Kasumi: Hey people, hosting with me today is, with always is Ed!
Ed: HI
Kasumi: And Raoulak!
Raoulak: Kuwa-chan!!!
Kasumi: And with no delay on to the show/story!!
Disclaimer: Me no own.
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"So what am I going to do?" Hiei asked playing with his black T-shit. "Why are you talking to me? I'm at work!" Touya yelled. "Yeah, that's our job." Yusuke said. "Oi, go find someone else to bug, like Kurama. Only we bug Touya at work!" Jin said proudly. "Don't you people have something to do? Besides bothering me at work?" Touya asked. "No." Jin and Yusuke grinned. Hiei sighed and left the three boys to whatever they called it.
'What I'm I going to do?' Hiei thought to himself.
=Flashback=
*A week ago at the Koorime home, after the date*
"Hiei-Chan, how could you?" Yukina asked her older twin. "I-I'm just looking out for your best-" Hiei stuttered. "NO, Hiei! You were spying on me!" Yukina said raising her voice. "Yes, but you're-" Hiei said trying to defend himself. "Don't you trust me?!" Yukina started to cry. "Y-yes, yes I do, but Kuwabaka. That's who I don't trust!" Hiei said shouting at her. "His name is Kazuma Kuwabara, not Kuwabaka! He would never hurt me, because his a good person!" Yukina yelled as tears raced down her face. Hiei felt like crying too. It just broke his heart to see Yukina unhappy. Hiei grabbed her shoulders, "Yukina please, listen to me." He plead. "Don't touch me!" Yukina yelled and slapped him across the face. Hiei jerked his hands off her and she ran out the house. "Yukina-Chan…" Hiei said rubbing his red mark on his cheek.
=End Flashback=
Hiei rubbed the bruise hand shape mark that Yukina's 'little' slap left. "Maybe she's more mature then I thought, hell more then me." Hiei sighed. His eyes felt glassy as tears formed. "Hiei, I need your help, NOW! Kurama yelled running up to him. "Kurama, can I talk to you?" Hiei said whipping his eyes.
"Yeah, whatever, sure. First you need to hide me and fast!" Kurama said with a paranoid look on his face. "But what about me?" Hiei whined. "NO ONE GIVES RIGHT NOW! What's important IS you hiding me!" Kurama yelled. "From who?" Hiei asked confused.
"Kurama-Kun!" a male voice sung. "EEP!" Kurama cried. Hiei looked behind Kurama to see a very odd looking man. He had a gothic look to him, wearing all black to match his black silky hair. Only his eyes that flashed with love could be seen on his mask-covered face.
"Hide me! He wouldn't leave me alone!" Kurama said hiding behind the small Hiei. "Who is that freak?" Hiei asked. "K-Karasu." Kurama stuttered. "Kurama-Kun I can see you!" Karasu called out. "Crap!" Kurama cried, "Please, any God who maybe listening, make him stop." He prayed.
"Kur-ACK!" Karasu yelped, being stabbed by Kanta's sword from shoulder to shoulder. "What happened?" Kurama asked. "Karasu just got stabbed" Hiei said blankly. "YES! Thank you Gods!" Kurama yelled happily.
"I guess it landed here." Kanta smiled. Pulling out her sword from the Karasu body. Kurama ran over to Kanta and grabbed her hands, thank you so very much!" he grinned. "Please let go of me unless you want to become a demon again." Kanta warned.
"Get your hands off my man!" the demon Karasu yelled. He jumped up and grabbed Kurama in a bear hug. "AH~!!!" Kurama screamed trying to get away. "You're my man, right Kurama-Kun?" Karasu said rubbing cheek to cheek with Kurama. Kurama's mouth hit the ground and his eyes just rolled back into his head, "Hiei help me! For the love of any God help me!" He screamed.
Hiei stood dumbfounded. Kanta backed away next to Hiei, "poor guy." She said. "Yep." Hiei sighed. "Stop standing around and HELP ME!" Kurama cried. "Just when you think its safe to go back to the mall…" Hiei smirked. "That isn't funny!" Kurama fumed.
"You know what? I like you so much Kurama-Kun, I'm gonna kill you!" Karasu said playing with Kurama's red hair. "Well, sucks to be you." Kanta laughed. "This isn't right!" Kurama whined, "Why is no one helping?" he screamed. "Sorry." Hiei shrugged his shoulders. Kurama glared at the Koorime boy.
"Leave him alone!" Kina yelled on the edge of a fountain. "NO! He's mine!" Karasu cried like a child. "We can do this the hard way or the easy way, it's your choice." Kina said. "MY GUY!!" Karasu whined louder (Kasumi: You should have said that. Ed: Yeah! Damn Karasu to hell!). Kina looked down to him and the poor Kurama. "It figures." Kina sighed, "Fan boomerang!" she shouted and pitched her fan at him.
Karasu backed up a bit avoiding getting hit, but it nagged a good part of Kurama's arm. The red head yelped in pain. "Oh no. Kurama are you okay?" Kina asked seizing her fan. Kurama's eyes glowed yellow and a flash came out of him. The flash landed next to Karasu and Kurama. It was forming in to the shape of a person, with pointy fox ears. It was Youko Kurama.
Kurama look perplex at his Youko form. The Youko grinned back and then look to the black coved demon. "Two Hotties? I'm so happy!" Karasu shrieked happily and hugged Kurama harder. Kurama started to turn blue with the lack of air. "Get your damn hands off me!" Youko roared. "But I don't have my hands on you. They're on Kurama." Karasu said. "Wrong answer!" Youko growled.
Kurama squirmed free of Karasu's dreadfully grip and scurried behind Youko. "No! Kurama left me for the other hottie!" Karasu sniveled. "I'm not gay!!" Both said. "Could have fooled me." Kanta said softly to Hiei. "Really?" Karasu asked. "For that remark you shall die." Youko growled, "Rose Whip!" he howled and swung his rose whip at Karasu.
The sharp green whip waved fast at Karasu and smacked him to the ground. In a moment Karasu was human again. "What happened? He should be dead, damn it!" Youko yelled thwacking Karasu again.
Kina jumped down, "Youko you did a good job and all, but you need to go back." She said. "No damn way!" Youko snarled. "Okay then. Tonbo Arare-HEY!" Kina yelled as Youko took her fan out of her hands. "This is what freed me, I'm I right?" Youko asked looking at Kurama's bloody arm, "I will free the others, and we will take over!" he grinned and ran away. "Oh no, I got to stop him." Kina said and ran after the fox. "Come on Hiei, we have to help her." Kurama said. "Why and what about my problems?" Hiei asked. "Just come on." Kurama yelled and the two ran after Kina and Youko. "Well my job here is done." Kanta said patting her hands together and left.
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Kasumi: Youko on the loose!
Raoulak: Where?!
Ed: My Kurama! I want to kill that damn Karasu!
Raoulak: There he is *Points to Karasu *
Karasu:?
Raoulak: *Arm blows off * Ouch that hurt! *Faints *
Ed: You touched my Kurama you bastard!
Kasumi: *Takes out bat * I just want to hit someone! *Hits R *
Raoulak: *wakes up with red glowing eyes * Go to hell! * Throws throwing stars*
Karasu: *Gets hit on forehead and a couple other places * @_@
Ed: *looks for something to use in the bottomless bag of… stuff * Where is it?!
Kasumi and Raoulak: *Run over to Karasu * AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Raoulak: Take this and this! *Throws more stars *
Kasumi: Nature's piñata, Hola! * Starts smacking the crap out of Karasu *
Raoulak: *Eyes stop glowing and she faints again *
Ed: I found it! * Pulls out TNT *
Kasumi: CRAP!
Raoulak: *Still knocked out *
Ed: !! DESTROY!! *Throws TNT * This will teach ya never to touch my man! *Starts laughing like crazy *
Kasumi: *Grabs Raoulak and runs to Ed * Are you crazy you could have hit us!
Ed: *Laughs harder *
TNT: *Hits ground next to Karasu * 5...4...3...2...uh...1...BOOM!!!!!!!
Kasumi, R, and Ed: *Get blown back*
Ed: *Still laughing*
Karasu: +_+ * Is dead… cuz he went BOOM!!!!! *
Raoulak: *Wakes up* What the hell was that? Damn! Where's my arm?!
Kasumi: *Runs over to Karasu remains* AAAAAAHHHH! * Hits remains*
Ed: Yay!! We win!!
Raoulak: We...win? Win what?
Kasumi: *Still hits Karasu remains*
Ed: Duh! The war against the stupid bastard that messed with Kurama!
Raoulak: Yay, aww hell...* Tries to stand up*
Ed: No one messes with my man! * Joins Kasumi*
Raoulak: yeah! And don't even THINK about touching Kuwabara! *Shakes lonely fist at Karasu's remains *
Ed7Warr: This is fun!!
Mithrandio323: *Runs up and kicks Karasu* MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Karasu remains: *Blood and vile organs go flying'*
Ed7Warr: * Starts singing*
Mithrandio323: Woo! Blood and guts!!
Kasumi Rime: *Smacks harder*
Ed7Warr: BLOOD MAYHEM CHOAS!!
Kasumi: Hold a sec. *Looks at Karasu closer *
Raoulak: *Grabs Karasu's small intestines and wraps it around her shoulders like a boa * We are the Queens of...um...killing people!!
Kasumi: He's still not dead!
Raoulak: WHAT?!?! But I have his intestines!
Kasumi: He may be in pieces but he isn't dead.
Karasu: *all of Karasu's parts fly magnetically toward him like magnets and he is pieced back together*
Ed: *Grabs more TNT* TAKE THIS BITCH!!!!
Kasumi: It was a demon puppet!
Ed: * THROWS*
Kasumi and R: * Backs away*
Karasu: * TNT blows him back up*
Raoulak: But...that was his...INTESTINES!!* Runs over and hits Ed with remaining arm* I WANTED HIS INTESTINES!
Kasumi: That isn't the real one.
Raoulak: SO? Still wanted his intestines!
Kasumi: Where is the real Karasu?
Ed: Dunno...
Raoulak: Will we ever find out where the real Karasu is? Cause I really miss my arm!
Kasumi: Ummm….
Raoulak: and it was my writing hand too!
Ed: *points* he's over there!
Kasumi: that's a tree.
Raoulak: Dumbass Ed…
Ed: So it is, so it is.
Raoulak: No wait, there he is! * Points at REAL Karasu* BEHIND the tree!
Kasumi: Yes, that he is!
Raoulak: Ed was right!!
Kasumi and R: THE WORLD IS GONNA END!!!
Ed: Murder!! * Throws TNT at the Karasu*
Raoulak: * Throws remaining three throwing stars at Karasu*
Kasumi: *Throws her bat* Die SOB!
Karasu: * Holds up Kurama, Kuwabara, Hiei, and Yusuke * Stop if you wish for them to live.
Weapons: * Stop in mid-air *
Karasu: I have been hire for a main mission, and I'm not telling what it is! :p *Runs away *
Kasumi: Crap, now I have to know.
Raoulak: same.
Ed: Hey!! He has our guys and Yusuke too!
Raoulak: Lets get him and find out his plan too!
Kasumi: Lets go!
TBC, R&R
