When Pyro Met Firestar

"You know these jokers?" Rahne asked. Pyro and Gargouille were trashing the mall with Andrew Hamish (Spoor) and Joanna Cargill.

"Yeah three of them were locked up in that lab with me," Angelica told her. "Then they ran off with Magneto. In a way I can't blame them, but who's the guy with the flame?"

"That's Pyro," Rahne said. "He's a real nutter. But what are Magneto's goons doing here?"

"Uh maybe it has something to do with that guy they're chasing around?" Theresa pointed.

"HELP ME!" Senator Kelly ran around being chased by a flaming knight on a horse. "SOMEBODY HELP ME! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHAT IS IT WITH THESE FREAKS? WHY IS IT EVERY TIME I TURN AROUND THEY'RE AFTER ME? WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?"

"You want the short list or the long?" Pyro laughed.

"Good one," Joanna laughed as she swiped a soda from a nearby table. "Hey this burger run has become a lot more fun than I thought."

"Yes if we get rid of Kelly, Magneto will be pleased," Andrew remarked. "And best of all Pyro will get rid of some of that extra energy."

"Better him than us," Joanna gulped on the soda.

"Senator Kelly?" Angelica blinked. "What's he doing here?"

"I heard he's doing some kind of tour for a book he's promoting," Spyder remarked as she and the Triplets wandered over to them. "I guess we gotta save him huh?"

"Looks like it," Angelica flew off to intercept them. "HEY BACK OFF CREEP!" She blasted a fire blast at Pyro, breaking his concentration and dissolving the knight.

"I'm the victim here!" Kelly shouted.

"Not you!" Rahne snapped as she charged towards the other mutants. "The other creeps. The mutant ones." She changed into a wolf and charged at them.

"Oh dear," Andrew sighed. "I suppose this will be another one of those tiresome bouts with the so called good guys. AGGGH!" He yelled as Rahne tackled him.

"We are the good guys!" Theresa flew up to them and used her sonic scream. She knocked them backwards. Unfortunately she also blew out a few store windows as well. "Oops…"

"Hell-ooo Nurse!" Pyro whistled at Angelica. "Oh baby…She flies and is on fire!"

"Tell me something," Angelica groaned. "Is it mandatory for mutants to run into weirdoes everywhere they go?"

"Hey baby! What's your sign?" Pyro grinned.

"Do not enter!" Angelica sent out a heat blast at him.

Pyro merely took the heat blast and created a fire heart with it. "Oh I never believed in love at first sight before!" He crowed. "But now I do! I'm a hunk a hunk of burning love!"

"Oh great!" Angelica blinked. "It figures!"

"Come to me my red hot mamma!" Pyro started to chase after her.

"Get away from me you creep!" Angelica flew away from him.

"You can't beat me! My skin is rock hard!" Joanna laughed. Then Spyder shot her electric webs at her. "OW! OW! OW! THAT HURTS!"

"Get these maniacs away from me!" Gargouille screamed as she was blasted by Trinity's psychic lightning.

"I would gladly assist you fair ladies…" Andrew was trying to get Rahne off of him. "But I seem to be having a bit of trouble myself. OW! SHE BIT ME! NO FAIR! NO DON'T BITE ME THERE!"

"Would somebody please change partners with me?" Angelica shouted as Pyro and a dozen flaming hearts were chasing her.

"Come on baby light my fire! Your body is like a fire temple!" Pyro called out.

"Sorry! There are no services today!" Angelica snapped back.

"Save your breath!" Joanna snapped at Pyro. "You'll need it to blow up your date! FORGET THE FIRE GIRL AND HELP US! OW!"

"The only way he can get a date," Andrew snickered. "OW! SOMEBODY GET THIS CANINE OFF OF ME?"

"Oh Princess!" Daria whistled. At the command Princess FT leapt up and nipped Pyro in the behind.

"YEOW!" Pyro leapt up. "THAT THING BIT ME IN THE BUM!" He turned around and saw that Princess FT had torn out not only part of his uniform but also his underwear. "AGGH! RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!"

"For once you have the right idea!" Joanna yelled as she and the others escaped. "You'll pay for this!"

"Are you okay?" Angelica landed next to Kelly.

"Oh why am I not surprised more mutants are here?" Kelly hissed. "YOU MANIACS NEARLY KILLED ME! OF COURSE I'M NOT OKAY!"

"In case you didn't notice we just saved your hide," Rahne growled as she returned to human form.

"SECURITY!" Kelly screamed.

"You're welcome," Angelica said sarcastically. "Come on it's time to go home!"

Back to Muir Island we go. So what happens next? Hurry up and tell me! This fic's nearly over!