CRF-Hello everyone. Did you miss me?

Legolas-*still has tape over mouth* mmph. M m m m!

CRF-Yes, I still have Legolas captive. OK. I have news for ya'll. I'm taking time off to work on a new ficcy, untitled. No untitled is not the name of it, I just don't know the title yet. Sooooo, I won't update this for a while. I suppose I should let my captive breathe sometimes. *reaches down and takes tape of Legolas' mouth*

Legolas-I can breathe!! I can breathe!! And thank the Valar she's leaving us alone for a while.

CRF-When I return, Legolas will still be here. I'm not letting him get away for a long time. Muwahahahahahahahahahaha! Yes, I know I'm evil. *bows to applause* Thank you, thank you. So if you want me to continue sooner, leave a good review. Reviews saying "You are sooo evil" or something similar will NOT make me update faster. Reviews begging me to update might help. And I'm helpless when faced with puppy dog eyes.

Legolas-*thinking*maybe if I give her puppy dog eyes she'll let me go. It's worth a shot.

CRF-Leave a nice review peeps and be glad I didn't leave you with a cliffie. I could've been eviler. Muwahahahahahaha *starts chocking* Oh crap.