I have to thank my friend Kuro for spouting out this gibberish on the way home from a local Jack-In-The-Box. I don't own Inuyasha, Kagome, etc. They belong to Rumiko Takahashi. I do own the rights on a completely original character. He's a half-human, half-dog demon who is not in any way similar to Inuyasha in any conceivable way that would result in me getting sued. His name is Inyuendo, pronounced In-yu-en-do. On with the fic!

Kagome had just got back to Japan's Feudal era after a long camping trip. Inuyasha hadn't liked it one bit and left moping when she told him.

"I hope he's over it by now." Kagome said out loud.

Kagome wound her way to the village and to Kaede's house. Kaede wasn't to be seen but Inuyasha was moping in the corner and Miroku was making some tea. His left arm was in a sling.

"Hi Inuyasha! Miss me?"

Inuyasha grunted and continued to mope.

"What's wrong with him? He has been like this since I left?"

"Sadly no Kagome." Miroku said while he poured himself a cup of tea. "He traveled to China while you were gone."

"Wow. He can move fast."

"Even I was surprised. But he ran into some trouble."

"Naraku? Sesshomaru? Some powerful demon? No! Don't tell me, Kikyo?"

"Nothing that simple. Inuyasha fell into some sort of spring and now he's cursed. I think he said it was the Spring of Drowned Neko-chan or something."

"What? Cursed? What sort of curse?"

"I think it'll be better to show you."

Inuyasha's ears pricked up at that.

"No you don't! I'm not transforming! I'll rip your perverted head from your body if you even try!"

"Calm down Inuyasha. Is it that bad Miroku?"

"Not really, but if you could restrain him."

"Kagome don't you..."

"Sit boy!"

*Whump*

"Now we just pour some cold water on him and presto!"

Miroku splashed a conveniently placed bucket of water on the semi-comatose Inuyasha. There was a puff of smoke and when it cleared Inuyasha was transformed. Kagome was unable to speak, and then.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha! You turned into a cat-girl!"

Inuyasha was, indeed, a cat-girl, complete with oversized paws, a bell on the rosary necklace, and a cat tail sticking out of his, or rather her robes. Inuyasha was not amused. It was a long time before Kagome stopped laughing and even Miroku was trying hard not to join her.

"You think it's funny don't you? Do you know how embarrassing it is for me? I can only thank the gods that no one I know saw me."

"And then you can here and I didn't recognize you with your newfound 'additions.'"

"Miroku, you didn't try to..."

"That's why my arm's broken. In three places. I really doubt it was worth it."

"So what are you going to do Inuyasha? Care to go shopping with me? We can pick you out a cute dress or maybe get you some catnip. But what do I say now? Sit girl?"

*Whump*

Cursing, Inuyasha picked herself off the floor.

"What I'm going to do is go back to that Jusenkyo place and cure myself and not deal with your smart ass jokes!"

At that moment Sango and Kilala walked inside with Sesshomaru behind them.

"Hey Kagome! I thought I heard Inuyasha in here. Sesshomaru wanted to have a brother-to-brother talk, without the fighting."

"Brother-to-sister you mean. Ha ha ha ha!"

"This couldn't get any worse!"

"Aaaagh!"

Ranma Saotome jerked out of bed, panting in terror. Genma rose with a start.

"Son? What is it?"

"I had this horrible nightmare. I dreamt I was a dog demon that was cursed to turn into a cat girl."

"Well shut up and go back to sleep! Some of us are trying to sleep here."

Genma fell asleep before he hit the pillow.

"But it felt so real."

Meanwhile, thanks to a trip through the Bone-Eater's Well and a pair of roundtrip airplane tickets to China.

"Oh, so you dog demon who turn into man under new moon but now cursed to turn into cat girl. Very unfortunate. I been guide to Jusenkyo springs all my life but never hear a more tragic tale."

"Which spring will turn me back?"

"Why want to turn back? You handsome dog demon guy and turn into cat girl. You have best of both sex appeals."

"Why I oughta!"

"Inuyasha look out! You're about to step..."

*Splash*

"...Into another spring."

"Oh you have no good luck sir. You fall into Spring of Sarcastic Jerk! A sarcastic jerk drowned in that spring 2000 years ago. Is very cursed spring. Very odd thing is no one mind sarcastic jerk drowned."

"Ya don't say? Yo Kagome! Hand me a towel."

That's the end of that. Three things before the end. 1) This is a one-shot joke, no sequels of any kind planned or allowed. 2) Please leave reviews. And 3) the joke with Inyuendo is Innuendo (an indirect remark or gesture that usually caries a suggestion of impropriety).

P.S. Did you know that the voice actors for Inuyasha and Kikyo in the Japanese version are the same voice actors as for Ranma and Akane from Ranma 1/2 respectively? That's kind of a creepy thought.