Spyder: Hey this is a shout out to everyone! Thanks to everyone who read this fic! Hope you enjoyed it. A special shout out to L1701E! Keep writing those fics! We love 'em!
Brittany: And a big apology to Anon e Mouse. Sorry big guy. Forgot you were a guy. I get a little confused sometimes.
Quinn: Sometimes? Well we hope you can forgive us. Do you have a girlfriend?
Angelica: OH NO YOU DON'T! RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! TRUST ME ON THIS!
Quinn: What? (Realizes she has some rope in her hands.) Uh…This is a jump rope. Really. I swear.
Angelica: Yeah right! (Takes the rope away from her.) This is why we don't get to talk to the readers a lot!
Daria: Well we hope you all enjoyed this fic as much as Red did writing it.
Angelica: I didn't enjoy it! Well except for the part where Bonnie got arrested that was kind of cool. But seriously folks…
Can I Get A Refund for This Bad Trip?
"What a lousy mission," Todd groaned as the Misfits returned home.
"Yeah I wish I was the one knocked out by the oranges," Lina groaned.
"You? You were on the boat while we were fighting for our lives!" Lance snapped. "You weren't nearly eaten by a living island! You weren't out in a hurricane!"
"Yeah but I was the one who was stuck in the infirmary with the X-Men for over an hour," She said. "I had to give them a check up remember?"
"Oh yeah," Wanda nodded. "I can't believe how Summers freaked out. And I thought I hated needles!"
"Actually he didn't really need the shot," Lina confessed. "He was getting on my nerves."
"Girl you are getting more like a Misfit every day," Althea laughed as they walked through the door. "I hope Angelica wasn't too bored."
"Well at least someone had a nice quiet…" Pietro walked in and then did a double take as he looked at the destruction all around him. "Day?"
In addition to the holes in the walls and scorch marks on the floor, Airtight and Tripwire were tied up with duct tape and being bonked repeatedly on the head by Barney and Claudius with their little whiffle bats. There was silly string all over the walls as well as bite marks in the furniture. Lifeline and Bree were sprawled on one of the couches hung over. "Would you people please stop breathing so loud?" Lifeline moaned.
"And you call me a drunk?" Shipwreck looked at Roadblock.
"The drunk is dead," Low Light remarked. "Long live the drunk."
"What happened here?" Althea asked Angelica who was drinking a soda on a chair nearby.
"Your sisters are evil," Angelica glared at her. "EVIL!"
"Well duh," Lance blinked at the hung over Lifeline. "Why are Lifeline and Bree drunk? How did these holes get in the walls? What happened?"
"What didn't happen?" Angelica groaned. "Let's just say I'll bet that I had a harder day than you did!"
"Oh yeah?" Pietro folded his arms. "We ran into the X-Geeks and my evil half sister Polaris on a living island that tried to kill us. We ended up shooting it into outer space only to end up nearly drowning in a hurricane. And we had a visit from Magneto."
"HA!" Angelica scoffed. "We trashed the X-Mansion, Muir Island, a few castles in Europe, Emma Frost's bedroom in London…"
"Hold it!" Althea stopped her. "How did you do that?"
"Your sisters lied about the Mass Device not working," Angelica told her.
"Oh really?" Althea's eye began to twitch.
"Yeah we had a nice little world tour," Angelica calmly drank some soda. "Got shot at by some lovely people, including Cobra."
"Cobra?" Wanda asked. "How did you end up running into…" She did a double take as the demon walked into the room and started to casually eat the sofa. "WHAT IS THAT?"
"That is Princess Fluffieta Tinkerbell," Angelica said matter of factly.
"Princess who?" Althea blinked.
"Wild guess here," Lance said. "The Triplets stole one of Forge's inventions right? The one that looks like a tan turtle with handles?"
"How did you ever figure that out?" Angelica said sarcastically.
"Man I thought we saw the last of them things back at the Sadie Hawkins dance," Fred groaned. At the sound of his voice Princess FT squealed and hid under a nearby table.
"Hey! Is that the one you sat on Freddy?" Todd asked.
"Well it does look familiar," Fred stepped closer to it. It screamed and backed up into a corner, hissing. "Yeah it is. I recognize some of the dents on the scales on its back."
"Oh yeah it remembers you," Lance snickered.
"You wouldn't believe the damage that thing did," Angelica groaned. "It trashed a good chunk of Europe as well as parts of my hometown! Not to mention ate a lot of other people's animals. But it was helpful in trashing Pyro and a few other of Magneto's goons."
"You ran into Pyro too?" Todd asked. "What did you guys do? Have a convention?"
"Not really," Angelica said. "But we did manage to trash Bonnie Blake's house and get her arrested. Not to mention have one heck of a party."
"Okay! You win!" Pietro stopped her. "Geeze that stupid island is starting to sound pretty peaceful about now!"
"What do we do about this?" Wanda pointed to Princess FT. "Please tell me we're not going to keep it!"
"We'll have to go back to the Institute and have Forge make another device to send it home," Roadblock shrugged.
"Now?" Angelica asked. "Uh…I gotta warn you guys. They might not be too happy to see us."
"They're never happy to see us," Xi told her.
"Yeah but this time they might be ticked off more than usual," Angelica groaned.
"Oh come on," Pietro waved. "It's nothing we can't handle. How bad could it be?"
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"YOU MISFITS ARE SO DEAD!" Jean shouted at them. Nearly every X-Man was there and they wanted to kill them all.
"You really have got to stop asking questions like that," Angelica looked at Pietro.
"You ruined my lab!" Forge shouted.
"My plants were trashed!" Ororo shouted.
"My CD's are all out of order!" Jean shouted. "Not to mention my closet smells like dead fish!"
"I told you that new perfume was bad," Spyder said matter of factly.
"YOU!" Kitty stormed in covered with blue dye and feathers. "YOU ARE GONNA PAY FOR THIS! LOOK AT WHAT THEY DID TO ME!"
"GET THEM!" Hank roared.
"Oh boy…" Todd blinked as thunder boomed in the sky. "I think we should go home now."
"Good idea!" Althea glared at her sisters. "You are all so grounded!"
"Grounded? I say they should be locked in a concrete vault!" Angelica snapped as they teleported away.
"I really hate those Misfits!" Remy shouted. "I HATE THEM!"
"Well at least they're gone!" Scott groaned. "But as usual they left a mess behind!"
"They also left behind a little friend," Hank pointed to Princess FT who was now eating the sofa. "FORGE!"
"I'm on it," Forge sighed as he picked up a device. He shot the ray at it and it disappeared. "That should send it back to where it came from. I think."
"You think?" Logan growled at him.
"Who cares where it went as long as it's gone!" Scott groaned. "At least it can't cause any more trouble!"
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"BARUMBUMP! YOU'VE DONE IT THIS TIME!" Dr. Strange shouted as Princess FT munched on his spellbooks.
"I SWEAR I DIDN'T DO IT!" Benny shouted. "That wasn't me this time!"
"YEAH RIGHT! I'M GONNA…" Dr. Strange chased Benny around zapping spells at him. "STAND STILL AND GET FRIED LIKE A MAN!"
