once more waiting. Though since he was low on patience as usual, he just opened the door to the womens locker room and walked on in hearing girly screams again.

"Hey Miss Jackie! I can see your nipple." Jericho said with a grin. "The more things change the more they stay the same huh?" Jericho grinned as Jackie quickly covered up successfully. Jericho looked around for Stephanie and noticed Molly sitting on a bench fully clothes and getting ready for her date with Christian.

"Hey Molly do you know where Stephanie is?" Jericho asked. Molly rolled her eyes.

"Unfortunally I have. She already left. Now please leave...what is it with self obsessed Blonde Canadians coming in here tonight?" Molly question.

"I guess its the place to be...now what do you mean she already left? I didnt see her leave. When did she leave?" Jericho said bombarding Molly with questions.

"She left about five minutes ago." Molly answered looking at her watch, surely Christian would be in his car waiting for her by now.

"Five minutes ago!? DAMM THAT MAE YOUNG!!!" Jericho spat out cursing the fossil aged diva wannabe once agian.

"Yes five minute ago....now if you'll excuse me I have a date with Christian." Molly said walking past Jericho. Knowing full well that Christian would be able to work at nailing Molly before he can get at Stephanie if Molly were to leave right now Jericho thought quickly and grabbed Mollys arm pulling her back.

"Hey Molly wait a second." Jericho said agrvating the diva.

"What is it now Jericho!?"

"You know....you are quite beautiful." Jericho said now in full suave mode.

"I already know that." Molly said with a smile.

"Of corse you do....because its true."

"Like I said...I KNOW." Molly said getting slightly annoyed once more. "Now if you'll excuse me I have to go."

"Umm...Hey your a big fan of that Jesus guy arnt you?" Jericho asked, peaking Mollys intrest.

"Jesus Christ? Of corse I am!" Molly said a little excited about the mention of her lord and savior.

"Theres no need to swear Molly."

"I didnt."

"Yeah well if my mother were here you would have some soap in your mouth by now, but anyways you know that new movie that hes in?" Jericho asked.

"Well hes not in the movie but I know the one you mean, The Passion Of The Christ." Molly said with a smile.

"Yeah that one. Did you know that there selling rare merchendise from that movie in this building tonight?"

"They are?"

"Yeah excusive coffee mugs, and snow globes and stuff. If you like him so much I think you should go there and get some of that stuff before its sold out." Jericho said. Anything to distract Molly long enough from meeting Christian while he found Stephanie.

"You know my mother did want one of the coffee mugs."

"Then you should go get one. Look I'll even give you the money for it!" Jericho said reaching into his pocket & pulling out a dollar fifty and handing it to Molly.

"I think its going to be more then a dollar fifty Chris."

"Yeah because demand has risen 500 percent! If I were you I would get out there to that stand right now and buy it up right away!" Jericho said pointing to the door Molly nodded.

"Thanks alot Chris, I owe you big time for this one!" Molly said rushing to the door and leaving.

"She'll owe me big time huh? I'll remember that for future use." Jericho said leaving the womens locker room, he needed to find Stephanie quickly. As Jericho started on his quest he didnt have to look very long as he saw her talking to and laughign along with Rene Dupree who just so happened to be doing his move that never fails to help him pick up the ladies. His Little french dance, and it looked as if Stephanie had fallen under its spell.

"STEPHANIE!!!" Jericho shouted getting her attention. Stephanie looked at Jericho then decided to ignore him and go back to watching Rene dance. Jericho knowing that he had precious little time before completely falling under the spell out Rene little french dance jericho rushed to Stephanie.

"Stephanie what are you doing with this french loser!?" Jericho asked spinning Stephanie around to face him.

"Well you werent around so I decided to see my other options. Rene here is a very good dancer and has assured me that he knows of a very trendy dance club." Stephanie said.

"Yes I know of the trendiest dance club in this city." Rene said in his french acent.

"Hey I wasnt talking to you ya frog!" Jericho said to the frenchmen.

"Dont be so rude Chris!" Stephanie said in Renes defence.

"Stephanie trust me you dont want to get involved with his person!"

"I dont know. He seems like he could be quite good after a little McMahon molding." Stephanie said in deep thaught.

"Stephanie do you know what frenchmen make there women do!?"

"What?"

"They force them to NOT shave there arm pits!" Jericho said with a disgusted look on his face, one quickly matched by Stephanie.

"Why thats not true at all!" Rene said.

"Hey Dupree I saw a lil french poodle around that corner, if you find it you can keep it." Jericho said with a sigh knowing that would get him to leave them alone.

"A little french poodle!? Really!?" Rene said in excitement.

"Yeah why not go find it." Jericho said, though half ways through that sentance Rene was already long gone. Jericho shrugged and looked towards Stephanie. "Shall we leave now?" Jericho asked Stephanie.

"Yes. Yes we should. They really dont let there women shave there arm pits?"

"Thats the rumor."

"Gross."

"That it is."

"So whats the name of this trendy dance club Chris?" Stepanie asked as they started walking towards the parking lot.

"Its called The Nickel Lodge." Jericho said.

"The Nickel Lodge? Thats a weird name." Stephanie questioned.

"Yeah it is but these trendy dance clubs always have weird names dont they?"

"Well thats true." Stephanie said in agreement. Both made there way to the parking lot where Jericho spotted Christian waiting impatiently in his car for Molly. Jericho grinned as they got in his car and made there way to the trendy dance club, before they knew it they were there.

"And now where here." Jericho said, repeating what I had just typed.

"Ummmm...Chris this place is called The BEAVER Lodge!" Stephanie said instantly figuring out that the trendy dance club Jericho promiced was a strip bar.

"Huh? Beaver Lodge? Oh yeah so it is. I always get beaver and nickel mixed up." Jericho said with a shrugg and hopping out of the car. With no intentions to stay in the car alone Stephanie also got out.

"How the heck can you get beaver and nickel mixed up?!" Stephanie questioned.

"I dont know....werid huh? Anyways lets go in. Im sure there are already people dancing." Jericho said.

"Yeah strippers."

"My favorite kind of dancers!" Jericho said getting excited. Jericho walked into the club followed slowly behind by Stephanie, Jericho runs to the stage getting one of the closest seats, Stephanie sighs and almost unwillingly follows and takes a seat next to him.

"Do you have to sit so close?" Stephanie asked growing more annoyed by the second.

"Well of corse!" Jericho said as if anything else wouldnt be worth his time.

"Geez how fun. You DO know that when I said I wanted you to take me to a trendy dance club I meant one where WE could dance right?" Stephanie asked.

"Really? Why? This is so much better!" Jericho said. Jerichos smile grew wider then the legs of the ladies on stage as he was there longer while unknowingly to him making Stephaines legs close tighter and tighter. Until a familar sounding voice came from behind them.

"Chris? Stephanie? What are you two doing here?" The voice asked. Jericho and Stephanie both turned around and looked in shock as voice belonged to the one and only Trish Stratus.

"Trish why the heck are you in a strip bar!?" Jericho asked.

"Good question." Trish said.

"Which is?" Stephanie asked.

"Well Im a lesbian now." Trish said.

"That explains it alright..." Stephanie said.

"Wait a second....Your a lesbian now!?" Jericho asked.

"Yes I am." Trish said.

"But wasnt I the last guy you were with?" Jericho asked.

"Yes you were, and after that experience I could never be with another man again." Trish said.

"So in other words, after me no other man could do?" Jericho asked with a slight smile.

"Ummm....yeah sure, you can say that I guess." Trish said.

"So what your saying is that since no other man could do, Im the ultimate man and that you would never give another guy a chance after me!" Jericho said completely missing the point.

"Well Im not giving any other guys a chance now thats for sure. So yeah sure Chris." Trish said rolling her eyes.

"WAHOOO I AM THE ULTIMATE MALE!!!" Jericho yelled jumping on a table raising his arms in the air in victory causing Stephanie and Trish to both roll there eyes again.

"Yo Steph you wanna get outta here and be alone?" Trish asked. Stephanie looked up at Jericho.

"You know....I cant believe that Im saying this but....yes." Stephanie said almost instantly turning lesbian. Stephaine takes Trishs hand and both then leave the bar.

"Hey wait a second...Stephanie just left with Trish. Does that mean that shes a lesbian now as well? Wow...I REALLY AM the ultimate man, But what the heck am I going to do about that bet? Theres no way Im going to loose those four Canadian dollars and title of The King Of Canadian Mojo....but what do I do......hmmm....heh...I think I got it!" Jericho said thinking back to earlier in the night with a smile, as he left the strip bar.

TO BE CONTINUED......

Ok folks I know this is my first update in over two weeks, for ANYTHING, so if your reading my other stuff as well Im apologize since I try for at least 4 updates a week. But I have a good reason. Actually I have 2 good reasons. #1 I was house sitting for my aunt and uncle until my cousin came home and #2 Having a girlfriend is a really big time eater. Anyways now that I have said that, what did you think about this chapter? Please send me a review and tell me what you thought, hopefully it was worth the wait.

LaTerZ

-T Bond