I'm back, with yet more madness!
Sheba: Madness? More like jokes at MY expence.
Kari: You know you like him.
Sheba: NO I--
Ivan.
Sheba: *eyes turn to hears* Ivan...
Kari: I knew it.
T.K.
Kari: *eyes turn to hearts* T.K...
Viper: Geez...
Sheba + Kari: Shadow doesn't own this!
Sheba: But I own Ivan!
Viper: *rolls eyes* They're too far gone...
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Our heroes last heard from Sheba, who "accidentally" took a truth drug, told her secrets for the world to hear, then locked herself in the bathroom yet again. Ivan was doing the potty dance outside the door, pleading with her to come out so he can go. Mia still dislikes Jenna. Piers was staring at Garet. Everyone else was talking. Yup, how normal...
******
"You know you have to come out sooner or later!" Ivan yelled through the door. "I REALLY need to go!"
"So?" came the indignant reply. "It's what you get for putting that in my drink. And I'm never coming out!"
"Stubborn..." Ivan muttered for the twenty-first time. He turned to Kraden and said, "You can go ahead. She's not coming out anytime soon....uhnn..."
"Like, okay!" Kraden yelled. "Like, I am having sooo much fun tonight! Like, how about, like, you?!"
"Yay," someone said.
"Bring out the dancing dominatrix!" a man yelled.
"HOORAY!" all the men yelled.
"And that's the reason I'm never showing my face again!" Sheba yelled. "Never again!"
Ivan mentally smacked himself.
******
"DAN-CING DOM-IN-A-TRIX!" the crowd was chanting.
"Like, no!" Kraden's eyes were wide. "Like, that is, like, soooo gross! Bring in, like, men!"
Most of the crowd went into convulsions at this, Isaac being one of them.
"I DO NOT want to see...or even think...that!" he said.
******
When the crowd had finally stopped, they decided to throw Kraden out and bring in someone else.
"Like, what did I do?" he asked.
"I don't want to say it, for fear my tongue will be tainted by the words that you have spewed from your speaking orfice." A professory-looking man said.
"As soon as I, like, find out what you, like, said, I'll get back to you," Kraden replied.
"Just go! And never come back!" the same professor said.
"Very well! But know ye all: you all will be cursed! Uhh...yes! A curse! Boooo!" Kraden said in now a Gandalf-like voice.
He was given a kick to send him flying out the wide open door.
"Uhhh...hi." Felix said.
"HE'S TALKING AGAIN!"
"Ehh...I suppose I am the new MC. And Ivan needs to go crawl in a corner somewhere and die."
And Ivan gave him a death glare, and muttered something about "scary issues."
"Uhh...back to the show?" Felix asked weakly.
The audience stared at him.
"I guess that means yes..." he said.
******
"Our next speaker is...'Jenna- the most beautious, wonderful bestest person next to me.' Grr...no hitting on my sister!"
"Shut up." Jenna told him. She gave a sadistic grin to Mia, who promptly responded with a rude hand sign.
"Luna, I hate her," both of them told themselves at the same time.
"Damn, I guess I'm next, eh?" Jenna asked everyone.
"Fall off your chair again!" the professor yelled.
"Stupid pervert men...every last one of them..." all of the females said.
"Ok, my favorite time on the entire trip was when Mia fell off the Jupiter Lighthouse and nearly died," she said with relish. "Then she wouldn't be here today to make Isaac like her instead of me."
She didn't really notice it, but Mia had started to shake in rage.
"Wanna know what nobody else knows?" Jenna told the crowd. "The reason she nearly fell off was...me! I saw the looks she gave Isaac and nobody goes against me and lives to tell about it. So, when she was walking near the edge after the Agatio and Karst battle, a little nudge and *poof!* she slipped and nearly fell. I would have gotten away with it too, if not for that meddling Piers helping her back up!" She gave Piers a death glare, who shrank away in fear.
"See, then I knew that Mia was onto me, so I couldn't keep trying to "accidentally" off her. So I watched...and waited. Then, when they were about to finally confess to each other, I "accidentally" came in, and ruined it all. Ha, you should have seen the look on her face. It was like..."
Jenna made a face that was the cross between someone getting tortured and someone who was in a pure anger rage...actually, it looked kind of like a gorilla's face.
"That was definetly the best time in--"
With a strangled yell, Mia had dove across the stage and began to beat the living hell out of Jenna. This was more than a fight. It was like a war, only with two people. Anger and hate gave strength to the both of them, so they were able to generally wreck the place.
"Ooo, 250 coins on Jenna!" Garet yelled, throwing a pile of money in the middle of the table.
"400 on Mia! She's gonna kill Jenna!" Ivan said, tossing his money in.
"How sick, betting on your friends to kill," said Sheba, who had come out to see what all the yelping was.
"BATHROOM!!" Ivan yelled, racing to it.
******
Ten minutes later...
Ivan finally came out, smiling widely. The hall looked like a bomb had been dropped on it. Tables and chairs were burned and thrown against the wall, there were scorch marks on most of the standing walls, and what seemed to be a swimming pool was beginning to form in the southwest corner.
"Whoa! Crikey, Isaac, if I had two girls fighting to the death over me, I'd be watching them!" Garet said, amazed that the fight was still continuing.
Isaac had been sitting down a chair, head in hands, muttering something about "crazy people" and "in love with him."
"Garet, I really do not want to see either of them kill the other," Isaac said, too calmly. "We need to break this up, and fast!"
"Well, how do we do that?" Ivan put in.
"I...don't know...but I'll find something, just wait and see."
******
Yay, back to the fray--
Mia swung her bunched fist into the side of Jenna's head, effectively knocking her out. With a devilish grin, she walked over to the unconcious Felix and pickpocketed his dagger. Jenna had recovered sufficiently enough to see a deranged Mia advancing with a knife.
"Now...uh, let's not do anything we might regret later," Jenna nervously said, backing away slowly.
"Did you have any regrets when you tried to kill me?" Mia asked, with an evil gleam in her eye.
"Of course not."
"Then neither do I." Mia said. She advanced more, gaining slowly on the still-retreating Jenna. Finally, backed in a corner, Psynergy drained, she had nowhere else to run.
"Time to say your final goodnight."
Mia raised the dagger on high, than slowly plunged it down. Time seemed to stop for all involved, Isaac especially. He began running, unsure if he would make it in time. The dagger came lower, then--then...
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Muahaha! Evil cliffhanger!
Viper: Bad! That's not good!
Kari: No cliffies!
Meh, I need something to base the next chapter on.
Sheba: Gah! This story is so teh suck--
Ivan.
Sheba: *Drools*
Kari: I guess if you want to find out what happens, review!
Viper: Reviews make Shadow think harder!
Sheba: No, all she does is pump her so-called "friends" for ideas, then post them.
At least I have friends.
Sheba: Hey! I get the feeling that that was an insult!
The brainiac is right! You deserve a cookie!
Sheba: *glows*
Kari: *smacks head* Not again....
Uh, got to go, ciao! *runs*
Sheba: You go die now, Shadow!! *begins pursuit*
Sheba: Madness? More like jokes at MY expence.
Kari: You know you like him.
Sheba: NO I--
Ivan.
Sheba: *eyes turn to hears* Ivan...
Kari: I knew it.
T.K.
Kari: *eyes turn to hearts* T.K...
Viper: Geez...
Sheba + Kari: Shadow doesn't own this!
Sheba: But I own Ivan!
Viper: *rolls eyes* They're too far gone...
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Our heroes last heard from Sheba, who "accidentally" took a truth drug, told her secrets for the world to hear, then locked herself in the bathroom yet again. Ivan was doing the potty dance outside the door, pleading with her to come out so he can go. Mia still dislikes Jenna. Piers was staring at Garet. Everyone else was talking. Yup, how normal...
******
"You know you have to come out sooner or later!" Ivan yelled through the door. "I REALLY need to go!"
"So?" came the indignant reply. "It's what you get for putting that in my drink. And I'm never coming out!"
"Stubborn..." Ivan muttered for the twenty-first time. He turned to Kraden and said, "You can go ahead. She's not coming out anytime soon....uhnn..."
"Like, okay!" Kraden yelled. "Like, I am having sooo much fun tonight! Like, how about, like, you?!"
"Yay," someone said.
"Bring out the dancing dominatrix!" a man yelled.
"HOORAY!" all the men yelled.
"And that's the reason I'm never showing my face again!" Sheba yelled. "Never again!"
Ivan mentally smacked himself.
******
"DAN-CING DOM-IN-A-TRIX!" the crowd was chanting.
"Like, no!" Kraden's eyes were wide. "Like, that is, like, soooo gross! Bring in, like, men!"
Most of the crowd went into convulsions at this, Isaac being one of them.
"I DO NOT want to see...or even think...that!" he said.
******
When the crowd had finally stopped, they decided to throw Kraden out and bring in someone else.
"Like, what did I do?" he asked.
"I don't want to say it, for fear my tongue will be tainted by the words that you have spewed from your speaking orfice." A professory-looking man said.
"As soon as I, like, find out what you, like, said, I'll get back to you," Kraden replied.
"Just go! And never come back!" the same professor said.
"Very well! But know ye all: you all will be cursed! Uhh...yes! A curse! Boooo!" Kraden said in now a Gandalf-like voice.
He was given a kick to send him flying out the wide open door.
"Uhhh...hi." Felix said.
"HE'S TALKING AGAIN!"
"Ehh...I suppose I am the new MC. And Ivan needs to go crawl in a corner somewhere and die."
And Ivan gave him a death glare, and muttered something about "scary issues."
"Uhh...back to the show?" Felix asked weakly.
The audience stared at him.
"I guess that means yes..." he said.
******
"Our next speaker is...'Jenna- the most beautious, wonderful bestest person next to me.' Grr...no hitting on my sister!"
"Shut up." Jenna told him. She gave a sadistic grin to Mia, who promptly responded with a rude hand sign.
"Luna, I hate her," both of them told themselves at the same time.
"Damn, I guess I'm next, eh?" Jenna asked everyone.
"Fall off your chair again!" the professor yelled.
"Stupid pervert men...every last one of them..." all of the females said.
"Ok, my favorite time on the entire trip was when Mia fell off the Jupiter Lighthouse and nearly died," she said with relish. "Then she wouldn't be here today to make Isaac like her instead of me."
She didn't really notice it, but Mia had started to shake in rage.
"Wanna know what nobody else knows?" Jenna told the crowd. "The reason she nearly fell off was...me! I saw the looks she gave Isaac and nobody goes against me and lives to tell about it. So, when she was walking near the edge after the Agatio and Karst battle, a little nudge and *poof!* she slipped and nearly fell. I would have gotten away with it too, if not for that meddling Piers helping her back up!" She gave Piers a death glare, who shrank away in fear.
"See, then I knew that Mia was onto me, so I couldn't keep trying to "accidentally" off her. So I watched...and waited. Then, when they were about to finally confess to each other, I "accidentally" came in, and ruined it all. Ha, you should have seen the look on her face. It was like..."
Jenna made a face that was the cross between someone getting tortured and someone who was in a pure anger rage...actually, it looked kind of like a gorilla's face.
"That was definetly the best time in--"
With a strangled yell, Mia had dove across the stage and began to beat the living hell out of Jenna. This was more than a fight. It was like a war, only with two people. Anger and hate gave strength to the both of them, so they were able to generally wreck the place.
"Ooo, 250 coins on Jenna!" Garet yelled, throwing a pile of money in the middle of the table.
"400 on Mia! She's gonna kill Jenna!" Ivan said, tossing his money in.
"How sick, betting on your friends to kill," said Sheba, who had come out to see what all the yelping was.
"BATHROOM!!" Ivan yelled, racing to it.
******
Ten minutes later...
Ivan finally came out, smiling widely. The hall looked like a bomb had been dropped on it. Tables and chairs were burned and thrown against the wall, there were scorch marks on most of the standing walls, and what seemed to be a swimming pool was beginning to form in the southwest corner.
"Whoa! Crikey, Isaac, if I had two girls fighting to the death over me, I'd be watching them!" Garet said, amazed that the fight was still continuing.
Isaac had been sitting down a chair, head in hands, muttering something about "crazy people" and "in love with him."
"Garet, I really do not want to see either of them kill the other," Isaac said, too calmly. "We need to break this up, and fast!"
"Well, how do we do that?" Ivan put in.
"I...don't know...but I'll find something, just wait and see."
******
Yay, back to the fray--
Mia swung her bunched fist into the side of Jenna's head, effectively knocking her out. With a devilish grin, she walked over to the unconcious Felix and pickpocketed his dagger. Jenna had recovered sufficiently enough to see a deranged Mia advancing with a knife.
"Now...uh, let's not do anything we might regret later," Jenna nervously said, backing away slowly.
"Did you have any regrets when you tried to kill me?" Mia asked, with an evil gleam in her eye.
"Of course not."
"Then neither do I." Mia said. She advanced more, gaining slowly on the still-retreating Jenna. Finally, backed in a corner, Psynergy drained, she had nowhere else to run.
"Time to say your final goodnight."
Mia raised the dagger on high, than slowly plunged it down. Time seemed to stop for all involved, Isaac especially. He began running, unsure if he would make it in time. The dagger came lower, then--then...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Muahaha! Evil cliffhanger!
Viper: Bad! That's not good!
Kari: No cliffies!
Meh, I need something to base the next chapter on.
Sheba: Gah! This story is so teh suck--
Ivan.
Sheba: *Drools*
Kari: I guess if you want to find out what happens, review!
Viper: Reviews make Shadow think harder!
Sheba: No, all she does is pump her so-called "friends" for ideas, then post them.
At least I have friends.
Sheba: Hey! I get the feeling that that was an insult!
The brainiac is right! You deserve a cookie!
Sheba: *glows*
Kari: *smacks head* Not again....
Uh, got to go, ciao! *runs*
Sheba: You go die now, Shadow!! *begins pursuit*
