Last time on Mary fellowship of the Sue ring:
"Don't touch that! It's a bomb! Were gonna die!!" Frodo shrieked like a shrill mouse. Boromir slapped him and grabbed his shoulders.
"Get a hold of yourself man!" He yelled, shaking Frodo.

"Im pregnant..." Gimli sputtered out, drunk and exhausted......exhausted from lying. Merry was stunned, he grabbed Gimli and hugged him tight like a security blanket.
"Don't worry, we'll get through this......we'll get through this dammit." He said, rocking a crying Gimli back and forth.

"Noooooooo!!" Arsalqueridelwen screamed at the sky, standing over Pip's lifeless body.
"Damn you! Damn you all to hell!" She shook her dainty fist at the sky that poured out rain as if to cry along with her and collapsed on the dead body.

And now.....on Mary fellowship of the Sue ring.....

The night had been long and uneventful, being sexless......as no one had sex....
Legolas woke up early, ...being that he doesn't sleep anyways.........and glanced around the clearing. Arsalqueridelwen wasn't in sight. He looked again quickly to make sure everyone was in their beds alone and despite Sam and Frodo cuddling, things were normal and boring. He nodded approvingly and strolled down to the stream. He found the sickeningly stunning Arsalqueridelwen sitting and dangling her bare feet into the water. He felt bad for the people downstream....
She turned her head to smile at him. Her hair was slightly wet and hung together like little metal yellow beads, or like long strips of wire someone spray painted yellow, ...it was breathtaking. He went to sit down next to her.
"So....sup?" He said, unable to look away from her face or even make reasonably believable conversation for the time period. She sighed heavily and her nostrils flared in an unflattering way. Legolas was a little turned off and managed to look away, staring down at the sparkling water.
"Im okay, I cant stop thinking about my family though." She said with her angelic voice. He nodded and didn't ask, he didn't want to push her.....not emotionally at least.
"Well, if you must know....my mother, the most powerful and beautiful elf to have ever elfed...." She started anyways.
"She died when I was young...all my sisters left and my rich and powerful kingly father was left to raise me..."
"That explains a lot..." Legolas muttered staring down at the mud trailing from her dirty feet, he really felt bad for the people downstream.
"Huh?" She turned to look at him with a quizzical cock of her head.
"Oh um, nothing.." He looked back at her and was once again entranced by her beautiful beauty. Completely forgetting about the nostril incident just a few moments ago he fell in love with her again, staring at her eyes that sparkled like a million glass grasshoppers were scattering around in her eyes as they died slowly from suffocation......what with being covered in glass and all....savages.
She smiled, parting her lips-shaped-like-leaves-that-were-shaped-like- pretty-lips lips. He leaned forwards, dreamy eyed.
"Cannonball!!!!" A loud husky voice boomed. They looked up and across the pond just in time to see a Ringwraith splash into the cool water. The other wraiths laughed and stepped up to the edge, before finally seeing the two elves. They stopped and stared. There was a long pause of silence.
"Yikes........this is awkward.." One of them said. The one who did the cannonball surfaced and faced his friends.
"Aw dude, did you see that!? Sweet!" He laughed before realizing the bewilderment on their non existent faces and turned slowly around.
"Oh...."
Arsalqueridelwen and Legolas ever so slowly started to stand up.
"I mean....Shhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee............. .... Baaaaaaaaaagggggggggiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnsssssss!!!!" He hissed loudly. In a second there was commotion and movement, the other Ringwraith's ran back to their own camp to get their horses while the other one climbed out and dried off.
"Talk about your dumb luck!" One said to the other as they ran.
"Dude, I don't even know what were doing here anyways." And with that they jumped on their horses.
Arsalqueridelwen and Legolas hurried back to camp to find everyone eating a hardy breakfast. They opened their mouths to speak but a loud horrible shriek told the others everything they needed to know.
"Yeah that..." Legolas said, packing up his stuff. They started to run but turned around to see Arsalqueridelwen standing and facing the river her long bow drawn.
"You go! I'll take care of them..." She said powerfully, flashing her green eyes to them. Gandalf rolled his eyes.
"Right...your going to kill the things that couldn't be killed by Elrond, me or Aragorn?" He scoffed. Arsalqueridelwen simply nodded and gave them all a sad look filled with.....sadness.
"I can do it....Go!" She said again, the sound of hooves and yelling growing louder.
"Fine....whatev...lets go..." Gandalf and Gimli rushed forwards dragging Frodo along. After words of courage they were reluctantly followed by the others as they raced away from the fracas.
"That lass is a wee bit messed up in the head." Gimli said quietly to Gandalf, who nodded and continued forwards.

They finally had to stop after a while of running. Legolas sighed heavily, not thinking of Arsalqueridelwen, but thinking 'damn these slow ass hobbit's.'
They sat down on various rocks, trying to figure out which way to go next. Frodo sobbed and sniffled, leaning on Sam for support. His cries grew louder, like a wounded puppy he howled and wept. The others were sad to, but felt this was Frodo's area, and let him have the spotlight.
"What's all this crying about." A voice came from further in the woods. Arsalqueridelwen stepped out from the tree's smiling like a girl who just escaped death..........
"Your...alive!" They all rejoiced, smiling and clapping. A delicate trail of blood filtered down her soft cheek where she got cut and she looked away.
"Yes.....just barely." She put a dainty hand to her forehead and sat down on a rock to be tended by the others.
"Woah...woah, freakin' woah.....your telling me....you either defeated the Ringwraith's, or escaped and either way all you got was that little cut?" Gandalf scoffed dropping his staff on the ground. Arsalqueridelwen nodded pathetically, wiping a strand of flowy golden hair from her brow.
"It is indeed a miracle..." She said, her grass colored eyes lighting up like green lanterns hanging in a poorly lit room with only one window that no one likes to stay in. Gandalf shook his head and sighed heavily.
"Im just gonna stop trying and go with it..."

Wait and see....what happens in chapter three! Could it be? A cameo from........well you'll see.

R&R -PBee and Jay