Hihi everybody!
*cricket chirp*
Sheba: *falls down laughing* Ha! No one likes you! Ha ha! Loser!!
Grrr.....
Viper: I'd smack her, but I don't hit women. Kari, would you do the honors?
Kari: With pleasure. *smacks Sheba*
Sheba: Hey! You %&*%^&$^$%^&$#!!!!! *starts glowing purple*
O_O Uh, a disclaimer, before we all die?
Kari+Viper: Shadow does not own any of this! The government owns it all! It's a conspiracy! Run for your lives!
Sheba: *still glowing* Me mad! Me smash!
Now....I am scared.....
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Our heroes (again cough) were all sitting in the meeting hall awaiting the return of Isaac from finding Jenna. Everyone was chatting it up except for one person: Mia. She was tearfully sitting by the door for her boyfriend of...ten minutes...to return because she felt that "that slut Jenna corrupted him with her slutty sluttiness..."
******
Issac and Jenna waited a little too long to break their hands.
A speeding comet in blue shrieked wildly as it smashed into them. "I knew I should have gone with him! You...!!" Again, a wild one-sided catfight broke out.
"Gah!" Isaac yelled. "Will you two finally stop fighting? For the sake of my sanity?"
Mia stopped beating Jenna to a pulp and told her conversationally, "I still will hate you, you know."
"As will I."
"Not a truce?"
"Not a truce." They shook hands to seal it.
Isaac shook his head slowly as they went back into the building. "I...am...surrounded.... by...crazy...people...."
******
"Like, wow!" Kraden said happily. "Like, Jenna, like, ran away, but now she's all, like, back, and that's, like, super!"
Mia and Jenna gave each other death glares behind Isaac's back.
"Like, okay!" Kraden yelled over the crowd. "Our next, like, speaker, is, like, 'Sheba-the freaky chick who loves Ivan and not me.' That is, like, soooo yesterday, Garet!"
"I do NOT love Ivan!" the accused yelled, blushing crimson.
Felix made a low growling noise, looked at Ivan, and cracked his knuckles. "Mine."
"Eeeep!" Ivan lept out of his chair and hid behind Sheba's.
"Ewww..." Sheba pulled a disgusted face.
"It's true!" Jenna yelled over the crowd. "It's all true! She told me! She's hopelessly lost in love!"
"AWWW!" the crowd yelled back. "Sheba and Ivan sitting in a tree, K-I- S-S-I-N-G....."
"Do you have the Teleport Lapis?" Sheba whispered to Ivan.
"No, sorry."
"Damn. This is the second time tonight that I really need to disappear..."
******
When the laughter finally stopped, Kraden said, "Like, you still, like, need to, like, talk!"
"Uh," Sheba said. "I..I..needtogotothebathroom!" She dashed off quickly.
"Hmm..." Ivan said thoughtfully. "Time to see if she really likes me." He took a small packet out of his pocket and began to pour it into Sheba's drink. "Put up mind blocks will you? This will get you to talk...muahahahahahaha!!!!"
Everyone heard him and looked at him. "Oh, nothing." he said cheerfully. "Just plotting a mental breakdown." Everyone nodded and turned away.
'They never suspect the midget,' Ivan thought.
******
Sheba finally came back from the bathroom and slowly made her way on stage. She opened her mouth, but then someone in the audience held up a pair of leather hotpants from who-knows-where, and another mimed kissing someone.
This, of course, set the audience off again.
"Grrr...I need a drink."
She walked back down, and guzzled the whole of her iced tea. She didn't notice Ivan faintly chuckling behind her as she walked back again.
"Uh...." Sheba stared at the ground, wishing for something to appear out the the wood. And appear something did. To her, it felt like the wood skyrocketed up and smacked her in the face. Her eyes slid out of focus, then hardened into light blue. (Just like those freaky kids from that one movie...*shudder*)
"Ugnnn...." she said. "I...think Felix is a pervert..."
Felix grew angry and made a rude sign at Ivan.
"I saw Isaac kissing Jenna on the boat..."
Mia glared at Isaac, then smacked Jenna.
"I saw Mia making out with Felix..."
Isaac stared at her. Jenna stared at her. Everyone stared at her.
"I...think Piers loves Garet..."
"Ugh! Nasty!" Garet yelled. All males sitting within 10 feet of Piers backed away slowly.
"I...want Ivan to come to my inn room tonight..."
Ivan blushed. "Whoa! Way too much to know...."
Then it looked like Sheba got smacked in the face again, and her eyes returned to their normal color.
"What?" she asked. "Why are you all looking at me like that?"
"You just informed me...." Ivan managed to choke out. "That you want me to...visit you in the inn tonight...."
"I said that?"
"YES!" everyone yelled back at her.
"Oh....no.....AHHHH!" Sheba ran off of the stage and barracaded herself in the bathroom again.
"This shall be an extremely long night," Piers said, smacking himself in the face.
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Sheba: Eww! You want Ivan to do what?!? Me mad again!
Kari: Wow, that was a short chapter.
Ya, I still have writer's block.
Viper: Right-o! I loved it!
Sheba: Oh, who are you kidding? This was terrible! I mean, people don't need to know that Ivan..and....I....
Everyone: 0_o
Sheba: *blushes* I'll shut up now.
Kari: Please review, so we now whether or not to break out the whips....
Ciao for now...
Sheba: Whips! I loooove whips!
*cricket chirp*
Sheba: *falls down laughing* Ha! No one likes you! Ha ha! Loser!!
Grrr.....
Viper: I'd smack her, but I don't hit women. Kari, would you do the honors?
Kari: With pleasure. *smacks Sheba*
Sheba: Hey! You %&*%^&$^$%^&$#!!!!! *starts glowing purple*
O_O Uh, a disclaimer, before we all die?
Kari+Viper: Shadow does not own any of this! The government owns it all! It's a conspiracy! Run for your lives!
Sheba: *still glowing* Me mad! Me smash!
Now....I am scared.....
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Our heroes (again cough) were all sitting in the meeting hall awaiting the return of Isaac from finding Jenna. Everyone was chatting it up except for one person: Mia. She was tearfully sitting by the door for her boyfriend of...ten minutes...to return because she felt that "that slut Jenna corrupted him with her slutty sluttiness..."
******
Issac and Jenna waited a little too long to break their hands.
A speeding comet in blue shrieked wildly as it smashed into them. "I knew I should have gone with him! You...!!" Again, a wild one-sided catfight broke out.
"Gah!" Isaac yelled. "Will you two finally stop fighting? For the sake of my sanity?"
Mia stopped beating Jenna to a pulp and told her conversationally, "I still will hate you, you know."
"As will I."
"Not a truce?"
"Not a truce." They shook hands to seal it.
Isaac shook his head slowly as they went back into the building. "I...am...surrounded.... by...crazy...people...."
******
"Like, wow!" Kraden said happily. "Like, Jenna, like, ran away, but now she's all, like, back, and that's, like, super!"
Mia and Jenna gave each other death glares behind Isaac's back.
"Like, okay!" Kraden yelled over the crowd. "Our next, like, speaker, is, like, 'Sheba-the freaky chick who loves Ivan and not me.' That is, like, soooo yesterday, Garet!"
"I do NOT love Ivan!" the accused yelled, blushing crimson.
Felix made a low growling noise, looked at Ivan, and cracked his knuckles. "Mine."
"Eeeep!" Ivan lept out of his chair and hid behind Sheba's.
"Ewww..." Sheba pulled a disgusted face.
"It's true!" Jenna yelled over the crowd. "It's all true! She told me! She's hopelessly lost in love!"
"AWWW!" the crowd yelled back. "Sheba and Ivan sitting in a tree, K-I- S-S-I-N-G....."
"Do you have the Teleport Lapis?" Sheba whispered to Ivan.
"No, sorry."
"Damn. This is the second time tonight that I really need to disappear..."
******
When the laughter finally stopped, Kraden said, "Like, you still, like, need to, like, talk!"
"Uh," Sheba said. "I..I..needtogotothebathroom!" She dashed off quickly.
"Hmm..." Ivan said thoughtfully. "Time to see if she really likes me." He took a small packet out of his pocket and began to pour it into Sheba's drink. "Put up mind blocks will you? This will get you to talk...muahahahahahaha!!!!"
Everyone heard him and looked at him. "Oh, nothing." he said cheerfully. "Just plotting a mental breakdown." Everyone nodded and turned away.
'They never suspect the midget,' Ivan thought.
******
Sheba finally came back from the bathroom and slowly made her way on stage. She opened her mouth, but then someone in the audience held up a pair of leather hotpants from who-knows-where, and another mimed kissing someone.
This, of course, set the audience off again.
"Grrr...I need a drink."
She walked back down, and guzzled the whole of her iced tea. She didn't notice Ivan faintly chuckling behind her as she walked back again.
"Uh...." Sheba stared at the ground, wishing for something to appear out the the wood. And appear something did. To her, it felt like the wood skyrocketed up and smacked her in the face. Her eyes slid out of focus, then hardened into light blue. (Just like those freaky kids from that one movie...*shudder*)
"Ugnnn...." she said. "I...think Felix is a pervert..."
Felix grew angry and made a rude sign at Ivan.
"I saw Isaac kissing Jenna on the boat..."
Mia glared at Isaac, then smacked Jenna.
"I saw Mia making out with Felix..."
Isaac stared at her. Jenna stared at her. Everyone stared at her.
"I...think Piers loves Garet..."
"Ugh! Nasty!" Garet yelled. All males sitting within 10 feet of Piers backed away slowly.
"I...want Ivan to come to my inn room tonight..."
Ivan blushed. "Whoa! Way too much to know...."
Then it looked like Sheba got smacked in the face again, and her eyes returned to their normal color.
"What?" she asked. "Why are you all looking at me like that?"
"You just informed me...." Ivan managed to choke out. "That you want me to...visit you in the inn tonight...."
"I said that?"
"YES!" everyone yelled back at her.
"Oh....no.....AHHHH!" Sheba ran off of the stage and barracaded herself in the bathroom again.
"This shall be an extremely long night," Piers said, smacking himself in the face.
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Sheba: Eww! You want Ivan to do what?!? Me mad again!
Kari: Wow, that was a short chapter.
Ya, I still have writer's block.
Viper: Right-o! I loved it!
Sheba: Oh, who are you kidding? This was terrible! I mean, people don't need to know that Ivan..and....I....
Everyone: 0_o
Sheba: *blushes* I'll shut up now.
Kari: Please review, so we now whether or not to break out the whips....
Ciao for now...
Sheba: Whips! I loooove whips!
