Wow so many great ideas! I can use these! Some of them I'll save for later chapters, but for now, I think the girls will have a nice little trip around Europe…He heh!
Sightseeing Can Be Such Fun
Somewhere in the mountains of Scotland a lone castle stood out majestically. However it's peaceful façade was quickly shattered by a few explosions.
"HOW DID YOU LITTLE MANIACS FIND MY CASTLE?" Destro shouted.
"We looked it up in the Snake Phone book!" Daria laughed as she and her sisters flew around the castle like deranged hummingbirds. They tore off down the halls.
"OW! OW!" Spyder's electric webs shocked several Cobra guards.
"AAHHHH!" Other Cobra guards were running for their lives from Princess FT.
"As if I didn't already have enough unwanted houseguests," Destro grumbled.
"I'm hoping you do not include me in that number," The Baroness snapped as she tried to shoot the demon with her laser.
"Of course not my dear," Destro took out his weapon. "I was referring to the unwanted morons."
"Oh thanks a lot!" Zarana snapped. She and two Dreadnoks, Torch and Monkeywrench had taken cover with them. "You know this wasn't our idea to come here and baby sit the Head Snake."
"Yeah just because he was having a case of cabin fever…" Monkeywrench grumbled as he dodged some electric webbing.
"Well this should take care of our pest problem!" The Baroness aimed her weapon at Spyder. It was blasted away by a heat beam. "YEOW! THAT'S HOT!"
"Hey! As much as I'd love to blow them all away I can't let you do that!" Angelica said as she flew in with Theresa. Rahne was right behind them in wolf form.
"Oh great! More of them!" Baroness hissed. "And the little dog too…"
Rahne growled and tackled the Baroness. "SOMEBODY GET THIS MUTT OFF ME!" She shouted.
"Friends of yours?" Angelica asked Theresa.
"I think Rahne's still miffed at the Baroness for the part she played in exposing the X-Men at Bayville a ways back," Theresa explained. "Either that or the grade she gave her when she was teaching her history class."
"Oh yeah I forgot about that," Angelica nodded. "Lance told me all about that." She barely dodged a shot by Zarana. "HEY! THAT'S NOT NICE!"
"I'm a Dreadnok," Zarana snapped. "I'm not supposed to be niiiiiiiiiiiiiccee!" She screamed as Theresa launched a sonic scream at them.
"Come on," Angelica shouted. "Let's get the girls!" They were all gone now. So Rahne jumped off of the Baroness and followed Angelica and Theresa to find the others.
"Wow that was loud…" Torch moaned.
"Find them! Let no stone be unturned!" Destro ordered.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!" They heard the scream of Cobra Commander from far away.
"I think we have just picked up a clue to their whereabouts," The Baroness said sarcastically. They ran down the hall. "Commander are you all right?"
"No I am not all right!" Cobra Commander stormed out. He was covered in silly string. "But this isn't the worst of it!"
"What did they do?" Destro asked. "Did they steal anything valuable?"
"Worse!" Cobra Commander groaned.
"What happened?" Destro asked.
"THIS HAPPENED!" Cobra Commander kicked open the door to his room. The entire room was covered in pink. "IT'S PINK! I'M AN EVIL TERRORIST DICTATOR! DICTATORS DON'T DECORATE IN PINK!"
"What about Martha Stewart?" Torch asked.
"Shut up!" Zarana whacked him on the head.
"Commander," A soldier ran up. "The intruders have escaped. They're all gone!"
"I DON'T CARE! THEY WILL SUFFER FOR THIS!" Cobra Commander shouted.
"They're not the only ones…" Destro sighed.
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"It's a good thing we have these tracking devices on the teleportation watches," Angelica remarked as they entered their next location.
"I wonder where they are now?" Rahne asked. She had reverted to human form.
"More to the point where are we now?" Theresa asked.
"Here's a sign," Angelica looked around. "Royal Lavertian Gardens: Trespassers will be shot, drawn and quartered in that ordered. Oh boy…"
"We'd better find them before they cause more trouble," Rahne said.
"WHO COVERED MY CASTLE IN TOILET PAPER?" The voice of Dr. Doom, Dictator of Latvertia could be heard. "THEY SHALL FEEL THE WRATH OF DOCTOR DOOM!"
"Too late," Angelica looked upwards. Sure enough the huge castle was covered in toilet paper.
"How do they do these things so fast?" Theresa asked.
"Sugar plus BA's coffee," Angelica sighed. "Add in a whole lot of Shipwreck's genes and you've got disaster."
"Who's Shipwreck?" Theresa asked.
"Short answer, the Triplets' father and Althea's dad too," Rahne told her. "Long answer…It's a real long answer."
"WHAT IS THAT THING? KILL IT! KILL IT!" Dr. Doom could be heard shouting. "YEOWWW! YOU WILL PAY FOR THAT CHILD!"
"MasterCard, Discover or Visa?" Brittany laughed.
"Oh lord…" Angelica groaned. The three of them ran down and entered a part of the garden that was a private zoo. Or at least it was a private zoo. The cages were now empty. Feathers were everywhere. Even in Princess FT's teeth.
"Princess," Daria said. "You shouldn't spoil your dinner." The demon burped.
"THAT BEAST ATE HALF MY ANIMALS IN MY PRIVATE ZOO!" Dr. Doom roared. He was tied up with silly string. "I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU CHILDREN ARE BUT WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU…"
"I think it's time we must be going," Angelica gulped when she saw several guards running towards them.
"Let's go to England next!" Spyder said.
"No Ireland!" Brittany said.
"England!" Spyder shouted.
"France!" Quinn said.
"England!" Spyder shouted.
"Wales!" Daria shouted.
"I don't care where we go as long as we get out of here!" Angelica shouted as she fired off a bolt of heat at the approaching guards.
"Okay! I'm going to England!" Spyder teleported off with the demon.
"We're going to wherever this little button takes us!" Daria said. Then the Triplets disappeared.
"Sorry about all this!" Angelica apologized. "Come on!" She grabbed Rahne and Theresa and teleported away.
"UNTIE ME YOU IDIOTS!" Dr. Doom shouted. "IF I EVER FIND THOSE BRATS THEY WILL SUFFER!"
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"Okay let's find out where we are now," Angelica sighed as they teleported inside a huge fancy building. "All I did was push the button and followed the nearest signal."
"What a posh place," Theresa whistled at the opulence around her. "I wonder if those doors are made of real gold?"
"I think we're in London," Rahne pointed out the window. "There's Big Ben."
"GET THIS CREATURE OUT OF MY ROOM!" Emma Frost chased Spyder and the demon out of her quarters. "AND TAKE THAT STUPID DINOSAUR WITH YOU!"
"And there's Spyder," Angelica sighed.
"You're one of those Misfit brats aren't you?" Emma roared. "Do you know what that thing did in my room? Do you know how much it costs to clean a bedspread made of pure silk and gold?"
"Okay time to go!" Angelica grabbed Spyder and pressed the teleportation watch.
"YOU BRATS ARE GOING TO PAY FOR THIS!" Emma screamed.
Soon they ended up in a grassy field. "Oh we're making so many friends on this wonderful trip," Angelica groaned.
"Now where are we?" Rahne asked.
"Well according to the watch we're in Wales. The Triplets are somewhere around…" Angelica looked over. "Over there. With a herd of sheep."
"Well at least they're not setting them on fire," Rahne groaned.
"We're going to visit our friend! Todd Fan!" Trinity skipped along while chasing the sheep. "We're going to visit our friend Todd Fan! We'll visit her and bring her some sheep! We'll stay up all night and won't let her get any sleep…"
"OH NO YOU DON'T!" Angelica stormed up to them. "NO SHEEP RUSTLING! NO BOTHERING STRANGERS! NO MORE ANYTHING! GET BACK HERE!"
"Oh you're no fun anymore," Daria waved.
"It's bad enough that you kidnapped a…NO! BAD DEMON DRAGON! BAD…WHATEVER YOU ARE!" Angelica shouted. "NO EATING SHEEP! YOU JUST ATE ALREADY!"
"Oh that is just disgusting," Rahne flinched.
"You should talk," Theresa remarked. She looked at Angelica. "You should see her eating cereal sometime."
"Ha ha!" Rahne said sarcastically. She glared at the Triplets. "You girls are so in trouble when we get back! We're all going home! Now!"
"But we haven't found Princess FT a home," Daria said.
"I don't bloody care!" Rahne shouted.
"You may not have a home when we get back!" Angelica shouted. "Oh the adults are really gonna let you guys have it! Hold on to them!" They went back to Muir Island. "Guys we've finally got them! You would not believe what they did! They…Guys?"
All four adults were sprawled at the patio table, giggling like crazy. "You're all drunk again aren't ye?" Theresa groaned. "DAD!"
"What?" Sean hiccuped. "Ooh! Look at the fairies…"
"Well it's nice to see that some things are universal!" Angelica groaned.
"Your dad and mine would get along perfectly," Quinn told Theresa.
"This day is just getting better and better!" Angelica rolled her eyes.
Next: We finally get to delve into Kitty's diary! What will she write about? What kind of blackmail will the girls get from this? You tell me!
