What to Do When Your Child Brings Home A Dinosaur

It had been a relatively quiet night at the Pit security post. Tripwire and Airtight were on monitoring duty. "It's so dull around here tonight," Airtight sighed. "I wish something exciting would happen."

"And I wish people would stop saying that," Tripwire groaned.

"Why?"

The phone rang. "That's why!" Tripwire answered it. "Yo. Hey Lifeline what's…What? Slow down! What's going on? What are you…? Could you repeat that again I don't think I heard you right. Oh I did. Hey come on Lifeline! What did you say! Fine! We'll be there!"

"What's going on?" Airtight asked.

"I dunno," Tripwire told him. "Something about Trinity, the X-Men and a dinosaur running loose at the Misfit place."

"We'd better check it out," Airtight said. "Think we should call in the other Joes?"

"Nah we can handle this ourselves," Tripwire told him as they left.

When they arrived they discovered the place was in shambles. "What happened here?" Airtight asked. "There's holes in the walls, furniture is destroyed."

"Looks like the kids had another disagreement over what to have for dinner," Tripwire remarked.

"What kept you?" Lifeline groaned as he walked downstairs. His uniform was slightly torn and he looked haggard.

"Lifeline what's going on here?" Airtight asked.

"Trinity decided to bring home one of Forge's inventions," Lifeline said matter of factly. "Unfortunately it was an invention that brought some kind of dinosaur into our world."

"Oh boy…" Tripwire looked around. "That explains the mess."

"Yeah the thing ran around wild until the Triplets cornered it in their room," Lifeline groaned.

"So you want us to get the dinosaur out and rescue the Triplets?" Airtight asked.

"Actually we were hoping you'd rescue the dinosaur from the Triplets!" Lifeline groaned as they heard a wild howl.

"We would have called sooner but we were still miffed about it trying to eat us," Angelica walked downstairs. "Not to mention wrecking our stuff. Toad's garden gnome collection is trashed beyond repair."

"Where is everyone else?" Airtight asked.

"Most of them are on a mission," Angelica groaned. "A nice peaceful mission."

"Well don't worry," Tripwire said. "All we have to do is gently unlock the door and..." That was the precise moment his foot stepped on a skateboard. Before anyone else knew it, Tripwire was flying down the hallway. He crashed through the door belonging to the Triplet's room.

"Well that could work too," Airtight commented as they ran to help him.

Bree had watched the whole thing while holding onto the babies. "Well I see Tripwire has arrived," She grinned.

They went into the room. Tripwire had his head stuck in the wall. "I'm okay…" He said weakly.

But the shocking thing was that the demon was covered in makeup, complete with eye shadow and lipstick. Spyder had it on a pink collar and leash as well as a bow. The demon was whining helplessly. "Be good now!" Spyder tugged on the leash. "Or more electric shock therapy for you." The monster instantly cowed in terror.

"Sit Princess!" Brittany commanded.

"Her name is Fluffietta!" Quinn snapped.

"No! Tinkerbell!" Daria shouted.

"Oh that poor beast," Airtight flinched. "It didn't have a chance."

"You girls ought to be ashamed of yourselves!" Bree handed the babies to Airtight and put her hands on her hips. "Torturing that poor monster like that!"

"We're only housebreaking it," Spyder said.

"More like breaking the house," Angelica moaned. "Tripwire are you okay?"

Lifeline had taken Tripwire's head out of the wall. "Yeah my head broke my fall," Tripwire groaned.

"We just want to keep it from eating people if it's gonna live here," Brittany said.

"You are not keeping this thing!" Lifeline shouted.

"Why don't you just use Forge's device to send it back where it came from?" Airtight asked.

"Because the first thing that monster did was take a huge bite out of the device," Brittany sighed. "I think it might be stuck here."

"Well we are not keeping it that's for sure," Angelica told them.

"Hey! I know! We'll give her to someone who needs a good home," Brittany grinned. The girls and Spyder huddled and whispered.

"Oh no I do not like where this is going! GIRLS!" Bree shouted as the girls teleported away with the demon.

"We'd better follow them," Lifeline saw the coordinates on the Mass Device in Trinity's room. "Angelica…"

"I'm on it," Angelica sighed as she programmed them in. "Here we go again!" Lifeline and Bree held on to her as they teleported away.

"Where'd they go?" Airtight asked Tripwire. "Can we follow them? Do they have a spare transporter?"

"No but I know where they've gone," Tripwire sighed. "Scotland. More specifically a certain island in Scotland."

"Don't tell me they went to Muir Island?" Airtight groaned.

"Okay I won't tell you," Tripwire sighed.

"This can't get any worse," Airtight sighed.

"Actually it can," Tripwire pointed to the babies. "I think one of them needs his diaper changed."

"Wrong," Airtight made a face. "Both of them need their diaper changed! I knew I should have brought my gas mask!"

So what happens at Muir Island, besides Angelica, the girls and the two Joes running into some familiar faces? You tell me!