And, now playing: The long-awaited chapter two of my fic is now up! Ha, who am I kidding? No one really cares about this. Only a few people do. Thanks to all of you! *throws cookies covered in pixie stik dust to all my reviewers* Litle warning: This chapter is not as funny as the last one. Not by a long shot. Seriously, if you are turned off by fluff, do not read this. It was the only thing I could think of, as I have major writer's block. Oh, and kudos to Lash the Wind Adept for giving me this idea.

THE ALMIGHTY DISCLAIMER: Sadly, I don't own anything except for my brain and me. There would probably be an Adept's War if I did own it.

And now we begin.

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We last left our heroes *cough* in the town hall, where Jenna and Mia were duking it out over Isaac, who really didn't give a damn as long as he could watch the two fight. The rest of the males were all watching this, in hopes that something really perverted would happen. (Use your good imaginations people.) Sheba was currently hiding in the bathroom, because she really did not want to see her two good friends burn and drown the place. Ok, back to the fray!

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"Damn daughter of a slut!" Mia screamed as she slugged Jenna in her face.

"Hey!" Jenna's mother called. "I quit that when Jenna was ten!"

"What what what!" Jenna shrieked, allowing Mia to land another good hit. "Damn you to hell, or whatever you damn Imilians call it!" Mia gave Jenna an extremely rude sign and went back to swinging with everything she had.

"Good Luna, will you two stoppit!" Isaac finally yelled. The whole place stopped. Everything was as quiet as a mouse.

Then they went back to fighting.

At this point, Garet and Piers were having to hold Felix back, to stop him from attacking Mia. "Dammit! Stop hitting my sister!!!"

"That's it!" Isaac screamed. "If you won't listen to me, I'll...I'll...."

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Ten minutes later...

"...and now you two will finally shut up." Isaac said, as he finished tying up Jenna. "I'm really, really sorry, but I was getting annoyed."

The two lovely ladies were sitting in opposite facing chairs, and tied up so they couldn't get away or start fighting again.

"Like, oh my goodness!" Kraden said in a cheerleader-esque voice. "Like, they were all, like, fighting, and now they're, like, super! Anyways, the, like, next person is, like, 'Mia-the freaky girl who won't go out with me no matter what I do.' Like, get a life, Garet!"

"Meh," Garet said, slumping down in his chair.

"Dammit!" Isaac said furiously. "I get spent five damn minutes tying her up, now I have to untie her?!? Dammit!!"

"Hey!" Jenna called. "Those are MY lines!"

"Meh," Isaac said as he began untying Mia.

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"Like, no!" Kraden said. "My, like, nails aren't dry yet!"

"Ugh, that's really nasty Kraden," said Sheba, who had finally come out of the bathroom.

"Like, get a life, Sheba!" he called back cheerfully.

"Wow, what a great comeback," she said sarcastically.

"Like, thanks!" he said, not catching the sarcasm. Sheba rolled her eyes and walked back to her seat.

Mia stuck her tongue out at Jenna, who tried to trip her as she walked by. Unfortunatly, she unbalanced herself and fell flat on her face. "Dammit dammit dammit! Little help here?!"

Being the ever-so-gallant gentleman, Isaac walked over and set her back upright. "Hee hee hee, thank you Isaac!" Jenna said, fluttering her eyelashes. Mia was seething by the time she reached the stage.

"...calm blue ocean...What is an ocean?" she wondered to herself. "Mmmm, if that...person...will finally be quiet, I shall begin."

"Screw you too, Mia!" Jenna called.

"Grrrr.....anyways. We had just finished climbing down from the lit Mercury Lighthouse. I was feeling a bit...distraugt, as I once was the guardian of it," Mia began. "Isaac had already asked me to leave with them, and I went to the sanctum to pack--"

"Who cares!" Jenna yelled. "Will someone get her off the stage?!"

"Shut it!" Piers barked, earning a death glare from Felix. Mia looked really pissed off right about now, yet she still went on.

"As I was saying, before I was ever so RUDELY interrupted...I went to pack, and I just let my emotions go," Mia said. "I began weeping into the pillow--"

"Oooo, will you talk in plain English! Ha ha, weeping! Who the hell says weeping?!" Jenna called again.

"Jenna," Mia began calmly. "If you don't shut your frigging face this instant, I will come down there and personally rip every single hair off your entire body." As she was saying this, the ground shook, the sky grew dark, her eyes glowed black, and her cloak began floating, a la Canas from Fire Emblem. "Does anyone else want to make a comment?"

The stunned crowd shook their heads no.

"Good. I trust there will be no more interruptions," said Mia, as everything went back to normal. Jenna was still looking a bit shell shocked from this last exchange.

"Okay, *ahem*" Mia coughed, then began again. "Well, it turned out that Isaac had followed me, to see if I needed any help. When he saw me, he reached over and, oooo it was like magic. He told me....he told me that he would always be there for me, no matter what. I suppose that that was when I fell in lo--lo---uh....." She faltered.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! What a pansy!" Jenna began laughing. Sheba turned and glared at her. Then fryed her with a Storm Ray.

"Shut up, Jenna," she said icily. "I don't see you running up and confessing your love for Isaac either."

"H-hey! How the hell did you know that?!?" Jenna said.

Sheba sighed. "My dear Jenna, you have traveled with me long enough to know that I am a Jupiter Adept, and can read minds. Honestly, I think a rock is less dense than you."

"Why I ougta--" Jenna began furiously. "Hey! Hey you little midget, get back here! Ya, that's right, run like the baby you are!!"

Sheba turned and gave her a sadistic smile. "Oh, Isaac...I have something to tell you about Jenna..."

"No!" Jenna yelled. "No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no! I'll shut up, don't say anything!! Sheba grinned at her again, but went back to her seat and didn't say anything.

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As this was going on, Mia was having a little war with herself. No, not a toy popgun war, a war with her mind.

"I think I'm...going to tell him," she whispered to herself. "If I don't, that slut Jenna might tell him, and we can't have that."

No we can'ts my precioussssss..... said the voice in her mind.

"Shut up." Mia said.

Yesssss......kiss him fors meeee.....

"Stupid voice." she said. "I will tell him! I am strong! I am woman!!" She let out a yell and lifted up the box with all the paper in it.

She walked up to Isaac, who was trying to help Piers heal the smoking Jenna.

"Uh...Isaac?" Mia said hesitantly.

"Yes?" he replied, turning around.

"Uh...uh....uh....I...I...I..." Ma stuttered. No matter how hard she tried, she couldn't make the simple words come out. "I.....I.....I......."

Isaac smiled at her, and said softly, "Don't worry Mia. I love you too."

With those simple words, he leaned down and gently kissed her.

"NOOOO!!!" Jenna yelled. Piers had untied her to heal her and now she ran out, burning all of the unbroken tables as she went.

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Meanwhile, Mia was in heaven. She sighed as Isaac finally broke off their little kissfest.

"Uh....should we go after her?" Ivan asked.

"I'll go," Garet and Felix said together. "No, I will!"

"Cool it!" Sheba yelled. "I think Isaac should go for...certain reasons." She flashed a smirk at Ivan that told him everything he needed to know.

"Hee hee hee," Ivan said.

"Yes, I'll go," Isaac said as he ran out.

******

Jenna wasn't outside.

"Hmmm...well we did have that little secret spot when we were kids," Isaac mused. "I'm gonna check there."

Over the river and through the woods, to Jenna's hiding spot we go.....

There Isaac found her, sitting against a tree overlooking the spot where Vale had once stood, and sobbing softly.

"Hey. Are you all right?" he asked, sitting down beside her.

"How the h-hell do you t-think I a-am?" she sobbed. "W-why d-don't you g-go back t-to M-M-Mia and k-k-k-kiss her again?"

"Because," he said, slipping a comforting arm around her shoulders. "I want to be here with you right now."

"W-w-w-what?" Jenna stuttered. "But....you said you loved her."

"I love you too," Isaac said.

"Huh? But...how...what?" asked a stunned Jenna.

"I. Love. You. Too. It couldn't get clearer than that," he said with a chuckle.

"Then why did you pick her over me?"

"I love you like a sister, not as a girlfriend. We've just become so close I don't know how else to describe it."

"Oh." Jenna said, happy that Isaac loved her too. "Should we go back now?"

"Yes," Isaac said. "The show must go on!"

"Yeah."

They walked back to the town hall hand in hand.

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Awww! Mushy mushy gooey gooey! Goo! Hey, I guess that was funnier than I thought it would be. You people should know the drill. Review, so I can stop wasting my time if you don't like it. Any ideas would be great, and I'll even give you credit for them. Aren't I a nice person???

???: Hey, quit stalling and introduce us, you damn loser!!

??? 2: Will you please be quiet? You give me a headache just looking at you.

*sounds of fighting are heard*

Great. Just what I need, groutch muses. They arrived a few days ago. I suppose I'll have to introduce them next chapter.

???: You better, or I'll fugging kill you!!

Oh, meh to you. Anyways, don't expect an update soon, as I said before, I have major writer's block. I guess that's it, so ciao for now.

~~Shadowsedge~~