DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING DONT SUE ME
DATE: April 1st 2004
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BUT ITS A WHOLE CANADIAN DOLLAR 2 - THE UN-NAILABLES PART 6:
LONG LIVE THE KING
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Two hours after returning to the hotel Chris Jericho knocked on Christians door with pride. The day was his. Trulely he would be the recipient of the four Canadaian dollars, and title of The King of Canadian Mojo. No matter what the outcome Christian had, Jericho knew he had won, it was impossible to loose.
"C'mon Christian open up, its me Chris. I know you dont feel that great over loosing the bet but theres no need to be a sore loser about it my friend." Jericho said with a smile. To taunt Christian was just adding insult to injury but what did he care he was a heel anyways.
"Im not a sore loser I just drifted off to sleep waiting for you." Christian said on the other side of the door as he started to unlock all of the locks on the door.
"Well open up, I wanna gloat about my victory to your face." Jericho said still grinning, while hearing a second lock get unlocked.
"The door will be opened up in a few seconds." Christian said fiddling with the third lock.
"Is that another lock?" Jericho asked.
"Yup." Christian answered finishing with that lock and starting on the forth one.
"ANOTHER one? God how many locks do you have on there?" Jericho asked.
"There are seven of them." Christian said starting on the fifth.
"Seven!?" Jericho asked hearing the sixth one unlock.
"Yeah I requested the room with the most locks in the hotel." Christian said finally unlocking the last one and letting Jericho in. Chris took a look at the door once he got in then turned to Christian.
"Since when did you get so paranoid?" Jericho asked walking past Christian and settling on the couch.
"Since tonight." Christian said starting to lock them again.
"Mind if I ask why? Where you so horrible around Molly that she threatened to kill you?" Jericho asked slightly amused.
"What? Na, Molly loves me." Christian said with a grin as he finished up with the locks again and made his way over to the couch where Jericho was sitting.
"So I take it you nailed her?" Jericho asked.
"Actually no. I didnt."
"HA! Then I really did win!" Jericho said jumping to his feet!
"Bagged Steph huh?" Christian asked the now grining Chris Jericho.
"Well not at first. You see we ended up in this strip joint first and-"
"Wait a second you took Steph to a strip joint!?" Christian asked laughing.
"Yeah, apperently it was a bad idea. ANYWAYS after we got there we meet up with Trish-"
"As in WWE Diva and former womens champion Trish Stratus?" Christian asked.
"Yup thats the one Im talking about. Anyways we meet up with Trish and-"
"Why the heck was Trish Stratus of all people in a strip club? You didnt go to a male strip club did you!?" Christian asked cutting Jericho off yet again.
"God no! Now dont cut me off anymore." Jericho said.
"Alright sorry go ahead." Christian said.
"Ok good. Anyways we meet up with Trish there and apperently Trish became a lesbian after me and she used her womanly charms to steal Steph away from me." Chris said looking at the floor a little saddened.
"So you didnt nail Steph?" Christian asked.
"Im not finished yet. Ok so after about a hour or so I left the strip club knowing that without Steph I couldnt win the bet so I decided to do the one thing that could ensure my victory." Jericho said with a smile.
"Whats that?" Christian asked his eyebrow raised, this he had to hear.
"I came back to the hotel found out Mollys room number went there and banged her!" Jericho said half laughing now.
"What!?! Are you serious!? You nailed Molly?!" Christian yelled jumping to his feet.
"Yeah I thought you would like that, you know, Im not sure if she was a virgin or not but that girl is damm freaky! By far the kinkyest girl Ive ever been with. Maybe all those years of sexual umm...nothingness finally just exploded cause yeah it was crazy." Jericho said with a smile the entire time, he was so proud of himself and what he had accoimplished. Christian just stared at him in disbelief, but then grinned. Christian knew that even if Jericho did nail the girl that he was supposed to but couldnt that he still won this bet.
"Nice. Good job Chris, but I stil won." Christian said sitting down again his composure collected once again.
"Im not done yet Christian." Jericho said beaming.
"Your not?"
"Nope, cause you see after I left Mollys room, I decided to head here and gloat, but on teh way I meet up with Stephanie again. Apperently her experience with Trish was something that she considered to be only a tease and after seeing me and being all hot and bothered and stuff we made our way to my room and well. I dont think I have to explain what we did. Either way I now have myself a new business partner...again, and this time there are the perks of lots and lots and lot and lots of sex." Jericho said. He was now beaming so much that you couldnt even say he was proud of himself. He was feeling so much more then just pride at the moment.
"Oh....wow...amazing, but Im afraid to break the news to you Chris but I STILL won the bet." Christian said. Jericho raised a eyebrow, he had nail both girls, how could it even be remotely possible that Christian beat him?
"Christian how the heck could you of beaten me." Jericho asked.
"Well, after getting shut down by Molly, I knew that I had to close the deal with someone tonight or there would be no way that I could of beat you, I knew that you were gonna nail Steph no matter what. Thats when I got an idea. My trump card. I didnt want to do it, my lord did I ever not want to do it but there was no way I was about to just give up four whole Canadian dollars, thats a lot of money you know. So thats when I went knock on the door of two people who I KNEW wanted me." Christian said. He shuddered at the thought but still grinned anyways at least he didnt loose the bet, and after what he did there was no way they would be calling this one a tie either.
"Ok Christian you got me intrigued. Who exctally are these girls that wanted you so badly." Asked the intrigued Chris Jericho.
"Girls? I WISH! Unfortunally the people I knew who wanted me so badly were....ugh...Jindrack and Cade, The Gaywads!" Christian said shuddering again.
"GROSS ARE YOU SERIOUS!?!" Jericho asked jumping up and taking a few steps back. "What is it with people around me turning all gay and stuff....and whatis it with you and nailign people with dicks....guys and girls, I mean first Lita, and now Jindrack and Cade!?! Whats wrong with you!?"
"I just wanted to win....really really really really badly, I couldnt afford to lose. I mean c'mon it was four whole canadian dollars! Loosing that kind of money will lead to a mans downfall." Christian explained obvioulsy horrified at what he had to do.
"Well....Still Two girls are better then two guys so I win anyways!" Jericho said.
"Who said it was just two?" Christian said with a almost innocent smile. Jericho took a few more steps back towards the door. Hopefully all those locks on there were to trap him from escape he had planned to still go another seven or eight rounds with his new business partner yet tonight.
"What are you talking about Christian?" Jericho asked still scared as he started to slowly unlock the doors from behind his back.
"Well apperently when I show up they were in the middle of a foursome with Rico and the very very out of place but very very very very very very VERY welcome Miss Jackie. Needless to say I was with Jackie the whole time....except when I had to nail those other guys just to cement my victory but I had my eyes closed and was thinking about anal sex with Miss Jackie....which was really hard since all of those guys have suprisingly muscular asses." Christian said shrugging his shoulders.
"Oh God thats enough! Ok you win! Your the King Of Canadian Mojo." Jericho said then reached into his pocket taking out four canadian dollars and throwing them at Christian all while unlocking more locks.
"Alright now its almost worth it!" Christian said jumping on the floor and picking up the money. "Im gonna get a new tights that say King Of Canadian Mojo on them...and a shirt too! That might bring me twenty five whole Canadian dollars a pop!" Christian said.
"Your not gonna try to ass rape me are you Christian?" Jericho said fiddling with the last lock.
"What god of corse not! I just did what I had to do to win the bet Im totally into girls with muscular asses now!" Christian said.
"Oh...well thats reasuring." Jericho said taking a step away from the door now.
"Yeah Im totally not gay or anything. Its just sometimes a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do." Christian said.
"Yeah I guess I understand...but then again I would of never gone that far to win the bet. Wait a second...women with muscular asses?! Miss Jackie doesnt have a musuclar ass!" Jericho pointed out. Christian shrugged.
"I know...its really scary." Christian said, starting a long akward pause between the two.
"Ok well anyways Im gonna go now." Jericho said fearing the pause and what Christian might do if it continued for to much longer.
"Yeah sure see ya later man, nice to see you stuck to your end of the bet." Christian said as Jericho opened the door.
"Umm...yeah sure long live the King....hopefully you'll find a Queen instead of a Prince though." Jericho said. Christian nodded.
"Oh yeah dont worry I'll have myself a really hot queen too." Christian said with a smile. Jericho nodded at Christian then closed the door and took off down the hall way glad to be gone from Christian...at least on this night anyways. Christian shurgged and sat on the couch pulling out the four Canadian dollars and counting it just to make sure. Once knowing it was all there Christian smiled and leaned back in the chair.
"God the thought of actually doing what I just said I said sends a shiver down my spine. Long live the King, and his great acting abilities."
THE END.
And there you have it. The Saga of The Whole Canadian Dollar is over. Really Jericho won the bet. He nailed both Steph and Molly, but Christian always was a good liar and knew that if he acted the way he did that Jericho would buy it, and buy it he did. Sure he could of said he nailed a bunch of divas but he knew Jericho wouldnt believe that so he made up a lie that well....c'mon why would he lie about something so awful. Anyways that wraps this up. A Big thanks to all of those who stuck through this thing until the end. I knew it was odd and disturbing at times but hey its more fun this way is it now? And about The lie...well its April first so I thought it would also be fun to trick you my loyal readers a bit just for shits and giggles. Maybe you got ropped into the story and believed or maybe not, either way Happy April fools day! Oh well anyways please review and tell me what you thought.
LaTerZ
-T Bond
DATE: April 1st 2004
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BUT ITS A WHOLE CANADIAN DOLLAR 2 - THE UN-NAILABLES PART 6:
LONG LIVE THE KING
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Two hours after returning to the hotel Chris Jericho knocked on Christians door with pride. The day was his. Trulely he would be the recipient of the four Canadaian dollars, and title of The King of Canadian Mojo. No matter what the outcome Christian had, Jericho knew he had won, it was impossible to loose.
"C'mon Christian open up, its me Chris. I know you dont feel that great over loosing the bet but theres no need to be a sore loser about it my friend." Jericho said with a smile. To taunt Christian was just adding insult to injury but what did he care he was a heel anyways.
"Im not a sore loser I just drifted off to sleep waiting for you." Christian said on the other side of the door as he started to unlock all of the locks on the door.
"Well open up, I wanna gloat about my victory to your face." Jericho said still grinning, while hearing a second lock get unlocked.
"The door will be opened up in a few seconds." Christian said fiddling with the third lock.
"Is that another lock?" Jericho asked.
"Yup." Christian answered finishing with that lock and starting on the forth one.
"ANOTHER one? God how many locks do you have on there?" Jericho asked.
"There are seven of them." Christian said starting on the fifth.
"Seven!?" Jericho asked hearing the sixth one unlock.
"Yeah I requested the room with the most locks in the hotel." Christian said finally unlocking the last one and letting Jericho in. Chris took a look at the door once he got in then turned to Christian.
"Since when did you get so paranoid?" Jericho asked walking past Christian and settling on the couch.
"Since tonight." Christian said starting to lock them again.
"Mind if I ask why? Where you so horrible around Molly that she threatened to kill you?" Jericho asked slightly amused.
"What? Na, Molly loves me." Christian said with a grin as he finished up with the locks again and made his way over to the couch where Jericho was sitting.
"So I take it you nailed her?" Jericho asked.
"Actually no. I didnt."
"HA! Then I really did win!" Jericho said jumping to his feet!
"Bagged Steph huh?" Christian asked the now grining Chris Jericho.
"Well not at first. You see we ended up in this strip joint first and-"
"Wait a second you took Steph to a strip joint!?" Christian asked laughing.
"Yeah, apperently it was a bad idea. ANYWAYS after we got there we meet up with Trish-"
"As in WWE Diva and former womens champion Trish Stratus?" Christian asked.
"Yup thats the one Im talking about. Anyways we meet up with Trish and-"
"Why the heck was Trish Stratus of all people in a strip club? You didnt go to a male strip club did you!?" Christian asked cutting Jericho off yet again.
"God no! Now dont cut me off anymore." Jericho said.
"Alright sorry go ahead." Christian said.
"Ok good. Anyways we meet up with Trish there and apperently Trish became a lesbian after me and she used her womanly charms to steal Steph away from me." Chris said looking at the floor a little saddened.
"So you didnt nail Steph?" Christian asked.
"Im not finished yet. Ok so after about a hour or so I left the strip club knowing that without Steph I couldnt win the bet so I decided to do the one thing that could ensure my victory." Jericho said with a smile.
"Whats that?" Christian asked his eyebrow raised, this he had to hear.
"I came back to the hotel found out Mollys room number went there and banged her!" Jericho said half laughing now.
"What!?! Are you serious!? You nailed Molly?!" Christian yelled jumping to his feet.
"Yeah I thought you would like that, you know, Im not sure if she was a virgin or not but that girl is damm freaky! By far the kinkyest girl Ive ever been with. Maybe all those years of sexual umm...nothingness finally just exploded cause yeah it was crazy." Jericho said with a smile the entire time, he was so proud of himself and what he had accoimplished. Christian just stared at him in disbelief, but then grinned. Christian knew that even if Jericho did nail the girl that he was supposed to but couldnt that he still won this bet.
"Nice. Good job Chris, but I stil won." Christian said sitting down again his composure collected once again.
"Im not done yet Christian." Jericho said beaming.
"Your not?"
"Nope, cause you see after I left Mollys room, I decided to head here and gloat, but on teh way I meet up with Stephanie again. Apperently her experience with Trish was something that she considered to be only a tease and after seeing me and being all hot and bothered and stuff we made our way to my room and well. I dont think I have to explain what we did. Either way I now have myself a new business partner...again, and this time there are the perks of lots and lots and lot and lots of sex." Jericho said. He was now beaming so much that you couldnt even say he was proud of himself. He was feeling so much more then just pride at the moment.
"Oh....wow...amazing, but Im afraid to break the news to you Chris but I STILL won the bet." Christian said. Jericho raised a eyebrow, he had nail both girls, how could it even be remotely possible that Christian beat him?
"Christian how the heck could you of beaten me." Jericho asked.
"Well, after getting shut down by Molly, I knew that I had to close the deal with someone tonight or there would be no way that I could of beat you, I knew that you were gonna nail Steph no matter what. Thats when I got an idea. My trump card. I didnt want to do it, my lord did I ever not want to do it but there was no way I was about to just give up four whole Canadian dollars, thats a lot of money you know. So thats when I went knock on the door of two people who I KNEW wanted me." Christian said. He shuddered at the thought but still grinned anyways at least he didnt loose the bet, and after what he did there was no way they would be calling this one a tie either.
"Ok Christian you got me intrigued. Who exctally are these girls that wanted you so badly." Asked the intrigued Chris Jericho.
"Girls? I WISH! Unfortunally the people I knew who wanted me so badly were....ugh...Jindrack and Cade, The Gaywads!" Christian said shuddering again.
"GROSS ARE YOU SERIOUS!?!" Jericho asked jumping up and taking a few steps back. "What is it with people around me turning all gay and stuff....and whatis it with you and nailign people with dicks....guys and girls, I mean first Lita, and now Jindrack and Cade!?! Whats wrong with you!?"
"I just wanted to win....really really really really badly, I couldnt afford to lose. I mean c'mon it was four whole canadian dollars! Loosing that kind of money will lead to a mans downfall." Christian explained obvioulsy horrified at what he had to do.
"Well....Still Two girls are better then two guys so I win anyways!" Jericho said.
"Who said it was just two?" Christian said with a almost innocent smile. Jericho took a few more steps back towards the door. Hopefully all those locks on there were to trap him from escape he had planned to still go another seven or eight rounds with his new business partner yet tonight.
"What are you talking about Christian?" Jericho asked still scared as he started to slowly unlock the doors from behind his back.
"Well apperently when I show up they were in the middle of a foursome with Rico and the very very out of place but very very very very very very VERY welcome Miss Jackie. Needless to say I was with Jackie the whole time....except when I had to nail those other guys just to cement my victory but I had my eyes closed and was thinking about anal sex with Miss Jackie....which was really hard since all of those guys have suprisingly muscular asses." Christian said shrugging his shoulders.
"Oh God thats enough! Ok you win! Your the King Of Canadian Mojo." Jericho said then reached into his pocket taking out four canadian dollars and throwing them at Christian all while unlocking more locks.
"Alright now its almost worth it!" Christian said jumping on the floor and picking up the money. "Im gonna get a new tights that say King Of Canadian Mojo on them...and a shirt too! That might bring me twenty five whole Canadian dollars a pop!" Christian said.
"Your not gonna try to ass rape me are you Christian?" Jericho said fiddling with the last lock.
"What god of corse not! I just did what I had to do to win the bet Im totally into girls with muscular asses now!" Christian said.
"Oh...well thats reasuring." Jericho said taking a step away from the door now.
"Yeah Im totally not gay or anything. Its just sometimes a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do." Christian said.
"Yeah I guess I understand...but then again I would of never gone that far to win the bet. Wait a second...women with muscular asses?! Miss Jackie doesnt have a musuclar ass!" Jericho pointed out. Christian shrugged.
"I know...its really scary." Christian said, starting a long akward pause between the two.
"Ok well anyways Im gonna go now." Jericho said fearing the pause and what Christian might do if it continued for to much longer.
"Yeah sure see ya later man, nice to see you stuck to your end of the bet." Christian said as Jericho opened the door.
"Umm...yeah sure long live the King....hopefully you'll find a Queen instead of a Prince though." Jericho said. Christian nodded.
"Oh yeah dont worry I'll have myself a really hot queen too." Christian said with a smile. Jericho nodded at Christian then closed the door and took off down the hall way glad to be gone from Christian...at least on this night anyways. Christian shurgged and sat on the couch pulling out the four Canadian dollars and counting it just to make sure. Once knowing it was all there Christian smiled and leaned back in the chair.
"God the thought of actually doing what I just said I said sends a shiver down my spine. Long live the King, and his great acting abilities."
THE END.
And there you have it. The Saga of The Whole Canadian Dollar is over. Really Jericho won the bet. He nailed both Steph and Molly, but Christian always was a good liar and knew that if he acted the way he did that Jericho would buy it, and buy it he did. Sure he could of said he nailed a bunch of divas but he knew Jericho wouldnt believe that so he made up a lie that well....c'mon why would he lie about something so awful. Anyways that wraps this up. A Big thanks to all of those who stuck through this thing until the end. I knew it was odd and disturbing at times but hey its more fun this way is it now? And about The lie...well its April first so I thought it would also be fun to trick you my loyal readers a bit just for shits and giggles. Maybe you got ropped into the story and believed or maybe not, either way Happy April fools day! Oh well anyways please review and tell me what you thought.
LaTerZ
-T Bond
