Kasumi: Hello people!

Ed: Sleep is for the dead!!!

Kislio: * holding eyelids * mustn't die!

 Raoulak:  I hate people, they will all die!

Lor: everybody will die some time or another, duh! Ed, that means you died last night.

Ed: Yeah! It's cool to DIE!!!

Kasumi: What a downer.

Lor: do you mean we get buried under ground?

Raoulak: Ed will burn and die in murderous hell…

Lor: do I know you?

Kasumi: -_- Don't I make the best friends?

Lor: you like people who talk about death?

Ed : And is that a bad thing? Talking about death is FUN!!!!

Lor: *looks at her strangely* Are you ok? What the heck are you taking, Ed? You're almost as strange as the name Raoulak.

Raoulak: Why thank you, I made up the name myself.  Now I can kill you in peace.

Lor: your welcome, I think… oh, I think Kasumi would kill you if you kill me, and she can hurt worse.

Ed:* T.V. in background turns off* NOOOOO!!!!! The mystic box is malfunctioning!!!!!

Lor: uh, actually Kasumi's mom turned it off cause it's 3:18 am. 

Raoulak: It's not the mystic box, it's the magic box of LIGHT AND SOUND!!!

Ed: *points and screams* It's all LIES AND DECIET!!!

Kislio: You are all crackheads and tards.

Lor: what makes you different from them? 

Raoulak: Meh…

Lor: uh… is that ancient Mayan?

Kislio: You two have just proved my point.

Lor: who me? And tards is another name for hamster poo.

Kasumi: And they call me the voice of reason!

Ed: And I'm the magical voice of insanity!!!! Yippee!!!

Kislio: God, I hate you all.

Raoulak: Thank you…Hey………You shall all burn and die in hell!

Kislio: Once again, you have proved my point.  Oh, and strong statement to an atheist :P

Lor: Raoulak, you haven't spoke for eight lines. No one was talking to you… except for Kislio.

Raoulak: Trying to think of something clever…not…working…ow…hurts…pain!!!

Kislio: Idiots, all of you.  Die.

Lor: Raoulak, are you taking the same thing as Ed? Kislio, you must be taking something different then they. You're too weird for them.

Ed: I take the magic candy of death and insanity!! *Grab Kurama action figure that's at Kasumi's house* You agree with me don't you? * Hugs*

Rauolak: Heh…heh…heh…heh…STEROIDS!!!!!

Kislio: I don't know any of you.

Kasumi: You know what I blame this on?

Ed: The monkey's running the store in my brain?

Kislio: That explains a lot.

Kasumi: NO!!! The lack of sleep and the sugar high you guys are on!! I'm stopping this! Onto the story!

Disclaimer: I own nothing!!!!

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            It had been a couple of weeks since school let out, now it was July. Everyone had been enjoying their vacation. The mall had finally been rebuilt and Touya could go back to his job at Suncoast.

             Now it was a slow Wednesday at the mall. Touya was hard at work. Yusuke and Jin were there with nothing to do, but bug Touya. "Oi, Touya how ya makin' out back there?"  Jin asked leaning against the manga rack, reading one of the Inu-Yasha's. He was wearing blue jean overalls and a green T-shirt. "Yeah Touya. What are you doing back there?" Yusuke asked looking at the DVDs. He was wearing blue knee length shorts and lime green T-shirt

            Touya came out of the back room with a box of mangas and DVDs. He was wearing a navy blue shirt and short jeans, of coarse his red Suncoast vest. "I need to put up the rest of this new stuff." Touya said. He laid the box down behind the counter. "Jin this isn't a book store, so don't read it if you aren't going to pay for it." Touya hassled. "Come on now Touya. Can't ya let ma go this time." Jin plead. "No Jin, if I let you slip this one time who know what will happen next. Then Yusuke will do the same. Then other people will too. You need to think of cause and effect." Touya scolded. "Fine, may that be, but ya don't have ta be getin' all in ma ass like that. Ya bein' a bit of a tight ass." Jin groaned. "I am not!" Touya argued. "Ha! Touya you're such a tight ass, that if we stuck a coal up your ass, we would have a diamond in two weeks." Yusuke laughed. "Yeah, ain't that the true!" Jin started to laugh with Yusuke. "Shut the hell up! At least I'm not the idiots who have to go to summer school Monday!" Touya countered. "Ouch." Yusuke said. "Oi Touya, that's a low blow right there." Jin frowned. He put the manga back and crossed his arms.

            People came in and out of the store during the course of an hour. Only the guys, an old woman and her granddaughter, were the in store now. "This is such a slow day." Touya yawned to Yusuke. "How much longer until you get off?" Yusuke said looking at the stuffed Ein doll, from Cowboy Bebop. "I have to wait for Bob to release me." Touya said from behind the cash register. "What time? I want to get something to eat after you get off." Yusuke said holding his stomach. "Around 1 or 2, I guess." Touya said. "Jin what time is it?" Yusuke looked to Jin. "Um, 'tis bout 12:45." Jin said looking at his watch on his right wrist.

            "Excuse me?" a woman called to Touya. "Hello and thank you for choosing Suncoast. Will this be all?" Touya said not bothering to look up. "No, I would also like you." The woman smirked putting her hand on Touya's hand. "Well as much as I'd like to take you up on that, I can't ma'am." Touya chuckled a bit. "Um Touya." Yusuke gulped. "Not now Yusuke I'm with a costumer." Touya said and scanned the object the woman gave him. "Touya, ya just might want ta take a peek up." Jin screeched. "Fine I don-its you." Touya sighed. Kanta smirked at him and hopped on the counter. "What do you want and please don't sit on the counter." Touya said flatly. Kanta simply poked him on the chest. He put his arms up "Make it quick." Touya frowned. "You sure are willing." Kanta smiled.

            She took out her sword and stabbed Touya. He stood still like he was frozen and fell back with his legs sticking up. "That was the lamest thing I've ever seen!" Yusuke yelled out. "At lest I put up more of a fight!" Jin complained, "What the hell was that Touya? Ya just don't let people go and stab ya like that!" Jin yelled at the knocked out Touya. "Yeah!" Yusuke concurred, "Hey Jin did you see the way he fell?" Yusuke sniggered elbowing Jin. "He fell like a stiffen' board."  Jin laughed. "We told you that you're a tight ass Touya!" Yusuke called to Touya. Touya jumped up "Shut the hell up Urameshi!" he growled. He had a new outfit on. It had light blue baggy pants and a sleeveless navy blue shirt; it was covered a bit by a white cloth that was like a mini toga. He had a navy blue belt that had a purple gem circled by a gold ring. On his arms he wore fishnets. "But it's so true!" Jin laughed. "Er, I said shut up Kaze (I gave Jin a last name ^_^)!" Touya yelled and jumped over the counter, knocking Kanta down. "Ow you idiot!" Kanta cried shaking her fist.

            "Excuse me, young man?" The old women called from the back were the T-shirts hung. "Coming ma'am!" Touya sung. He skipped over, yes skipped, to the old woman. "What are you doing?!" Kanta yelled. "I'm helping the customer." Touya smiled. "Why?" she cried. "I have to, it my job. I must assist the customer because: 'the customer is always right'." Touya stated. "Oh good god." She said and slapped her forehead.

            "Thank you ladies have a nice day." Touya waved to the old woman and her granddaughter. "Okay, now will you attack damn it?" Kanta cried. "Why would I?" Touya asked. "Um…Um…because I'm a customer!" Kanta announced holding up a NewType magazine. "Okay. Thank you for choosing Suncoast. How may I help you?" Touya said. "Alright now we are getting somewhere. Attack these two jackasses!" Kanta pointed to Jin and Yusuke. "Don't mind if I do." Touya smirked. Touya's right arm had ice form on it into a sword. Jin and Yusuke looked at the ice sword. "Ya know if that wasn't go'en a hurt us, that would be so cool." Jin laughed. "He's got a point." Yusuke grinned. "Really?" Touya asked. "Yeah." Yusuke said. "Cool!" Touya said and then ran at the two. "AH~!!!" the two guys screamed and held each other. Yusuke's eyes were held shut, Jin look around and found the one thing that could save their lives. "Hold it we are customers!" Jin yelled still holding Yusuke with one arm and the other up in the air holding a Vash key chain, from Trigun. (I have one! Ed bought it for me!)

            Yusuke cracked an eye and look to see Touya's blade inches from his face. "We won?" Yusuke asked. "Aye, we won Urameshi!" Jin shouted. The two backed away from each other and grabbed the other's hands, "We won, we won!" the laughed jumping up and down. Then they had a reality check on how gay they looked at that moment. "AH!" the two yelled and jumped away from each other.

            "Touya what the hell is going on here?" Bob asked coming in, "And what are wearing? It looks good on you, but you need to wear your vest." Bob complained. "Touya I said to kill the jackasses!" Kanta yelled. "Touya I'm one of ya best friends.  Ya just can't kill me!" Jin pleaded. "Must think Keiko thoughts!" Yusuke cried holding his head. Poor Touya was being yelled at all ends. He just wanted to scream, "Everyone just freeze and shut up!" Touya screamed. With that said the whole store and everyone in it was frozen. I mean literally! Everyone and thing was covered with ice, thanks to Touya. Touya looked around, back and forth, he backed away slowly. "Um, I got to go, bye!" Touya turned his back and ran out of the store.

            Yukina was walking around the mall. Hiei had promised to go shopping with her. He just didn't know Kuwabara was going to be there.  She walking in front of the two men as they carried the bags. "Isn't it a great day to go to the mall you guys?" Yukina smiled. "Everyday is a great day with you Yukina-san!" Kuwabara grinned happily, just to be holding Yukina's shopping bags. Hiei grumbled some cusses that couldn't be heard from under the mountain of bags he held.

            Yukina turned the corner and who would crash in to her but a screaming Touya. Touya fell to the floor. Yukina bounced and fell right on to Kuwabara. Bags flew about from Kuwabara's arms and hit the floor. "You alright Yukina?" Kuwabara cried as she sat on his lap. "Yes Kazuma, I am." Yukina said rubbing her face. "Ouch." Touya groaned. "What's going on? I can see, Damn it!" Hiei yelled. " Yukina-chan we have trouble!" Botan called running at the blue hair girl. "Botan, What's wrong?" Yukina asked. "No time. Lets go!" Botan yelled and swooped her up. "Botan were are we going?" Yukina asked being dragged by the wrist. "I said no time." Botan said sharply turning a corner. "What are you talking about? Its just one word!" Yukina questioned. "Good point." Botan laughed, "The demon should be at Suncoast." She said turning to look at Yukina. "Suncoast." Yukina repeated. "Yes, now transform!" Botan commanded.

            Botan and Kina got there in a matter of seconds to find everything covered with melted ice. "What happened here?" Kina asked. She walked in and was four frozen people. "Oh no. Is everyone alright?"            She called. "Welcome to Suncoast. How may I help you?" the muffled and shivering voice of Bob asked. "Ah!!" Kina screamed and whacked Bob on the head. Scenting his free of his icily prison, but also knocking him out. " This sucks. This sucks." Kanta kept repeating. She had somehow got a hairdryer and was thawing out.

            "Kanta! What happened?" Kina demanded. "If you must know. I did my think and the guy I stabled freaked out and ran away. It's all because of those two idiot!" Kanta yelled pointing to Yusuke and Jin with her hairdryer. "Who did you turn into a demon?" Kina asked. "To tell the true, idontknnow." Kanta whispered as fast as she could. "What?" Kina requested. "Oi, didn't' ya hear her. She be sayin': I don't know." Jin quickly translated. "Thanks Jin." Botan smiled. "No one asked you, you damn lucky charms reject!" Kanta yelled throwing the hot hairdryer at Jin. She missed and hit Yusuke who was in his own Keiko paradise, "Keiko its so hot. Wait this really is hot. Ah it burns!!!" Yusuke said coming out of his false reality. "What do you mean you don't know who you turned into a demon?" Kina screamed. "That's what I mean. Asked the leprechaun or the pervert." Kanta crossed her arms. She wanted to walk away, but she hadn't got to dry her legs and she had already thrown the hairdryer.

            "Jin, Yusuke, one of you, please tell who Kanta turned into a demon?" Kina implored. "That's easy it was the tight ass." Yusuke laughed. "Who's that? I need a name." Kina yelled. "No need ta be gettin' all in a huff now. It was Touya." Jin smiled. "Touya, really. Yusuke, what did you call Touya a tight ass?" Kina asked a bit confused. "Because of the way he acts and the fell. Just like a stiff board." Yusuke stared to laugh uncontrollable. "Your friend was hurt and stabled and you laugh at him?" Kanta cocked an eye at him. "Yeah that's the just of it." Yusuke continued to laugh. "ER, YUSUKE YOU'RE SUCH A JERK!!!" Kanta yelled and smacked Yusuke into the store across the store. "Um, we have to go see you later." Botan smiled and dragged Kina out with her. "Hold it! Please don't be leavin' me behind!" Jin cried.

             Back with Kuwabara, Hiei, and Touya: "I'm so sorry about running into Yukina." Touya apologized. He was helping Hiei with some of the bags he was holding. "That's alright Touya. It was just an accident. It could of happened to anyone." Kuwabara said picking up the last bag. "So were do you think she went?" Hiei said with a better view. "I don't know, but I did see this other girl take her somewhere." Touya notified.

            "There he is." Botan smiled. The two girls stood behind the corner. "I'll go get him." Botan said and ran over to the ice demon. "Touya I need to talk to you!" Botan yelled. "What the? Who are you?" Touya asked. "Um, new manager." Botan lied. She grabbed his arm and swung him into Hiei who got knocked over to Kuwabara. "Darn it not again" Kuwabara sighed.

            "Where are you taking me, miss?" Touya cried being dragged. "Here!" Botan grinned. Touya came face to face with Kina. "Hello." Kina waved shyly. "You're that good witch girl." Touya pointed. "No, I'm the good magical girl!" Kina whined. "Whatever." Touya sighed. "I'm here to turn you back into a human." Kina smiled. "Fine by me." Touya said. "Kay, Tonbo Arare Arashi!" Kina called and the ice dragon with a big roar slammed Touya by Hiei and Kuwabara. "Did you hear something?" Hiei asked. "No." Kuwabara shrugged. "Ouch!" Touya Cried, back to his normal self.

            At Suncoast: "I'm hungry." Jin sighed. "You and me both." Kanta agreed. The ice suddenly disappeared as if it was never there. "I'm goin' ta help Urameshi over there." Jin said and walked over to Yusuke's landing area. "Sigh I'm alone." Kanta said and disappeared just as the ice had done.

            Yukina ran back to Hiei and Kuwabara with a huff a breath, "Hay sorry, I had to go to the bathroom." Yukina smiled. "That's alright, lets go." Hiei smirked. "Oi, what's up?! Jin yelled to the threesome. "Not much, what happened to Urameshi?" Kuwabara asked looking at the hand shaped bruise on Yusuke's cheek. "Some gal just be slappin' for bein' an ass." Jin smiled, "Have you seen Touya. He just ran out of the store like a bat out ta hell." Jin asked. "He's over there." Yukina pointed to the beat up Touya. "Cool. Oi Touya ya hungry?" Jin yelled to his friend. "Sure I'm up for it." Touya smiled. "I'm so hungry." Yusuke groaned.

             Two hands came over Yusuke's eyes, "Guess who." A formal voiced said playfully. "Um, I give up." Yusuke grinned knowing who it was. He turned to see the pail Keiko smiling up at him. "Yusuke-chan!" Keiko smiled throwing herself into his arms. "Keiko-chan very long time and no see." Yukina smiled to see her best friend out of the house. "I'm glad you've gotten better. Have the doctors figure out what's wrong yet?" Yusuke asked worried for his girlfriend's health. "No they haven't, not yet anyway." Keiko said trying to still sound cheerful.

            Keiko had been very sick and hadn't been able to leave the house. She seemed to not to be able to take sun light for very long. She would faint or start to burn real badly, so she was starting to get very pail. You like a vampire. The doctors couldn't figure out what was wrong. She wasn't allergic or anything and the test they ran showed nothing. It was a mystery. Yusuke had been to her house very day to make sure she was all right.

            "I'm hungry lets get something from the food court." Keiko recommended. "Sure." Yusuke laughed. With that Keiko dragged Yusuke ahead to the food court. "I think we should do the same thing guys. I've been on my feet all day." Yukina smiled. "Aye, we'll be joining ya guys." Jin grinned. "Great the more the merrier." Yukina smiled.

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Kasumi: That all people! Review for me Please!! ^_^

Ed: * Holds Kurama doll and pets his plastic hair * Mine… You can't have the real, real thing, settle with a substitute-Right Raoulak?

Raoulak: ::clutches Kuwabara doll close:: Kuwabara loves me and that's all that matters…

Lor: Kuwabara's cheating on you…

Raoulak: You're just jealous…

Ed: Who would be jealous of Kuwabaka?

Lor: for once I agree with you. Who would be jealous of that ugly, hairy ape?

Kasumi: That's just not nice.

Kislio: Evolution has failed us.

Lor: what does evolution have to do with not being nice? And every other girl agrees with me.

Kislio: Nothing, but it has to do with all of you.  Not everyone will get that, but the right (read: semi-intelligent) people will.

Ed:  * Continues to pet Kurama.* I wish the real Kurama was here. * Pouts *  I need Kurama's sacred powers!

Raoulak: Thank you, Kasumi.  At least SOME people have decency left in them…I love Kuwabara!!

Lor: you know, if Kurama was in the real world he would come down from the sky with an umbrella, in a black suit, and start to sing: a spoon full of sugar makes the medicine go down…

Ed: *Growls * You all will die!! You can screw yourselves and rot in Hell!! I hate you all…

Lor: at least my guy, Jin, is strait.

Kasumi: You know Ed it is so true!!! LOL!!

Ed: GOD DAMN YOU ALL!!! HE IS NOT GAY YOU BUTT MUNCHERS!!!!

Lor: then what was he doing with Hiei last night…

Kasumi: O.o What?!? When did Hiei get into this?

Raoulak: At least Kuwabara is strait…And you guys were making fun of me…

Ed: I hate you all. * Points at Lor * Especially you!!

Lor: *bows* I take that as a compliment.

Kasumi: Why me? -_- sigh…

Lor: maybe Kurama forced him too…

Ed: KURAMA WOULD DO NO SUCH THING!!! * Runs to a corner, holds Kurama doll tightly, in fetal position*

Lor: are you sure you know him that well… all you do is hold that doll when he was here yesterday.

Raoulak: I am going to go back to my old violent angry self again, okay?  But yes I still love Kuwabara.  Even the most evil villain has a weakness…

Kasumi: This end now!!

 See ya signing off with, Ed, Raoulak, Kislio, Lor, and Kasumi! ^_~V