Kasumi: Hello people!! Today I have a co-host. My best friend who tried to kill me and all around crazy person: ED!!
Ed: * Is in a metal cage* Hi Everyone in TV. land! * waves *
Kasumi: * Looks at her weirdly* this isn't TV.
Ed: *Shrugs* And your point is…
Kasumi: Um, Today we have everyone's favorite Youko: Kurama! * Place fills in quickly with Kurama fans* Damn one word can do a lot.
Ed: It's not a word, it's an obsession. * turns to Kurama fans* just cause I'm in a cage doesn't mean I won't kill you all!
Kasumi: If you're wondering why she's in a cage I got two reasons: One she's crazy and two we needed to tighten up security, cause we got Kurama coming in. * Puts on black sunglasses and headphone walkie-talkie on* We're ready! * Kurama comes in* The fox is in the den. I repeat, the fox is in the den!
Ed: KURAMA!! * Tries to make a grab, but can't reach* I must have!!
Kasumi: Down girl! * Brings out the bat Botan had during the St. Beast saga* Don't make me use this!
Ed: Must find away out to get to Kurama! * Starts gnawing on the bars of the cage*
Kasumi: That will keep her occupied for a while. Now on to the story!! ^_^
Disclaimer: Kasumi :I don't own YYH or the Macarena. Ed: Don't worry it will make sense very soon! :D
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It was the last day of school, seventh period. Everyone was ready to leave at a pin's drop. The teacher was up front, sitting at her desk. Just filing her nails and humming an off key tune that no one had heard of. Not one student spoke a word. 'Why won't you ring you stupid bell!' Yukina kept screaming in her mind. Keiko was sitting next to Yukina, with the same anxious look. Touya was sitting at the left corner with his legs going up and down uncontrollably. Everyone seemed to be eyeing the clock on the wall. The second hand kept jerking. Yukina felt as if she would explode. Waiting for one bell just was taking forever. Then finally the loud bell rung throughout the school, throngs of teens screamed freedom. In a matter of seconds, students ran out to get started on their summer break. Only two stayed back, Kurama and Hiei. Kurama volunteered himself to help the teachers with clean and such, and Hiei had detention for Miss. Makuro.
"Hiei-Chan, are you almost done washing those desks?" Miss Makuro Smirked evilly at him. Hiei growled curses to his self and then turned to face her, "Almost done Makuro-Sensei." Hiei said with a plastered on smile. "That's a good boy." She said, but not in a good way. Hiei turned back not wanting to look at that witch. "You know Hiei-chan, you're being a big help to me." Miss Makuro came closer to the Koorime boy, who didn't detect her coming at him from behind. "Hn, really." Hiei said not wanting to talk with her. "Yes." She said, her eye's roaming up and down Hiei's body. "I know what you're trying to do!" Hiei yelled at her. "Y-you do?" she shuddered. "Yeah, you don't fool me." Hiei said squeezing the sponge in his hand. "Really?" She asked coming closer. "That's right, so hit me with your best shot!" Hiei said crossing his arms and with a smug smirk on his face. Even though he really didn't know, he thought she was trying to make his life a living hell. "I didn't know you liked to get straight down to business!" Miss Makuro smiled full hearty and grabbed Hiei's butt. Hiei's eyes became huge. Hiei stayed calm and cool, then screamed bloody murder like a girl. It echoed through out the school.
"Hiei! Are you alright?!?" Kurama yelled coming in. Miss Makuro blushed and took her hand off Hiei's butt. "Um, Hiei almost tripped on the sponge and I caught him." She lied. "I'm glad you're alright." Kurama smiled. Hiei on the other hand wasn't smiling. His mouth to the ground, he just pointed over and over again at Miss Makuro "But, but, but, but" He kept repeating. "Yes, yes." Kurama said patting Hiei on the head, "She helped you. Now lets go. Yukina and Kuwabara are outside waiting for you." Kurama smiled and leaned on Hiei's head, using it as an armrest. "Get the hell off my head and don't pat it either!" Hiei warned the red head. Kurama just walked out of the room. Hiei was just about to step out, when he turned around "If you ever do that again, I swear I'll kill you." Hiei growled in his throat at Miss Makuro. "It would be worth it." She said winking and blowing him a kiss. Hiei screamed again and ran out the room. "My, he has a fine ass." She whispered.
Hiei was running down the hall to the front of the school. He turned the corner and bumped into Kuwabara. "AH!" Hiei yelped in surprise. "Hiei-chan I haven't heard you scream like that since you fell that time you were in the shower singing the Macarena, OPPS!" Yukina said putting her hands over her mouth and blush furiously. Kuwabara laughed wildly and Kurama was trying to hold back his giggles to no prevail. Hiei turned tomato red and pointed at Yukina; "You said you would never tell anyone!" he screamed.
~::FLASHBACK::~
A couple years ago, when the Macarena was still popular, Hiei was taking a shower. (Kasumi:I think that's a good thing! ^_^; Ed: Why should Hiei be the one taking a shower, what about my Kurama?!? * Goes back to chewing on the bars of cage* After this, I'm gonna need a dentist. This better be covered by my insurance or I'll SUE!!; Kasumi: HEY MACARENA! * Hits her over the head with the bat*) Hiei was washing his hair. He had the Macarena in his head. What better way to get a song out of your head but to sing it in the shower. You can't sing the Macarena without doing the dance, so that's what Hiei started to do, sing and dance the Macarena. "Hey Macarena, doo dood doo dood da do. Hey Macarena AIGHT!" With the last word, Hiei slipped on the soap that was on the shower floor. He screamed as he fell grabbing the shower curtain along with him. Yukina ran in concerned and covered eyes " Hiei! Are you okay?"Hiei looked at her with shampoo filled eyes. "My eyes, my ass, my back, my ego and I think I bruised my balls."
~::END FLASHBACK::~ (Kasumi: I think we over used the word Macarena. Ed: Maybe, Maybe not.)"HA! Hey Macarena, aight!" Kuwabara laughed harder. Kurama was crying from laughing. "I'll kill you damn it!!!" Hiei screamed. He ran over to one of the benches and yanked it out of the ground. He took the bench and swung it at Kuwabara. "AAH" Kuwabara screamed and ducked just in the nick of time. "Hiei, Calm down please!" Kurama asked. Hiei swung the bench again, missed Kuwabara, and hit Kurama. Kurama fell down, unconscious. " Hiei-chan, What have you done!" Yukina ran over to Kurama. "What? I meant to hit Kuwabaka, not Kurama." "What'd you call me?" Kuwabara growled at Hiei. " You heard me!" "Now, now boys," a voice from nowhere said "I think your overreacting." Kanta came from behind the bushes. " Are you stalking me or something?" Yukina asked " I have no life; of course I'm stalking you!" Kanta turned to Kuwabara and Hiei " If your gonna fight, at least let it be an even match." Kanta drew her sword and pointed it at Kuwabara. " Don't you dare!" Yukina shouted. Kanta didn't listen and dashed to the carrot top and stabbed him. Kuwabara just stood there after Kanta took her sword out. "Nothing?" Kanta asked, "Why aren't you a demon, damn it?" she yelled at him. Kuwabara just shrugged his shoulders, not knowing what to say.
"He's that weak." Hiei chuckled. "Shut the hell up Mr. Macarena!" Kuwabara yelled. He was gripping his hand so tight that his knuckles were turning white. "Kazuma, why is you hand on fire?" Yukina suddenly asked. Kuwabara looked to his right hand and saw an orange sword shaped thing. "What the?" Kuwabara asked himself.
"Ouch, my head." Kurama said regaining consciousness. "Kurama-kun." Yukina smiled. Kurama turned to Kuwabara and tiled his head, "Kuwabara, why is your hand on fire?" Kurama asked. "Don't know. That's what we're trying to figure out." Kuwabara said and poked the sword like thing, "Ow!" Kuwabara cried. "Um, Kazuma I wouldn't do that." Yukina advised. Kuwabara didn't listen and poked it over and over again ten times, "Ow…Ow….Ow…Ow…Ow..Ow…Ow..Ow..Ow..OW! This thing hurts!" Kuwabara stated the obvious. "Naw, you think!" Hiei said getting annoyed. "Okay this is just getting stupid." Kanta said, "I'll try you." She said to Kurama. "No thanks." Kurama declined. "Did I say you had a choice?" she asked. "No ma'am." Kurama said acting like it was all simple. Kanta looked at him and threw her sword at him, hitting him.
"Kurama-Kun!" Yukina cried. "Oh no. Why did this happen?" Hiei said flatly not caring at the least. Kuwabara was still poking the sword "Ow" He was pretty much preoccupied.
"My, I bet that hurt." Botan said coming out of nowhere from behind Yukina. "Ah, don't do that!" Yukina cried. "Sorry. You know if I was in your shoes I wouldn't be worried. Kurama is weak and a nerd, what could he turn into?" Botan asked. "You maybe right, but I'll go transform." Yukina whispered and toddled out off the scene.
Kurama started to be wrapped in all theses wild plants. "This will be good." Botan said to herself. Hiei looked to her "Who the hell are you?" He asked. "Um, no one." Botan smiled. "Okay." Hiei said and looked back at Kurama. The plants bloomed and Kurama was let free. All you could see was his shadowy figure. "I'm free." Kurama smirked. He walked out and was exposed to the light. "Holy Crap!" Botan cried and fainted as she laid her eyes on the new demon Kurama. "Damn!" Kanta drooled. "He's different" Hiei said. "Ah, Kurama is a fox thing!" Kuwabara said and then went back to poking his sword, "Ow"
"Youko Kurama is my name now, weakling." Kurama said in the coldest voice ever. He was very pail now and was wearing a white. His long red locks were now sliver with a pair of ears on top of his head and tail that matched in the back. His soft emerald eyes had turned gold and hard.
"Wow, um are you ready to do my biding?" Kanta said wiping the drool from her chin. "I listen to NO ONE!" Kurama howled out. Kanta trembled in fear at his voice. "Ice maiden glacier shards!" Kina yelled shooting her attack at Youko Kurama. The ice attack landed on him, freezing him. "Got Ya!" Kina smiled jumping off the roof. Youko broke the ice and laid unharmed. "Pitiful bitch!" Youko screamed. Kina landed on the ground. Youko reached into his hair and brought out a tiny seed. With a flash the seed grow into a huge tree. Each branch had a mouth ready to chomp at everyone and thing. Yukina started to freak out with massive fits of screams. Hiei looked around for away to get out of this predicament. There was no way out they were doomed.
They were until Kuwabara started to scream like a psycho and swung his sword around running, straight into Youko's tree, slicing and slashing the tree into bits. "Damn you!" Kuwabara screamed at the sword. He threw it to the ground and it disappeared. "Kuwabara made himself useful? IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!" Hiei screamed joking around. "Way to go Kazuma!" Kina smiled. "You may have killed my tree, but not me!" Youko growled. He took a rose from his hair this time. "Rose Whip!" He cried as the short rose turned into a long thorny whip.
Youko licked his lips. Seeing the look in their eyes, the look of fear. He cracked his whip eyeing everyone, "Who should be my first pray? You Kuwabara? Maybe Hiei for hitting me? Or Kanta for stabbing me? I know, Kina for trying to freezing me!" Youko laughed, playing his mind games.
"Rose Whip!" Youko cried sending the whip at Kina. "That will be enough Kurama." A woman said. It was Genkai, standing in front of Kina. She was holding Youko's whip in her bare hand. "Let go woman!" Youko screamed. "Shut your mouth child." Genkai said. She closed her eyes and the whip started to glow yellow. Youko winced in pain and fell to his knees. "Wh-what are you d-doing to me?" Youko stuttered out, feeling himself weaken. Genkai let go and the whip turned back into a rose. The sliver Youko was smacked back a little. Genkai's hand was now glowing yellow. "Kina-chan come over here." The smaller woman beckoned.
"Yes Genkai-san?" Kina asked. She totted over to Genkai. Genkai grabbed Kina's hands and the power was transferred to Kina. "Whoa, what was that?" Kina asked. "I have given you a new attack. Use it wisely." Genkai advised. "Kay." Kina said a bit confused. She looked at her hands the energy was now a misty blue. "You will know what to do." Genkai said standing next to the knocked out Botan, "Bum." Genkai said looking at her right hand woman. Kina thrust her arms forward " Tonbo Arare Arashi!" She screamed. An Ice dragon came out and attacked Youko Kurama. He froze over and fell to the ground. The ice melted and the normal Kurama was back, but wet.
"Good job Kina." Genkai said. Her and Botan disappeared. Kina turned back into Yukina with a smile. "Damn it, the one time I don't find a dud. He goes crazy on me." Kanta said and faded out. "Why am I wet?" Kurama asked. "That's no big deal Kurama. I'm goin' home." Hiei said and took Yukina with him. Kuwabara fallow after the Koorime twins. Kurama stood there blinking "You still didn't tell me I'm wet. Hiei? Hiei?! HIEI, WHY AM I WET?!? TELL ME!!" Kurama yelled.
Later that night, "Shizuru, look at this!" Kuwabara called. "What is it Kaz-chan?" Shizuru asked. "It goes on, it goes off. It goes on, it goes off." Kuwabara laughed as kept clenching and unclenching his hand as the energy sword came on and off. Shizuru look at him with her mouth wide opened, "I'm going drink something." She said and walked out the room.
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Kasumi: Hee, I think we tortured Hiei and Kuwabara too much. ^_^
Ed: You can never tortured Kuwabaka enough. * Get through bars, Finally* Freedom! KURAMA!!!
Kasumi: *Talks into Walkie-talkie * The psycho is out of the cage, I repeat the psycho is out of the cage! This is not a drill! * Guys in black suits and have headphone Walkie-talkie, Rush Kurama to a helicopter. That takes off as soon as Kurama is on.*
Ed: KURAMA!! * Grabs on the leg of helicopter*
Kasumi: * O_o* Um, Psycho has gone leech on copter. * Runs after them*
Ed: Must have Kurama!
Kasumi: Damn, it's to high for me hit. * looks at bat* Maybe? * Throws bat at Helicopter and its Ed*
Ed: * @_@* Kur- Kuram- mma * Falls*
Kasumi: The leech is down. You're good to go.
Ed: Why Kasumi?
Kasumi: *Hits Ed over the head and knocks her out * This is Kasumi Koorime for Ed saying see ya next time!
