To The X-Mansion
When Angelica and Bree teleported to the X-Mansion the first thing they heard was Remy screaming. "NO TEA PARTIES! ANYTHING BUT TEA PARTIES! YEOWWW!"
"They certainly don't waste time do they?" Bree groaned.
Jesse walked up to them. "Hey Angelica," He said. "Let me guess you came to chase down the Triplets?"
"Spyder's here too," Angelica told him. "Where is everybody?"
"Nearly everyone's gone on some kind of mission," Jesse said. "Hank locked himself in his lab to do some work. A couple of us are around."
Jamie ran by them. "Hide me!" He pleaded as he hid behind Bree. "They're on the loose again! I told them they were violating that restraining order but they wouldn't listen!"
"There isn't a restraining order against the Triplets," Bree told him.
"Well there should be!" Jamie snapped. "If I hadn't gotten out of the library when I did I'd be the one wearing nothing but my boxer shorts and tied up with duct tape!"
"They did it again?" Angelica groaned. "What is it with the girls on my team and stripping boys?"
"Well it is an interesting pastime I must admit," Bree sighed. "I just wish they'd wait until they were older like the rest of us! I guess we'd better go after them."
"Just don't let them get me!" Jamie shouted.
"We won't," Bree said. "Angelica you stay with Jamie and Jesse. I'll round up Spyder and the terrible trio." She went upstairs.
"Don't worry kid," Jesse grinned. "You're safe from the girls."
"Here you can have some pixy sticks," Angelica took out some from her pocket and handed them to Jamie.
"Oh boy!" Jamie's eyes widened. "Thanks Angelica!"
"You have no idea what you just did," Jesse looked at her. "Did you?"
"Did what?" Angelica asked. She then saw Jamie down all the pixie sticks in one gulp. Immediately he multiplied into several Jamies. "Oh that…"
Meanwhile Bree had made her way upstairs and was untying Remy. "I'm really sorry about this," Bree told him.
"NOT HALF AS SORRY AS THOSE THREE LITTLE WITCHES ARE GONNA BE!" Remy shouted. In addition the Triplets had put eyeshadow and pink lipstick on him. "REMY IS GOING TO KILL THEM!"
"You might want to put on some pants first," Bree pointed out. Newly freed, Remy blushed and backed out of the room trying to cover himself, muttering curses in Cajun French. "Now where did they go?"
She saw Tabitha and Spyder running down the halls laughing. "Okay what did you two do?" Bree folded her arms.
"Well let's just say Jean's CDs were way too alphabetized for my liking," Tabitha giggled.
"And don't go in Bobby's room," Spyder grinned. "We put a paint bomb in it."
"I see the Triplets told you about what Bobby did to Lance huh?" Bree sighed.
"Yeah but I got him back!" Spyder grinned.
"It's official, Iceman is now the official target of the X-Men," Tabitha snickered. Then she heard a scream from down the hall. "Of course it sounds like Sam's now a runner up for that title."
Currently Sam was on the run from his sister Paige, Jubilee and Thornn. "HELP ME!" He shouted.
"GET HIM!" Paige shouted.
"YOU SNEAK!" Jubilee shouted.
"DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY!" Thornn growled.
"All right! All right! What did he do?" Bree stopped them.
"He was spying on us again!" Paige snapped. "Like he always does."
"I was not," Sam said. "I just happened to be walking by the room."
"Yeah with his eye pressed to the keyhole for ten minutes!" Thornn snapped. "I could smell you out there!"
"Is that the real story?" Bree glared at Sam.
"Well…kinda," Sam withered under her gaze.
"Ladies I do believe a make over would do wonders for Mr. Guthrie's curiosity," Bree grinned wickedly.
"YEAH!" The three girls grabbed Sam and dragged him away.
"NOOOOOOOOO!" Sam screamed in terror.
"So that's where the Triplets get it from," Tabitha folded her arms and smiled.
"You got me," Bree shrugged. "By the way where are they?"
BOOM!
"Oh never mind I think I just got a clue," Bree sighed.
Downstairs Jesse and Angelica watched the Jamies run around happily. "Boy that sugar kicks in pretty fast doesn't it?" Angelica blinked.
"It's a great pick me up," Daria came skipping along with a book in her hands. "Hi Jamie!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!" All the Jamies ran for their lives.
"Well that's one way of getting rid of 'em," Jesse remarked. "What's that you got there?"
"Kitty's diary," Daria said matter of factly.
"Give me that!" Angelica took it from her. "You shouldn't be reading this."
"Well she shouldn't have written those things about you," Daria told her.
"What things?" Angelica asked.
"Right here," Daria pointed them out in the diary.
Angelica read the diary. "SHE WROTE THAT?" Angelica shouted. "I DON'T BELIEVE THIS!"
"Yeah it's pretty hypocritical," Daria said. "Especially considering what she wrote on these pages here." She turned them.
Angelica read them avidly. "Why that…Oh man she didn't…Did she really?" She looked at Daria.
"If you are referring to the infamous hospital bed incident yeah she did," Daria nodded. "Everybody except the adults knows about it. Of course neither Scott nor Jean will say anything because of the stuff we know about them so…"
"Hospital bed incident?" Jesse blinked. "What hospital bed incident?"
"I can't tell you because it's kind of R rated," Daria said. "But nothing really happened, unless you count accidental electrocution."
"What?" Jesse asked.
Angelica kept reading. The more she read, the more furious she became. "She has dreams like this and she calls me a tramp?" Angelica shouted.
"Wanna get back at her?" Daria grinned.
"What do you have in mind?" Angelica asked. Daria just grinned and laughed.
"I think I must be going now," Jesse murmured to himself as he left the room.
He went into the next room just in time to hear Quinn say, "So you really don't know which of you is the better fighter?"
"I am!" Ray shouted.
"No I am!" Roberto snapped.
"Yeah right! In your dreams!" Ray got in his face.
"No in your nightmares!" Roberto shouted back.
"Maybe I'd better try some other room," Jesse did an about face and left just before the fireworks literally started.
Meanwhile Angelica and Bree had finally rounded up all the Triplets and Spyder. "You girls should know better by now than to come over here by yourselves to make trouble!" Bree told them. "And Angelica what were you and Daria doing in Kitty's room?"
"Nothing," Angelica said innocently. "Just…making sure everything was in place."
"Okay now…" Bree began to say something when she noticed Brittany was holding something. "Let me guess you went into Forge's lab?"
"How did you know?" Quinn asked innocently. She held up a Twinkie. "Twinkie?"
"Fine," Bree took it and then after a moment's hesitation took a bite. "Now listen you should know better than to take something that doesn't belong to you."
"WHERE IS MY EMERGENCY TWINKIE?" Hank could be heard yelling. "WHO TOOK MY TWINKIE?"
Bree looked at the Twinkie. "Well I just walked right into that one didn't I?"
"We also took his scotch and poured it down the drain," Spyder told her.
"Alcohol is very bad," Quinn said.
"WHERE'S MY SCOTCH?" Hank roared. "BOYS WHY ARE YOU FIGHTING?"
"Okay girls time to go," Bree gulped and pressed the teleportation watches. Soon they were all back at Misfit Manor.
"Well you were gone a while," Lifeline met them. "The boys are in their crib. What happened?"
"Let's just say it's going to be a while before we go back there," Bree sighed. "Girls what did you take from Forge's lab?"
"Just this," Brittany turned on the hand held device. It shot out a beam of light, tearing open the fabric of time and space. Leaping through this hole was a red dinosaur like creature that looked like Barney's evil cousin.
"Oh my…" Lifeline's eyes widened.
"Cool! Can we keep him?" Daria asked.
"YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING?" Angelica shouted as the creature looked at them like it was about to have a very good meal.
"They're not," Lifeline groaned.
So what happens next? How badly will Misfit Manor be trashed? Will the girls be able to tame the wild beast? And what exactly did Angelica and Daria do to Kitty's room? Send in those suggestions!
