Kasumi: Hello people! Today with me is, as (of now) is Ed, and Lor is also here, YAY!

Lor: I'm in a skirt!!!!!

Kasumi: Lor has field hockey today.

Ed: *Sob * No more freedom, school is…. IN! *Sobs louder in a corner *

Kasumi: *Takes out bat * Bad word!! *WACK* Don't *WACK * Say *WACK* That!!!*WACK*

Ed: *Falls over * Ouch, that hurt! Raoulak already hurt me with that stupid throwing star. I don't need you wacking me over the head, thank you very much!! *Trips Kasumi *

Kasumi: *Hits ground * Why you-- *the two start fighting *

Lor: Was that actually going happen? *Thinks for a moment * I get to host, WHOO!! Bow to the almighty Gir! * Takes out Gir doll *

Kasumi: Ow! She bit me!

Ed: My stomach!

Kasumi: Lor, stop the worshipping of the Gir and do me a favor: do the disclaimer to start the story!

Lor: Okay! Come on Gir.

Gir Doll: *Comes to life * YAY, DISCLAIMERS!

Kasumi: Its alive?! *Ed smacks Kasumi over the head * Ouch! No Gir, that isn't a good thing.

Gir Doll and Lor: *Looks Kasumi * I WANT TO SING THE DOOM SONG!!

Ed: *Throws Kasumi to the side * DOOM SONG!!!

Lor, Gir Doll, and Ed: *Singing * DOOM DOOM DOOM~

Kasumi: Oh god! What has started? Oh well, they can't do it that long.

==Couple days later==

Lor, Gir Doll, and Ed: *singing * Doom~

Kasumi: Okay, maybe I was wrong.

Disclaimer: I wish I owned anything in here, but its just a wish *sigh *

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            "Kazuma, Are you alright?" Yukina asked. Kuwabara's face was beat red as he looked at Yukina. "Kazuma?" Yukina said a little louder. "Wha? Oh yeah. Yes Yukina-san?" Kuwabara grinned happily. "What do you want to eat?"  Yukina asked as they walked around the mall food court. "What ever you want Yukina-san." Kuwabara smiled. "Okay! Is Friendly's alright with you?" Yukina requested. "Sure, that be great." Kuwabara agreed. "YAY!" Yukina shouted and pulled Kuwabara by the arm to the restaurant.

            "I don't like where this is going." Hiei snarled. "Well it is a date, Hiei." Kurama said sitting next to Hiei at a table a good distance away from the couple.  Hiei looked at Kurama for a moment, "Why are you here?" Hiei asked. "Because I'm your best friend." Kurama smiled. "Okay why is Yusuke here?" Hiei pointed to Yusuke, who was on the other side of Hiei eating a taco. "Who keg hack hail." Yusuke said with his mouth full. "What?" Hiei asked getting a little bit of taco on him. "Oi, he said 'To get black mail'." Jin answered. "Then why are you and Touya here then?!" Hiei yelled. "To help Urameshi with the camera." Jin smiled, holding up a camera. "They dragged me here after work." Touya sighed.

            "Damn it, Its hard enough to do this by myself, but with half a dozen men its not easy to sneak around her with out her knowing." Hiei growled. "Hiei there's only five of us not six." Kurama corrected. "Shut up!" Hiei yelled elbowing Kurama in the gut. "Ow. Was that the random attack of violence thing again?" Kurama asked. He still didn't get it. "No. We're moving out men!" Hiei sighed and when to the Friendly's.

            Yukina and Kuwabara sat in a booth near the back. They had already ordered their lunches and were waiting.

            A couple tables away, the guys were watching like a couple of hawks. Yusuke had his camera out and filming. "What are they talking about? I can't hear a damn thing!" Hiei yelled. "Be calm." Kurama said looking at the ice cream menu. "No, I will not be calm that's my sister." Hiei said between his teeth. "You know she's the same age as you, right? I mean you are twins." Touya asked. "So, what's your point?" Hiei said annoyed someone was questioning him motives. "Well she should be allowed to date who she wants, with out you spying on her. You wouldn't want her spying you and tell you who you can or who you can't date. I say we just leave now and let them have their date. What do you say guys?" Touya said.

The group was quit for a moment looking at Touya, as though they were really thinking about what he had said. Then Hiei, Jin, and Yusuke just busted out laughing. "Yeah right and miss Kuwabara's first date with Yukina? Hell no!" Yusuke grinned patting his camera. Touya picked up an ice cream menu and hid his face, "Well, can't say I didn't try." He sighed.

"I need to go to the bathroom." Yukina excused herself. Kuwabara waved as she left. He looked down at the ground, "My stomach is full of killer butterflies." Kuwabara sighed. "If only I wasn't so nervous. What can I do, what can I do?" Kuwabara kept repeating to himself, "I know!" He grinned. He clasped and unclasped his hand a few times, "It goes on, it goes off. It goes on, it goes off. It goes on it goes off. Heheheh." Kuwabara laughed.

"What the hell is tha' dumbass be a doin' now?" Jin asked. "I don't know. I think he has a lighter." Yusuke said zooming his camera in for a close up.  "His hand looks like its on fire from this angle." Hiei said narrowing his eyes, "What do you and Touya think Kurama?" Hiei asked. "I think the triple chocolate fudge looks good." Kurama said drooling over the picture. "Yeah, but the blue penguin sundae looks better." Touya grinned. Well, they're gone." Yusuke sighed. "But the ice cream looks too good to…" Jin started babbling and drooling. "Jin, don't! Focus!" Yusuke shake him. "Right, the thin'." Jin smiled, still trying to look.

"Can I get you guys anything?" the waitress asked. "Triple chocolate fudge, please." Kurama said looking at the picture, as if it would pop off the menu. "The blue penguin" Touya drooled. "That will be all." Hiei said tipping his chair back to see Kuwabara. "Okay. You, with the camera, I'll be taking you as my payment." She said wrapping her arm around Yusuke's neck. "Unh." Yusuke said not caring. Hiei turned back to the table and saw the waitress, "MEEP!" Hiei yelped as his chair fell back.

"Yu-yusu-k-ke?" Hiei stuttered coming back up. "Unh." Yusuke nodded. "J-ji-in?" Hiei called. "Ummm, Reese's ice cream. Let me see what I want." Jin said licking his chops. "Ah, damn." Hiei whispered.

"So you don't care?" Kanta grinned. "Unh." Yusuke said trying to focus the camera, "Man, Yukina takes a long. What the hell is she doing in there?" he sighed. "Is it just me or is everyone blind?" Hiei growled. Kanta pulled her sword from behind her and stabbed Yusuke right through the chair. "Ow." Yusuke cried and dropped the camera. Jin put his hand out and caught the camera, "Oi, Ya should be careful with this thin' ya know." He said still looking at the menu.

With a bright flash Yusuke changed. He had long black spiky hair and marks all over his now topless chest. "Now, Yusuke, do you going to do as I say?" Kanta asked playing with Yusuke's long locks. Yusuke turned to her with a big content grin on his face and disappeared. "Wh-where he go?" Kanta yelled looking around for the new demon. "He's fast!" Hiei said looking too.

Kanta's face turned red, as a tomato and eyes were full of shock "You… didn't… just… do…THAT!!" Kanta screamed. Yusuke was behind her feeling her up, happy as a clam. "This is for slapping me all the time." Yusuke laughed. "Yusuke you jerk!" Kanta   yelled and tried to slap Yusuke, but he was too fast and got away. "Hn, that's Yusuke for you: A total prev." Hiei smirked.

Yusuke reappeared on top of the table, "Hey everybody! Guess what? I'm on a killing spree!" He laughed. Everyone looked at him and then when back to what they were doing. Yusuke got an irritated face on, "Ignore me will you? Lets change that." Yusuke smirked, "Rei Gun!" he screamed. A big blast came out of his right index finger. Everyone looked and ran like a bat out of hell. "Hahaha, that's right! Run bitch!" Yusuke yelled to the people.   

Touya, Jin, and Kurama, did pay attention and kept looking at the pictures in the menu. Kuwabara on the other side was still doing the 'it goes on it goes off' thing. He was in a world of his own. Hiei and Kanta sat down and watched the chaos unfold.

In the women's bathroom, Yukina was breathing deep breaths. Trying to work up the nerve to go back out there. She looked herself in the mirror and sighed, "I can do this. I can do this. I'm going to walk out there and have a great time, and here I go." Yukina said and walked out. She came running back, "I can't do this!" She yelled watching the sink. She looked back up to the mirror the look at herself again, and saw Botan's face. "AH! Don't do that!" Yukina yelled. "Hee hee, I'm sorry Yukina-Chan, but duty calls." Botan smiled. "Right!" Yukina said and ran out. "Hey, wait a little help! I can't get out of here! Yukina-Chan?!" Botan screamed stuck in the mirror.

"This is great." Kanta smiled. "Hey, I guess score one for you." Hiei said still watching Kuwabara. "Yusuke Urameshi!" Kina yelled. "Or maybe not." Hiei sighed. "Yes?" Yusuke asked. "Um, what you're doing is wrong, so, um, stop." Kina announced. "Really?" Yusuke asked. "Yeah." Kina smiled. "I only have one thing to say: Rei gun!" Yusuke yelled and shot the blast at Kina. She jumped out of the way and kicked Yusuke off the table. "Hey I was standing there!" Yusuke growled.

Kina took her fan and opened it, "Fan boomerang!" She yelled and threw her fan. "What the?!" Yusuke yelled and got smacked in the forehead. He fell to the ground.

Kina grabbed her fan and then pointed to Kanta, "Kanta you will be punished for your deeds!" Kina declared. " Tonbo Ara-…" Kina started. "No, stop!" Yusuke yelled getting in front of Kanta. "Why? Do you want to be her slave?" Kina asked. "Well, now that you-" Yusuke grinned. "EW, NOT THAT KIND OF SLAVE!!!" Kina yelled. "But you see…" Yusuke said wrapping his arms around Kanta's neck. Kanta looked at him and then Kina, "Take him away from me!!!" she yelled. She jumped out of her chair and disappeared. "No, she's gone!" Yusuke cried. "What about Keiko?" Hiei asked. "Oh Yeah!" Yusuke grinned.

"So can I change you back or what?" Kina asked. "Fine. I can I keep the gun?" Yusuke asked pointing to his hand. "No! Tonbo Arare Arashi!" Kina yelled. Yusuke turned back into a human in a flash.

"I know what I want now!" Jin smiled, "I…oi, what the hell happened here?" Jin asked looking around. "What? Holy crap, it empty." Touya said looking around. "Hm…What the?" Kurama asked himself. "Will you look at that? Do you know what that means?" Jin grinned. "No, one to serve us?" Kurama answered. "No, free ice cream!" Jin laughed and ran to the kitchen and Touya fallowed. Jin ran back to Yusuke, "I almost forget. Here's the camera, and off I go!" Jin smirked. Yusuke held his camera and looked at Kuwabara. He was still doing his hand thing.

Yukina came out and saw the guys. "Hiei-Chan! What are you doing here?" Yukina said, "You problem not to fallow." She sighed. "A-are you mad?" Hiei asked. "No, just disappointed. Come on Kazuma, we're going." Yukina said yanking Kuwabara out of his world.

"Wow, Hiei this really came back to bite you in the ass." Yusuke sighed. "I hate to say I told you so, but I told you so!" Touya grinned, holding a gallon of ice cream. "I'm siding with Touya on this one." Kurama sighed, "And I still didn't get my ice cream." He cried. "Oi, you so need to taste this!" Jin said coming out, "Jin?" Hiei asked. "Yeah?" "Shut the hell up" Hiei growled.

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Kasumi: That was pretty good. What do you guys-… Never mind.

Lor, Gir Doll, and Ed:

Kasumi: Will you guys stop?!!?

Lor, Gir Doll, and Ed:

Kasumi: Bout time, so what ya think?

Ed: Bout what?

Kasumi: Damn it your kidding me?!

Lor: No.

Kasumi: The story! About the story!! @_@#

Ed: Oh didn't read it!

Lor: Too busy singing!

Gir Doll: The doom song!

Kasumi: Go back and read then, but not the AN. I know where that will lead to and remember to review too. *Sigh * that goes for you too people, also tell me who is the next victim!