Diaries Are Interesting Reading

"MOIRA MACTAGGERT I AM SO EMBARASSED! HOW DARE YOU GET DRUNK?" Rahne shouted at her foster mother.

"I'm only a tittle bit lipsy," Moira hiccuped. "I'm drot nunk"

"You are soused out of your mind!" Rahne shouted. "How could you be so bloody irresponsible! Don't you know better than to get drunk?"

"Obviously not," Bree giggled.

"You're not much better you know," Angelica said. "And you can't blame the Triplets on this! Especially since we were running around all of Europe trying to track them down! And what did you do?"

"We just had a little drink…" Lifeline blinked. "And then another little drink…And still another little drink."

"You only had three drinks you wuss," Sean snickered drunkenly. "I had seven…Seven big ones! I am the champion!"

"Dad you are so grounded it's not funny!" Theresa snapped at him. This was met with a chorus of laughter from the adults. "AGGGH! I GIVE UP!"

"We're just gonna have to wait until they sober up to lecture them," Angelica groaned as the three girls left the drunken adults on the patio.

"Wait until they get a hangover," Rahne's eyes glittered with thoughts of revenge. "Do you still have that CD of bagpipe music Theresa?"

"Oh yes," She grinned. "I've been saving it for a special occasion."

"Well let's just keep an eye on these maniacs for now," Angelica pointed to Trinity and Spyder who were reading something. "Now what are you doing?"

"Reading Kitty's diary," Spyder said. "It's full of juicy stuff!"

"Oh yeah," Angelica nodded. "I'd forgotten about that. Wanna take a look while we wait for the adults to come down from their binge drinking?"

"Sure," Theresa nodded. "Sounds like fun."

"Might as well get something from all this," Rahne shrugged. "Let's take a look here."

"Hmmm," Angelica read from the diary. "I can't believe Ray actually has a Wiggles CD! He says he only listens to that one song about driving a car or something. Yeah right! And what's really weird is that the other day I caught Scott singing that song as he was washing his car yesterday! He claims that he heard it when the babies were over and he didn't know that was a kiddie song! Yeah right! At least Rogue was honest when she admitted she loved the soundtrack from Cats!"

"Well this is interesting," Rahne giggled.

"Girls let's earmark this page for the photocopier," Brittany grinned.

"Not to mention this one," Theresa said as she read over Angelica's shoulder. "Jubilee dragged Logan to the mall for what she called some 'Daddy-Daughter Bonding Time' the other day. Okay she's only his foster daughter now but still. She dragged him into a Victoria's Secret and made him hold her things outside the changing area as she tried them on! Two ladies hit on him (Logan claims that at least one of them was a guy) and he even got sprayed with some perfume called 'Feminine Sunshine.' I don't know what else happened but when he got back he locked himself in the bathroom for two whole hours. All we could hear was him showering and muttering 'No more feathers' over and over again."

"Oh this is gonna come in handy one day I just know it!" Rahne grinned.

"Paige has got a crush and I can't blame her!" Angelica read. "I like him too! Learning history from Warren is so much more fun now! Of course half the females in the class spend most of their time daydreaming about Angel. Even Rogue! But he's so hot who cares! Especially when he turns his back to us! He has the cutest butt!"

"She's got a crush on a teacher?" Rahne gasped.

"You haven't seen the teacher," Quinn said. "He's Mr. Hunky Wings!"

"Here's a picture we got of him," Brittany showed her.

"Oh my oh my…" Theresa gasped as she and Rahne looked at it.

"A real hubba hubba huh?" Brittany grinned.

"That's putting in mildly," Rahne gulped. "Stupid question here…He didn't know you took this picture while he was in the shower did he?"

"Of course not," Daria rolled her eyes. "Duh!"

"How did they…?" Theresa began. "I mean how do they…?"

"Don't ask," Angelica sighed. "Believe me you're better off not knowing. Check out these dreams! Whoa!"

"She dreamed that…?" Rahne gasped. "And that? With a melon?"

"Having both Lance, Peter and…Oh my god these guys feeding her grapes like she was Cleopatra?" Angelica groaned. "She even had a dream about Scott and she has the gall to call me a slut?"

"Actually she called you a tramp," Daria said. "There's a difference."

"Yeah she calls Willow a slut," Quinn said.

"Okay who's Willow again?" Theresa asked. "It's kind of hard to keep all these names straight. I mean there's more characters around this Institute than in a miniseries!"

"Willow's the girl Lance slept with when he and Kitty broke up a ways back," Rahne told her. "From what I hear she's pretty popular with the boys."

"Yeah you should read what she says about her," Daria pointed. "My I didn't even know Kitty knew what those words meant!"

"Okay where is the photocopier?" Spyder looked around. "We gotta make copies of this!"

"We don't have a photocopier," Rahne said.

"Okay we'll go find one," Brittany grinned as she grabbed the book from Angelica. "I think I know where we can get one!" Before anyone could do anything Trinity teleported off with Spyder and Princess FT.

"You think we'd have been smart enough to take those stupid watches from them in the first place!" Rahne groaned.

"Where did they go now?" Angelica groaned.

"Well let's follow the signal again," Theresa suggested. They held onto Angelica as they teleported away. Soon they found themselves in a suburban town. "Where are we? Anybody have a guess?"

"I know exactly where we are," Angelica gulped. "We're in my hometown!"

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