Kasumi: * in a garbage dumb * Where is the computer?

Ed: * Pops out of a random stack of garbage* Over there next to the path. *Points to carpet path *

Kasumi: Oh * Goes to the computer with the Youko Kurama background* Here you are. * Pats computer like a dog* Hello people today we are on location at: Ed's room.

Ed: It's so fantastically great! * Trips over huge mound of clothes*

Kasumi: Ed how do you live like this? * Puts foot down on something sticky * ….EW, what the hell did I just land in?

Ed:  *blinks* I've been looking for that! * Picks it up and throws in another random pile*

Kasumi: We're hoping to get it cleaned, so Ed will finally get the Internet!

Ed: *Grabs a blanket and puts it around her neck like a cape. She than pulls out a long stick from a random pile. * After this *Puts foot on a pile of stuffed animals and points the stick at the ceiling* My tyrant father will have no choice but to succumb to my demands! *Laughs manically while cape blows in the wind generated by an ac in the window*

Kasumi: Right… Ummm, Don't ya just love that pic of Kurama and the guys in wedding dresses? * Points to the poster near the ceiling next to the Chinese scroll calendar*

Ed: I love all my posters! *Throws her arms up and turns in a circle, gesturing to all the different anime posters on her walls*

Kasumi: ^_^ Hn, I know. *Very low whisper * I think Kurama is getting married to Koenma in that one. *Laughs funnily *

Ed: Kurama *Hits Kasumi over the head with long stick * Is *Hits her again * Not * Hit her another time * GAY!!!!!!!!!! * Hit her harder several more times *

Kasumi: *Holds head * OW!!! *Reaches into random pile and pulls out bamboo stick * Ed? *Looks at stick *

Ed: Yeah?

Kasumi: Why do you have bamboo in your room?

Ed: *Shrugs* My dumbass spoiled rotten nephew found it and put in here *Starts mumbling ways to kill the evil devil child and not be grounded*

Kasumi: Oh…….*Gets bamboo up, ready for Ed to attack * Hit me with your best shot.

Ed:*Scratches head* Why? * dives into a pile of clothes like she was diving in a pool*

Kasumi: Cause ya hit me!!! Oh and we both have sticks.

Ed: * Comes out of a completely different pile of random stuff* BANZAI!!! * Hits Kasumi's bamboo*

Kasumi: Crap *Throws Ed back into a pile * This may take while, Why don't you guys just read on.

Ed:  *Swings at Kasumi's head *

Kasumi: *Ducks * Crap. 

Disclaimer: I don't own anything! Why god, why?!?

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            Summer school, a word that means: screwed for the rest of the summer. At lest that's what Hiei kept saying over and over again. He had the worst subject with the worst teacher to teach it too: Miss. Makuro Teaching English!

            Hiei walked into the half-full classroom with a notebook and a pencil. He saw a few faces he knew from the school year. In the back corner Yusuke and Jin were playing with a paper football. In the middle Shishiwakamaru talking with Suzuka who was putting on more hair gel then should be humanly possible! Just to make it stand up straight.

            "Hello Hiei." Kurama smiled coming out of nowhere. "KurAma?" Hiei's voice cracked, as he tried to hide that Kurama had spooked him. "I'm glad you made it." Kurama said. "Kurama, why are you here? You're a straight A student." Hiei asked. "I'm here to help Makuro-Sensei." Kurama laughed. Hiei dropped his stuff and almost broke down crying, "No, no. This must be a very cruel joke!" Hiei gulped. "No, we're stuck with each other all summer. Isn't that great?!" Kurama said and hugged the quivering Hiei.

            "Kurama-Kun please let Hiei-Chan have a seat." Miss. Makuro growled to Kurama. "Oh, yes ma'am." Kurama said releasing his grip on Hiei. The Koorime boy fell to the ground next to his stuff.

            "Hey Kurama!" Kuwabara grinned coming in. "Hello Kuwabara. I'm helping Makuro-Sensei this year." Kurama smiled. Kuwabara looked down to the ground to see Hiei with glossiest eyes looking up to him, "Yo Hiei, are you cry-" Kuwabara started. "NO! You will never speak of this! It never happened!" Hiei yelled at the lager man. "What do I get out of it?" Kuwabara asked. "What did you say?" Hiei demanded to know. "I want a date with Yukina or me and Kurama will tell the whole town about this." Kuwabara grinned. "Kuwabara, I can't believe you thought that up by yourself, and it's 'Kurama and I'." Kurama said. "Thank you." Kuwabara smiled. "Fine, fine, I agree, but if you so much as hurt her in anyway I swear I will hunt you down like the dog you are, got it!" Hiei screamed. Kuwabara suddenly started to grin stupider then usual, "YAY!! To my beloved I go!!" Kuwabara said and started to walk out the room. "Kuwabara we still have class." Kurama shouted to the carrot top. "Oh right." Kuwabara laughed.

            "That's class for today. Please do your homework tonight and give it to Minamino-Kun tomorrow. Class is dismissed." Miss. Makuro said. "Yes, finally!" Yusuke laughed. "Urameshi-Kun, you will also have page 14 and 15 for homework too, just for that little outburst." Miss. Makuro yelled. Yusuke's face drooped down with his huge frown. "Tough luck there, a Urameshi?" Jin said patting Yusuke on the back. "That goes for you too Kaze-Kun." Miss. Makuro sneered. "But, I did nothin'. That ain't fair at all!" Jin yelled, "He has a point." Yusuke agreed. "Also pages 16 and 17. Dare to push it further gentlemen?" Miss. Makuro smirked. "No ma'am." They said together. "Good." She laughed and left the room. "Man, what a bitch!" Hiei growled. "Yeah, tell me about it." Yusuke said. "Oi, with a capital B, that she is." Jin laughed.

            "Man what's that smell?" Kuwabara said holding his nose. Kurama took a sniff of the air and got the worst face, "Ew, Kuwabara that's disgusting!" Kurama screeched. "No, I didn't do it." Kuwabara yelled back. "Its not Kuwabaka!" Shishi shouted. "It isn't?" Hiei asked feeling his eyes start to water. "Come on, not even that ape could smell that bad." Shishi laughed. "Yeah! You tell them…… Hold it, what you call me?" Kuwabara said giving Shishi the evil eye.

            "So who is it?" Yusuke asked. Shishi stood up, "Its Suzuka and all his hair gel!" Shishi shouted pointing to Suzuka, who was putting another handful of gel on his hair. Everyone looked at him and then took a step away. "What?" Suzuka asked. "Suzuka in the name of all that is holy, why are you putting all that crap in your hair" Yusuke asked. "Can't you guys see? Look at me."  Suzuka shouted standing up putting on yellow sunglasses. Everyone, but Shishi looked closely at him.

            Suzuka was wearing a long sleeve red jacket with the left sleeve ripped off. The jacket reached his knees and had a slit on it. He had a red belt around his waist. On his legs he wore skintight brown pants and matching kneepads. His left arm had skintight brown sleeve and a gray elbow pad.

            "I don't see it." Yusuke said rubbing his chin. "Um, don' see what ya be talkin' bout." Jin said looking as hard as he could. "Come on!" Suzuka sniveled. "Can't say I do. Sorry Suzuka." Kurama said clueless.

              "Here." Shishi said tossing a manga at Yusuke. Yusuke grabbed the manga. He and Jin looked at it for a min. "This is a Trigun manga." Yusuke said showing everyone. "What's a 'Trigun'?" Kurama asked. "Oi, I see! Ya tryin' ta be like that main charter ya are. Just like that Vash guy." Jin grinned. "Yes! Thank you!" Suzuka smiled. "That's sad." Hiei laughed, "Shishi you hang out with this guy?" Hiei asked. "Shut up Koorime!" Shishi yelled. "Hiei, Hiei, Hiei that isn't very nice." A voice from outside said (Kasumi: *Flatly * Who could it be? Ed: I think they know by now. *Swings stick around like a crazy woman hitting the air for no reason * Attack! *Swings at Kasumi again *)  "Its her again." Hiei growled. "Her? Her who?" Suzuka asked. "You're kidding me, right?" Kurama sighed. "No, I'm not who is it?" Suzuka inquired. "The evil Bitch of the west." Hiei laughed.

            "Shut up!" Kanta yelled smacking Hiei over the head, "How can my master have a crush on you?" Kanta sighed. "What?" Hiei cried. "Nothing." Kanta said whipping the her brow, "You, Guy who smells very bad!" She said pointing to Suzuka. "Yeah?" Suzuka asked. "RANDOM ATTACK OF VIOLENCE!!" Kanta yelled stabbing him swiftly. "What the hell?" Shishi asked raising an eyebrow. "I don't get it." Kurama said. "What's there to get? Random attack of violence!" Hiei smirked and punched Kurama in the arm. "That hurt!" Kurama cried. "Good." Hiei smiled. "Ya think he'll be a gettin' up?" Jin said looking for something to poke Suzuka with. "Suzuka, get up. I know you aren't dead." Shishi sighed. "I'm not?" Suzuka asked getting up.

            "Nice outfit Suzuka." Yusuke chuckled. "Oi, I always knew ya was a clown Suzuka." Jin sniggered with Yusuke. Suzuka was wearing a pink and blue clown outfit and a mask over half his face, the other half covered in make-up. "I am not Suzuka! I am the beautiful Suzuka!" Suzuka announced. "Damn another dud!" Kanta sighed.

            Yukina was walking through the halls to go meet Hiei after his summer school class. "Where is it?" Yukina asked herself out loud. "From your left to the right I do believe." Botan said coming out of a locker. "Botan, how did you get in there?" Yukina asked. " I was attacked and someone stuffed me in there." Botan cried happily. "What do you mean attacked?" Yukina asked worried. "Someone took all my money!" Botan cried. "I'm sorry I asked." Yukina sighed. "We have another Demon in school." Botan said changing the topic. "We do? Okay." Yukina said knowing what to do.

              "Suzuka, that has to be the must idiotic thing you have ever said!" Shishi said. Suzuka glared at Shishi dangerously and threw a card at him. "AH!" Shishi screamed and ducked the card that sliced through a bookcase. "You must put Beautiful before my name if you wish to live!" Suzuka laughed a full-hearted laugh. "Hn, Fruitcake!" Hiei growled. "Now I will take over the world!" Suzuka laughed again, even harder. "What's so damn funny?" Yusuke demanded to know. "I though clowns made everyone else laugh." Kurama sighed.

            "Hold it!" Kina yelled to the clown demon. "What's this? A girl in a mini skirt is here to stop me?" Suzuka laughed, again. "Hey! I'm a mini skirt wearer too you know." Kanta yelled. "Yes where are my manners. Here lets started out with a new hand!" Suzuka laughed sending a collection of cards at Kina. "Ah!" Kina yelled dodging the cards. "Sorry I missed. Lets try that again!" the demon clown shouted. He reached into his pocket and pulled out another set of cards at Kina. "Don't hit me!" Kina cried running as the cards kept missing. Kina stopped, stuck between Miss. Maruko's desk and her chair. Suzuka threw more cards, making a Kina outline. "You're trapped like a…um, trapped thing, that's… really trapped." He said coming up with the smartest thing he could thing of. Everyone looked at him, "…" no one talked. Okay he wasn't very smart to begin with, cut the guy some slack. You just don't grow brains in a few minutes after getting stabbed! "Right, could you kill her?" Kanta asked all wondering where the hell could his brain had gone too. "Sure!" Suzuka grinned, and with a flick of a wrist he aimed a card at Kina's face.

            "Can't you kids do anything right?" Genkai sighed floating to Kina's eye level. She had caught the card a little away from Kina's face. "Now some short woman is trying. What a laugh!" Suzuka, again, laughed. "No, she is." Genkai said pointing behind him. "Wha-?" Suzuka asked, and turned around, but it was a little too late. Botan had smacked him up side the head with her oar. Turning him up to normal.

            "Why do I feel we should be like freaked out or something, you know besides standing here?" Yusuke asked. "I knida been gettin' use to it. I'm hungry." Jin shrugged. "Me too." "Think we can bug Touya after we eat?" Jin chuckled. "Sweet. I'll see ya guys!" Yusuke said and walked out with Jin. "Well, I'm screwed, bye." Kanta said and disappeared in a wink of an eye.

            "You think he'll wake up?" Shishi asked. "I don't know. The lady hit him pretty hard." Kuwabara sighed. "I really don't care!" Hiei snarled. "Don't worry he'll get up in 5,4,3,2, …and 1." Genkai said putting down a finger for each number. Magically Suzuka jumped up, "My head hurts real bad for some reason. I just can't put my finger on it." He said all confused like. "That can't be good." Kuwabara said. "My hair is it alright? Please let it be okay!" Suzuka screamed feeling his now pointing straight up hair that was as hard as a rock, "Its finally the way I want it. Happy days!" He cried. Suzuka turned to thank the three women, but they were gone.

            "Hiei-Chan!" Yukina yelled from the hall. "Yukina-San!!" Kuwabara yelled and did the 'Yukina dance' over to her (If you've seen the second YYH movie you know what I'm talking about.). He grabbed her hands and grinned, turning red, "Yukina-san, will you please go out with me this weekend?" He implored his blue hair maiden. Yukina looked at him and then at Hiei, "Sure Kazuma-Chan. If its alright with you, Hiei-Chan?" Yukina asked her brother with the biggest 'please do this for me and make me happy or I'll hate you for the rest of your natural life' look. "Its fine by me. Anything for you Yukina-Chan." Hiei said stiffly with a big fake smile. "Yay!" Yukina smiled wrapping her arms around Kuwabara's neck. Kuwabara looked as if he would die a happy man.

            Meanwhile, in a dark gloomy place with a raggedy couch and an out of order soda machine, Maho Kanta's master was sitting. Waiting her little pawn's return. "M-master?" Kanta said fearing for her life. "You lose I take it, again!" the dark master yelled. "I- I'm sorry! I was out n-n-numbered and and-AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!" Kanta screamed being attacked by her master's attack. "I don't give a damn you f@%king bitch!!" the dark master yelled and then slammed Kanta into the soda machine. Kanta whimpered weakly and cried. "Now get the hell out of my face!" the dark master roared loudly with a huge echo. "Y-yes ma 'am. " Kanta cried and left.

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Kasumi: * Has bandage on head and another wrapped on her arm* Well, Ed's dad came in and told us to stop screwing around and start cleaning

Ed: * Has a black eye and a bandage wrapped over the other eye. She is also standing on a CLEAR, CLEAN floor* He always ruins the fun *Turns to door and shakes fist* Killjoy!

Kasumi: Okay… * Smiles widely* But, We are DONE! * Band comes out of nowhere while Kasumi and Ed dance. Confetti comes from the ceiling* Danm, now we have to vacuum again!

Ed: Yay!! I get to vacuum!! *Grabs vacuum out of the corner* Confetti… YOU HAVE NO CHANCE!!* Laughs manically and turns on vacuum*

Kasumi: God help us all…

15 min later after Ed finishes her vacuuming

Kasumi: *Dancing* We're DONE!! Finally Ed will get the Internet in her room!!

Ed: Not quite

Kasumi: * stops dancing* WHAT!! *Gets in Ed's face* You mean we spent hours cleaning the rat hole dump you used to call a room for NOTHING?!?

Ed:*Shrinks into corner* It's not MY fault! My dad says we have to clean my closet since it's "part of the room"

Kasumi: * Anger leaves* Shit, we're screwed.

Ed: *Nods* Yep, that's about it.

Kasumi: The things I do…* Walks to Ed's closet.* You owe BIG time for this.

Ed: *Salutes* You are a far braver one than I. Good luck Solider! * Sits on the chair  in front of her desk and puts on a helmet.*

Kasumi:*Gulps, Whispers* I'm going to die * Hand goes to the doorknob* For the internet! *Pulls open and an avalanche of stuff falls on her. Kasumi is now buried up to her neck in junk*

Ed: *Laughs like an idiot, falls off her chair, and hits her head on a dresser-Not noticing or caring because of the helmet*

Kasumi: *Wines* It's NOT funny!

Ed: When you say that, It's even funnier!! * Laughs harder*

Kasumi: I going to kill you!

Ed: Will my room ever get clean? Will Kasumi ever get out of that pile of trash? How do I know? I 'm not allowed to tell even if I did know. *Quick glances around* I KNOW NOTHING!!

Kasumi: Shut up and help me, you dumbass!